Spot the lie

Jackson Pillock

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Jun 19, 2007, 4:27:54 PM6/19/07

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Here are five statements.

At least one of them is a lie.

1. I stayed up until three-thirty this morning, feverishly writing the
outline to a new story.

2. I once ran away from a pair of would-be robbers.

3. I was once in a drinking den on Charing Cross Road. A girl I was talking
to asked me if she could have my Coke can when I finished. When I asked her
why she said she wanted to smoke crack with it.

4. I once got paid work as a stripper.

5. I'm in a band.

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Ray Haddad

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Jun 20, 2007, 3:12:19 AM6/20/07

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On Tue, 19 Jun 2007 21:27:54 +0100, I said, "Pick a card, any card"
and "Jackson Pillock" <jac...@splatter.com> instead replied:

>Here are five statements.

This one's the lie. There are 6 statements.
--
Ray

Ray Haddad

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Jun 20, 2007, 3:18:01 AM6/20/07

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On Wed, 20 Jun 2007 15:12:19 +0800, I said, "Pick a card, any card"
and Ray Haddad <rha...@iexpress.net.au> instead replied:

Actually, seven if you count that one.
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Ray

Burr

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Jun 20, 2007, 3:30:59 AM6/20/07

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Damn Ray, you got a good eye, that's why your one of those
things I can't smell!

$Zero

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Jun 20, 2007, 9:08:27 PM6/20/07

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"Spot the lie"?

let me guess.

it's the name you chose for a mob-dog character in a wiseguy thriller
sketch you're working on, which makes profound social commentary about
the veracity of usenet posters?

whenever a huge pile of stinky poop is found in the newsgroup, Spot
the lie barks ambiguously... (while licking his own balls -- as well
as the moist genitals of anyone else who smells his butt)

and that's some sort of metaphor for the dog-eat-dog world of valor
thiefs, right?

-$Zero...

Beethoven wrote the ninth deaf
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http://groups.google.com/group/megablog/topics

fifteen finger snaps (the music video)
http://groups.google.com/group/megablog/msg/0aa60efd5055a07b

$Zero

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Jun 20, 2007, 9:15:56 PM6/20/07

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On Jun 20, 9:08?pm, $Zero <z...@whooooooosh.com> wrote:
> On Jun 19, 4:27?pm, "Jackson Pillock" <jack...@splatter.com> wrote:

> > Here are five statements.
>
> > At least one of them is a lie.
>
> > 1. I stayed up until three-thirty this morning, feverishly writing the
> > outline to a new story.
>
> > 2. I once ran away from a pair of would-be robbers.
>
> > 3. I was once in a drinking den on Charing Cross Road. A girl I was talking
> > to asked me if she could have my Coke can when I finished. When I asked her
> > why she said she wanted to smoke crack with it.
>
> > 4. I once got paid work as a stripper.
>
> > 5. I'm in a band.
>
> "Spot the lie"?
>
> let me guess.
>
> it's the name you chose for a mob-dog character in a wiseguy thriller
> sketch you're working on, which makes profound social commentary about
> the veracity of usenet posters?
>
> whenever a huge pile of stinky poop is found in the newsgroup, Spot
> the lie barks ambiguously... (while licking his own balls -- as well
> as the moist genitals of anyone else who smells his butt)

oops, i forgot to finish that thought... obligatory tweak:

whenever a huge pile of stinky poop is found in the newsgroup,
Spot the lie barks ambiguously... (while licking his own balls --

as well as the moist genitals of anyone else who GLEEFULLY
smells his butt and then reports how sweet the aroma is, thus
repairing the credibility of Spot the lie, once again.

> and that's some sort of metaphor for the dog-eat-dog world

> of valor thieves, right?

Jackson Pillock

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Jun 21, 2007, 1:50:14 PM6/21/07

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"UV" <paula...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1182304099.2...@i38g2000prf.googlegroups.com...

> #3? I've always taken you for a Dr. Pepper man.

It was a Coke.

>
> #4 is true for sure. I have photos.

Ah, but I didn't get paid, so it was a big lie.

>
> --
> UV
>