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$Zero

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Dec 15, 2008, 9:57:15 AM12/15/08
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Bush -- a shoe-in for Worst President Ever

and this is the Official Lame-Duck Ducks pun thread.

so put your best foot forward and kick the tires on the worst used car
in the history of American Motors.

but seriously, one can't imagine that reporters will be required to go
barefoot at Obama's press conferences, ya know?

he just doesn't engender that kind of sentiment.

he keeps it cool.

http://mustreadbloggers.blogspot.com/2008/12/keeping-it-cool.html

anyway...

looking forward to 2009.

when reporters may be required to wear Flip Flops, but only because
they're way more comfortable.

and humane.


-$Zero...

is there an easy way to...
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http://itsazenthinger.com

john.ku...@sympatico.ca

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Dec 15, 2008, 10:52:38 AM12/15/08
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Well one Iraqi did what Americans would not do: Give Bush the Boot.

$Zero

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Dec 15, 2008, 11:07:20 AM12/15/08
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On Dec 15, 10:52 am, "Koolchi...@smurfsareus.xxx"

LOL.

yep.

obligatory evolutionary tweaks:
http://mustreadbloggers.blogspot.com/2008/12/bush-shoe-in-for-worst-president-ever.html

PLUS slow motion video of the ducking!

AND Bush putting his foot in his mouth
(after the reporter already got his kicks in).


-$Zero...

look, you could sit on a milk crate all day, but
your productive time would be seriously fucked.
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/c4681db48e2d8a56

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$Zero

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Dec 15, 2008, 6:13:03 PM12/15/08
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On Dec 15, 11:07 am, "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Dec 15, 10:52 am, "Koolchi...@smurfsareus.xxx"
> <john.kulczy...@sympatico.ca> wrote:
> > On Dec 15, 9:57 am, "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > Bush -- a shoe-in for Worst President Ever
>
> > > and this is the Official Lame-Duck Ducks pun thread.
>
> > > so put your best foot forward and kick the tires on the worst used car
> > > in the history of American Motors.
>
> > > but seriously, one can't imagine that reporters will be required to go
> > > barefoot at Obama's press conferences, ya know?
>
> > > he just doesn't engender that kind of sentiment.
>
> > > he keeps it cool.
>
> > >http://mustreadbloggers.blogspot.com/2008/12/keeping-it-cool.html
>
> > > anyway...
>
> > > looking forward to 2009.
>
> > > when reporters may be required to wear Flip Flops,
> > > but only because they're way more comfortable.
>
> > > and humane.
>
> > Well one Iraqi did what Americans would not do: Give Bush the Boot.
>
> LOL.
>
> yep.
>
> obligatory evolutionary tweaks:

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE

Secret Shoe Message Revealed:

http://mustreadbloggers.blogspot.com/2008/12/bush-shoe-in-for-worst-president-ever.html


> PLUS slow motion video of the ducking!
>
> AND Bush putting his foot in his mouth
> (after the reporter already got his kicks in).

-$Zero...

if infinity truly has no shape,
perhaps it's nothing but a big scam.
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/90e73e87af7cab4e

http://itsazenthinger.com

Pies de Arcilla

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Dec 15, 2008, 9:36:20 PM12/15/08
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On Dec 15, 9:57 am, "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Bush -- a shoe-in for Worst President Ever

I thought it was shoo-in.

As in, shoo fly.

Ejucaided Redneck

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Dec 15, 2008, 9:44:05 PM12/15/08
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It was, until today.

Now it's "shoe fly."

As in "shoe fly past Shrub's right ear."

--
I think tide turning see, as I remember I
was raised in the desert, but tides kind of it's
easy to see a tide turn did I say those words?"
--Shrub, June 14, 2006
--
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Now available: "Nobody Knows, Nobody Sees"
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Pies de Arcilla

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Dec 15, 2008, 10:35:24 PM12/15/08
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On Dec 15, 9:44 pm, Ejucaided Redneck <bobsloa...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Pies de Arcilla wrote:
>
>  > On Dec 15, 9:57 am, "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>  >> Bush -- a shoe-in for Worst President Ever
>  >
>  > I thought it was shoo-in.
>  >
>  > As in, shoo fly.
>
> It was, until today.
>
> Now it's "shoe fly."
>
> As in "shoe fly past Shrub's right ear."

Yeah, I happened to glance at the headlines on Fark since I posted
that.

john.ku...@sympatico.ca

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Dec 16, 2008, 6:41:55 AM12/16/08
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Well that fellow is a national and possibly regional hero now.

I understand the Defense Department and the Secret Service are now
looking for emergency funding for an anti shoe missile.

Ray Haddad

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Dec 16, 2008, 2:39:24 PM12/16/08
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None of the Secret Service agents can claim to have "taken a shoe" for
the President either.
--
Ray

john.ku...@sympatico.ca

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Dec 16, 2008, 5:49:11 PM12/16/08
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On Dec 16, 2:39 pm, Ray Haddad <r...@perthmagic.com> wrote:
> On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 03:41:55 -0800 (PST), "Koolchi...@smurfsareus.xxx"

Well then, they should all be given the boot!

Bill Penrose

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Dec 16, 2008, 5:59:12 PM12/16/08
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On Dec 16, 12:39 pm, Ray Haddad <r...@perthmagic.com> wrote:
> None of the Secret Service agents can claim to have "taken a shoe" for
> the President either.

OK, that does it. No more. I fell off my chair.

DB

john.ku...@sympatico.ca

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Dec 16, 2008, 6:03:58 PM12/16/08
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On Dec 16, 2:39 pm, Ray Haddad <r...@perthmagic.com> wrote:
> On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 03:41:55 -0800 (PST), "Koolchi...@smurfsareus.xxx"

Well then, they should all be given the boot!

john.ku...@sympatico.ca

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Dec 16, 2008, 6:07:42 PM12/16/08
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OOOOOOH!
Ray sock-ed it to you

Ray Haddad

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Dec 16, 2008, 11:47:15 PM12/16/08
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>Well then, they should all be given the boot!

There were two shoes. The old Windows Salute! Boot and Re-Boot.
--
Ray

boots

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Dec 17, 2008, 5:04:36 AM12/17/08
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Bill Penrose <danger...@gmail.com> wrote:

Old people need chairbelts.

You've fallen down, now can you get up?

Perhaps we should speak with the WQ?

--
Don't read this crap... oops, too late!

[superstitious heathen grade 8]

john.ku...@sympatico.ca

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Dec 17, 2008, 8:10:54 AM12/17/08
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On Dec 16, 11:47 pm, Ray Haddad <r...@perthmagic.com> wrote:
> On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:03:58 -0800 (PST), "Koolchi...@smurfsareus.xxx"

Bush's critics will be happy now, he finally has a sole ( or two).
That doesn't make him less of a heel though.

Thomas Armagost

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Dec 17, 2008, 11:41:43 PM12/17/08
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"Koolc...@smurfsareus.xxx" wrote:
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> Bush's critics will be happy now, he finally has a sole ( or two).
> That doesn't make him less of a heel though.

The song Stinkfoot by Frank Zappa is going through my head.

Flip flops are my choice of shoe to throw at a politician. They
cause less physical pain while making a real statement.

--
"...let's not go to Camelot. Silly place" - Monty Python
http://sillyblog.net/wp

john.ku...@sympatico.ca

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Dec 18, 2008, 6:42:25 AM12/18/08
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On Dec 17, 11:41 pm, Thomas Armagost <si...@well.com> wrote:

Practice makes perfect. Hone your skills here:

http://www.sockandawe.com/

Harry Claude Cat

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Dec 18, 2008, 9:39:57 PM12/18/08
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"Koolc...@smurfsareus.xxx" wrote:
>
>> The song Stinkfoot by Frank Zappa is going through my head.
>
>> Flip flops are my choice of shoe to throw at a politician.
>> They cause less physical pain while making a real statement.
>
> Practice makes perfect. Hone your skills here:
>
> http://www.sockandawe.com/

Flip flops aren't really proper shoes.

Footwear.

--
"Shoes for industry! Shoes for the dead!" - Firesign Theatre
http://sillyblog.net/wp

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