05/05/05 Puns
Tim Bruening
"Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:
> "Robert Morpheal" <morp...@sympatico.ca> wrote
> > Greg Evans wrote:
> > >
> > > Why? She was just gonna bring you your food, is all....
> >
> > My food taster didn't approve of that dish. So she's gone.
> >
> Well there's your problem- if she'd eaten the food instead of the dish
>
> she might still be alive.
Did she eat a radish or a kaddish or a brandish or a kurdish or a
swedish?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:4271C3E0...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> Gussie wrote:
>
> > ARRESTING OFFICER Cubicle worker who finds 9 to 5 TUTU tiring
> > CARNIVOROUS ...where I thought I parked it--and it doesn't come
when
> I
> > call
> > WINDOW What we hope to do at a casino
> > STUBBORN Genetically short
> > MONOMANIAC One who finds stereo too confusing
> > NESSELRODE Didn't wear seat belts
> > BUTTERBALL Goats' gala event
> > RUDE Attacked by a kangaroo
> > LOBOTOMY Having an underslung rear
> > SURFBOARD Tired of browsing the Web
> > PITCHMAN A sap collector
> > ACUMEN What space aliens do to blend in with earthlings
> > HUMERUS Actually, it's the one just above the funny bone
> > MOTH Green thtuff often found growing on brickth
> > CASTANET What a lady spider does to ensnare a gentleman
> spider--later she
> > eats him
> > CURRENT The fee charged by Rent-A-Mutt
> > UNIVERSE One-line poem
> > APPLE POLISHER A neat freak who owns a Mac
> > PUTREFACTION PC users group
> > STILBESTROL A pill ingested to maintain the illusion of
superiority
>
> ARSON: Arson got an A!
>
A firebug once got the petrol all over his rear end and left the
burning
building with his arson fire!
Adkins: To have more children and put them on a diet!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:4271C42E...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> "J. A. Mc." wrote:
>
> > On Mon, 24 May 2004 04:11:49 GMT, "Chris Trask"
> <chris...@earthlink.net>
> > found these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >
> > >
> > >"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > >news:40B0ACCE...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >> To be franc, this is nonsense!
> > >>
> > >> Shall I pound this message further?
> > >>
> > >> Mark my words.
> > >>
> > >
> > > I have to peso back and forth to think of something clever as
I
> have a
> > >yen to contribute to this thread. I'm a bit lira of running
afoul of
>
> > >anyone's sensitivities due to a monetary lapse of thoughtfulness.
> > >
> > But it was still centavo the internet!
>
> Lets Buck the trend towards war!
>
> Franc ly, I'm sick of Iraq!
>
>
I got sick of Iraq too - so Iran away.
Will Kuwait for me please?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:4271AF8D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:3F64D428...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Event: Ventilation system on a computer or Internet.
> > >
> >
> > Fan Club: Device for smashing same.
>
> Unless the fan is protected by Fan Mail!
You can order that stuff by sending a chain letter.
Chain Letter: Used to imprison the mail.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:4271B079...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> Former: In favor of 4 oceans.
>
> Foreplay: What golfers do.
>
> Meanest: Where cruel birds live.
>
> Meantime: A time to get nasty.
>
> Mercantile: Oceanic floor covering.
Mercedes: A car that could have the same instead of carpets peeing all
over
the place.
Astronomer: Ocean of star gazers.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4214593E...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Merchant: Singing ocean that also sells goods.
> >
> > Merch-ant: Ant businessman.
> >
> > Merlin: Ocean of ancient English wizards.
> >
> > Tea-GIF: Beverage at the end of the workweek.
> >
> > Tea-LC: Beverage that gives you a massage.
> >
> > Tea-V: Beverage that enables one to see far.
> >
> > Tea-VA: Beverage that blocks water and generates power.
> >
> Watt?
Merchant: Singing ocean that also sells goods.
Merch-ant: Ant businessman.
Merlin: Ocean of ancient English wizards.
Tea-GIF: Beverage at the end of the workweek.
Tea-LC: Beverage that gives you a massage.
Tea-V: Beverage that enables one to see far.
Tea-VA: Beverage that blocks water and generates power.
Tea-Bee: Beverage drunk by apines, but makes humans sick.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:421995F7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> Bobbie: Police insect that buzzes and makes honey.
>
From the inventor of the police farce, Sir Robert Peel.
He had a terrible skin condition.
Condi: Against demons.
Cordy: Demon rope.
Tim Bruening
Cookie: Favorite computer food.
Chocolate chip cookie: Favorite food of a chocolate computer.
Motherboard: Mother of a tree.
I.T.: Beverage on the Internet. E.T.: Another such beverage.
Transistor: Female sibling of computer.
Resistor: Female sibling who is a rebel.
Tim Bruening
Bracer: Donkey knight.
Bracing: Donkey song.
Brading: Donkey bell.
Brady: Donkey demon.
Tim Bruening
Braking: Donkey king.
Brandy: Makes demons drunk. So does Demon Rum.
Bubble: Soapy speculative bull.
Combust: Burning computer.
Tim Bruening
Pebble: Small rocky bull.
Shabby: Bad looking apine.
Sturdy: Very strong demon.
Walker: Dog at the NYSE.
Tim Bruening
Herby: Bee owned by a woman.
Kennedy: Liberal demon in the Senate.
Market: Cat on Wall Street.
Moody: Cow demon.
Tim Bruening
Commerce: Trading computer.
Coming: Computer vase.nsect.
Derby: Bee race.
Electromagnetic: Parasite that produces light and is attractive.
Tim Bruening
Trouble: Another mean bull.
Kabul: Afghan Bull.
Frantic: Excitable tic.
Romantic: A tic in love.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4222F578...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Probable: Likely male bovine, or in favor of gibberish.
> >
> > Quotable: Talking male bovine.
> >
> > Rabble: A mob of commoner male bovines.
> >
> > Recent: To get another penny.
> >
> > Recur: To get another dog.
>
> Current: A hired dog.
Currant: Electrical dog.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41D903D7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41D663CC...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Rowe Rickenbacker wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Miss Ann Thropy: a girl who doesn't like other people...
> > > > >
> > > > > You joke, but I have a gothic friend who calls herself that...
> > >
> > > Why did she Gothic? Heavy Metal poisoning?
> >
> > Maybe she lived in a Lead Den.
> >
> That's why she was buried in a lead den coffin!
Was she radioactive? Did she eat from a radish?
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 22:42:41 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
> <d...@rr.rochester.com> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >
> >"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote
> >> Forecast: 4 actors.
> >>
> >> Outcast: Gay actor who has left the closet.
> >>
> >> Overcast: Cloudy actors.
> >
> >Castrating: judging for the Academy Awards.
> >
> Castrating: Lesser pain than sitting through the Academy 'Wards.
Warding: Martial music or bells.
Tim Bruening
Mos wrote:
> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > On Sun, 13 Jun 2004 13:18:20 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote:
> >
> >>>>>>> That would only be true if the Pope were Polish and what are
the
> >>>>>>> odds of that.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> 1 in 264.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Now those are my kinda odds. I'm in.
> >>>>
> >>>> Actually there are 150 cardinals making yer odds on being Pope
> >>>> 150-1.
> >>>>
> >>>> Besides if Larry was leader of the Catholic Church I'd find
myself
> >>>> a new religion pretty quickly.
> >>>
> >>> If Larry WERE . . Sub junk tiff! (Minor argument ove a pile of
> >>> scrap U-Boat parts.)
> >>>
> >>> 150 cardinals? Which one is Cardinal Sin?
> >>
> >> The Mogolian dude.
> >
> > LOL
>
> It wasn't that funny. You need more coughee.
Coughee beans?
Tim Bruening
headdr wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:405BED7B...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Static: Electric tic.
> >
> > Dramatic: Tic in a play.
> >
> > Lunatic: Insane tic.
> >
> > Ticker: Dog parasite.
> >
> > Fleecing: Singing parasite.
> >
> If crabs were part of creation, then Adam and Eve were lousy.
> That's why they had to Flea from Eden.
> Adam was heard to say, "That really bugged me."
> Eve said, "I think we both have something to crab about."
I thought that they were done in by a snake, not a crab.
Smitten: Snake glove.
Smutt: Snake dog.
Tim Bruening
Sheila Dundee wrote:
> Cybe R. Wizard wrote:
> > On Sat, 17 Jan 2004 22:18:29 +1030
> > "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> "J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> >> news:o33h009d0nue10flq...@4ax.com...
> >>> On 16 Jan 2004 12:59:22 -0800, art...@yahoo.com (artyw) found
these
> >>> unused words floating about:
> >>>
> >>>> One of my students says that he is from the United Arab Emirates,
> >>>> but I think it is a Dubaious claim.
> >>> Would that be in Aden a good grade?
> >>
> >> Yemen play much gulf?
> >>
> > No, but I Saudi Arabia bowl on TV yesterday.
>
> Bah! Rain stopped play.
Bahrain: Rain of sheep.
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Fri, 21 Nov 2003 14:01:11 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >> On Thu, 20 Nov 2003 18:00:47 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> >> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating
about:
> >>
> >>> Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> >>>> Sheila Dundee wrote:
> >> Of course ... Anacapa for the cold air.
> >
> > Why, you planning on mountain both of us? Well I ashore you island
on
> >my feet no matter what happens! 1
> >
> No, just to forestall a head cold (cold head?). I prefer to mont
> (blank)! 2
Forestall: In favor of procrastination or horse housing.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Q: What do 1960s Bohemian types (without apostrophes) high on Ganja
and LSD
> wish each other at this time of year?
>
> A: Hippy Crassmass.
I understand that many high powered politicians and busnessmen are
Bohemians, meeting each summer in the Bohemian grove.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41B4C3A3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Succubus: To suck in an entire mass transit vehicle.
>
> Omnibus: Travelling.
>
> Offnibus: Back on foot again.
Or back on 30.48 centimeters.
Tim Bruening
Minimizing: Shrinking song.
Reminiscing: The song "Thanks for the memories".
Rising: Song of ascending grain.
Seizing: A taking song.
Tim Bruening
"nemo" <ne...@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
news:<B5rWc.270897$a8.2...@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk>...> news:4129AFC7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Sheila Dundee wrote:
> >
> > > J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > >>> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> > > >>> news:si_Jb.309341$Y72....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > > >>>> Sung by a couple of pimps who run a group of girls working at
the
> > > >>>> top the the Telecomm Tower:
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> "High ho! High ho! It's off to work we go . . . . "
> > > >>>>
> > > >>> Feeling a little flushed, off they go to the johns.
> > > >>
> > > >> I was loose myself yesterday but I hope to pickup today.
> > > >>
> > > > It's about time Tundra some work out of you! <G>
> > >
> > > Icy they have new wipers!
> >
> > Viper: Snakes used to clean wet windshields.
> >
> > Viper: Snake price.
> >
> > Saturn: Car with a ring.
> >
> Viper: Snake price???
>
> Sod it! I've adder nough!
Subtract: Wet railroad.
Tim Bruening
Subtract: A political document (such as the Communist Manifesto) under
water.
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On 26 Dec 2003 12:43:41 GMT, Dr Tormento <re...@togroup.com> found
these
> unused words floating about:
>
> >"Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in
> >news:3feb81c7$0$18691$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au:
> >
> >> Michael Balarama wrote:
> >>> "JHines7734" <jhine...@aol.com> wrote in message
> >>> news:20031225161625...@mb-m13.aol.com...
> >>>> My name is Quasimodo. Does that name ring a bell with you?
> >>>
> >>> that gives me a hunch, I 'll get back with you.
> >>
> >> I dated an appealing bell buoy once but he tolled me I was too
brassy
> >>:-(
> >
> > Really? I wouldn't ding so.
>
> She's been known to marker buoys for life!
Marker: Writing dog.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4129B4B7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Spearmint: A gum weapon.
> >
> > Shakespeare: A trembling weapon that writes plays.
> >
> > Stock King: Santa Claus.
> >
> > Stocking: Head of the New York Stock Exchange.
> >
> > Exchange: Former money.
>
> Telephone Exchange: Featured in an up-to-date version of an old
pantomime
> story with a sign above the door: "New Phones for Old."
>
> Didn't work because you had to be 18 to be admitted, so they wouldn't
let
> Alladin anyway.
>
> The invention of the electromechanical automatic telephone exchange
system:
> Strowger than fiction.
>
> It is. Do a Google on Strowger.
Alladin: Very loud genie child.
Tim Bruening
Bussing: Singing mass transit vehicle.
Busting: Ringing mass transit vehicle.
Nimbus: Cloudy mass transit vehicle.
Omnibus: All encompassing mass transit vehicle.
Rumbus: Drunk mass transit vehicle.
Transitory: British Conservative mass transit.
Unibus: All the buses.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41822F1D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > RJH <ancho...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > news:2a2566aa.04102...@posting.google.com...
> > > > The Japanese chef Quo caused a good deal of controversy at this
year's
> > > > Kalamari Cook-Off Competition when he made a secret deal to
split the
> > > > winnings with the head judge. It was a case of Squid Pro Quo.
> > > >
> > >
> > > Why was there a head judge? Was somebody cooking them?
> >
> > Cooking the head judge?
> >
> > Cooking the books?
> >
> Cooking heads of course. Perfectly normal ewe sedge.
>
> Used by very versatile prostitutes: Double Entry Bookkeeping.
Why would anyone want to cook lettuce?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41822E6D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:3F9765FC...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Subscribe: Underwater clerk.
> > > >
> BTW. A scribes is calligraphers, usually religious, like what done all
those
> illuminated books like the Book of Kells etc. Don't demote 'em.
>
> > > Sublime: Underwater fruit tree.
> >
> > Sublimate: Underwater citrus tree sex.
>
> Fertiliser used on citrus plants: Lemonaid.
Abut: One arse.
Douglas D. Anderson
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote
>
>
> "Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:
>
> > "Robert Morpheal" <morp...@sympatico.ca> wrote
> > > Greg Evans wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Why? She was just gonna bring you your food, is all....
> > >
> > > My food taster didn't approve of that dish. So she's gone.
> > >
> > Well there's your problem- if she'd eaten the food instead of the dish
> >
> > she might still be alive.
>
> Did she eat a radish or a kaddish or a brandish or a kurdish or a
> swedish?
>
>
He was fiendish as he ate the outlandish.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41265BDB...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > War-ming: Hostile Chinese vase or hot Chinese vase.
> >
> > Hostile: Aggressive fence.
> >
> > Fencing: Singing barrier.
>
> Prezoomably, if you're stopped by such a singing barrier, you're
Foiled!
Foil Ling: A Chinese Saber Artist.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41265902...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > KIMEVANS <kime...@bigpond.com> wrote in message
> > > news:WWvjc.782$TT....@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> > > > demanded: the man dinged once too often
> > > >
> > > Demanded: Demised satanic helper.
> >
> > Remanded: Man dies again.
>
> Remanded in Custody: Man dies by falling into flavoured cornflour or
eggs
> and milk again.
Custody: Swearing amphibian.
Custody: Swearing demon frog.
Tim Bruening
"Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:
How caddish!
nemo
>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4271C3E0...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Gussie wrote:
> >
> > > ARRESTING OFFICER Cubicle worker who finds 9 to 5 TUTU tiring
> > > CARNIVOROUS ...where I thought I parked it--and it doesn't come
> when
> > I
> > > call
> > > WINDOW What we hope to do at a casino
> > > STUBBORN Genetically short
> > > MONOMANIAC One who finds stereo too confusing
> > > NESSELRODE Didn't wear seat belts
> > > BUTTERBALL Goats' gala event
> > > RUDE Attacked by a kangaroo
> > > LOBOTOMY Having an underslung rear
> > > SURFBOARD Tired of browsing the Web
> > > PITCHMAN A sap collector
> > > ACUMEN What space aliens do to blend in with earthlings
> > > HUMERUS Actually, it's the one just above the funny bone
> > > MOTH Green thtuff often found growing on brickth
> > > CASTANET What a lady spider does to ensnare a gentleman
> > spider--later she
> > > eats him
> > > CURRENT The fee charged by Rent-A-Mutt
> > > UNIVERSE One-line poem
> > > APPLE POLISHER A neat freak who owns a Mac
> > > PUTREFACTION PC users group
> > > STILBESTROL A pill ingested to maintain the illusion of
> superiority
> >
> > ARSON: Arson got an A!
> >
>
> A firebug once got the petrol all over his rear end and left the
> burning
> building with his arson fire!
>
> Adkins: To have more children and put them on a diet!
Butt did the dad have his arson fire?
nemo
>
>
> "Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:
>
> > "Robert Morpheal" <morp...@sympatico.ca> wrote
> > > Greg Evans wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Why? She was just gonna bring you your food, is all....
> > >
> > > My food taster didn't approve of that dish. So she's gone.
> > >
> > Well there's your problem- if she'd eaten the food instead of the dish
> >
> > she might still be alive.
>
> Did she eat a radish or a kaddish or a brandish or a kurdish or a
> swedish?
>
nemo
> >
> >
> > "J. A. Mc." wrote:
> >
> > > On Mon, 24 May 2004 04:11:49 GMT, "Chris Trask"
> > <chris...@earthlink.net>
> > > found these unused words floating about:
> > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >> To be franc, this is nonsense!
> > > >>
> > > >> Shall I pound this message further?
> > > >>
> > > >> Mark my words.
> > > >>
> > > >
> > > > I have to peso back and forth to think of something clever as
> I
> > have a
> > > >yen to contribute to this thread. I'm a bit lira of running
> afoul of
> >
> > > >anyone's sensitivities due to a monetary lapse of thoughtfulness.
> > > >
> > > But it was still centavo the internet!
> >
> > Lets Buck the trend towards war!
> >
> > Franc ly, I'm sick of Iraq!
> >
> >
> I got sick of Iraq too - so Iran away.
>
> Will Kuwait for me please?
UAEover the top with that one.
nemo
>
> Cookie: Favorite computer food.
>
> Chocolate chip cookie: Favorite food of a chocolate computer.
>
> Motherboard: Mother of a tree.
>
> I.T.: Beverage on the Internet. E.T.: Another such beverage.
>
> Transistor: Female sibling of computer.
>
> Resistor: Female sibling who is a rebel.
Potentiometer: Device for measuring despotic rulers.
nemo
> > Former: In favor of 4 oceans.
> >
> > Foreplay: What golfers do.
> >
> > Meanest: Where cruel birds live.
> >
> > Meantime: A time to get nasty.
> >
> > Mercantile: Oceanic floor covering.
>
> Mercedes: A car that could have the same instead of carpets peeing all
> over
> the place.
>
> Astronomer: Ocean of star gazers.
Astronoma: A tumour on a star.
nemo
> > > Merchant: Singing ocean that also sells goods.
> > >
> > > Merch-ant: Ant businessman.
> > >
> > > Merlin: Ocean of ancient English wizards.
> > >
> > > Tea-GIF: Beverage at the end of the workweek.
> > >
> > > Tea-LC: Beverage that gives you a massage.
> > >
> > > Tea-V: Beverage that enables one to see far.
> > >
> > > Tea-VA: Beverage that blocks water and generates power.
> > >
> > Watt?
>
> Merchant: Singing ocean that also sells goods.
>
> Merch-ant: Ant businessman.
>
> Merlin: Ocean of ancient English wizards.
>
> Tea-GIF: Beverage at the end of the workweek.
>
> Tea-LC: Beverage that gives you a massage.
>
> Tea-V: Beverage that enables one to see far.
>
> Tea-VA: Beverage that blocks water and generates power.
>
> Tea-Bee: Beverage drunk by apines, but makes humans sick.
BBC: Ocean containing Ben Lion's wife.
nemo
> > > > Event: Ventilation system on a computer or Internet.
> > > >
> > >
> > > Fan Club: Device for smashing same.
> >
> > Unless the fan is protected by Fan Mail!
>
> You can order that stuff by sending a chain letter.
>
> Chain Letter: Used to imprison the mail.
Mail Train: Worn by a knight's bride.
nemo
> >
> > Bobbie: Police insect that buzzes and makes honey.
> >
> From the inventor of the police farce, Sir Robert Peel.
>
> He had a terrible skin condition.
>
> Condi: Against demons.
>
> Cordy: Demon rope.
Cordiner: String restuarant.
Cording: String bell.
Cordwain: String farm wagon.
nemo
> Baldy: Hairless demon.
>
> Bracer: Donkey knight.
>
> Bracing: Donkey song.
>
> Brading: Donkey bell.
>
> Brady: Donkey demon.
Bradawl: Tool for making holes in donkeys.
nemo
> Braker: Donkey canine.
>
> Braking: Donkey king.
>
> Brandy: Makes demons drunk. So does Demon Rum.
>
> Bubble: Soapy speculative bull.
>
> Combust: Burning computer.
Narr. It's that dyslexic girl who put on a brazier instead of her brassiere
again.
nemo
> Gabby: Talkative apine.
>
> Herby: Bee owned by a woman.
>
> Kennedy: Liberal demon in the Senate.
>
> Market: Cat on Wall Street.
>
> Moody: Cow demon.
Verbose: Talkative flexible pipe for water.
nemo
> Combustible: Burning male cow.
>
> Commerce: Trading computer.
>
> Coming: Computer vase.nsect.
>
> Derby: Bee race.
>
> Electromagnetic: Parasite that produces light and is attractive.
Thermodynamic: A hot, very energetic Irishman!
(Noah Fence.)
nemo
> Oldie: Elderly demon.
>
> Pebble: Small rocky bull.
>
> Shabby: Bad looking apine.
>
> Sturdy: Very strong demon.
>
> Walker: Dog at the NYSE.
Johnnie Walker: A extremely drunken guy taking a condom out for exercise on
a lead.
nemo
> Vulnerable: Easily defeated bull.
Vunlerable: Universally mispronounced easily defeated bull. (in the UK at
least.)
>
> Trouble: Another mean bull.
>
> Kabul: Afghan Bull.
>
> Frantic: Excitable tic.
>
> Romantic: A tic in love.
nemo
> > > > > Rowe Rickenbacker wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Miss Ann Thropy: a girl who doesn't like other people...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You joke, but I have a gothic friend who calls herself that...
>
> > > >
> > > > Why did she Gothic? Heavy Metal poisoning?
> > >
> > > Maybe she lived in a Lead Den.
> > >
> > That's why she was buried in a lead den coffin!
>
> Was she radioactive? Did she eat from a radish?
>
Can say! I gotta get outa here!! There's a Radon!!!!
Nemo
Numbo One Punster!
nemo
> > > Probable: Likely male bovine, or in favor of gibberish.
> > >
> > > Quotable: Talking male bovine.
> > >
> > > Rabble: A mob of commoner male bovines.
> > >
> > > Recent: To get another penny.
> > >
> > > Recur: To get another dog.
> >
> > Current: A hired dog.
>
> Currant: Electrical dog.
>
>
CurrentL: A split-open dog. It was probably done so that its owner could
comply with the mis-spelled sign on one of those new bins, "Dog Waists
Only."
nemo
>
>
> "J. A. Mc." wrote:
>
> > On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 22:42:41 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
> > <d...@rr.rochester.com> found these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >
> > >"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote
> > >> Forecast: 4 actors.
> > >>
> > >> Outcast: Gay actor who has left the closet.
> > >>
> > >> Overcast: Cloudy actors.
> > >
> > >Castrating: judging for the Academy Awards.
> > >
> > Castrating: Lesser pain than sitting through the Academy 'Wards.
>
> Warding: Martial music or bells.
>
Colonel Bogey: Martial music on snot!
(It's UK for booger, BTW.)
nemo
>
> Mos wrote:
>
> > Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > > On Sun, 13 Jun 2004 13:18:20 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote:
> > >
> > >>>>>>> That would only be true if the Pope were Polish and what are
> the
> > >>>>>>> odds of that.
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> 1 in 264.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> Now those are my kinda odds. I'm in.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> Actually there are 150 cardinals making yer odds on being Pope
> > >>>> 150-1.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> Besides if Larry was leader of the Catholic Church I'd find
> myself
> > >>>> a new religion pretty quickly.
> > >>>
> > >>> If Larry WERE . . Sub junk tiff! (Minor argument ove a pile of
> > >>> scrap U-Boat parts.)
> > >>>
> > >>> 150 cardinals? Which one is Cardinal Sin?
> > >>
> > >> The Mogolian dude.
> > >
> > > LOL
> >
> > It wasn't that funny. You need more coughee.
>
> Coughee beans?
>
Black Eye Peas: What people do if they get scared and their bladder gives
way during a fist-fight.
nemo
> > > Static: Electric tic.
> > >
> > > Dramatic: Tic in a play.
> > >
> > > Lunatic: Insane tic.
> > >
> > > Ticker: Dog parasite.
> > >
> > > Fleecing: Singing parasite.
> > >
> > If crabs were part of creation, then Adam and Eve were lousy.
> > That's why they had to Flea from Eden.
> > Adam was heard to say, "That really bugged me."
> > Eve said, "I think we both have something to crab about."
>
> I thought that they were done in by a snake, not a crab.
>
> Smitten: Snake glove.
>
> Smutt: Snake dog.
>
Dogmatic: Robot canine or a robot flea on same.
nemo
>
> Sheila Dundee wrote:
>
> > Cybe R. Wizard wrote:
> > > On Sat, 17 Jan 2004 22:18:29 +1030
> > > "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:
> > >
> > >>
> > >> "J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> > >> news:o33h009d0nue10flq...@4ax.com...
> > >>> On 16 Jan 2004 12:59:22 -0800, art...@yahoo.com (artyw) found
> these
> > >>> unused words floating about:
> > >>>
>
> > >>>> but I think it is a Dubaious claim.
> > >>> Would that be in Aden a good grade?
> > >>
> > >> Yemen play much gulf?
> > >>
> > > No, but I Saudi Arabia bowl on TV yesterday.
> >
> > Bah! Rain stopped play.
>
> Bahrain: Rain of sheep.
>
In Arabic, you gotta pronounce eatch aitch, even if it *is* in the middle of
a word. It's Bn like that for Hs.
nemo
>
> "J. A. Mc." wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 21 Nov 2003 14:01:11 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> > <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > >> On Thu, 20 Nov 2003 18:00:47 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> > >> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating
> about:
> > >>
> > >>> Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> > >>>> Sheila Dundee wrote:
> > >> Of course ... Anacapa for the cold air.
> > >
> > > Why, you planning on mountain both of us? Well I ashore you island
> on
> > >my feet no matter what happens! 1
> > >
> > No, just to forestall a head cold (cold head?). I prefer to mont
> > (blank)! 2
>
> Forestall: In favor of procrastination or horse housing.
>
Procrastination: A country of stannically constructed robots run by Toms/hos
who are totally lacking in discrimination and sensibility.
nemo
>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Q: What do 1960s Bohemian types (without apostrophes) high on Ganja
> and LSD
> > wish each other at this time of year?
> >
> > A: Hippy Crassmass.
>
> I understand that many high powered politicians and busnessmen are
> Bohemians, meeting each summer in the Bohemian grove.
>
>
Equivalent of Freemasons, who have just increased to Fourmasons due to
inflation.
nemo
> > > Succubus: To suck in an entire mass transit vehicle.
> >
> > Omnibus: Travelling.
> >
> > Offnibus: Back on foot again.
>
> Or back on 30.48 centimeters.
>
Centimeter: Moving-goyle instrument registering the potency of perfumes.
(Sometimes, you lot spelling things wrong comes in handy!)
nemo
> Closing: Song of shutting down.
>
> Minimizing: Shrinking song.
>
> Reminiscing: The song "Thanks for the memories".
>
> Rising: Song of ascending grain.
>
> Seizing: A taking song.
>
Seizing!: High tide.
Seizoutagain!: Low tide.
nemo
>
> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
> news:<B5rWc.270897$a8.2...@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk>...> > news:4129AFC7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > Sheila Dundee wrote:
> > >
> > > > J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > > >>> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> > > > >>> news:si_Jb.309341$Y72....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > > > >>>> Sung by a couple of pimps who run a group of girls working at
>
> the
> > > > >>>> top the the Telecomm Tower:
> > > > >>>>
> > > > >>>> "High ho! High ho! It's off to work we go . . . . "
> > > > >>>>
> > > > >>> Feeling a little flushed, off they go to the johns.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> I was loose myself yesterday but I hope to pickup today.
> > > > >>
> > > > > It's about time Tundra some work out of you! <G>
> > > >
> > > > Icy they have new wipers!
> > >
> > > Viper: Snakes used to clean wet windshields.
> > >
> > > Viper: Snake price.
> > >
> > > Saturn: Car with a ring.
> > >
> > Viper: Snake price???
> >
> > Sod it! I've adder nough!
>
> Subtract: Wet railroad.
>
Don't see the point of that one, but I hope it'll turnout nice and dry soon.
http://www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/point?view=uk
See (points), half way down para 1.
nemo
> water.
>
Manifesto: Having lots of infected sores.
nemo
>
> "J. A. Mc." wrote:
>
> > On 26 Dec 2003 12:43:41 GMT, Dr Tormento <re...@togroup.com> found
> these
> > unused words floating about:
> >
> > >news:3feb81c7$0$18691$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au:
> > >
> > >> Michael Balarama wrote:
> > >>> "JHines7734" <jhine...@aol.com> wrote in message
> > >>> news:20031225161625...@mb-m13.aol.com...
> > >>>> My name is Quasimodo. Does that name ring a bell with you?
> > >>>
> > >>> that gives me a hunch, I 'll get back with you.
> > >>
> > >> I dated an appealing bell buoy once but he tolled me I was too
> brassy
> > >>:-(
> > >
> > > Really? I wouldn't ding so.
> >
> > She's been known to marker buoys for life!
>
> Marker: Writing dog.
>
Edding: Writing dog wearing a hat with a bell.
http://www.todoart.com/edding.htm
nemo
> > > Spearmint: A gum weapon.
> > >
> > > Shakespeare: A trembling weapon that writes plays.
> > >
> > > Stock King: Santa Claus.
> > >
> > > Stocking: Head of the New York Stock Exchange.
> > >
> > > Exchange: Former money.
> >
> > Telephone Exchange: Featured in an up-to-date version of an old
> pantomime
> > story with a sign above the door: "New Phones for Old."
> >
> > Didn't work because you had to be 18 to be admitted, so they wouldn't
> let
> > Alladin anyway.
> >
> > The invention of the electromechanical automatic telephone exchange
> system:
> > Strowger than fiction.
> >
> > It is. Do a Google on Strowger.
>
> Alladin: Very loud genie child.
>
Or (and Noah Fence) the loudspeakers up a Minaret set at far too high a
volume.
nemo
>
> Bussing: Singing mass transit vehicle.
>
> Busting: Ringing mass transit vehicle.
>
> Nimbus: Cloudy mass transit vehicle.
>
> Omnibus: All encompassing mass transit vehicle.
>
> Rumbus: Drunk mass transit vehicle.
>
> Transitory: British Conservative mass transit.
>
> Unibus: All the buses.
>
Unijunction: Crossroads outside Harvard.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unijunction_transistor
The PUNDIT ultrasonic concrete tester uses a 2N2646 to trigger the SCR that
shorts out the already slowly charged Piezo-electric crystal in the
transmitting transducer causing it to snap almost instantaneously back
towards its normal shape and then to resonate at its natural frequency.
There's not a lot of people outside CNS Farnell who know that!
nemo
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > RJH <ancho...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:2a2566aa.04102...@posting.google.com...
> > > > > The Japanese chef Quo caused a good deal of controversy at this
> year's
> > > > > Kalamari Cook-Off Competition when he made a secret deal to
> split the
> > > > > winnings with the head judge. It was a case of Squid Pro Quo.
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > Why was there a head judge? Was somebody cooking them?
> > >
> > > Cooking the head judge?
> > >
> > > Cooking the books?
> > >
> > Cooking heads of course. Perfectly normal ewe sedge.
> >
> > Used by very versatile prostitutes: Double Entry Bookkeeping.
>
> Why would anyone want to cook lettuce?
>
To destroy the prussic and oxalic acids?
nemo
> > > > > Subscribe: Underwater clerk.
> > > > >
> > BTW. A scribes is calligraphers, usually religious, like what done all
> those
> > illuminated books like the Book of Kells etc. Don't demote 'em.
> >
> > > > Sublime: Underwater fruit tree.
> > >
> > > Sublimate: Underwater citrus tree sex.
> >
> > Fertiliser used on citrus plants: Lemonaid.
>
> Abut: One arse.
>
Butress: Female architect's arse.
nemo
"Douglas D. Anderson" <d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
news:OTlee.3473$3b4...@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
>
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote
> >
> >
> > "Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:
> >
> > > "Robert Morpheal" <morp...@sympatico.ca> wrote
> > > > Greg Evans wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Why? She was just gonna bring you your food, is all....
> > > >
> > > > My food taster didn't approve of that dish. So she's gone.
> > > >
> > > Well there's your problem- if she'd eaten the food instead of the dish
> > >
> > > she might still be alive.
> >
> > Did she eat a radish or a kaddish or a brandish or a kurdish or a
> > swedish?
> >
> >
> He was fiendish as he ate the outlandish.
>
>
Putting the lid on a very big pan: A great dishcovery!
nemo
>
>
> "Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote
> > >
> > >
> > > "Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Robert Morpheal" <morp...@sympatico.ca> wrote
> > > > > Greg Evans wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Why? She was just gonna bring you your food, is all....
> > > > >
> > > > > My food taster didn't approve of that dish. So she's gone.
> > > > >
> > > > Well there's your problem- if she'd eaten the food instead of the
dish
> > > >
> > > > she might still be alive.
> > >
> > > Did she eat a radish or a kaddish or a brandish or a kurdish or a
> > > swedish?
> > >
> > >
> > He was fiendish as he ate the outlandish.
>
>
Is that what you recite for a dyslexic Jewish person's peaceful repose?
nemo
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:41265BDB...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > War-ming: Hostile Chinese vase or hot Chinese vase.
> > >
> > > Hostile: Aggressive fence.
> > >
> > > Fencing: Singing barrier.
> >
> > Prezoomably, if you're stopped by such a singing barrier, you're
> Foiled!
>
> Foil Ling: A Chinese Saber Artist.
>
They're nothing like each other. One is slim and used for fencing and the
other is a dirty great cutlass! Slashing!
Épée-dural: Anæsthetic used on a swordsman's wife during a difficult
pregnancy.
Douglas D. Anderson
"nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit> wrote
>
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote
> >
> > "J. A. Mc." wrote:
> >
> > > On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 22:42:41 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
> > > <d...@rr.rochester.com> found these unused words floating about:
> > >
> > > >
> > > >"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote
> > > >> Forecast: 4 actors.
> > > >>
> > > >> Outcast: Gay actor who has left the closet.
> > > >>
> > > >> Overcast: Cloudy actors.
> > > >
> > > >Castrating: judging for the Academy Awards.
> > > >
> > > Castrating: Lesser pain than sitting through the Academy 'Wards.
> >
> > Warding: Martial music or bells.
> >
> Colonel Bogey: Martial music on snot!
>
> (It's UK for booger, BTW.)
>
>
with Americans, when they hear over the radio that they've locked
in on a bogey.
Douglas D. Anderson
"nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit> wrote
are "clean", so he always gives them a kid douche.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening wrote:
> "Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote
> > >
> > >
> > > "Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Robert Morpheal" <morp...@sympatico.ca> wrote
> > > > > Greg Evans wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Why? She was just gonna bring you your food, is all....
> > > > >
> > > > > My food taster didn't approve of that dish. So she's gone.
> > > > >
> > > > Well there's your problem- if she'd eaten the food instead of the dish
> > > >
> > > > she might still be alive.
> > >
> > > Did she eat a radish or a kaddish or a brandish or a kurdish or a
> > > swedish?
> > >
> > >
> > He was fiendish as he ate the outlandish.
>
> How caddish!
And faddish!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4279CA74...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > "Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:
> >
> > > "Robert Morpheal" <morp...@sympatico.ca> wrote
> > > > Greg Evans wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Why? She was just gonna bring you your food, is all....
> > > >
> > > > My food taster didn't approve of that dish. So she's gone.
> > > >
> > > Well there's your problem- if she'd eaten the food instead of the dish
> > >
> > > she might still be alive.
> >
> > Did she eat a radish or a kaddish or a brandish or a kurdish or a
> > swedish?
> >
> Were the dishes of knishes delicious?
D. Licious: A demon you can eat!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4279CF73...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:4271AF8D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:3F64D428...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > Event: Ventilation system on a computer or Internet.
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > Fan Club: Device for smashing same.
> > >
> > > Unless the fan is protected by Fan Mail!
> >
> > You can order that stuff by sending a chain letter.
> >
> > Chain Letter: Used to imprison the mail.
>
> Mail Train: Worn by a knight's bride.
Benight: An apine knight after sundown.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4279D166...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4214593E...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Merchant: Singing ocean that also sells goods.
> > > >
> > > > Merch-ant: Ant businessman.
> > > >
> > > > Merlin: Ocean of ancient English wizards.
> > > >
> > > > Tea-GIF: Beverage at the end of the workweek.
> > > >
> > > > Tea-LC: Beverage that gives you a massage.
> > > >
> > > > Tea-V: Beverage that enables one to see far.
> > > >
> > > > Tea-VA: Beverage that blocks water and generates power.
> > > >
> > > Watt?
> >
> > Merchant: Singing ocean that also sells goods.
> >
> > Merch-ant: Ant businessman.
> >
> > Merlin: Ocean of ancient English wizards.
> >
> > Tea-GIF: Beverage at the end of the workweek.
> >
> > Tea-LC: Beverage that gives you a massage.
> >
> > Tea-V: Beverage that enables one to see far.
> >
> > Tea-VA: Beverage that blocks water and generates power.
> >
> > Tea-Bee: Beverage drunk by apines, but makes humans sick.
>
> BBC: Ocean containing Ben Lion's wife.
What do Ben and Mrs Lion do for a living?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4279D2F3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Baldy: Hairless demon.
> >
> > Bracer: Donkey knight.
> >
> > Bracing: Donkey song.
> >
> > Brading: Donkey bell.
> >
> > Brady: Donkey demon.
>
> Bradawl: Tool for making holes in donkeys.
Assholes?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4279D31B...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Combustible: Burning male cow.
> >
> > Commerce: Trading computer.
> >
> > Coming: Computer vase.nsect.
> >
> > Derby: Bee race.
> >
> > Electromagnetic: Parasite that produces light and is attractive.
>
> Thermodynamic: A hot, very energetic Irishman!
Mickey: Unlocks an Irish rodent's lock.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Doesn't that damage the crystal?
Douglas D. Anderson
nemo
Knight tan day - ewer Diwan:
A noble in a metal suit, a distant ancestor of the founder of a chain of
rip-off electronics stores, who was captured during the Crusades by being
hit on the head with a water vessel with a spout and dragged before the
local Muslim court of law - similar to the Beth Din only much less noisy!
Phew!
Nemo
Numbo One Punster or what?!
nemo
entertainers who had a series, 'Life With the Lions' I thin kit was called,
on 50s BBC TV.
http://www.lonepinefilmhistorymuseum.org/featurestory1102a.asp
Para 15 or hit CTRL+F and enter bebe. Then you'll see the pun.
nemo
out to be a very painful injury to the wedding tackle caused by getting it
caught in the propellers of a small, powerful vessel used for manoeuvring
ships.
nemo
likely.
http://www.mvdaily.com/articles/1999/04/bogey.htm
Foofighters scared them more by whizzing in and out of their dogfights while
playing very loud and obnoxious music!
http://www.cufon.org/cufon/foo.htm
nemo
It's not Rochelle Salt. It's lead-titanate-zirconate, and we're not talking
thin wafers like in electronic beepers. These are big thick discs. The most
commonly used transducers have three of these in series, clamped inside a
heavy stainless steel housing by a pair of Belville steel spring-washers and
resonate at 54kHz.
http://sepwww.stanford.edu/public/docs/sep65/martin/paper_html/node33.html
http://www.cnsfarnell.co.uk/index.asp?pgid=15
Third picture down. Download the brochure for more details.
Lead-titanate-zirconate also has pyroelectric properties. We used to heat
them up with a heat gun which charged them to several kV and leave them
lying around for the unwary!
Very small pieces are used in passive infra-red intruder detectors.
Bill Colmers
"nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit> wrote in message
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> Lead-titanate-zirconate also has pyroelectric properties. We used to heat
> them up with a heat gun which charged them to several kV and leave them
> lying around for the unwary!
>
> Very small pieces are used in passive infra-red intruder detectors.
Very small pieces can cause thermonuclear fusion
nemo
asshole though.
http://www.onelook.com/?w=Bradawl&ls=a
It's awl rather confusing really.
Confusing: Against using time-delay cord when setting off explosives. People
like that don't last very long! :o(
Arnie as an exploding UK Bailiff: The Debtonator!
(new one?)
nemo
ur_droll: Machine used by an ancient Mesopotamian hesitant dyslexic dentist.
nemo
nemo
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disappearing in a huge mushroom cloud, you'll know what's happened!
I like the remark about scepticism. While the scientific community are busy
being sceptical, there is at least one lab that's being heated for next to
nothing by Cold Fusion and several buildings with their central heating run
by extreme water compressor turbines run by 600W motors generating the
equivalent of several kW of heat from Zero Point Energy!
And millions of people are sill being cured by Homeopathic remedies so
dilute that there cannot possibly be any trace of the active ingredient left
in the tablet or water!
(Source: Channel 4 UK TV documentaries a few years ago.)
And all the scepticism in the world didn't stop Prof. Laithwaite discovering
that a gyroscope that he could hardy lift when stationary weighed so much
less when running that he could easily lift it, and that a contraption he
designed using gyros moved in one direction only as a gyro swung from side
to side instead of reciprocating as it should have done.
And what happened to him? He got completely ostracised by the scientific
community and even the BBC dropped him like a hot potato.
It took a good few years for him to resurface in a BBC series called
'Heretics' where his discoveries were again described. They still worked -
so his detractors said they challenged his finding because being an engineer
more than a scientist, he'd got some of his mathematics wrong! So what? The
damned things still worked!
Cold Fusion and Zero Point Energy also turned up again in this series, were
not disproved but were rejected for similar, spurious reasons.
And beef whore you poo-poo this, remember that when the series was first
shown, people said the communicators in Start Wreck would be totally
impossible. OK. Hands up all those who've got Mobile Phones/Cellphones - and
especially hands up all those who have Satellite Phones! The same thing was
also said of video phones.
Also poo-pooed as impossible by a correspondent in Wireless World magazine
in 1931 - Arthur C. Clarke's idea for communications satellites, and later,
in the 70s I think it was, digital storage of music, also declared
impossible in the same magazine because "the memory reguired would be the
size of a house and would require the ouutput of an entire power station to
power it"!!! :o) Hands up all those who own an MP3 player!
I also remember high power RF transistors being considered impossible in the
50s/60s too - and in all these cases, the sceptical 'experts' involved
declared that all these things would remain impossible for all time!
Agreed the early ones were so unreliable that they were known as
'three-legged fuses' - but this problem was solved by building in VSWR
detector circuitry in the transmitters to reduce the power to the output
transistors in the case of a mis-match before the VSWR blew them up.
It was much easier with valves/tubes. With RF output valves like the 807,
you knew if you had a mis-matched aerial because the VSWR would make the
anode glow red hot!!
http://www.rod.beavon.clara.net/807.htm
I've got the Toe Knee Hand Cock sketch on video.
Tim Bruening
"Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:
How would you like an L fish or an O fish?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Did they Crucify him on a wooden crescent?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
But what about intruders of other colors?
Tim Bruening
Bill Colmers wrote:
What does nuclear fusion have to do with the National Institutes of Health?
Douglas D. Anderson
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote
weapon. History strongly suggests that will be the first application
of this new technology, it being no secret that new and emerging
technologies first find their way into the tools of war. Nuclear
weapons have significant health issues at national and global levels.
Tim Bruening
"Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:
So we will have fusion devices triggering a fission device to trigger a fusion device!!!
Has the NIH ever urged the banning of nuclear weapons?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
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>
> Gussie wrote:
>
> > ARRESTING OFFICER Cubicle worker who finds 9 to 5 TUTU tiring
> > CARNIVOROUS ...where I thought I parked it--and it doesn't come
when
> I
> > call
> > WINDOW What we hope to do at a casino
> > STUBBORN Genetically short
> > MONOMANIAC One who finds stereo too confusing
> > NESSELRODE Didn't wear seat belts
> > BUTTERBALL Goats' gala event
> > RUDE Attacked by a kangaroo
> > LOBOTOMY Having an underslung rear
> > SURFBOARD Tired of browsing the Web
> > PITCHMAN A sap collector
> > ACUMEN What space aliens do to blend in with earthlings
> > HUMERUS Actually, it's the one just above the funny bone
> > MOTH Green thtuff often found growing on brickth
> > CASTANET What a lady spider does to ensnare a gentleman
> spider--later she
> > eats him
> > CURRENT The fee charged by Rent-A-Mutt
> > UNIVERSE One-line poem
> > APPLE POLISHER A neat freak who owns a Mac
> > PUTREFACTION PC users group
> > STILBESTROL A pill ingested to maintain the illusion of
superiority
>
> ARSON: Arson got an A!
>
A firebug once got the petrol all over his rear end and left the
burning
building with his arson fire!
Adkins: To have more children and put them on a diet!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
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>
> "J. A. Mc." wrote:
>
> > On Mon, 24 May 2004 04:11:49 GMT, "Chris Trask"
> <chris...@earthlink.net>
> > found these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >
> > >
> > >"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > >news:40B0ACCE...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >> To be franc, this is nonsense!
> > >>
> > >> Shall I pound this message further?
> > >>
> > >> Mark my words.
> > >>
> > >
> > > I have to peso back and forth to think of something clever as
I
> have a
> > >yen to contribute to this thread. I'm a bit lira of running
afoul of
>
> > >anyone's sensitivities due to a monetary lapse of thoughtfulness.
> > >
> > But it was still centavo the internet!
>
> Lets Buck the trend towards war!
>
> Franc ly, I'm sick of Iraq!
>
>
I got sick of Iraq too - so Iran away.
Will Kuwait for me please?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
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>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> Former: In favor of 4 oceans.
>
> Foreplay: What golfers do.
>
> Meanest: Where cruel birds live.
>
> Meantime: A time to get nasty.
>
> Mercantile: Oceanic floor covering.
Mercedes: A car that could have the same instead of carpets peeing all
over
the place.
Astronomer: Ocean of star gazers.