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Will In New Haven

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Dec 24, 2009, 1:12:13 PM12/24/09
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On Fri, 4 Dec 2009 11:40:44 -0500, Jeffrey Bloss wrote:

> On Thu, 3 Dec 2009 09:40:02 -0800 (PST), Mark(ie) wrote:
>
>> Still "LOL"ing like a psychotic assclown?
>>
>> Ok "loser on line", read this...
>
>> http://tinyurl.com/yhjqja6
>
> OMG, Markie, you're nothing more than a common, weetle, troll who whines
> to Google when he gets his ass handed to him.
>
> They're your blitherings partner, which means the onus is on you to
> explain and produce your ACME School of Psychology And Needlepoint
> degree to prop up your piss poor judgment calls.
>
> *SMACK*
>
> <chortle>

sad day

Dr. HotSalt

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Dec 24, 2009, 1:26:07 PM12/24/09
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On Dec 24, 10:12 am, Will In New Haven

Indeed, it's like the 1980's all over again. BOOOOOO-RIIIING.

Will this guy never come up with something amusing?


Dr. HotSalt

Dan Camper

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Dec 24, 2009, 1:49:48 PM12/24/09
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You mean like ramming a microtube up your dickhole to take pictures of
your inner sanctums, posting it, then having your post nearly completely
ignored because you're such a stoopid twat for doing such a goddmaned
inane thing?

*HUGE LAFFTER*
--
http://tr.im/1f9p

RC_Moonpie

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Dec 24, 2009, 1:50:37 PM12/24/09
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heh

you shit us.

Dan Camper

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Dec 24, 2009, 2:04:58 PM12/24/09
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RC_Moonpie

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Dec 24, 2009, 2:09:09 PM12/24/09
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*BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F48eTMgqF2w

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Mark

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Dec 24, 2009, 4:22:50 PM12/24/09
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On Dec 24, 1:26 pm, "Dr. HotSalt" <alien8...@gmail.com> wrote:

>   Indeed, it's like the 1980's all over again. BOOOOOO-RIIIING.
>
>   Will this guy never come up with something amusing?
>
>   Dr. HotSalt

He fancies himself as being original when he agrees with
himself under different identities. Meanwhile, his only
attempt at being one person resulted in his inability to
resist pathological lying. Now he cannot explain
what happened to his make-believe Piper airplane which
he swore was "just outside".

He calls himself Jeffrey Bloss. We call him Blossom
because he's a blooming...

---
Mark

Ef. Jay. Camper

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Dec 24, 2009, 4:43:43 PM12/24/09
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Oh Mark(ie), SAY IT AIN'T SO, it *was* you trolling as Tiger Woulds on
rec.aviation.piloting!!!!

*HUMONGOUS LAUGHTER*

Fact.

Gezellig

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Dec 24, 2009, 4:45:06 PM12/24/09
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Ah yes, our resident egomaniac caught trolling

*AGAIN*

*Troll/Forger* - Admitted ~rec.aviation.piloting

http://tinyurl.com/yhjqja6

Mark

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Dec 24, 2009, 4:47:32 PM12/24/09
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> Fact.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

He fancies himself as being original when he agrees with
himself under different identities. Meanwhile, his only
attempt at being one person resulted in his inability to
resist pathological lying. Now he cannot explain
what happened to his make-believe Piper airplane which
he swore was "just outside".

He calls himself Jeffrey Bloss. We call him Blossom

because he's a blooming... idiot.

Mark

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Dec 24, 2009, 4:47:54 PM12/24/09
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> http://tinyurl.com/yhjqja6- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

He fancies himself as being original when he agrees with


himself under different identities. Meanwhile, his only
attempt at being one person resulted in his inability to
resist pathological lying. Now he cannot explain
what happened to his make-believe Piper airplane which
he swore was "just outside".

He calls himself Jeffrey Bloss. We call him Blossom

because he's a blooming... idiot.


Steve Smith

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Dec 24, 2009, 4:49:52 PM12/24/09
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On Thu, 24 Dec 2009 16:43:43 -0500, Ef. Jay. Camper wrote:

See Mark(ie)? See Mark(ie) whine...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy

<http://groups.google.com/groups/profile?hl=en&show=more&enc_user=pcNaPBYAAADhpg9s74cP6ks5iS08PNfeys9p7FBvuYqcsrUPIQKVkQ&group=google-groups-guide>

or

http://tinyurl.com/ykzju8a
--
Don't flatter yourself, cunt. Your only accomplishment is showing
everybody what stupid vile igno you are, Mom.
OUT!
SSteve

Just Me

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Dec 24, 2009, 4:53:12 PM12/24/09
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<<SNIP>>

What say we see a cease-fire on all this hate-baggery for the duration
of the Holiday?

It just doesn't go down very well with the nutmeg in the egg-nog.

Dig?
--
JM http://whosenose.blogspot.com
http://bobbisoxsnatchers.blogspot.com

Mark Edwards

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Dec 24, 2009, 8:58:09 PM12/24/09
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No cluons were harmed when Just Me wrote:
>What say we see a cease-fire on all this hate-baggery for the duration
>of the Holiday?
>
>It just doesn't go down very well with the illicit drugs or the booze in
> the egg-nog.

IFYPFY.


Mark Edwards
--
Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request

Just Me

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Dec 24, 2009, 9:07:14 PM12/24/09
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Where are the parents? Are they in their Santa hats clashing martinis
whilst this goes on?
--
JM

Gezellig

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Dec 25, 2009, 2:46:44 PM12/25/09
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On Thu, 24 Dec 2009 13:47:32 -0800 (PST), Mark wrote:

> I fancy myself as being original...

You sure a shit do!

Mark(ie) on Mark(ie) Updated 25Dec09:

Retired aka lazy, bored and too stupid to do shit anymore - "I've since
moved on to guitars, turbojets, alternative energy, and Victory
gardens."~sci.physics

*Obese* - "I have my own weight issues...5'3", 375 lbs."
~misc.news.internet.discuss

*Batman-like Security Expert w/ Advanced DogoVideo* - And as to Federal
employees...no one can get within a quarter mile of me without a
warrant. I'm very hard to access and my critter cameras record
everything that happens around here." -misc.writing

*Troll/Forger* - Admitted ~rec.aviation.piloting
http://tinyurl.com/yhjqja6

*Whose Deeply In Love With Himself* - "I hung a new big mirror in the
bathroom the other day. Then I hung another mirror behind me on the
opposite wall. Now I can't stop standing in between and looking down my
infinite replication tunnel". ~misc.writing

*Multi-National Saviour* - "I saved a lot of people of many different
ethnicities." ~misc.writing

*Yet A Crazed Muslim Slaughtering Slobfukker* - Three thousand people
were minding their own business. Women, children, friendly Americans.
Then the WORLD TRADE CENTER towers crashed and slammed to the ground in
a FIRE of MURDER by coward muslims. Now...We're gonna KILL YOU
motherfuckers if it takes 100 years. Because we're AMERICANS. We are
the top dogs of the world. And the muslims are gonna pay one million
times over if we have to kill every fucking one of you. Locked and
loaded, Mark." ~misc.writing

*Who Flounts The Deaths Of Children* - "LOL! That looks like a "before"
picture from the Saddam Hussein playbook. Can you say collateral
damage?" ~misc.writing
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1166/1282100811_95071af095.jpg

*Philosopher* - "Most people live lives of quiet desperation."
~alt.support.depression.manic "There are some things worse than death.
Which is worse, being born, or dying? Both are natural." "I think youth
is a miserable time, except when you look back on it. Then it gets all
sparklie and rosie. "Is eternal life similar to "rollover minutes?"
~alt.atheism,alt.support.depression.manic

*A Deity?* - "I think there is a God. I'm pretty sure I'm not him."
~sci.physics.relativity

*Knows Eternity* - I pretty much agree with your assessment in the
first place about the MAGNITUDE of our final eternity, where ever it is.
Pretty much beyond of the scope of most folk's imagination.
I don't have any questions though. ~sci.physics.relativity

*Leads The Perfect Life* - I worried a HELL of lot more when I was 25
than I do today. In fact, I don't worry at all!" ~alt.quotations

*BiPolar Prozac-Drugged FukkNutzoid* - "Now I find that Prozac makes me
a fairly pleasant individual. I take a measly 600mg lithium however I'm
usually pretty "up", but that's more a state I developed after years of
conditioning. In other words, LOL, misery." "Its really less about how
we got this way, and more about who we're going to become. A spirochete.
Rapidly spreading across the world, causing people to act bipolar. "
~alt.support.depression.manic

*Yet Lies About Medications* - Fortunately I don't have to take
prescription meds. You know, clean livin', non smoker, non drinker."
~misc.writing

*But Capable Of Self-Diagnosis* - "...intensify other psychiatric
syndromes such as post-traumatic stress disorder, dissociative
disorders, borderline personality, and narcissistic personality
disorders. Sound Familiar? *******Mark of the Forest
~alt.support.depression.manic

*And A Mental Health "Expert"* - "If a beehive is agitated, you'll have
a mess on your hands. You're probably gonna get stung, so call in the
professionals. They dress in white and methodically approach the hive.
Then, they blow smoke up the bees ass, which calms them down. Now you
can
handle the situation. This is how mental health works". *******Mark of
the Forest ~alt.support.depression.manic

*Extensive Business Background...Around Pools* - "I've had a long and
extensive career in the lifeguard and swimming pool industry."
~misc.writing

*Yet Claims To Be Uber-Wealthy* - "It's only $500,000 dollars..."
~misc.writing

*Brilliance...In His Own Mind* - "But what makes me a creative genius.."
~misc.writing

*Founder of Art Academy* - "Nor was it when I founded a school of the
arts in my name..." ~misc.writing

*National Politician and Grand Entrepreneur* - "convincing the chairman
of the bank and head of the
Georgia Republican party to fly to Washington, D.C. and within 3 days
bring me a Small Business Admin. check for 350 thousand dollars."
~misc.writing

*Loved By Celebrities* - "Mark Who Was Invited By Elvis To Graceland"
~signature several newsgroups

*Cuntsman* - "Some cute little brunette named Tammy stole her
boyfriend's car and credit cards
and put me up on the 14th floor of the "Yachtsman" for a week in Myrtle
Beach, while spending thousands by day, and smoking the sheets by
night." ~misc.writing

*Zoological Scientific Genius* - You did know that in Junior high school
I memorized the
Latin genus of all the snakes in North America? I was a herpetologist by
age 15...

*Teenaged Painter* - ...the same time I began to sell my cubist
paintings. ~rec.aviation.piloting

*Artist Of Wealth and Genius Extraordinaire* - "You can call yourself a
creative genius when you've done what I've done. My walls are covered
with the first run editions of /intricate valuable artwork/. I have the
originals safely stored away too. All these pieces were commissioned
before they were started, and they represent thousands of dollars in
revenue. They were all done by the same artist. Me. ~misc.writing

*Paranormal Animal Communicator* - "The gruff loud voice cried out,
"Mark! Mark! Mark!" over
and over. My heart nearly stopped with fear as the voice reached the
back of my feet. Spinning around there it was! I'd never seen a
hair-lipped dog before. He barked again,"Mark! Mark!".
~alt.religion.kibology

*One Person Anti-Terrorist Usenet Nutzo* - "Look here boyo...if you or
anyone else puts a muslim
propaganda post here, I'm gonna put 10 posts against it. If you put ten,
I'll put a hundred. If you put a hundred, I'll put a thousand. So tell
your sandnigger friends they're responsible for the ANTI campaign that
follows". ~misc.writing

*Pilot/Estate Plans* - "Im going to buy a plane"..."I'm training to be a
pilot" (2007-to date, no license).."I'm going to buy an estate and put
in a landing strip"...". "While there were some structural mishaps on
several of the Zodiac light sport planes, I gotta say the jury is
still out for me" (the FAA has grounded this plane months
ago).~rec.aviation.piloting

*Master Builder, Homebuilt Plane Expert and DIYerselfer* - "The more I
learn about building airplanes, the less I want to buy something sealed
in fiberglass, or covered in sheet metal 30 yrs. ago. Mark, one who
wired and plumbed his own house. ~rec.aviation.homebuilt

*Audiophilic Scientist For MIT* - "Doesn't work like that and I know
from my work at MIT on the Jupiter speech synthesis engines."
~alt.christnet.theology

*Favourite Foods* - "Grilled rattler with beans, and a big cold glass of
cougar milk. Cactus thorn for a tooth pick." ~misc.writing

*Writer For The Ages* - "Now as I bid you ado for the day, my advice is
to live in
the moment, and find yourself. You might even want to go look for
America. ~alt.quotations

*Google Profile* - "I am a Renaissance Man. I'm still attempting things
people think are impossible. I'm a dichotomy, a soft diamond, a
militaristic saint, and always a very wise fool...with a Giant penis."

Rant By Dopy

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Dec 25, 2009, 3:21:13 PM12/25/09
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On Thu, 24 Dec 2009 13:53:12 -0800 (PST), Just Me wrote:

> What say we.....

...don't crosspost to a zillion newsgroups trolling for attention?
--
Social ecology encompasses the fabric of societal structures,
including peace and human rights, dignity and democracy, employment
and social integration, security and safety." ~ Walter Stahel

Anthony Atkielski

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Dec 25, 2009, 3:21:48 PM12/25/09
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On Fri, 25 Dec 2009 15:21:13 -0500, Rant By Dopy wrote:

> On Thu, 24 Dec 2009 13:53:12 -0800 (PST), Just Me wrote:
>
>> What say we.....
>
> ...don't crosspost to a zillion newsgroups trolling for attention?

heh

yes

Tiger Would

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Dec 25, 2009, 4:03:11 PM12/25/09
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I've taken LSD hundreds of times and walked in an alternate reality yet
always returned to my normal boring self. I've been trying to tie God
and Science together all my life.
--
tiger

Alric Knebel's Rack

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Dec 25, 2009, 4:04:31 PM12/25/09
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Hey hey hey good job "Tiger" *lol*

*Quotes From Mark(ie)'s "Tiger Would" Sock Puppet: - I'm not a
pseudo-anonymous poster. I'm an actual anonymous poster. I'm not "Mark"
even though our Google Accounts are the same." "I know what it is to
draw the attention of educators, and be selected for I.Q. testing and
advanced placement". "History's greatest religious leaders? Only Jesus
stands out. Muhammed was a warlord". "I find most psychiatrists to be
unbalanced, often alcoholics and pathological introverts". "I don't
have a degree in physics, so maybe if I did then this "genius" thing
which I've been assigned might be put to better use on this subject.I
have a gift for looking past the obvious and discussing the abstract".
"I'm 54 years old and am well aware of what schizophrenia is, and it's
various manifestations apart from other psychological abberations".
~sci.philosophy.tech

*"Tiger's" Ultra-Heavy Drug Use* - "I've taken LSD hundreds of times and


walked in an alternate reality yet always returned to my normal boring

self. I've been trying to tie God and Science together all my life". ~
sci.philosophy.tech
--
____________________
Alric Knebel

http://tr.im/1f7z
http://tr.im/1f80

w

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Dec 25, 2009, 4:05:42 PM12/25/09
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On Fri, 25 Dec 2009 16:04:31 -0500, Alric Knebel's Rack wrote:

> "I'm 54 years old and am well aware of what schizophrenia is, and it's
> various manifestations apart from other psychological abberations".

Fukken aye.
--
"Napalm sticks to kids!".
http://tr.im/1f7m

Tiger Would

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Dec 25, 2009, 4:15:11 PM12/25/09
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Don't ask don't tell Jeffrey Blossom!

Now, tell us about your new Piper Seneca.

We're waiting...
--
Mark

Gezellig

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Dec 25, 2009, 4:16:10 PM12/25/09
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*snigger* the slightest fuckup there Tiger-Mark(ie)?

Just Me

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Dec 25, 2009, 5:00:28 PM12/25/09
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On Dec 25, 3:04 pm, Alric Knebel's Rack <testiclesandgon...@gmail.com>
wrote:

> ____________________
> Alric Knebel
>
> http://tr.im/1f7zhttp://tr.im/1f80

Is this the Alric Knebel I know -- or NOT?
--
JM

Nicodemus

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Dec 25, 2009, 5:31:15 PM12/25/09
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Gezellig <noko...@gmail.com> wrote in
news:hh3a2r$7a9$1...@news.eternal-september.org:

Can you 'dance

Alric Knebel's Rack

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Dec 25, 2009, 5:45:06 PM12/25/09
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The one an only from Biloxi...and you?

Lucky

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Jan 1, 2010, 9:28:50 PM1/1/10
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"Mark" <blueri...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:426cbf9a-adbb-402d...@h9g2000yqa.googlegroups.com...


The System worked

http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=ZWI2MGE2YTE4MzM4M2QyMTE5ZWE0OWI0Y2E3OTZiMGU=


Mark

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Jan 2, 2010, 1:59:46 PM1/2/10
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What has this got to do with the Bloss forger?
Don't invade my space. I can be vengeful. Read.

Three thousand people were minding their own business.
Women, children, friendly Americans. Then the WORLD
TRADE CENTER towers crashed and slammed to the
ground in a FIRE of MURDER by coward muslims.
Now...We're gonna KILL YOU motherfuckers if it takes
100 years. Because we're AMERICANS. We are the top
dogs of the world. And the muslims are gonna pay one
million times over if we have to kill every fucking

one of you. *Locked and loaded Mark.*
--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/

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