Chinese New Year Puns
Tim Bruening
E-flat: Online apartment.
C-flat: Another online apartment.
B-flat: Under a piano that fell on a beehive.
Econ: Rich Internet scam artist.
Icon: Another Internet scam artist.
Tim Bruening
Babble: Cross between a sheep and a male cow.
Bubble: A fat male cow.
Hortense: A nervous prostitute.
Hubble: Very far seeing bull.
Gable: Homosexual bull.
Lamba: Male sheep that has bred.
Rubble: A ruined bull.
Yuba: Sound of a female sheep (Ewe) or a tree sheep (Yew).
Yuban: Ban on female sheep or a certain tree (Yew).
Tim Bruening
Centimeter: Smelly unit of measure.
Compound: A 454 gram computer (IIRC).
Cotton: 2,000 pound bed.
Damnation: A country of mother deers.
Damnation: A country dependent on hydroelectricity.
Donation: A nation of female deer.
Gramma: Mother of the Metric system.
Grampa: Father of the Metric system.
Kilobyte: a very large meal.
Kilohertz: The Pepto-Bismol you take for relief from your kilobyte.
Kilobyte: A deadly meeting.
Kilometer: What 1,000 meter readers read.
Kilogram: 1,000 grandparents.
Megaphone: One million phones.
Microphone: 1 one millionth of a phone.
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Constable: Against horse stalls.
Constable: Against the bulls staying.
Damnation: Country of horse mothers.
Mareination: Country of female horses.
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Between: A bee with a bee on each side.
KGB: A locked up Russian bee .
Isolate: I'm sorry I'm tardy.
Tim Bruening
Cartage: Automobile defeated by Rome in the Punic wars.
Cartel: Automobile monopoly.
Carting: Musical auto, and relative of Carding and Carping (An
argumentative auto).
Carton: 2,000 pound car container.
Tim Bruening
Happy Chinese New Year!
Bummer: Ocean of the homeless.
Deface: At the from of a demon's head.
Defame: Demon who smears reputations.
Defamer: Ocean of such demons.
Defeat: Losing demon.
Tim Bruening
"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
news:<_HYvc.9791$wd7....@front-1.news.blueyonder.co.uk>...
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:a69c46fe.0406...@posting.google.com...
> > "Greg Evans" <gregIGN...@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
> news:<10bt419...@corp.supernews.com>...
> > > Mos wrote:
> > >
> > > > I did, but forgot to sign it.
> > > > Hope you can figure out it's from me.
> > >
> > > "If The E-mail Doesn't *Ding*, It's Me" ?
> >
> > E-mail: Internet armor.
> >
> > Eeker: Internet dog.
>
> Don't forger the e-Mohel, travelling on trains provided by the UK
Postal
> Service, Mohel Rail.
>
> E-mitation. Indian gent wearing a glove he bought online.
Bitten: The 10th computer file.
Bitberg: A computer in ice.
Tim Bruening
Progress: In favor of lawns.
Projectile: Flying floor covering.
Prolate: In favor of tardiness.
Prologue: In favor of timber.
Prolong: In favor of objects of great length.
Promote: In favor of water around a castle.
Propane: In favor of windows.
Propane: In favor of sadism.
Propine: In favor of fir trees.
Propose: In favor of standing up straight.
Tim Bruening
Protest: In favor of exams.
Protestant: Non-Catholic ant.
Proto: In favor of the digits at the ends of feet.
Prototype: In favor of typing with said digits.
Protractor: In favor of farm machinery.
Provine: In favor of plants that cling to walls.
Provision: In favor of eyesight.
Tim Bruening
Concave: Against spelunking.
Content: Against camping.
Contrail: Against hiking.
Contour: Against French bicycle races.
nemo
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:43DDC5EB...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
What you insert up the arse of such a person, especially if he's ripping
people off with badly done car repairs:
Scamshaft!
Don't forget to smother it in Tabasco Sauce first! (>!<)
nemo
Bart Toshes in brackets are not nessecelery needed.
Nessecelery: The monster's become Vegetarian.
nemo
>
> Constable: Against horse stalls.
>
> Constable: Against the bulls staying.
>
> Damnation: Country of horse mothers.
Sirender: Cowardly horse father.
> Mareination: Country of female horses.
Marinade: Charity funding to keep seaborne troops going.
Seaborne: Baby fish.
nemo
Narr. They're what stops de end of Delegs from fraying!
nemo
I answered this one with Carleton yesterday. That's all yer gettin!
nemo
Comical delays on the Subway/Metro/Underground:
Low Rail and Tardy!
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:43DDC5EB...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > E-flat: Online apartment.
> >
> > C-flat: Another online apartment.
> >
> > B-flat: Under a piano that fell on a beehive.
> >
> > Econ: Rich Internet scam artist.
> >
> > Icon: Another Internet scam artist.
>
> What you insert up the arse of such a person, especially if he's ripping
> people off with badly done car repairs:
>
> Scamshaft!
Bullfrog G: A musical amphibian.
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nemo wrote:
Marin Nate: A good male meat cooker.
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nemo wrote:
Terry Yaki: Another good cook.
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nemo wrote:
D Troit: A demon who makes cars.
G Mack: Goblin who makes cars.
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Bitberg: A computer in ice. Also a Nazi graveyard in ice.
Graveyard: Sad 3 feet.
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nemo wrote:
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> > Confusing: Song of anti-nuclear protesters.
> >
> > Impressing: Song sung by British as they forced people to serve on their
> > ships in the early 19th century.
> >
> > Kissing: Song of love.
> >
> > Leasing: Real estate song.
> >
> > Menacing: Threatening song.
> >
> > Mincing: Song of a butcher.
> >
> > Musing: Song of a poet.
> >
> > Oppressing and Repressing: Songs of a dictator.
> >
> > Pressing: Newspaper song
> >
> > Pissing: Urine song.
> >
> > Rinsing: Song of a dish washer.
>
> Dictator: Angry and agressive politician because his penis is the shape of
> small King Edward's.
Common Tator: Potato news anchor.
Rotator: Spinning potato.
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Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:419EFCE6...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4024A598...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Crossing: A musical religious symbol.
> > > >
> > > > Hissing: Song made by a snake.
> > > >
> > > > Icing: A frozen song.
> > > >
> > > > Massing: A heavy song.
> > > >
> > > > Missing: A girl who can't carry a tune.
> > > >
> > > > Musing: A singing cow or cat.
> > > >
> > > > Passing: A musical mountain path.
> > > >
> > > > Passing: Sung by cars as they pass each other.
> > > >
> > > > Rising: A song that makes you soar. Also levitating wheat.
> > > >
> > >
> > > Online yeast: e-leven.
> > >
> > > Abasing: Sound made by well-known Scanty Knavian pop group.
> > >
> > > Abasing: Ol' man river.
> > >
> > > Accusing: Buskers entertaing a line of people outside a theatre.
> > >
> > > Arousing: A loud argument in an opera.
> > >
> > > Brusing: Drunk who's had too much singing.
> > >
> > > Causing: Musical crow.
> > >
> > > Closing: Musical garments.
> > >
> > > Cursing: Musical dog.
> > >
> > > Cruising: A sea-shanty.
> > >
> > > Ceasing: Ditto.
> > >
> > > Easing: Mp3.
> > >
> > > Hosing: Musical prositiute.
> >
> > Icing: More Mp3.
>
> Icicle: Two wheeled, pedal powered vehicle with outrigger skids to stop it
> sliding over.
Sliding: A sneaky bell.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:40307A11...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Comcast: Computerized actors.
> > > >
> > > > Steelcast: Robot actors such as The Terminator.
> > >
> > > Arnie playing a gardener: The Germinator.
> >
> > Also Arnold playing a doctor.
>
> Narr. A pathologist.
>
> Arnie as a mathematician: The Denominator.
> As a surveyor: The Declinator.
> As a manufacturer of laxatives: The Eliminator.
> As a pusher of LSD: The Hallucinator.
> When he's wandering about: The Peregrinator.
> As a hotel manager: Ruminator.
As a newspaperman: The Pressenator.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:447A9372...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:42523F6A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:424D0708...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > An alcoholic got so bad he started seeing huge arses sliding
> > up
> > > > > and
> > > > > > down the
> > > > > > > curtains - then all of a sudden his condition D.T. rear rated!
> >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Do you have any proof?
> > > > > >
> > > > > Nope. No no more.
> > > > >
> > > > > As I've mentioned before, in the EEC we've abandoned the Eric
> > Sykes
> > > > > Scale
> > > > > and we measure it instead by Alcohol % by Volume - meaning that
> > the
> > > > > more you
> > > > > drink, the louder you get.
> > > >
> > > > Demon Rum: Drunk demon.
> > > >
> > > > DUI: Demon who drives while drunk.
> > > >
> > > DOA: A KKK member's portal and how a KKK cop's black prisoners always
> > arrive
> > > at the police station!
> >
> > DOL: Demon labor department.
> >
>
> OY! I ain't a demon! - and neither has anyone I've seen at the Job Centre
> been one either! . . . yet!
DMV: Demon who licenses cars.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> > Compeer: Computer colleague.
> >
> > Compel: Charismatic computer.
> >
> > Compete: Computer that likes to race.
> >
> > Competition: Computer political activist.
>
> CompeTitian: Renaissance painting of a pile of garden fertiliser.
Compatriot: Computer who waves the flag.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:447A9ACC...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Cobra: What female snakes wear.
> >
> > Comma: Computer Mom.
> >
> > Zebra: What striped female hoofed animals wear.
>
> Over here, Zebra Crossings are where people camel over the road without
> getting run over!
How do you "camel" over the road?
Camelot: Many camels, or camel real estate.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:447A90FC...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Buffy: Price of a stripper who slays vamps.
> >
> > I've seen Dawn at the supermarket.
> >
> > Have Faith in the Angel writers.
> >
> > Miss Stake: Inept Slayer.
> >
> Anne Teak: 100-year-old woman.
>
> Miss T. Day. She fell over a cliff in the fog!
Anne Teak: 100 year old tree woman.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:447AA14B...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Rowan Hawthorn wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:402C91B6...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Happy Friday the 13th! Today, we walk under ladders, step on cracks,
> > > > and gather in groups of 13.
> > > >
> > > > Bloodbank: Where vampires keep their blood money.
> > > >
> > > > Bloodtype: What vampires type in.
> > > >
> > > > Sweepstakes: Buffy dusting vampires with a broom.
> > > >
> > > > Sweepstakes: Witch game shows.
> > >
> > > Three vampires at the local bar:
> > > Vamp1: "I'll have an A positive."
> > > Vamp2: "Same for me."
> > > Vamp3: "I'll have a glass of plasma."
> > > Waiter: "Okay, that's two Bloods and a Blood Light..."
> >
> > Plasma: Very hot Momma, with a lava lamp!
>
> They used to be full of Carbon Tetrachloride and when they broke in
> poorly-ventilated rooms, people died!
>
> :o(((((
>
> My metal sculptures that react to local environmental changes with light,
> sound and mechanical movement are much safer. I'll be flogging some soon.
> Where's me whip?
>
> Red hot mummer: A very esoteric silent actor playing a piece of molten
> steel!
Mummer: Female parent ocean.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> > Covert: Secret Green.
> >
> > Divert: Color it Green.
> >
> > Evert: Internet Green.
> >
> > Invert: Turn a Green upside down.
> >
> > Invert: Sodomize a Green.
>
> A green what?
A Green Gay.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Cybe R. Wizard <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message
> > > news:20040611081018.4d918ee3@WizardsTower...
> > > >
> > > > Yea, verily, I say unto you that on this date (11 Jun 2004 10:30:55
> > > GMT)
> > > > Dr Tormento <re...@togroup.com> did appear within my Magick Viewing
> > > > Screen and, being somewhat pleasantly supplicatory, did polemicize
> > > > thusly:
> > > >
> > > > > Hauke Reddmann <fc3...@uni-hamburg.de> wrote in
> > > > > news:cabu94$d46$3...@rzsun03.rrz.uni-hamburg.de:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Physicists at the CERN generated a new elementar particle.
> > > > > > They used a top-down approach.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > (Peer reviewers comment: Make that top-antidown, or the colors
> > > > > > won't add.)
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Not particlely funny..
> > > >
> > > > That's because your head isn't supersaturated with puns yet. The
> > > good
> > > > ones don't leave much of a trail after bombardment.
> > > >
> > > Bombard: An exploding lyric poet.
> >
> > Bombard: Poetic explosive.
>
> Bombard Deer: Grossly over-aggressive hunter!
>
> Tizcir: Hineh 'Alom Shem!
> or because I like cats - Al Moggie!
What nation does a Tizcir rule?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:447A8FA4...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Agronomist: Fog on the farm.
> >
> > Aroma: Mother of scents.
> >
> > Damper: Price of a mother deer or water barrier.
> >
> > Dampest: Creature that bothers the above.
> >
> > Damping: Musical mother deer or water barrier.
> >
> > Dammit: Glove of same.
> >
> > Mercantile: Floor coverings of businesses.
>
> That damned film "Meteor" again. The splinter hitting NY scene. It hits the
> Twin Towers first. What a terrible omen that's turned out to have been.
A terrorist asteroid? Al Qaida would be green with envy (imagine
hijacking an asteroid!!!!!).
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> > Lobar: What one uses to do the limbo.
> >
> > Mango: Order to a male to depart.
> >
> > Molten: 10 underground mammals.
> >
> > Mountable: High table.
> >
> > Mutable: Silent table.
> >
> > Mutable: Feline table.
> >
> > Mutable: Cow table.
>
> Mutate: Art gallery in London that's slowly chenging into a huge brick-built
> cat!
>
> E-Magi Nation. Country who's three kings have access to the Internet.
Frankencense: Penny perfume for a monster.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:419EFF83...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41265CE7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > mike wheeEler wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > In article <3FB4193B...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>,
> > > > > > tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us, Tim Bruening was looking at the
> world
> > > oddly when:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >Eden: A home on the Internet.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > Purgetory: grid rid of those british polly ticks from your
> hardrive..
> > > > >
> > > > > Lucifer: Hair of the Devil.
> > > >
> > > > Helmet: Hat of the Devil
> > >
> > > Lucifer: Secret code you have to punch in to get the lavatory door to
> open.
> >
> > Aquifer: Watery hair.
> >
> > Cipher: Coded hair.
> >
> > Conifer: Hairy tree.
>
> Cipher on a conifer: Bark Code!
Prefer: Before hair grows.
Puffer: Hair that blows up.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> > Compear: To be visible, to appear in court personally or via an
> > attorney.
> >
> > Compeer: Equal in rank, age, prowess.
> >
> > Complot: Computer conspiracy. Also archaic word for conspiracy.
> >
> > Compriest: Computer priest, who works in a commission or emission.
> >
> > Kinship: Ship full of relatives.
>
> Kincannon: A fat detective's relatives.
>
> Kinetic: A relative who's swallowed a flea.
>
> Kindle: To set fire to a relative.
Bekin: Apine relatives.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> > "J. A. Mc." wrote:
> >
> > > On Sun, 21 Sep 2003 17:06:37 GMT, "J H Lowy" <jhl...@optonline.net>
> > > found these unused words floating about:
> > >
> > > >"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> > > >news:GNkbb.93597$B%2.8...@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > > >>
> > > >> Nick Bell <nicand_n...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > >> news:vmpbibb...@corp.supernews.com...
> > > >> >
> > > >> >
> > > >> > There are the descendants of French people in Northern Ireland.
> > They are
> > > >> called Ulster Onionists.
> > > >> >
> > > >> And they speak Garlic??
> > > >>
> > > >> It's the ones in Belgium who cause all the trouble. Slightest bit
> > of
> > > >> contraversy and the Walloons go up!
> > > >>
> > > >Ouch! Born in Antwerp and never went back.
> > > >
> > > Is Antwerp the next worm hole in the Spacewerp?
> >
> > Antwerp: A social insect going faster than light?
>
> Ann Twerp: A silly and contemptible Belgian young lady.
Belgian: A musical gian.
Tim Bruening
Save Hugh Manatee and his wife Sally Womatee.
Hypocrite: A large mammal that often swims in the water, but much
smaller than an elephant.
Hypotenuse: A similar mammal that takes all angles.
Alpine bullrush: Bee Tule.
Alpine: Gore up a tree.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
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> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:42A7EC1C...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:4232784A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Jenni Saqua wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Michael Balarama" originally wrote ...
> > > > > > > > at church two people from the electric company sat next to
> me..was
> > > a
> > > > > > > > shocking experience...nearly blew a fuse.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > However, one later told me *he* was amazed at the power of your
> awe,
> > > > > mighty!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > How stimulating!
> > > > >
> > > > > Operation Ore: A Savage attack on Iraq's pędophiles!
> > > >
> > > > Or an attack against boat paddles.
> > > >
> > > Oar knot! - Something achieved by Popeye after a large tin of spinach.
> >
> > Popeye: Father of a seeing organ.
>
> Bluto: Big bullying Ancient Briton who used to just dip his foot-digit in
> because he knew it was dangerous to stand in the middle of the woad.
Pluto: Very cold canine foot digit at the edge of the solar system.
Tim Bruening
1 millionth of a fish? = 1 microfiche.
The speed of a reptile breaking the sound barrier: Mach Turtle.
8 catfish: Octo-puss.
Feline file system: Cat-a-log.
10 millipedes: 1 centipede.
Tim Bruening
Decadence: Ants in decay.
Expectant: Pregnant ant.
Defiant: Rebel ant.
Giants: Big ants.
Currant: Cross between an ant and a dog.
Currant: Ant that delivers an electrical shock like an electric eel.
Concurrant: Opposed to dog ants and electrical ants.
Tim Bruening
Accountants: Ant money managers.
Defendants: Ants on trial.
Fire Ants: Ants who fight fires.
Important: High ranking ant.
Resistance: Ants that block progress.
Tim Bruening
Coolants: Ants in the "in" crowd
Repentant: Remorseful ant.
Antlers: Horny ants.
Jubilance: Joyful ants.
About: One boxing match.
Tim Bruening
Abutter: One item to put on bread.
Acorn: One kernel of a yellow vegetable.
Admix: Get another mixing bowl.
Albacore: Center of all sheep.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:43C088F4...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Abili-Tea: Make you able to do anything.
> >
> > Agili-Tea: Makes you very nimble.
> >
> > Combust: Either a broken computer or a burning computer.
> >
> > Nim Bee: A bee that doesn't want anything in its backyard.
> >
> > Nim Bull: A very agile bull.
>
> Nim Bus: For transporting agile clouds around.
>
> Nim Bose: Poor quality H-Fi equipment jumping from cloud to cloud. Their
> professional audio gear is crap too.
>
> Nimitz: Blows from an agile boxer who clobbered the Japanese Navy.
Nimitz: Glove ship.
Tim Bruening
Bloodtype: What vampires type in.
Dusty: Tea made from Holy Water.
Sandwich: Witch on the beach.
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Thu, 14 Jun 2001 23:59:55 -0700, Tim Bruening
> <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> found these unused words floating
> about:
>
> >
> >
> >Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> >
> >> The transvestite was a accomplished drag bunter.
> >
> >The vampire bats were red hot as the vampire team chomped the human
> >team.
> >
> The Vamps still lost, as the game was based on balls - everybody know
> vamps have none.
And the zombie team fell to pieces.
Tim Bruening
Acing: One song.
Agonize: Aching eyes.
Agony: Aching knee.
Ailing: Baby ale.
Amply: Electric Korean.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
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> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:42A7EC1C...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message