Getting leery about following other novice's 'best guess' advise
regarding problem fixes.
If there isn't one, there needs to be one. FF expert designation, that
is.
That would be the Champions: Jay Garcia and Chris Ilias are the
two most frequently seen here.
--
}:-) Christopher Jahn
{:-( http://home.comcast.net/~xjahn/Main.html
Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
Thanks for that info, Chris. I have seen the Champion designation, but
did not know the significance.
Don't forget Lee and Irwin - they also tend to camp out in here too.
I don't know how up to date the list is, but a list of the Mozilla
Champions can be found at:
http://mozillachampions.ufaq.org/members.html
There are "Champions" - a program that began with Netscape. However,
those folks are now few. A good practice is to read the group/s
regularly. You soon will get a sense for the "regulars" who most
demonstrate courtesy and accuracy. Some maintain excellent FAQs, such
as http://uFAQ.org and http://ilias.ca/mozilla/
I agree with the advice 'follow the ng discussions'
For what its worth, I would add 'Nir' and 'Leonidas Jones' ('Lee') to the
already mentioned persons.
--
It comes to the end of Bill Gates long, successful life, he finds
himself in the Purgatory waiting room, when God enters . . . "Well,
Bill," says God, "I'm confused. I'm not sure whether to send you to
Heaven or Hell: you helped society enormously by putting a computer in
almost every home in the world, and yet you've also created some of
the most unearthly frustrations known to mankind. I'm going to do
something I've never done before: I'm going to let you choose where
you want to go." Bill replies, "Well, thanks, God. What's the
difference between the two?" God says, "I'm willing to let you visit
both places briefly to help you make your decision." "Okay, where
should I go first?" asks Bill. God says, "That's up to you." Bill
says, "OK, let's try Hell first." So Bill goes to Hell. It's a
beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There are thousands
of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and
frolicking about. The sun is shining, the temperature is just right.
The whole thing looks perfect, and Bill is very pleased. "This is
great!" he tells God, "If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!"
"Fine," says God, and off they go . . . to be continued!
gwtc, as The Bard said so eloquently (loosely paraphrased), "Me thinks
thou doest protest too much". No offense intended, by my post, OR my
retort.
Dan too.
I've finally learned what gwtc stands for. I thought about calling you
Mr. GW, but perhaps it should be Mr. Complainer, or Mr. Threatener, or
just plain Hey, gwtc.
Miles
Hi Chris, I'm back as well!
Lee
--
Leonidas Jones, Mozilla/Netscape Champion
Learn about the Champs! http://mozillachampions.ufaq.org
The UFAQ'S http://www.ufaq.org/
http://www.mozilla.org/community/etiquette.html
http://mozilla.com http://mozilla.org
--
Irwin
Managing TB Profiles: http://www.mozilla.org/support/thunderbird/profile
Managing FF Profiles: http://www.mozilla.org/support/firefox/profile
--- Original Message ---
> I retired.
Sorry, you can't retire. As long as there's a list, you're on it.
--
Jay Garcia Netscape/Mozilla Champion
UFAQ - http://www.UFAQ.org
--- Original Message ---
> But I love protesting! What do you think gwtc stands for? What I do
> best: grievance, war, threat, and complain ;-)
>
Dang, I thought it meant GoWestToColorado .. 8-)
--
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has
been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European
communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a
five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for
short). In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c".
Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the
hard "c" will be replaced with "k." Not only will this klear up
konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter. There will be
growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome
"ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20
per sent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new
spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated
changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double
letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al
wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is
disgrasful, and they would go. . . to be continued!
Well, sometimes the truth hurts. Grin.
Many of us here are retired, or just tired.
Still, what works for one may not work for another. The broad
experience I have seen recounted here often leads to confusion because
the spectrum of users, and uses, is so wide that advice is often
ineffective for a given user. In such cases, it is good that many
possible solutions are available.
--- Original Message ---
> Jay Garcia wrote:
>> On 16.09.2006 22:32, Irwin Greenwald wrote:
>>
>> --- Original Message ---
>>
>>> I retired.
>>
>> Sorry, you can't retire. As long as there's a list, you're on it.
>>
> But if I unretire then I -as a Champion - can't tell some people that I
> think they are idiots!
>
You have permission to tell an idiot that he/she/it is an idiot.
yeah! Dan, Dan the MozChamp man.... mostly argueing though!
reg
>Spam Bait wrote:
>
>
>>Is there any designation (like the MS MVP for MS products) that a
>>'real' knowledgeable FF expert can put in their signature to let
>>newsgroup posters know that the advise is coming from someone who is
>>verified to 'really know' how to troubleshoot FF problems and give
>>advise??
>>
>>Getting leery about following other novice's 'best guess' advise
>>regarding problem fixes.
>>
>>If there isn't one, there needs to be one. FF expert designation, that
>>is.
>>
>>
>>
>well, if you go by that, then the rest of us shouldn't be in here
>trying to help. I mean those like reg, Nir, Mumia, Chris Jan, myself,
>and a few others. Maybe we all should stop trying to help you.
>
>
>
pah! you are just a cantancerous (is it spellt like that??) old sod and
argue as much as Dan does :-P :-P :-P (especially with Chris *lol* )
Must agree though, that Nir has some of the *most helpfull* links I've
come across here... amazing!
reg
>Spam Bait wrote:
>
>
>>gwtc wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Spam Bait wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Is there any designation (like the MS MVP for MS products) that a
>>>>'real' knowledgeable FF expert can put in their signature to let
>>>>newsgroup posters know that the advise is coming from someone who is
>>>>verified to 'really know' how to troubleshoot FF problems and give
>>>>advise??
>>>>
>>>>Getting leery about following other novice's 'best guess' advise
>>>>regarding problem fixes.
>>>>
>>>>If there isn't one, there needs to be one. FF expert designation, that
>>>>is.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>well, if you go by that, then the rest of us shouldn't be in here
>>>trying to help. I mean those like reg, Nir, Mumia, Chris Jan, myself,
>>>and a few others. Maybe we all should stop trying to help you.
>>>
>>>
>>gwtc, as The Bard said so eloquently (loosely paraphrased), "Me thinks
>>thou doest protest too much". No offense intended, by my post, OR my
>>retort.
>>
>>
>>
>But I love protesting! What do you think gwtc stands for? What I do
>best: grievance, war, threat, and complain ;-)
>
>
>
how about "ending" the Bill Gates episode ??
reg
>On 16.09.2006 18:44, gwtc wrote:
>
> --- Original Message ---
>
>
>
>>But I love protesting! What do you think gwtc stands for? What I do
>>best: grievance, war, threat, and complain ;-)
>>
>>
>>
>
>Dang, I thought it meant GoWestToColorado .. 8-)
>
>
>
then though, it SHOULD read gwPc - Past Colerado (into Nevada) - that
is where the *real desert lies! ;-)
reg
He doesnt have to, I already know
> Christopher Jahn wrote:
>> "Spam Bait" <spambai...@gmail.com> wrote in
>> news:1158429911.0...@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
>>
>>> Is there any designation (like the MS MVP for MS products)
>>> that a 'real' knowledgeable FF expert can put in their
>>> signature to let newsgroup posters know that the advise is
>>> coming from someone who is verified to 'really know' how to
>>> troubleshoot FF problems and give advise??
>>>
>>> Getting leery about following other novice's 'best guess'
>>> advise regarding problem fixes.
>>>
>>> If there isn't one, there needs to be one. FF expert
>>> designation, that is.
>>
>> That would be the Champions: Jay Garcia and Chris Ilias are
the
>> two most frequently seen here.
>>
>
> Hi Chris, I'm back as well!
>
> Lee
>
Oh, and ABSOLUTELY Lee. Didn't mean to leave you out!
--
}:-) Christopher Jahn
{:-( http://home.comcast.net/~xjahn/Main.html
Ivana used to be Donald's trompe l'oeil.
I never argue, I am simply correcting your mistakes and mis
comprehensions <grin>
Who me? Argue? Simply because I feel compelled to correct your errors
ins judgement? I am not arguing, I am stating the god honest truth, all
you have to do is realize that. <grin>
PS I also have a bridge to sell
squaredancer wrote:On 16.09.2006 23:43, CET - what odd quirk of fate caused gwtc to generate the following:? :Spam Bait wrote:Is there any designation (like the MS MVP for MS products) that a 'real' knowledgeable FF expert can put in their signature to let newsgroup posters know that the advise is coming from someone who is verified to 'really know' how to troubleshoot FF problems and give advise?? Getting leery about following other novice's 'best guess' advise regarding problem fixes. If there isn't one, there needs to be one. FF expert designation, that is.well, if you go by that, then the rest of us shouldn't be in here trying to help. I mean those like reg, Nir, Mumia, Chris Jan, myself, and a few others. Maybe we all should stop trying to help you.pah! you are just a cantancerous (is it spellt like that??) old sod and argue as much as Dan does :-P :-P :-P (especially with Chris *lol* ) Must agree though, that Nir has some of the *most helpfull* links I've come across here... amazing! reg
<< snipped >> ('cos *not true* :-P )
PS I also have a bridge to sell
sorry about that - I'm saving my money to buy Jay's swamp!--
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has
been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European
communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a
five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for
short). In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c".
Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the
hard "c" will be replaced with "k." Not only will this klear up
konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter. There will be
growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome
"ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20
per sent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new
spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated
changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double
letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al
wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is
disgrasful, and they would go. . . to be continued!
> then though, it SHOULD read gwPc - Past Colerado
where's Colerado?
--
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has
been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European
communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a
five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for
short). In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c".
Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the
hard "c" will be replaced with "k." Not only will this klear up
konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter. There will be
growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome
"ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20
per sent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new
spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated
changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double
letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al
wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is
disgrasful, and they would go. . . to be continued!
disgrasful, and they would go. . . to be continued!
> pah! you are just a cantancerous (is it spellt like that??) old sod and
> argue as much as Dan does :-P :-P :-P (especially with Chris *lol* )
thank you for those wonderful comments. A person sure gets to know
who his true Mozilla friends are ;-). Maybe just for those comments,
I'll never finish the ". . . to be continued" stories :-), and it'll
be your fault.
oh, btw, its cantankerous
--
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has
been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European
communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a
five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for
short). In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c".
Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the
hard "c" will be replaced with "k." Not only will this klear up
konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter. There will be
growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome
"ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20
per sent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new
spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated
changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double
letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al
wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is
disgrasful, and they would go. . . to be continued!
Regards
--
John Doue
--- Original Message ---
> squaredancer wrote:
>
>> then though, it SHOULD read gwPc - Past Colerado
>
> where's Colerado?
>
>
Close to Montaner and Wyomink. ;-)
Thanks Chris!
Lee
--
Leonidas Jones, Mozilla/Netscape Champion
Learn about the Champs! http://mozillachampions.ufaq.org
The UFAQ'S http://www.ufaq.org/
http://www.mozilla.org/community/etiquette.html
http://mozilla.com http://mozilla.org
>gwtc wrote:
>
>
>>Irwin Greenwald wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Jay Garcia wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>On 16.09.2006 22:32, Irwin Greenwald wrote:
>>>>
>>>> --- Original Message ---
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>I retired.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>Sorry, you can't retire. As long as there's a list, you're on it.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>But if I unretire then I -as a Champion - can't tell some people that
>>>I think they are idiots!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>oh what a shame . . . tisk, tisk
>>
>>
>>
>See what I mean? This guy's an idiot!
>
>
>
actually, you can only be an idiot if you *don't* know that you are one!
As gw *knows* that he's nuts, he can't be nutty.... can he??? or can
he??? hmmmmm..... I smell contradictories....
reg
>Jay Garcia wrote:
>
>
>>On 16.09.2006 23:46, Irwin Greenwald wrote:
>>
>> --- Original Message ---
>>
>>
>>
>>>Jay Garcia wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>On 16.09.2006 22:32, Irwin Greenwald wrote:
>>>>
>>>> --- Original Message ---
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>I retired.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>Sorry, you can't retire. As long as there's a list, you're on it.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>But if I unretire then I -as a Champion - can't tell some people that I
>>>think they are idiots!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>You have permission to tell an idiot that he/she/it is an idiot.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>well, thats not good PR for a so-called Moz Champ to say those things.
> It can and will give you champs a bad rep
>
>
>
errrr - you mean "badder" ???
reg
>On 17.09.2006 12:39, gwtc wrote:
>
> --- Original Message ---
>
>
>
>>squaredancer wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>>then though, it SHOULD read gwPc - Past Colerado
>>>
>>>
>>where's Colerado?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
>Close to Montaner and Wyomink. ;-)
>
>
>
just a bit sowf of Wyomink, akcherly!
reg
yepp - I know.... he offered to sell it to me about 3 years ago...
reg
Dan, Honestly...
I appreciate your honesty that you think you're an idiot. It makes it
easier for me to say it to you too! :)
Dan, I know you try hard, and you're trying to help other people.
Helping others is a very difficult thing to do, and I want to thank you
for trying, but if you don't have concrete knowledge and proof of what
you're saying, it's best to keep the mouth shut (or in the subject of
usenet, keep the fingers off the keyboard)..
Thank you for trying Dan, keep trying, and you may get there.
--TJ
Please take this to moz.gen. or e-mail.
[TID] (This) thread is dead, as bh used to say.
--
John McWilliams
--
Pic of the Day: New Campbell's Soup:
http://img85.imageshack.us/my.php?image=creamofspamnx1.jpg
Thread is dead. Please take this to moz.gen. or e-mail.
--
Chris Ilias
mozilla.test.multimedia moderator
Mozilla links <http://ilias.ca>
(Please do not email me tech support questions)
--- Original Message ---
> John McWilliams wrote:
>> John Doue wrote:
>>> gwtc wrote:
>>>> squaredancer wrote:
>>
>> Please take this to moz.gen. or e-mail.
>>
>>
>> [TID] (This) thread is dead, as bh used to say.
>>
> sorry, but you're not the sheriff on these newsgroups. Only Chris I
> can say that.
>
You don't have to be the sheriff to say "please ....."
--
There's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old
salt, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight
without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a
quiet, conservative type, and the bird's foul mouth is driving him
nuts. One day, it just gets to be too much and the guy grabs the bird
by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this
just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever. Then the guy
gets angry and says, "OK for you," and locks the bird in a kitchen
cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches,
and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a
stream of vulgarities that would make a sailor blush. At that point,
the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the
first few seconds there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws
and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets very quiet. At first the guy just
waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a
couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the
freezer door. The bird meekly climbs onto the man's outstretched arm
and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best
to improve my vocabulary from now on." The man is astounded and amazed
at the transformation that has come over the parrot. Then the parrot
says, . . . to be continued
He made a statement. Thread is Dead. He then asked you PLEASE to take it
elsewhere. Whats wrong with that?
I often mark threads OT - or request that people bottom post, its done
with courtesy and an appeal to decorum. Just as Chris does, or John did.
>John Doue wrote:
>
>
>>gwtc wrote:
>>
>>
>>>squaredancer wrote:
>>>
>>>
>
>Please take this to moz.gen. or e-mail.
>
>
>[TID] (This) thread is dead, as bh used to say.
>
>
>
'tis the OP's privilege to "declare this thread closed"
reg
--
There's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old
salt, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight
without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a
quiet, conservative type, and the bird's foul mouth is driving him
nuts. One day, it just gets to be too much and the guy grabs the bird
by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this
just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever. Then the guy
gets angry and says, "OK for you," and locks the bird in a kitchen
cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches,
and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a
stream of vulgarities that would make a sailor blush. At that point,
the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the
first few seconds there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws
and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets very quiet. At first the guy just
waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a
couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the
freezer door. The bird meekly climbs onto the man's outstretched arm
and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best
to improve my vocabulary from now on." The man is astounded and amazed
at the transformation that has come over the parrot. Then the parrot
says, . . . to be continued
This ain't secnews.
--- Original Message ---
> Jay Garcia wrote:
>> On 19.09.2006 00:47, gwtc wrote:
>>
>> --- Original Message ---
>>
>>> John McWilliams wrote:
>>>> John Doue wrote:
>>>>> gwtc wrote:
>>>>>> squaredancer wrote:
>>>> Please take this to moz.gen. or e-mail.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> [TID] (This) thread is dead, as bh used to say.
>>>>
>>> sorry, but you're not the sheriff on these newsgroups. Only Chris I
>>> can say that.
>>>
>>
>> You don't have to be the sheriff to say "please ....."
>>
> then who gives him, or even Chris for that matter, the right to close
> threads. Since when was that established
>
[TID] when it was invented by Bill Horne (retired Champion) was meant
only to flag a thread that had deteriorated into one that is considered
off-topic henceforth. It wasn't meant to "close" a thread.
--- Original Message ---
> squaredancer wrote:
>> On 19.09.2006 07:35, CET - what odd quirk of fate caused John
>> McWilliams to generate the following:? :
>>
>>> John Doue wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>> gwtc wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> squaredancer wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>> Please take this to moz.gen. or e-mail.
>>>
>>>
>>> [TID] (This) thread is dead, as bh used to say.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>> 'tis the OP's privilege to "declare this thread closed"
>>
>> reg
> unfortunately reg, the guidelines don't say who can close a thread:
> http://www.mozilla.org/community/etiquette.html
>
Nobody I know of "closed" the thread, just declared it dead, as in
off-topic to the nth degree.
>>>>
>>> 'tis the OP's privilege to "declare this thread closed"
>>>
>>> reg
>> unfortunately reg, the guidelines don't say who can close a thread:
>> http://www.mozilla.org/community/etiquette.html
>>
>
> Nobody I know of "closed" the thread, just declared it dead, as in
> off-topic to the nth degree.
Or the square of the nth. IAE, I didn't declare it closed, as I have no
power to do so, and if I did, I wouldn't exercise it in this case.
But it's moribund, at the least.
--
john mcwilliams
Great to see you back, Lee - as others have already indicated, we missed
you!
And by the way, another eminent list member is Ed Mullen, who appears to
have had a brief Champion interlude before retiring again =-O
--
Herbert Eppel
www.HETranslation.co.uk
> 'tis the OP's privilege to "declare this thread closed"
Is it too late to make that declaration, or has rigor mortis set in?
Thanks to those who clarified what a 'Champion' is, and a special
thanks to all who are.
I hereby declare this thread closed.
p.s. To clear up any confusion, in a former incarnation, I used the
nickname Spam Bait (the OP of this thread), but then I found out how
good the gmail spam filters work, so I changed my nickname to Teflon.
As you have seen, there's a range of expertise and willingness to share
same in an even handed manner both among Champions, former Champions,
regular users, and sporadic members. Observation is helpful, but there
are no senior citizen tests, unlike drivers' licenses in California, so
you pays your money and takes yer choice often.
--
John McWilliams
formerly:
Netscape Champion