"Alaska after Hours"
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Excuse me ma'am...
Can I help you?
Yes, my truck broke down about
2 miles down the road, and I was
wondering if I could use your phone
Well son, you may, but there aren't
any garages around for miles and
besides, everything's closed until
in the morning.
Oh no! It's going down below zero
tonight. Looks like I'm in trouble.
Well, I guess you can come in for
the night and sleep in our spare
bedroom, but...you better not
fuck any of my daughters!
Of course not! I'd never!
Alright then, your room's up the
stairs, second door on the right.
Thank you so much Ms.Palin.
<step, step, step>
<sits on bed>
<tap, tap, tap>
Come in.
Hey stranger, want to pet
my "kitty"?
-Dun dun dun duuuun.
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Mark