NEWS FLASH
We're done. We just can't take it any more. The in-fighting. The  
backstabbing. The sanctimonious put-downs of other members. That's  
right, we're breaking up because our spouses are fighting amongst  
themselves over which Monkey is funniest. No amount of condoling works  
as they won't listen when we tell them over and over again that Mateo  
is the funniest. But that just starts the Monkey fighting.

One the many problems is Shari's meteoric rise in popularity. It's  
just the guys get sick of hearing, "Let's go see Shari & Her Trained  
Monkeys tonight!" It certainly hasn't helped that Matt2's  
concentration is less focused on the troupe and more on becoming the  
first professional Facebook "artist". If we have to hear about how the  
word Sienna is just as beautiful as the color we're going to shove a  
120-count Crayola set up his Status Update.

There is only one thing to do, we're are going to disband. Don't worry  
though. Some of us will be continuing as a group called Lipstick On  
Your Teeth. It will be an all-gay comedy troupe consisting of Howard,  
Mateo and Larry. Look for updates on your mirror soon!

SHOW SCHEDULE

Special guest: STEPHANIE McHUGH!
FINAL SHOW!
(If we sending this on any other day than April 1)
Monday, April 13
@ 7:30 pm
Jazz@Jack's
3rd Floor, Downtown Denver Pavilions
303-433-1000
$7

http://www.monkeysuncle.info/performances/

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