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Movie Synopsis
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Brings to mind the L. A. Times TV listing for that *true* classic motion picture, "The Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman" which read simply, 'A giant woman gets angry and starts breaking things.' I wonder how you break into the one-sentence film synopsis field. Do you have to apprentice at Readers' Digest? Be able to communicate... more »
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Parking!
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Here's a cute little play on words I came across a few years ago. I haven't seen it lately, so here goes. Two lovers, parked in local makeout spot: Oh Frank, let's not park Oh Frank, let's not Oh Frank, let's Oh Frank Oh!!! ------------------------------ ------------------------------ --------------------... more »
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A joke
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**** My sister told me this one a LONG time ago: Why did the Pillsbury Girl get pregnant? Because the Pillsbury Boy forgot his Wiener Wrap!
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Cause of death
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------------------------------ ------------------------------ ------ ...Sample cause-of-death reports from early 1800s in Missouri; ``Went to bed feeling well, but woke up dead.'' ``Died suddenly, nothing serious'' ``Cause of death unknown; had never been fatally ill before.'' ``Don't know; died without the aid of a physician.''... more »
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Thanksgiving Turkey: Free
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< Credit to Ruth Schaefer > <[H[J(A)0[?4h[?5l[m [3;53H | |[4;53H | |[5;53H | |[6;53H | | [7;53H | |[8;50H /---------[9;50H -| |[10;50H | | [11;50H | |[12;50H | |[13;50H | | [14;50H | |[15;50H --------[16;50H | |... more »
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flavors
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...Dingleberry is an old favorite. You can also ask for dingleberries at the supermarket, or for dingleberry pie in a restaurant, etc. It's a very versatile 'fruit'. Dave P.S. If you don't know what dingleberries are, you are probably a very clean person when it comes to wiping.
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Reagan, Iran, Nicaragua, Hollywood
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*** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** --- Consider it done. News Item: Iranian arms money to Nicaragua; Reagan et al. deny all prior knowledge, etc. etc. Clearly, Reagan is positioning himself for a return to his former profession as a Hollywood actor after his current term ends.... more »
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Brain-damaged Terminal Contest
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I was doing some housecleaning in a storeroom the other day, and came across a Hazeltine 1400 video display terminal - complete with manual. I looked in the manual, and came to the conclusion that this has to be the most brain-damaged terminal I have ever seen! I thought it might be an amusing aside to see if anyone knows of... more »
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