Heman versus Batman

[d...@ariel.uucp]

[HELP ME HELP ME]

I was having an arguement with a friend of mind as to who
would win in a fight -- batman or heman. I liked to now how
you out in netland feel.

Tom Morgan
ariel!djm

[Ron Natalie <ron>]

What if Superman fought for the Nazis?

-Ron

[Jeff Meyer]

I said I hoped net.misc would get weird, but THIS weird?

Well, thinking out loud, I guess He-Man (I've only seen one episode of the
show -- that was enough) could knock Batman's head off with his fancy sword
or crush him with a boulder, or, if the cartoon regulation people didn't
mind, and if the studio producing He-Man could create a detailed enough
version, he could pound Batman's skull into jelly.

However, the one instance of the HM show indicated to me that this person
has a serious affliction, mentally -- something akin to having a shard of
brain lodged in his head. I imagine Batman could set a trap, or run him
over with the Batmobile when He-Man wasn't looking, or shoot him (how
original!).

Maybe he even has a can of Bat-He-Man repellent.

Does this discussion seem familiar (i.e. Superman vs. Darth Vader)?

"Americans love a winner... and WILL NOT TOLERATE a loser"

Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer

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[hu...@shark.uucp]

<what a ridiculous question!>

Obviously in any out and out fight, "He-Man" (stupid stupid name) would
win due to superior strength, equal or superior skill, and better equipment
(a sword is superior to a bat-whatever).

If you don't believe it, then dig up the "He-Man" comic insert which
DC foisted on us over a year ago, wherein a single punch from the title
character knocks ol' Superman halfway across a galaxy.

This reminds me of the "Superman vs Dart Vader" question that someone
had the good sense to post in net.misc and net.kids.

Hutch

[c...@rti.uucp]

Who?

[Dave Ihnat, Chicago, IL]

> What if Superman fought for the Nazis?
>
> -Ron

No need; he can have them, free.

Dave Ihnat
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