Nobody fucks with me!
Alan Hope
>Thank you for visiting our website this year!
>www.WallpaperOnline.co.uk is the UK's No.1 website dedicated to wallpaper
>and matching borders for your home, saving you hours of fruitless searching
>in crowded shops.
I swear to God I didn't. Not this year or any other.
But if anybody wants to make something of it, I'll be right here.
I've had enough of walking on eggshells, man. Who's up first?
--
AH
Frank Raymond Michaels
I received in spam yesterday an offer to attract men by having bigger
breasts.
So what do you think, guys?
Would I be more attractive with bigger breasts?
I think they're big enough, myself...
----
Frank Raymond Titties
PJ
news:9p86qtghu7nsafc25...@4ax.com...
I received an unsolicited offer for horny goat weed, which is supposed to be
the natural alternative to Viagra.
Ciao,
PJ
Peggy J. Parks
PJ Parks Communications
www.pjparks.com
GailSeery
>From: "PJ" peggy...@home.com
>Date: 15/09/2001 13:53 GMT Daylight Time
>Message-id: <7bIo7.111693$K6.44847931@news2>
And someone else is terribly worried about the size of my penis.
Gail
William Penrose
>Received in spam today:
>
>>Thank you for visiting our website this year!
>>www.WallpaperOnline.co.uk is the UK's No.1 website dedicated to wallpaper
>>and matching borders for your home, saving you hours of fruitless searching
>>in crowded shops.
>
>I swear to God I didn't. Not this year or any other.
I have some fine swatches of chiffon I'd like to show you.
Bill Penrose
Paul Hartman
William Penrose wrote:
Somehow, when people start offering to show their swatches, I think that it's
time for me to leave..... Yup, gettin' more strait-laced and old fashioned
with each day that passes.....
Showing swatches.... Bah! Would your mother approve of you showing your
swatch to strangers?
> Bill Penrose
Kurt Ullman
wrote:
> Somehow, when people start offering to show their swatches, I think that
> it's
>time for me to leave..... Yup, gettin' more strait-laced and old fashioned
>with each day that passes.....
> Showing swatches.... Bah! Would your mother approve of you showing your
>swatch to strangers?
>
No this is just a continuation of the "World is going to Satin" thread
that is currently wandering around alt.books.tom-clancy (of all places)..
Kurt (I think showing swatches like that is illegal in 13 states and some
parts of Canada) Ullman
-----------------------------------------------
Diplomacy- The art of telling someone to go to Hell in such a manner that they actually look forward to the trip.
Paul Hartman
Kurt Ullman wrote:
> In article <3ba38c87$0$10815$272e...@news.execpc.com>, hart...@execpc.com
> wrote:
>
> > Somehow, when people start offering to show their swatches, I think that
> > it's
> >time for me to leave..... Yup, gettin' more strait-laced and old fashioned
> >with each day that passes.....
> > Showing swatches.... Bah! Would your mother approve of you showing your
> >swatch to strangers?
> >
> No this is just a continuation of the "World is going to Satin" thread
> that is currently wandering around alt.books.tom-clancy (of all places)..
>
I sometimes wonder if there's ph.d. dissertations in the works about things like thread drift. Seems to me that some
mathmetician, somewhere, would delight in trying to make sense of such things.
Alan Hope
programme, like this one from Frank Raymond Michaels, calling from
misc.writing:
>I received in spam yesterday an offer to attract men by having bigger
>breasts.
>So what do you think, guys?
>Would I be more attractive with bigger breasts?
>I think they're big enough, myself...
>----
>Frank Raymond Titties
Let me just wash down some of this horny goat weed and I'll let you
know.
Nice wallpaper, by the way. You don't often see red flock any more.
--
AH
Alan Hope
>I received an unsolicited offer for horny goat weed, which is supposed to be
>the natural alternative to Viagra.
Why would a horny goat need Viagra, or an alternative?
--
AH
Alex Jay Berman
Kelly: "I didn't need to hear that.
In a very real way, I didn't need that put into my brain.
In fact, I think my life would be much enriched If I never again heard
about Frank's breasts.
LOVE ya, guy, but ..."
Alex Jay Berman
-- "... keep yer damned tits to yourself ..."
"God be between you and harm, in all the empty places where you must walk."
--ancient Egyptian blessing from "Paladin of the Lost Hour" by Harlan Ellison
Gerald Clough
Aww. Gray cats at night, and all that.
(At least from the waist up.)
(Hold the mustache.)
--
-----------------------------------------------------------
Clo...@Texas.Net
"Nothing has any value unless you know you can give it up."
-----------------------------------------------------------
Blanche Nonken
> I received in spam yesterday an offer to attract men by having bigger
> breasts.
>
> So what do you think, guys?
> Would I be more attractive with bigger breasts?
Jeff got the same. I told him one of those Wonderbras would work just
fine.
Blanche Nonken
I thought they made Swatches out of nylon and plastic.
Alan Hope
misc.writing:
>>Received in spam today:
I had a feeling all that bluster was a cover for something.
When's good for you?
--
AH
Steve Pritchard
news:7bIo7.111693$K6.44847931@news2...
> I received an unsolicited offer for horny goat weed, which is supposed
to be
> the natural alternative to Viagra.
In this morning's clutch of spam, I was offered the natural alternative to
marijuana.
The natural alternative to a plant?
Claude Call
wrote in message news:9o49ir$b1v6c$1...@ID-56527.news.dfncis.de...
>
> In this morning's clutch of spam, I was offered the natural alternative to
> marijuana.
>
> The natural alternative to a plant?
>
>
Hm...I remember reading a comment by abstract artist Piet Mondrian with
regard to abstract art. He suggested that art with lots of curves and
swirls, etc. was not at all abstract, because nature is full of those. The
only real abstraction is the straight line, because it doesn't appear in
nature.
Maybe it's a similar philosophy here...?
Claude
Hee hee hee hee hee
PS Good overview of Mondrian work and philosophy at:
http://www.artchive.com/artchive/M/mondrian.html
It doesn't mention the "curves as part of nature" argument but does allude
to that attitude.
Blanche Nonken
Heh. Research it yourself, come up with a blend of legal plants that
does exactly what you want.
William Penrose
> >I have some fine swatches of chiffon I'd like to show you.
>
Meet me at Falwell's place. The usual password.
Bill Penrose
PJ
news:856e0bc4.01091...@posting.google.com...
Psssssssssttt!
Over here!
Here, dammit!
The password is ...
..............
..............
p i g f u c k.
Jenna C. Thomas-McKie
> William Penrose wrote:
> > I have some fine swatches of chiffon I'd like to show you.
> Somehow, when people start offering to show their swatches, I think that it's
> time for me to leave.....
I thought swatches were supposed to be worn on the arm, where they would
be easily visible.
--
Jenna Thomas-McKie
jth...@aug.edu
"We can think. We can reason. We can be better than we are."
- C. Eric Lincoln
Alan Hope
>Hm...I remember reading a comment by abstract artist Piet Mondrian with
>regard to abstract art. He suggested that art with lots of curves and
>swirls, etc. was not at all abstract, because nature is full of those. The
>only real abstraction is the straight line, because it doesn't appear in
>nature.
Musta been hopped up on goofballs if he thinks that. He should try
jumping out of an aeroplane without a parachute, and he'll findout
what a straight line is in nature. Right into the heart of nature, at
that.
--
AH
Blanche Nonken
> Musta been hopped up on goofballs if he thinks that. He should try
> jumping out of an aeroplane without a parachute, and he'll findout
> what a straight line is in nature. Right into the heart of nature, at
> that.
Take the rotation of the earth into account. That's a curve. Basalt
formations, on the other hand...
Paul Hartman
Alan Hope wrote:
I think that in this instance the actual trajectory would be a parabolic
curve. A straight line drop would be somone falling through the trapdoor on a
gallows.
Keltic
<S_Pri...@shef.rage.co.uk> wrote:
>In this morning's clutch of spam, I was offered the natural alternative to
>marijuana.
>The natural alternative to a plant?
They mean a good, healthy, Christian plant - not some commie poofter
atheist drug plant.
Cheers, keltic
Check out my movie reviews at:
http://comments.imdb.com/CommentsAuthor?104469
Alan Hope
misc.writing:
>Paul Hartman wrote:
>> William Penrose wrote:
>> > I have some fine swatches of chiffon I'd like to show you.
>> Somehow, when people start offering to show their swatches, I think that it's
>> time for me to leave.....
>I thought swatches were supposed to be worn on the arm, where they would
>be easily visible.
Uh-oh.
Would you mind looking the other way for a second?
--
AH
Alan Hope
programme, like this one from William Penrose, calling from
misc.writing:
>Alan Hope <ah...@skynet.be> wrote in message news:<c0q8qtkuqi5jjogjf...@4ax.com>...
Password, check. Now, refresh my memory. Does he want me to rattle the
door-knob at the front, or does he want me up the back alley? I always
forget.
--
AH
Alan Hope
>Alan Hope wrote:
>> Coming up next, your comments and questions on issues discussed in the
>> programme, like this one from Claude Call, calling from misc.writing:
>> >Hm...I remember reading a comment by abstract artist Piet Mondrian with
>> >regard to abstract art. He suggested that art with lots of curves and
>> >swirls, etc. was not at all abstract, because nature is full of those. The
>> >only real abstraction is the straight line, because it doesn't appear in
>> >nature.
>> Musta been hopped up on goofballs if he thinks that. He should try
>> jumping out of an aeroplane without a parachute, and he'll findout
>> what a straight line is in nature. Right into the heart of nature, at
>> that.
> I think that in this instance the actual trajectory would be a parabolic
>curve. A straight line drop would be somone falling through the trapdoor on a
>gallows.
You've never watched any Roadrunner cartoons. I can tell. Your grasp
of physics is weak, man.
Okay let me posit this one: airplane, no parachute, anvil round neck.
Better?
--
AH
Whazzat
Only if he dropped through the trapdoor very, very fast, or if the
earth's rotation was halted before the drop. Frame of reference and
all that crap.
Whazzat
>On Mon, 17 Sep 2001 08:43:22 +0100, "Steve Pritchard"
><S_Pri...@shef.rage.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>In this morning's clutch of spam, I was offered the natural alternative to
>>marijuana.
>>The natural alternative to a plant?
>
>They mean a good, healthy, Christian plant - not some commie poofter
>atheist drug plant.
Some few of us have actual religious experiences using the leaves of
that plant. You probably won't believe that. What's a "poofter"
anyway?
Paul Hartman
Alan Hope wrote:
> Coming up next, your comments and questions on issues discussed in the
> programme, like this one from Paul Hartman, calling from misc.writing:
>
> >Alan Hope wrote:
>
> >> Coming up next, your comments and questions on issues discussed in the
> >> programme, like this one from Claude Call, calling from misc.writing:
>
> >> >Hm...I remember reading a comment by abstract artist Piet Mondrian with
> >> >regard to abstract art. He suggested that art with lots of curves and
> >> >swirls, etc. was not at all abstract, because nature is full of those. The
> >> >only real abstraction is the straight line, because it doesn't appear in
> >> >nature.
>
> >> Musta been hopped up on goofballs if he thinks that. He should try
> >> jumping out of an aeroplane without a parachute, and he'll findout
> >> what a straight line is in nature. Right into the heart of nature, at
> >> that.
>
> > I think that in this instance the actual trajectory would be a parabolic
> >curve. A straight line drop would be somone falling through the trapdoor on a
> >gallows.
>
> You've never watched any Roadrunner cartoons. I can tell. Your grasp
> of physics is weak, man.
>
> Okay let me posit this one: airplane, no parachute, anvil round neck.
>
The fall would only be a straight line if the airplane was stationary when Wile
E Coyote jumped out, otherwise it be a parabolic arc. It may well *look like a
straight line to the one who is rapidly attaining the earth's surface, though.
IIRC, Bugs Bunny had better science than Roadrunner ever did.
> Better?
>
> --
> AH
Paul Hartman
Whazzat wrote:
I'll take your word for it. I don't we really want to stop the earth's
rotation just for the sake such a piddly little experiment.
Steve Pritchard
news:2a4dqtg1rbn9u6mpo...@4ax.com...
> Keltic <kel...@SPAM.zip.com.au> wrote:
>
> >On Mon, 17 Sep 2001 08:43:22 +0100, "Steve Pritchard"
> ><S_Pri...@shef.rage.co.uk> wrote:
> >
> >>In this morning's clutch of spam, I was offered the natural
alternative to
> >>marijuana.
> >>The natural alternative to a plant?
> >
> >They mean a good, healthy, Christian plant - not some commie poofter
> >atheist drug plant.
>
> Some few of us have actual religious experiences using the leaves of
> that plant. You probably won't believe that. What's a "poofter"
> anyway?
What's a poofter? Really?
One world, divided by a common language, yet again.
Don May
<S_Pri...@shef.rage.co.uk> wrote:
>"Whazzat" <spe...@sonny.heh> wrote in message
>news:2a4dqtg1rbn9u6mpo...@4ax.com...
>> Keltic <kel...@SPAM.zip.com.au> wrote:
>>
>> >On Mon, 17 Sep 2001 08:43:22 +0100, "Steve Pritchard"
>> ><S_Pri...@shef.rage.co.uk> wrote:
>> >
>> >>In this morning's clutch of spam, I was offered the natural
>alternative to
>> >>marijuana.
>> >>The natural alternative to a plant?
>> >
>> >They mean a good, healthy, Christian plant - not some commie poofter
>> >atheist drug plant.
>>
>> Some few of us have actual religious experiences using the leaves of
>> that plant. You probably won't believe that. What's a "poofter"
>> anyway?
>
>What's a poofter? Really?
>
>One world, divided by a common language, yet again.
>
>
Poofter . . . Someone who is charming, witty, intelligent,
sexy, sensitive, caring, and poofs instead of inhaling.
Don (I am not a Commie)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion
we have of ourselves with the appalling things that other people
think about us.-- Quentin Crisp
Steve Pritchard
news:b4ceqt0dut5nl8r0m...@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 18 Sep 2001 11:09:43 +0100, "Steve Pritchard"
> <S_Pri...@shef.rage.co.uk> wrote:
> >What's a poofter? Really?
> >
> >One world, divided by a common language, yet again.
> >
> >
> Poofter . . . Someone who is charming, witty, intelligent,
> sexy, sensitive, caring, and poofs instead of inhaling.
:-)
Don gets it right.
Hugh Watkins
"Steve Pritchard" <S_Pri...@shef.rage.co.uk> wrote
snip
> What's a poofter? Really?
Hej Steve !
Tak for sidste
How queer that you don't know that slang being from UK !
regards
Hugh W
Hugh Watkins
tak http://axis.jeack.com.au/~jed/ghp.htm
Hugh W
ing
Check your thread Hugh. Try to follow along. You're falling
behind. Whazzat asked the original question, Steve's
repeating it above as if he can't believe someone *wouldn't*
know what it was. Hence his question "Really?" at the end.
ing
Alan Hope
>Alan Hope wrote:
>> >Alan Hope wrote:
The airplane wasn't stationary, of course, but the Coyote was
stationary for a moment after he exited the airplane. He only started
to fall when he realised his mistake, according to the same law of
physics which states that a burning tail only becomes painful when the
smoke reaches the nose.
Does that count?
--
AH
Steve Pritchard
news:9o7jn3$biq2b$1...@ID-71976.news.dfncis.de...
I think my "really?" missed the incredulous mark, Hugh.
I though *everyone* understood poofter.
gekko
>
> Hm...I remember reading a comment by abstract artist Piet Mondrian with
> regard to abstract art. He suggested that art with lots of curves and
> swirls, etc. was not at all abstract, because nature is full of those. The
> only real abstraction is the straight line, because it doesn't appear in
> nature.
>
> Maybe it's a similar philosophy here...?
Crystals aren't natural?
--
gekko
Nike: Just buy the damn shoes, you flabby spineless lump! (Slogans that
Never Quite Caught On)
Don May
A rather anally obsessive site . . . tasteless, tacky,
crude, stereotypical . . . and sometimes downright funny.
Uh . . . perhaps downright was a poor choice of words . . .
Don
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If the stereotype fits, wear it. -- The Good Fairy
Frank Raymond Michaels
Nobody told spiders, neither.
Looking at a beatiful web out my window, the lines are straight.
Especially with the setting sun streaming (straight) rays of light
through the trees...
----
FRM
Paul Hartman
Alan Hope wrote:
This here scientifical kinda stuff is gettin' too complicated for me. Lessee....
Wile E Coyote lives in a universe without inertia and neurotransmitters are nasally
activated? I surrender. I think that I could use a good pun thread about now.....
> --
> AH
dogbreath
If he was a smoker he'd be completely immune to fire since they can't
smell shit. (Er, I mean, "we".)
Alan Hope
programme, like this one from Paul Hartman, calling from misc.writing:
> This here scientifical kinda stuff is gettin' too complicated for me. Lessee....
>Wile E Coyote lives in a universe without inertia and neurotransmitters are nasally
>activated? I surrender. I think that I could use a good pun thread about now.....
I grant you it's a mind-bender. Some people have spent their whole
lives studying this stuff. The only reason I've been able to see so
far is because I was standing on the shoulders of The Anthill Mob.
--
AH
Hugh Watkins
sorry steve
reading too quickly again
Hugh W
Hugh Watkins
"Don May" <donb...@home.com> wrote
> A rather anally obsessive site . . . tasteless, tacky,
> crude, stereotypical . . . and sometimes downright funny.
>
> Uh . . . perhaps downright was a poor choice of words . . .
>
> Don
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> If the stereotype fits, wear it. -- The Good Fairy
yes Don present company always excepted
but where does one find gay humour made by gays for each other ?
There is a hetero smell - pong rather -over most of the jokes
regards
Hugh W
Paul Hartman
dogbreath wrote:
Somehow, the thought of Wile E Coyote dressed in tweeds, with a churchwarden pipe
just doesn't fit. Maybe dressed in the sheepskin jacket, huffing on a Marlboro, Smokey the
Bear sneaks up behind him and smacks him on the head with his shovel, Roadrunner giggling
in the backround....
Paul Hartman
Alan Hope wrote:
Anthill Mob? Anything like the Lavender Hill Mob?
> --
> AH
Steve Pritchard
news:3ba82b76$0$18899$272e...@news.execpc.com...
> Alan Hope wrote:
> > I grant you it's a mind-bender. Some people have spent their whole
> > lives studying this stuff. The only reason I've been able to see so
> > far is because I was standing on the shoulders of The Anthill Mob.
>
> Anthill Mob? Anything like the Lavender Hill Mob?
Think Dick Dastardly, Mutley and Chugaboom.
Blanche Nonken
> but where does one find gay humour made by gays for each other ?
You start by sleeping with the SSO (same sex object) of your choice.
Paul Hartman
Steve Pritchard wrote:
I think that we might be running into some kind of age barrier here.
I am old enough to remember the Flintstones on prime time, and don't know
any of the folks mentioned above.
Steve Pritchard
Wacky Races. Late sixties/early seventies cartoon.
Paul Hartman
Steve Pritchard wrote:
> "Paul Hartman" <hart...@norlight.net> wrote in message
> news:3ba86151$0$42874$272e...@news.execpc.com...
> > Steve Pritchard wrote:
> > > "Paul Hartman" <hart...@norlight.net> wrote in message
> > > news:3ba82b76$0$18899$272e...@news.execpc.com...
> > > > Alan Hope wrote:
> > > > > I grant you it's a mind-bender. Some people have spent their whole
> > > > > lives studying this stuff. The only reason I've been able to see
> so
> > > > > far is because I was standing on the shoulders of The Anthill Mob.
> > > >
> > > > Anthill Mob? Anything like the Lavender Hill Mob?
> > >
> > > Think Dick Dastardly, Mutley and Chugaboom.
> >
> > I think that we might be running into some kind of age barrier
> here.
> > I am old enough to remember the Flintstones on prime time, and don't
> know
> > any of the folks mentioned above.
>
> Wacky Races. Late sixties/early seventies cartoon.
>
> http://www.hotink.com/wacky/
Ahhhhh............ after my cartooning time. I'm part of the
Flintstones/Bullwinkle generation.
Don May
<hugh_w...@net.dialog.dk> wrote:
>
>"Don May" <donb...@home.com> wrote
>
>> A rather anally obsessive site . . . tasteless, tacky,
>> crude, stereotypical . . . and sometimes downright funny.
>>
>> Uh . . . perhaps downright was a poor choice of words . . .
>>
>> Don
>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> If the stereotype fits, wear it. -- The Good Fairy
>
>
>yes Don present company always excepted
>
>but where does one find gay humour made by gays for each other ?
Lists of gay humor . . . a little snicker here. You are
exposed to it all the time. Burce Vilanch which you might
have seen on Hollywood Squares has written for and writes
comedy for many of the top comedians and TV shows. I think
you mean humor unique to gay culture and I will have to
think about how to go about saying what is the underlying
basis for that humor. Gays in general or less likely to
"tell" jokes as to "act out" jokes. More inclined to
spontaneous absurdity based on the human condition. Laughing
at ourselves, our stereotypes, self effacing humor. It is
not unique to gay culture, simply the area we are inclined
to dwell in.
Some good gay humor . . . find a video tape by Margaret Cho
called "I am The One That I Want." Bruce Vilanch's book . .
"Get Bruce" Better still go hang out with some gay friends
because most gay humor is spontaneous fly by the seat of
your pants . . . perhaps I should rephrase that. And the
horrible truth is . . . most gays laugh at the same things
you do. I'm sooo verklempt! It's so hard to give up
uniqueness.
>
>There is a hetero smell - pong rather -over most of the jokes
>
Most of the jokes were heterosexual jokes based on
stereotypes. Some were funny in their tasteless sort of way.
The guy who complied them should pull his head out of his
ass and expand his repertoire . . . or go find out what he
is joking about. Such obsessions should not go unrequited.
Don
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I hasten to laugh at everything for fear of being
obliged to weep at it.--Pierre de Beaumarchais
dogbreath
How about Wile E Coyote with blotchy fur and a burning cigarette
drooping from his mouth? Doesn't change his level-of-smarts but maybe
makes it more obvious.
Blanche Nonken
> most gays laugh at the same things
> you do. I'm sooo verklempt! It's so hard to give up
> uniqueness.
Better verklempt than fatchaddet. I should add that bi humor has a
weird twist to it.
Don May
I suppose I could have e-mailed you and spared myself public
humiliation for ignorance . . . but what does "fatchaddet"
mean?
Now I'm really verklempt.
Don
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson
dogbreath
>On Wed, 19 Sep 2001 10:38:12 -0400, Blanche Nonken
><bla...@newsguy.com> wrote:
>
>>Don May <donb...@home.com> wrote:
>>
>>> most gays laugh at the same things
>>> you do. I'm sooo verklempt! It's so hard to give up
>>> uniqueness.
>>
>>Better verklempt than fatchaddet. I should add that bi humor has a
>>weird twist to it.
>
>I suppose I could have e-mailed you and spared myself public
>humiliation for ignorance . . . but what does "fatchaddet"
>mean?
>
>Now I'm really verklempt.
Don't feel too bad about exposing your "ignorance", I don't know what
either word means.
Don May
<dogb...@NOSPAMarcticmail.com> wrote:
>Don May <donb...@home.com> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 19 Sep 2001 10:38:12 -0400, Blanche Nonken
>><bla...@newsguy.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Don May <donb...@home.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> most gays laugh at the same things
>>>> you do. I'm sooo verklempt! It's so hard to give up
>>>> uniqueness.
>>>
>>>Better verklempt than fatchaddet. I should add that bi humor has a
>>>weird twist to it.
>>
>>I suppose I could have e-mailed you and spared myself public
>>humiliation for ignorance . . . but what does "fatchaddet"
>>mean?
>>
>>Now I'm really verklempt.
>
>Don't feel too bad about exposing your "ignorance", I don't know what
>either word means.
Here is an excerpt from a web site.
_______________________
What does "verklempt" mean?
The Yiddish word verklempt {alternately spelled as
verklempt, fahklempt, ferklempt, farklempt, and farklemt due
to inconsistencies in transliteration} was popularized by
Mike Myers' Linda Richman "Coffee Talk" character from
Saturday Night Live. Based on Myers' mother-in-law, the
"typical Jewish woman" worships Barbra: insisting that she's
"like buttah!"
As for verklempt, it's a semi-humorous expression of being
all-choked up with emotion.
_______________________
Paul Hartman
dogbreath wrote:
Throw in a couple of empty liquor bottles on the floor nearby and it sounds like me back
in the Bad Old Days.
.......bleah.......
Blanche Nonken
> On Wed, 19 Sep 2001 10:38:12 -0400, Blanche Nonken
> <bla...@newsguy.com> wrote:
>
> >Don May <donb...@home.com> wrote:
> >
> >> most gays laugh at the same things
> >> you do. I'm sooo verklempt! It's so hard to give up
> >> uniqueness.
> >
> >Better verklempt than fatchaddet. I should add that bi humor has a
> >weird twist to it.
>
> I suppose I could have e-mailed you and spared myself public
> humiliation for ignorance . . . but what does "fatchaddet"
> mean?
>
> Now I'm really verklempt.
Similar, but with frantic overtones.
Hugh Watkins
"Don May" <donb...@home.com> wrote snip
> As for verklempt, it's a semi-humorous expression of being
> all-choked up with emotion.
ver breath ( wind weather)
klempt clamped
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=yiddish+site%3Ade&btnG=Google+Search
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Jiddische+site%3Ade&btnG=Google+Search
http://www.yiddishweb.com/medem/index.htm
Jiddische Lieder und Klesmermusik/yiddish songs and ...
http://www.yiddishweb.com/ http://www.dictionary.co.il/
no luck with dictionary aha
http://www.yourdictionary.com/languages/germanic.html#yiddish
http://www.get-together.net:8080/dicti/dic.frTrans?lang_from_=ji&lang_to_=en
Alan Hope
>Alan Hope wrote:
Wacky Races. They had an intelligent car (Chug-a-Boom) long before
Knight-Ridder, or whatever his name was, the Baywatch guy. Not
familiar with them? I could swear they had American accents. Course,
they also had a talking dog.
--
AH
Blanche Nonken
>
> "Don May" <donb...@home.com> wrote snip
>
> > As for verklempt, it's a semi-humorous expression of being
> > all-choked up with emotion.
>
> ver breath ( wind weather)
>
> klempt clamped
Wrong.
KMadeleine
> I think that we might be running into some kind of age barrier
> here.
> I am old enough to remember the Flintstones on prime time, and don't
> know any of the folks mentioned above.
the flintstones weren't ever really on prime time, were they?
gekko
<KMade...@home.com> cracked knuckles, set fingers to keyboard and
thought, "the denizens of misc.writing will REALLY be impressed when
they read this!"</attrib>
Yup.
--
gekko
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but
the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. --Dave Barry's Bad
Habits, Dave Barry
Paul Hartman
KMadeleine wrote:
Yup! Around '61 or '62, 8:30 pm on Fridays.
underground
only have a few hundred "witches" herbs and combos to get the mojo
flowin'...
Yohimbe, wormwood, dragon's blood mix with some budweiser will have ya
high as a kite, and horny as a damn goat....
If you really wanna get crazy, get some belladonna, done right you'll
think you're doin' britney when you're really just strokin' the
joker.....
Baaaaaaa..
Where's me goat weed?
Underground
http://undergroundrecords.org
Blanche Nonken <bla...@newsguy.com> wrote in message news:<mgubqt42g17u0n9pd...@4ax.com>...
> "Steve Pritchard" <S_Pri...@shef.rage.co.uk> wrote:
>
> > "PJ" <peggy...@home.com> wrote in message
> > news:7bIo7.111693$K6.44847931@news2...
> > > I received an unsolicited offer for horny goat weed, which is supposed
> to be
> > > the natural alternative to Viagra.
> >
> > In this morning's clutch of spam, I was offered the natural alternative to
> > marijuana.
> >
> > The natural alternative to a plant?
> >
>
> Heh. Research it yourself, come up with a blend of legal plants that
> does exactly what you want.
Nicole J. LeBoeuf-Little
>
> If you really wanna get crazy, get some belladonna, done right you'll
> think you're doin' britney when you're really just strokin' the
> joker.....
Belladonna -- done right -- can also be used as a headache remedy. This
from a gal I knew who had done just that with the variety you can find
growing all over New Orleans. Supposedly it actually loosens the
constricted blood vessels, rather than just covering up the pain of
them. However, I have not tried it for fear of stopping my headaches
(and everything else) PERMANENTLY, which is what happens when belladonna
is done WRONG.
And you wanna risk it just to get high? Tsk.
--
N
Alex Jay Berman
My sympathies.
Alex Jay Berman
"God be between you and harm, in all the empty places where you must walk."
--ancient Egyptian blessing from "Paladin of the Lost Hour" by Harlan Ellison