during debates, when asked a tough question, before answering, i want
her to lightly lick her index finger and stick it up in the air to see
which way the wind is blowing before opening her mouth.
she must do this with a serious contemplative look on her face.
preferably for a full five to ten seconds.
-$Zero...
"i'm saying that IF 3 + 3 = 5 AND 2 + 2 = 3 + 3 AND 3 > 2
then well, what i'm saying is that there's a perfectly logical
mathematical reason for all of that. and because of that logical
reason, 2 + 2 = 5 under those conditions."