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Mark

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Nov 13, 2009, 4:15:54 PM11/13/09
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I propose that a University should be established
with the mission of growing artifical limbs and
joints for the growing number of baby boomers
who are falling apart.

It could be funded with private contributions, and
we could start right away with, say, knee joints.
If we all unite this can be possible.

Won't you give to the United Knee Grow college
fund today?

thanks,
Mark

$Zero

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Nov 13, 2009, 4:20:31 PM11/13/09
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what a knee jerk asshole thing to compose.

where the heart is, the tongue follows, or somesuch.

-$Zero...

well, being creative isn't the be-all and end-all
of existence, though it is pretty fun. and attainable
by anyone who seeks it, i would imagine.
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/89f359afb8922eac

Bill Penrose

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Nov 13, 2009, 4:27:09 PM11/13/09
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On Nov 13, 2:15 pm, Mark <blueriver...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Won't you give to the United Knee Grow college
> fund today?

Argh!

DB


Mark

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Nov 13, 2009, 4:40:16 PM11/13/09
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On Nov 13, 4:20 pm, "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:

> what a knee jerk asshole thing to compose.
>
> where the heart is, the tongue follows, or somesuch.
>
> -$Zero...

Here, can I offer you some cheese to
go with your whine?

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Mark

john.ku...@sympatico.ca

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Nov 13, 2009, 5:04:57 PM11/13/09
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On Nov 13, 4:20 pm, "$Zero" <zeroi...@gmail.com> wrote:

He's a big enough asshole that I'll bet his proctologist dosen't even
have to scope him. They just slide a handi-cam on a stick in him to
get pictures.

Mark

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Nov 13, 2009, 5:30:15 PM11/13/09
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On Nov 13, 5:04 pm, "Koolchi...@smurfsareus.xxx"
> get pictures.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Oh, thanks for reminding me. I'm running low
on koran wipe.

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Mark

john.ku...@sympatico.ca

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Nov 13, 2009, 5:46:55 PM11/13/09
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Just go to the same place that has "Bible Wipe" and "New Testament
Wipe" should be right next to the "King James Version wipe".

Mark

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Nov 13, 2009, 6:18:39 PM11/13/09
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On Nov 13, 5:46 pm, "Koolchi...@smurfsareus.xxx"
> Wipe"  should be right next to the "King James Version wipe".- Hide quoted text -

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> - Show quoted text -

LOL!

David DeLaney

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Nov 13, 2009, 9:25:29 PM11/13/09
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On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:15:54 -0800 (PST), Mark <blueri...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>I propose that a University should be established
>with the mission of growing artifical limbs and
>joints for the growing number of baby boomers
>who are falling apart.

I've realized recently that the end of the baby boomers coincides not too
unclosely with the start of widespread vaccination in the USA. It is to be
hoped that the protection we've gained therefrom will continue to shield us
from a new outbreak.

>It could be funded with private contributions, and
>we could start right away with, say, knee joints.
>If we all unite this can be possible.
>
>Won't you give to the United Knee Grow college fund today?

BLAM!
Good God y'all
What is it good for?
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!

Dave
--
\/David DeLaney posting from d...@vic.com "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
http://www.vic.com/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.

Nicko

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Nov 14, 2009, 11:38:23 PM11/14/09
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I gave at the orifice.

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