Person comes home after long overseas trip and has trouble getting
into their home.
Neighbor calls cops.
Cops arrive on scene where absolutely no crime has been committed.
Person expresses their understandable annoyance.
Person is handcuffed, dragged away, forced into a cop car, driven to a
police station, finger-printed, and mugshots are taken.
Person is placed behind bars.
Disorderly conduct.
Definition of Stupidity.
Cops arrived on a scene where absolutely no crime was committed.
Person is jailed.
-$Zero...
if i were witty...
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/53b6443e61ad8772
Boy are you gonna feel silly once Stan sends
you his personal signed copy of the police
report. Then you'll see.
YOU'LL SEEEEEEE!
<twisting knob, turning up tractor beam>
******