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Rob

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Apr 19, 2003, 1:26:08 PM4/19/03
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Will you? Please?

That's all.


Rob


Rob

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Apr 19, 2003, 1:31:08 PM4/19/03
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"Rob" <robe...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Will you? Please?
>
> That's all.
>
>
> Rob

By the way, many Kmarts around the country are closing. You can get one
there for a song.

Bring your kazoo

Rob

Towse

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Apr 19, 2003, 3:26:21 PM4/19/03
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Rob wrote:

> By the way, many Kmarts around the country are closing. You can get one
> there for a song.
>
> Bring your kazoo

Part of the festivities yesterday included Mayor Willie and the
president of See's Candy blatting out (the SFC's word choice for
what must've been something akin of angels singing) "San
Francisco" on their kazoos.

Woo hoo.

The party we missed...

<http://tinyurl.com/9vhb>

Sal
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Audacious Faith

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Apr 19, 2003, 5:21:12 PM4/19/03
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"Rob" <robe...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Will you? Please?
>
> That's all.
>


you first.


Donna deMedicis

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Apr 19, 2003, 8:28:58 PM4/19/03
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Rob wrote:

I did.

And I planted Ageratum ("Hawaii Blue") and Salvia ("Salsa Mix" - deep
purple) and Petunias ("Pink Madness") and Begonias ("Victory White"
-- I swear), and Vinca ("Heat Wave Peppermint") and Verbena (No cutsey
color listed, but they're blue),

And sage and rosemary and thyme

I took the weenie way out, though, and used planters rather than flower
beds, which would have involved tilling the soil to a depth of one foot,
and and going down to my Mama's and getting manure. (My parents have
cows; they are not full of shit.)

And I also slothfully used the Miracle Grow potting soil. Durn fine
potting soil, though.

When I get paid on the first, I'm going to buy a composter.

Gawd, I love garden centers. Plant nurseries. Especially now, when
they're selling their annuals.

I need / want a composter ($35. I might make my own. My own composter,
not my own compost. Well, I'll make my own compost. I now feel guilty
whenever I throw coffee grounds and banana peels away, and little
children in Europe have no compost, and I throw it away. That's an
American for you), and a garden bench ($120, wrought iron, with a moon
design in the back), and a hammock (wasn't at the garden center, but I
want one), and concrete stepping stones with pictures of herbs and their
names etched in them ($12 each, and I'll need 11), and a gazebo (I'll
need the $3700, built on your site, one. It has electricity, you know),
and A Man to come to my house and run a spicket in the front, because I
only have one in the back so I'm hauling 250 ft. of garden hose from the
back to the front, and azaleas (the big fluffy ones, not the little
scruffy ones), and some dogwoods.

But I'm waiting until the fall for the dogwoods and the azaleas. And a
red bud. Because the man at the garden center said, "Just between you
and me, it's better to plant them in the fall. And they're cheaper,
too."

That's a life. A fine life, and a damned fine day.

Donna

And an absolutely precious little stone garden bench. I do not,
however, want a gazing ball. They're dumb.

Towse

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Apr 19, 2003, 8:57:22 PM4/19/03
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Donna deMedicis wrote:

> But I'm waiting until the fall for the dogwoods and the azaleas. And a
> red bud. Because the man at the garden center said, "Just between you
> and me, it's better to plant them in the fall. And they're cheaper,
> too."
>
> That's a life. A fine life, and a damned fine day.

I found Daphne odora at the rockery/nursery this week. I'd had a
daphne bush years ago but the backhoe that came in to dig the
connection to the sewer trampled it and I hadn't been able to
find another until this past Tuesday.

So I bought two.

Today I had The Guy plant them: one by the front walk, where the
other daphne had been, where I'll be able to smell the blooms'
heavenly fragrance as I walk to the front door -- the other by
the walk that leads up to this back building, where I'll be able
to smell the blooms' heavenly fragrance as I walk up here to
tippy-tap.

I'm one happy camper.

I also potted up some of the volunteers in the yard: this
afternoon I potted three toyon bushes, a deodar cedar, two
redwoods, a monterey pine and what-not. There must be hundreds of
seedlings still to go. Last weekend I potted up a dozen oak
trees. I have nascent plans to make a stand at one of the city
council meetings when the council starts to micro-manage how we
treat our trees -- plans to bring oak trees, toyon, redwoods,
monterey pines, cedars, firs, eucalyptus, loquat, canary island
pines -- plans to say "You want trees? Take these and plant them
in your own yard or along the public rights of way instead of
telling me that when the oak seedlings in my yard get so many
inches in diameter I can't touch them without approval from the
planning department."

Feh.

The basil seems to have survived the transplant.

... the sweetheart rose is covered with blooms.

The rosemary is glorious.

William Penrose

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Apr 19, 2003, 9:10:43 PM4/19/03
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On Sat, 19 Apr 2003 11:26:08 -0600, "Rob" <robe...@hotmail.com>
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>Will you? Please?

I had one, and it sucked.

Bill Penrose

Robert McClelland

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Apr 19, 2003, 8:52:20 PM4/19/03
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Rob <robe...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Will you? Please?
>
> That's all.


I had a life once, but now I'm one of the living dead who spend their time
roaming the graveyards of usenet; seeking out fresh victims in order to
feast upon their brains and fill the ranks of the zombie horde.


Audacious Faith

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Apr 19, 2003, 9:08:20 PM4/19/03
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the night before last i sat down and planned out how i'm going to landscape
my yard. i bought a book that tells me what plants grow best here that are
easy to take care of. that's essential. i am a known plant murderer. but
i've improved, because somehow, though some die, i manage to get enough
clippings to start over, and i'm actually starting to have more plants than
i started with. so there's hope. and now i'm going to put it to the test.

i don't want any grass. i want the whole yard to be as easy to take care of
as possible, because i want a nice yard, but i just don't have the time to
take care of one that needs lots of care. so i'm doing a lot with rocks and
paths and jungle like stuff that grows naturally here. and i'm going to have
a mini-beach surrounded with palm trees. i visited a friend in arizona ten
years ago, and was quite taken with the rock and cactus gardens that took
the place of normal grass yards. but i don't want cactus. the only plants
i'll allow with stickers is rosebushes, and i'm a little iffy on that
because i'm thinking they'll need more care than i'm willing to give.

anyway, the mini-beach came as an afterthought when we took down the above
ground pool and were left with this huge circle of sand. i don't want to
have to move that sand and replace it, so i have included it in the overall
plan as a piece of the gulf right in my back yard. which means i'll have to
do a pond with a fountain or waterfall nearby to give it a more realistic
feel. and the palm trees, of course. i love palm trees.

and my house. my plans for my house are so exciting i can't wait to get all
the materials together and get started. i have been inspired by some trompe
l'oeil paintings i came across, and i decided that that's what i want to do
with myself. web design's okay, but i like it best when i'm doing it for me.
i want to paint. always have. always found excuses why i couldn't. but i can
do this. and when my house is finished, and people drive by and see what
i've done, maybe i'll get to do other houses, and the rest will be history.
<g>

aj


Audacious Faith

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Apr 19, 2003, 9:15:10 PM4/19/03
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"Towse" <se...@towse.com> wrote in message
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what i loved most about your area of the world is the variety of colors that
hit the eye from all the flowering plants that can grow there. walking down
neighborhood streets was a joy. here, brown and gray are the norm until the
rains come, and then everything is green, with just an occasional purple or
red or orange. i say this in general. there are people who know how to make
things grow well here. i'm not one of them, yet. and neither are many of my
neighbors.

aj


Donna deMedicis

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Apr 19, 2003, 9:29:47 PM4/19/03
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Audacious Faith wrote:ey're dumb.

> >
>
> the night before last i sat down and planned out how i'm going to landscape
> my yard.

I need to do that. However, it's an acre and it seems so daunting. I need a
phase 1, and a phase 2, and so on to phase 93bb.

> i bought a book that tells me what plants grow best here that are
> easy to take care of. that's essential. i am a known plant murderer. but
> i've improved, because somehow, though some die, i manage to get enough
> clippings to start over, and i'm actually starting to have more plants than
> i started with. so there's hope. and now i'm going to put it to the test.

Try herbs. Most of them are really weeds. Basil, you can't kill basil. All
of the mints are a piece of cake, but watch out -- they're invasive, and I'm
pretty sure they could come into your house and strangle you while you sleep.

Tomorrow we're going to plant the cat nip for Baby and George the Sluggard.

I like messy plants. Plants spilling out of planters. Plants that you cut
back and toss the cuttings in the side of the yard, and they just plant
themselves.

>
>

<snip cool stuff>

It sounds wonderful.

Donna

Alex Jay Berman

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Apr 19, 2003, 11:38:00 PM4/19/03
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On Sat, 19 Apr 2003 20:28:58 -0400, Donna deMedicis
<adl...@mindspring.com> wrote:

>Rob wrote:
>
>> Will you? Please?
>>
>> That's all.
>>
>> Rob
>
>I did.
>
>And I planted Ageratum ("Hawaii Blue") and Salvia ("Salsa Mix" - deep
>purple) and Petunias ("Pink Madness") and Begonias ("Victory White"
>-- I swear), and Vinca ("Heat Wave Peppermint") and Verbena (No cutsey
>color listed, but they're blue),
>
>And sage and rosemary and thyme
>
>I took the weenie way out, though, and used planters rather than flower
>beds, which would have involved tilling the soil to a depth of one foot,
>and and going down to my Mama's and getting manure. (My parents have
>cows; they are not full of shit.)
>
>And I also slothfully used the Miracle Grow potting soil. Durn fine
>potting soil, though.
>
>When I get paid on the first, I'm going to buy a composter.
>
>Gawd, I love garden centers. Plant nurseries. Especially now, when
>they're selling their annuals.
>
>I need / want

<$$$>


>That's a life. A fine life, and a damned fine day.
>
>Donna
>
>And an absolutely precious little stone garden bench. I do not,
>however, want a gazing ball. They're dumb.

Dunno; gazing balls are okay. But if I lived in a house and not an
apartment, I'd put in a fountain--the kind with the spinning marble
ball on top.
And a grape arbor. And a full field of tubers of all kinds.

But I've only done a little with the garden--trimmed back the rosemary
and thyme, left the Mutant Chives, dill, and the sage to their own
devices, put in cayenne and oregano, ripped out a lotta dead tree
root, and laid down grass seed and sheets atop that. Put out the bay
leaf tree, too.
(I've a sneaking feeling the grass won't come in, so my Plan B is to
make a mini rock garden of some sort. If I can find some cheap crystal
or stone guitars, that's a must.)

Next week, the jalapeno and kale seedlings should be ready to go in,
with the strawberries probably ready the week after, and I'll repot
the lemon balm so I can put it in a hanging basket. The basil and
cilantro seeds have germinated--though slower than I'd have liked.
Still, that's better than my seedpots of habanero, tarragon, and
tomatillo, which I've had to restart.
Though it's growing great guns, I don't know if I want to plant the
licorice outside--I'm just not sure I can keep the soil wet enough for
its liking.

And, as per every year, a sunflower's going in front.

(And I'm making an area lamp out of an old broken-down toaster oven,
but that's not really a garden thing.)

Alex Jay Berman

Donna deMedicis

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Apr 20, 2003, 7:10:07 AM4/20/03
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Alex Jay Berman wrote:

>
> Dunno; gazing balls are okay. But if I lived in a house and not an
> apartment, I'd put in a fountain--the kind with the spinning marble
> ball on top.

Oh yeah. A fountain. Definitely a fountain.

But before that, a small gold fish pond.

>
> And a grape arbor. And a full field of tubers of all kinds.

The tubor flowers don't do that well around here. The heat. But god,
they're beautiful.

>
>
> But I've only done a little with the garden--trimmed back the rosemary
> and thyme, left the Mutant Chives, dill, and the sage to their own
> devices, put in cayenne and oregano, ripped out a lotta dead tree
> root, and laid down grass seed and sheets atop that. Put out the bay
> leaf tree, too.

You can grow your own bay leaves. That's astounding. If I could grow my
own bay leaves, I could save $5.00 every six years.

>
> (I've a sneaking feeling the grass won't come in, so my Plan B is to
> make a mini rock garden of some sort. If I can find some cheap crystal
> or stone guitars, that's a must.)

Oh yes. No garden is not complete without a crystal or stone guitar. (?)

>
>
> Next week, the jalapeno and kale seedlings should be ready to go in,
> with the strawberries probably ready the week after, and I'll repot
> the lemon balm so I can put it in a hanging basket. The basil and
> cilantro seeds have germinated--though slower than I'd have liked.
> Still, that's better than my seedpots of habanero, tarragon, and
> tomatillo, which I've had to restart.

I currently don't have a porch. The porch is Phase 2, and I had this
brilliant idea that I would take my brand new Black and Decker Drill and
drill holes in my oak trees and hang planters from the trees, but the bright
people who surround me these days told me very gently to put the drill down
that I'd kill my trees.

I just have this amazing urge to drill.

>
> Though it's growing great guns, I don't know if I want to plant the
> licorice outside--I'm just not sure I can keep the soil wet enough for
> its liking.
>

Licorice = anise?


>
> And, as per every year, a sunflower's going in front.
>

I wonder if it's too late to plant some sun flowers. And morning glories.


>
> (And I'm making an area lamp out of an old broken-down toaster oven,
> but that's not really a garden thing.)
>

I'm sure it would be stunning in a garden.

I have access to an old wooden row boat, and I'm thinking of hauling it to
the side of my house, filling it with good soil, calling it a raised bed,
and growing tomatos and basil in it.

And marigolds. The clear yellow big pom pom kind.


>
> Alex Jay Berman

Donna Greene deMedicis

Rob

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Apr 20, 2003, 2:53:29 PM4/20/03
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"Audacious Faith" <amj...@netzero.net> wrote in message
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>
> you first.
>
>

How faithfully audacious you are.

Rob


Neil Martin

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Apr 20, 2003, 3:27:49 PM4/20/03
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You must be struggling for brains in here, mate!

Wildepad

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Apr 20, 2003, 5:09:10 PM4/20/03
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On Sun, 20 Apr 2003 03:38:00 GMT, qam3...@sneakemail.com (Alex Jay
Berman) wrote:
>(I've a sneaking feeling the grass won't come in, so my Plan B is to
>make a mini rock garden of some sort. If I can find some cheap crystal
>or stone guitars, that's a must.)

I don't know if it would work for your application, but I know someone
who wanted musical accents in the garden -- they acquired some of the
styrofoam packing from guitars, horns, etc. and filled them with
concrete, using the pre-mixed bagged stuff. From ten feet away, they
look great.

Alex Jay Berman

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Apr 20, 2003, 8:23:01 PM4/20/03
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On Sun, 20 Apr 2003 07:10:07 -0400, Donna deMedicis
<adl...@mindspring.com> wrote:

>Alex Jay Berman wrote:

>> Dunno; gazing balls are okay. But if I lived in a house and not an
>> apartment, I'd put in a fountain--the kind with the spinning marble
>> ball on top.
>
>Oh yeah. A fountain. Definitely a fountain.
>
>But before that, a small gold fish pond.

Nah. There are feral cats living 'round these parts.

>> And a grape arbor. And a full field of tubers of all kinds.
>
>The tubor flowers don't do that well around here. The heat. But god,
>they're beautiful.

Beauty I don't need, though it's a nice side-effect--I only plant
things I can eat.

>> <...> Put out the bay leaf tree, too.


>
>You can grow your own bay leaves. That's astounding. If I could grow my
>own bay leaves, I could save $5.00 every six years.

Yeah, but the thing can grow to over six feet in the big pot. Figure I
got it at two or three inches tall, and two weeks later, it's half a
foot tall, so it's on the way.
(A friend of mine says she hopes it grows to HUGE dimensions--she's
been wanting to try to make a bay leaf wreath for a while.)

Also, it's an evergreen, so I can just leave it out.

>> (I've a sneaking feeling the grass won't come in, so my Plan B is to
>> make a mini rock garden of some sort. If I can find some cheap crystal
>> or stone guitars, that's a must.)
>
>Oh yes. No garden is not complete without a crystal or stone guitar. (?)

Well, for the rock garden I have in mind, it would make a nice
centerpiece.

<...>


>I currently don't have a porch. The porch is Phase 2, and I had this
>brilliant idea that I would take my brand new Black and Decker Drill and
>drill holes in my oak trees and hang planters from the trees, but the bright
>people who surround me these days told me very gently to put the drill down
>that I'd kill my trees.

If I had a porch, I'd have made my own EarthBoxes by now, and would
never have to hit the produce market.

>I just have this amazing urge to drill.

(Stan gets to take that one.)


>> Though it's growing great guns, I don't know if I want to plant the
>> licorice outside--I'm just not sure I can keep the soil wet enough for
>> its liking.
>>
>Licorice = anise?

Nah--Japanese Sweet Flag (acorus gramineus). VERY licorice-flavored;
good in stir-fry cooking.

>> And, as per every year, a sunflower's going in front.
>>
>
>I wonder if it's too late to plant some sun flowers. And morning glories.

No; sunflowers come into their own (up here in Philly at least) in the
late summer.

>> (And I'm making an area lamp out of an old broken-down toaster oven,
>> but that's not really a garden thing.)
>>
>I'm sure it would be stunning in a garden.

Nah--I want it as a kitchen mind-fuck, and as practice for building
other things.

>I have access to an old wooden row boat, and I'm thinking of hauling it to
>the side of my house, filling it with good soil, calling it a raised bed,
>and growing tomatos and basil in it.
>
>And marigolds. The clear yellow big pom pom kind.

You can eat marigolds, right?

(And hey--anyone know of some good ways to use lemon balm? Mine is
growing like crazy.)

Alex Jay Berman

Robert McClelland

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Apr 20, 2003, 8:45:12 PM4/20/03
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Yup. The pickins are pretty slim here.


Wendy Chatley Green

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Apr 20, 2003, 10:50:16 PM4/20/03
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For some inexplicable reasons, Donna deMedicis <adl...@mindspring.com>
wrote:

:And an absolutely precious little stone garden bench. I do not,


:however, want a gazing ball. They're dumb.

You want 'dumb', try bowling balls (painted and unpainted)
used in the same way as gazing balls. I spotted several in the RV
park in which we lived before buying a house and there is another
across the street.

They're the right size, but they don't reflect anything at
all.

--
Wendy Chatley Green
wcg...@cris.com

Alex Jay Berman

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Apr 20, 2003, 11:04:37 PM4/20/03
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On Sun, 20 Apr 2003 16:09:10 -0500, Wildepad <alma...@mcmsys.com>
wrote:

Ooh ...

THANK you! There's an idea I'll try!

Alex Jay Berman

Wildepad

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Apr 21, 2003, 12:01:24 AM4/21/03
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On Mon, 21 Apr 2003 03:04:37 GMT, qam3...@sneakemail.com (Alex Jay
Berman) wrote:

>On Sun, 20 Apr 2003 16:09:10 -0500, Wildepad <alma...@mcmsys.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 20 Apr 2003 03:38:00 GMT, qam3...@sneakemail.com (Alex Jay
>>Berman) wrote:
>>>(I've a sneaking feeling the grass won't come in, so my Plan B is to
>>>make a mini rock garden of some sort. If I can find some cheap crystal
>>>or stone guitars, that's a must.)
>>
>>I don't know if it would work for your application, but I know someone
>>who wanted musical accents in the garden -- they acquired some of the
>>styrofoam packing from guitars, horns, etc. and filled them with
>>concrete, using the pre-mixed bagged stuff. From ten feet away, they
>>look great.
>
>Ooh ...
>
>THANK you! There's an idea I'll try!
>

If you're really interested, you can try making them out of hypertufa
instead -- it's not really that much more work and they're a lot
lighter.

In case you don't know what hypertufa is (most people don't):
<http://forums.gardenweb.com/forums/load/alpines/msg0810035729013.html>


Hound of Cullen

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Apr 21, 2003, 11:03:32 AM4/21/03
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qam3...@sneakemail.com (Alex Jay Berman) wrote in <3ea21259.12865731
@News.CIS.DFN.DE>:

[snip]


> And a full field of tubers of all kinds.

Speaking of a full field of tubers of all kinds... Once again, the day
lillies are popping up all over the yard. And I mean *all* over. I probably
have 1/4 acre of day lillies, and that's after digging up an enormous amount
last year.

Anyone wants day lillies, just stop by my yard with a back hoe and dump
truck. Take all you need.

Hound

Bill Funke

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Apr 21, 2003, 11:41:25 AM4/21/03
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Donna deMedicis <adl...@mindspring.com> in misc.writing wrote:
>
>Alex Jay Berman wrote:
>
>>
>> Dunno; gazing balls are okay. But if I lived in a house and not an
>> apartment, I'd put in a fountain--the kind with the spinning marble
>> ball on top.
>
>Oh yeah. A fountain. Definitely a fountain.
>
>But before that, a small gold fish pond.

In the back yard of the ancestral home, we had a small pond with a
waterfall built in. And a gnome with a fishing pole.

Nobody bothered to put fish in it, though.

I had plans to build a similar one at my house, but ended up moving
before I got it done. I had a 50 gallon fish tank, though.

One guy I know, who has a hundred or so million more than I do, has
the ultimate fishpond/fishtank. He has a huge glass wall in one of
his basements and a rather complete salt water aquarium dug out behind
it. One of Deck's old neighbors in Palm City owns a company that does
this sort of thing for other people who have many more millions than I
do.

That's one reason it would be nice to have a few millions more.

<...>


>
>I currently don't have a porch. The porch is Phase 2, and I had this
>brilliant idea that I would take my brand new Black and Decker Drill and
>drill holes in my oak trees and hang planters from the trees, but the bright
>people who surround me these days told me very gently to put the drill down
>that I'd kill my trees.

Drilling holes in your trees won't kill them. They probably won't
even notice it any more than they notice the woodpeckers drilling in
them.

There are some spikes, I think it's ones with copper in them but I'm
not sure, that some people use to try to kill trees. I have no idea
if this actually works, but I have pounded hundreds of iron nails and
screwed an equal number of steel screws and bolts into trees with no
visible adverse effect.

Drill the holes secretly when your nosy neighbors aren't looking and
tell them that elves hung the hammocks, birdhouses, birdfeeders, and
planters during the night.

You really must have at least one hammock. God gave us trees so that
we can hang hammocks off of them. Birds dropping little goodies on
you while you're reading is the only downside of hammocks.

(Don't sleep with your mouth open)


Kathie Meyer

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Apr 21, 2003, 6:58:27 PM4/21/03
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"Audacious Faith" <amj...@netzero.net> wrote in message news:<b7srur$46523$1...@ID-39564.news.dfncis.de>...

> and my house. my plans for my house are so exciting i can't wait to get all
> the materials together and get started.

The second story on my house is almost framed and then it's on to the
roof. I know of the excitement of which you speak. :)

klm

Scott OQ Elyard

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> Neil Martin <neil...@btinternet.com> wrote in message

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> > You must be struggling for brains in here, mate!
>
>
> Yup. The pickins are pretty slim here.

'Cause I distributed my anti-zombie device (AZD TM, (C), (R), Pat.
Pend.) to everyone but you and Neil.

----
Scott Elyard
That's why you don't get any.
www.archosaur.org

Wildepad

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Apr 21, 2003, 11:05:17 PM4/21/03
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On 21 Apr 2003 15:03:32 GMT, s2szal...@sneakemail.com (Hound of
Cullen) wrote:

You do know that you can eat them, don't you?

The shoots can be eaten raw, or cooked like asparagus (without some of
the unpleasant results).

The petals are wonderful in salads and you can saute them.

Once you start treating your field as a food source, and want it to
prosper, they'll all die off.

Wildepad

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Apr 21, 2003, 11:03:22 PM4/21/03
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On Mon, 21 Apr 2003 15:41:25 GMT, wf...@mindspring.com (Bill Funke)
wrote:

>There are some spikes, I think it's ones with copper in them but I'm
>not sure, that some people use to try to kill trees. I have no idea
>if this actually works, but I have pounded hundreds of iron nails and
>screwed an equal number of steel screws and bolts into trees with no
>visible adverse effect.
>

Copper does kill them, but it has to be in a dosage suitable for the
tree.

Hound of Cullen

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Apr 22, 2003, 10:15:53 AM4/22/03
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Wildepad <alma...@mcmsys.com> wrote in
<88c9av0vc3djuouts...@4ax.com>:

>On 21 Apr 2003 15:03:32 GMT, s2szal...@sneakemail.com (Hound of
>Cullen) wrote:
>
>> qam3...@sneakemail.com (Alex Jay Berman) wrote in <3ea21259.12865731
>> @News.CIS.DFN.DE>:
>>
>> [snip]
>>> And a full field of tubers of all kinds.
>>
>> Speaking of a full field of tubers of all kinds... Once again, the day
>> lillies are popping up all over the yard. And I mean *all* over. I
>> probably have 1/4 acre of day lillies, and that's after digging up an
>> enormous amount last year.
>>
>> Anyone wants day lillies, just stop by my yard with a back hoe and
>> dump truck. Take all you need.
>
>You do know that you can eat them, don't you?
>
>The shoots can be eaten raw, or cooked like asparagus (without some of
>the unpleasant results).

Those unpleasant results can be useful. If I worked for a company that did
random drug testing, I'd make asparagus a regular part of my diet. No reason
the techs should enjoy their jobs if they want my pee.

>The petals are wonderful in salads and you can saute them.

I knew about the flowers, but not the shoots. Thanks.

The Rhubarb is coming up now, too. Looks like there'll be strawberry rhubarb
pie in about two weeks (and rhubarb chutney around the same time).

Houdn

Sylvia

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Apr 22, 2003, 12:39:32 AM4/22/03
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Mr. Hound of Cullen wrote:

<...>


> Anyone wants day lillies, just stop by my yard with a back hoe and dump
> truck. Take all you need.

2003 Day Lilly Extravaganza Wrevel at Hound's!

==
Sylvia (I just happen to have special on Back Hoe & Dump Truck rentals)

Sylvia

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Apr 22, 2003, 12:53:37 AM4/22/03
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Wildepad wrote:

> (Bill Funke) wrote:
>
> >There are some spikes, I think it's ones with copper in them but I'm
> >not sure, that some people use to try to kill trees. I have no idea
> >if this actually works, but I have pounded hundreds of iron nails and
> >screwed an equal number of steel screws and bolts into trees with no
> >visible adverse effect.
> >
> Copper does kill them, but it has to be in a dosage suitable for the
> tree.

Try a silver bullet.

==
Sylvia (or is it wolf's bane?)

@bellsouth.net doyle

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Apr 22, 2003, 9:29:00 PM4/22/03
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"Sylvia" <Syl...@SylviaSock.net> wrote in message
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Once I get the Bronco back, if I EVER get the Bronco back, so that I can get
ALL THE STUFF you said would destroy fireants totally and permanently . . .

. . . even before that, Da Guys is talking about friends of theirs bringing
in back hoes and bobcats and yards of dirt to build up this here and that
there, so we don't drown no more.

The last time they all got together, one of the front loaders crashed
through the top of the NEW septic tank and into it. Then they took turns
going into REVERSE, trying to get the damned thing out.

Talk about one helluva shitty weekend. It was everywhere.

--
Donna
http://www.tocquevillian.com
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Sylvia

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Apr 23, 2003, 11:40:32 AM4/23/03
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Miz doyle wrote:

> "Sylvia" wrote:
> > Mr. Hound of Cullen wrote:
> >
> > <...>
> > > Anyone wants day lillies, just stop by my yard with a back hoe and dump
> > > truck. Take all you need.
> >
> > 2003 Day Lilly Extravaganza Wrevel at Hound's!
> >
> > ==
> > Sylvia (I just happen to have special on Back Hoe & Dump Truck rentals)
>
> Once I get the Bronco back, if I EVER get the Bronco back, so that I can get
> ALL THE STUFF you said would destroy fireants totally and permanently . . .

Good, 'cause I just happen to have a special on Sidewinder missles.

> . . . even before that, Da Guys is talking about friends of theirs bringing
> in back hoes and bobcats

<...>

<grumble> Oh, sure, ruin mah bizness.

> The last time they all got together, one of the front loaders crashed
> through the top of the NEW septic tank and into it. Then they took turns
> going into REVERSE, trying to get the damned thing out.

<...>

See what happens when ya don't rent from me?

==
Sylvia
MW Alphabet Emporium & Car Wash & Heavy Equipment Rental

"We don't rent pigs."

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