"The Last Real Marlboro Man" <uwtiuzpmhlk...@sneakemail.com> wrote
:
: I never jog. The very idea is absurd. Jogging is for wussies.
:
: Today is Back Day. I did four exercises, targeting the back
: from different angles, using very heavy weight, for a total of 20
: sets of 6 to ten reps.
:
: This routine accounts for my wide, thick lats.
:
: There is a young man in the gym who I've noticed over the
: past two weeks or so. This person flits about the room like a
: hummingbird, darting from machine to machine, doing first this
: and then that, barging out of the room for a drink and bursting
: back in again, over and over.

<...>.
:
: Needless to say, that first time was the last time he ever
: touched the radio.

Did you hit him? You shouldn't hit people, Wayne.

The other night on Will & Grace a guy chastized another guy for acting
up in the gym. He told him "You can't do that at a gym. Gym is like
gay church." It was hysterical.

Thought that might give you a chuckle. You gym rat, you.

Ciao,
PJ

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Peggy J. Parks
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