Trump Moon
$Zero
yep.
i have no trouble at all picturing the Donald hitting the talk show
circuit promoting THAT baby.
and he won't be waiting until the year 3000, either.
water on the moon.
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/b8e794a209f8ac53
you won't find the Donald sitting on his fat keester waiting for
government hand-outs.
nope. he's no slacker.
and he certainly won't be waiting hundreds of years for the science
and whatnot, either.
he'll be on Letterman by early next week, sitting on his fat keester.
with artist renderings and everything.
"Dave, this is going to be the best moon ever!
Golf courses, casinos, beauty pageants, da' whole works!
You need to book your flight _to-night_ because I'm already swamped
with reservations for VIP visits to the INCREDIBLE staging area I'm
setting up on the dark side of Trump Moon, and there's a limited
supply of tickets, it's very exclusive.
Yes, I've already got the rights locked up to the entire lunar
surface, and the atmosphere, plus 1% of the mining interests. Because
I'm such a brilliantly creative businessman!
It's a property rights thing, Dave.
Shortly after the announcement by NASA on Thursday afternoon, I had my
attorneys file all the legal papers. And I received the title Friday
morning by courier during a very important brunch meeting on another
matter. My fat keester, if you must know.
Isn't capitalism fucking great?"
-$Zero...
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