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john.ku...@sympatico.ca

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Nov 29, 2009, 9:25:03 AM11/29/09
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I, for one, will not go skiing there.

No more Swiss cheese in my house. Fake Rolexes are a better value.
Belgian chocolate is better. Chineese knock off swiss knives are
better value.

I am going to compel my Bernese mountain dogs to take a patriotism
oath. Their Swiss flag is coming off the wall today.

Melanie Sands

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Nov 29, 2009, 11:12:59 AM11/29/09
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On 29 Nov., 15:25, "Koolchi...@smurfsareus.xxx"

Yawn yawn yawn.

Melanie

john.ku...@sympatico.ca

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Nov 29, 2009, 11:26:52 AM11/29/09
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"Yawn yawn yawn"
Sound of Proud Brit thinking?

Mark

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Nov 29, 2009, 1:33:33 PM11/29/09
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On Nov 29, 11:12 am, Melanie Sands <Melanie_Sa...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On 29 Nov., 15:25, "Koolchi...@smurfsareus.xxx"
>
> <john.kulczy...@sympatico.ca> wrote:
> > I, for one, will not go skiing there.

And, you being old and fat has nothing to
do with that decision either, does it?

> > No more Swiss cheese in my house.

As if you ever had the real thing,
Mr. Kit Kat bar.

> Fake Rolexes are a better value.

Yes, if you're trying to achieve fakeness.

> > Belgian chocolate is better.

It's a matter of taste...and you don't
see to have any.

>Chineese knock off swiss knives are
> > better value.

Yes, if you like shit that breaks.

> > I am going to compel my Bernese mountain dogs to take a patriotism
> > oath.

How 'bout a celibacy oath for those dogs?
How long can you go without rover weenie?

>Their Swiss flag is coming off the wall today.

Then how will you hide that stain?

Islam will be extinguished, due to
their retardation.

---
Mark
G.E., we bring good things to life

john.ku...@sympatico.ca

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Nov 29, 2009, 2:25:15 PM11/29/09
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On Nov 29, 1:33 pm, Mark <blueriver...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Nov 29, 11:12 am, Melanie Sands <Melanie_Sa...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On 29 Nov., 15:25, "Koolchi...@smurfsareus.xxx"
>
> > <john.kulczy...@sympatico.ca> wrote:
> > > I, for one, will not go skiing there.
>
> And, you being old and fat has nothing to
> do with that decision either, does it?

Naw, Austria is better skiing and it costs way less.


>
> > > No more Swiss cheese in my house.
>
> As if you ever had the real thing,

When I was in there about 5 years ago. You?


> Mr. Kit Kat bar.
>
> > Fake Rolexes are a better value.
>
> Yes, if you're trying to achieve fakeness.

Just need a watch.


>
> > > Belgian chocolate is better.
>
> It's a matter of taste...and you don't
> see to have any.

I "see" good taste everywhere.

>
> >Chineese knock off swiss knives are
> > > better value.
>
> Yes, if you like shit that breaks.

If you haven't broken a real Swiss Army knife, you'r not really an
extreem camper.


>
> > > I am going to compel my Bernese mountain dogs to take a patriotism
> > > oath.
>
> How 'bout a celibacy oath for those dogs?

They don't proport to be Christians.

> How long can you go without rover weenie?

?????


>
> >Their Swiss flag is coming off the wall today.
>
> Then how will you hide that stain?

I'll put your picture over it and use darts.

Bill Penrose

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Nov 30, 2009, 7:50:38 PM11/30/09
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On Nov 29, 7:25 am, "Koolchi...@smurfsareus.xxx"

<john.kulczy...@sympatico.ca> wrote:
> I, for one, will not go skiing there.

I burned my cuckoo clock.

DB

Mark

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Nov 30, 2009, 8:23:46 PM11/30/09
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Yeah, but that's because you reversed
polarity with your batteries.

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Mark

john.ku...@sympatico.ca

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Nov 30, 2009, 9:37:48 PM11/30/09
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Real cuckcoo clocks don't have batteries.

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