and this is the Official Lame-Duck Ducks pun thread.
so put your best foot forward and kick the tires on the worst used car
in the history of American Motors.
but seriously, one can't imagine that reporters will be required to go
barefoot at Obama's press conferences, ya know?
he just doesn't engender that kind of sentiment.
he keeps it cool.
http://mustreadbloggers.blogspot.com/2008/12/keeping-it-cool.html
anyway...
looking forward to 2009.
when reporters may be required to wear Flip Flops, but only because
they're way more comfortable.
and humane.
-$Zero...
is there an easy way to...
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/936491acdf9fc2ee
Well one Iraqi did what Americans would not do: Give Bush the Boot.
LOL.
yep.
obligatory evolutionary tweaks:
http://mustreadbloggers.blogspot.com/2008/12/bush-shoe-in-for-worst-president-ever.html
PLUS slow motion video of the ducking!
AND Bush putting his foot in his mouth
(after the reporter already got his kicks in).
-$Zero...
look, you could sit on a milk crate all day, but
your productive time would be seriously fucked.
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/c4681db48e2d8a56
BREAKING NEWS UPDATE
Secret Shoe Message Revealed:
http://mustreadbloggers.blogspot.com/2008/12/bush-shoe-in-for-worst-president-ever.html
> PLUS slow motion video of the ducking!
>
> AND Bush putting his foot in his mouth
> (after the reporter already got his kicks in).
-$Zero...
if infinity truly has no shape,
perhaps it's nothing but a big scam.
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/90e73e87af7cab4e
I thought it was shoo-in.
As in, shoo fly.
It was, until today.
Now it's "shoe fly."
As in "shoe fly past Shrub's right ear."
--
I think tide turning see, as I remember I
was raised in the desert, but tides kind of it's
easy to see a tide turn did I say those words?"
--Shrub, June 14, 2006
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Yeah, I happened to glance at the headlines on Fark since I posted
that.
Well that fellow is a national and possibly regional hero now.
I understand the Defense Department and the Secret Service are now
looking for emergency funding for an anti shoe missile.
None of the Secret Service agents can claim to have "taken a shoe" for
the President either.
--
Ray
Well then, they should all be given the boot!
OK, that does it. No more. I fell off my chair.
DB
Well then, they should all be given the boot!
OOOOOOH!
Ray sock-ed it to you
>Well then, they should all be given the boot!
There were two shoes. The old Windows Salute! Boot and Re-Boot.
--
Ray
Old people need chairbelts.
You've fallen down, now can you get up?
Perhaps we should speak with the WQ?
--
Don't read this crap... oops, too late!
[superstitious heathen grade 8]
Bush's critics will be happy now, he finally has a sole ( or two).
That doesn't make him less of a heel though.
The song Stinkfoot by Frank Zappa is going through my head.
Flip flops are my choice of shoe to throw at a politician. They
cause less physical pain while making a real statement.
--
"...let's not go to Camelot. Silly place" - Monty Python
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Practice makes perfect. Hone your skills here:
Flip flops aren't really proper shoes.
Footwear.
--
"Shoes for industry! Shoes for the dead!" - Firesign Theatre
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