questions that ought to be on job applications
$Zero
as an employer, i get to make up my own forms and whatnot.
and as a creative genius, i always take the opportunity to have fun w/
it while at the same time seeking very important data from prospective
applicants.
so here are just a few of the questions that i've added to job
application forms over the years because i feel that every employer
ought to know these things about potential employees:
...
when's the last time you punched someone in the face?
and why.
are you a clock watcher?
would you like to sign up for our free Long Distance Calling package
during work hours?
etc.
-$Zero...
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Bill Penrose
> would you like to sign up for our free Long Distance Calling package
> during work hours?
Have you stopped beating your wife?
Have your recent convictions been expunged?
Where do you buy your crack?
What do you use for your hemorrhoids?
Have you been able to get your name off the sex offenders online
list?
Have you Googled yourself lately? It's been quite a treat around
here.
DB
Ray Haddad
wrote:
>as an employer
You can't even keep yourself employed, xero. Do you really expect
anyone to believe you are suddenly an employer?
--
Ray