Riots Averted, Paris Hilton Freed! -- Next Up: Scooter Libby!
$Zero
(The State of American Civil Rights in the 21st Century)
Longing for the days of slavery...
-$Zero...
$Zero
> Riots Averted, Paris Hilton Freed! -- Next Up: Scooter Libby!
one wonders, can they fit an ankle bracelet to someone's mouth and
typing hands?
let alone their soul?
> (The State of American Civil Rights in the 21st Century)
>
> Longing for the days of slavery...
when you could actually feel the whip snap.
oy.
-$Zero...
$Zero
(was: Re: Riots Averted, Paris Hilton Freed! -- Next Up: Scooter
Libby!)
On Jun 7, 1:07?pm, $Zero <z...@whooooooosh.com> wrote:
> On Jun 7, 11:51 am, $Zero <z...@whooooooosh.com> wrote:
>
> > Riots Averted, Paris Hilton Freed! -- Next Up: Scooter Libby!
>
> one wonders, can they fit an ankle bracelet to someone's mouth
> and typing hands?
>
> let alone their soul?
>
> > (The State of American Civil Rights in the 21st Century)
>
> > Longing for the days of slavery...
>
> when you could actually feel the whip snap.
>
> oy.
Paris Hilton Rejailed -- Sends a Message
Message: Nobody is above the law.
Translation: (When everybody's looking)
duh.
Bonus Doublespeak: Justice is supposed to be blind!
Question: Who were they really trying to make an example of when they
originally sentenced Paris Hilton to more than a few days for her
minor offense?
Bonus Question: Who really is "above the law" in the USA?
-$Zero...
Kurt Ullman
$Zero <ze...@whooooooosh.com> wrote:
>
> Paris Hilton Rejailed -- Sends a Message
>
> Message: Nobody is above the law.
>
> Translation: (When everybody's looking)
You gotta remember this California justice which is a world unto
itself and more importantly LA justice which resides in a different
dimension altogether. Think OJ. Think Robert Blake, etc. etc etc.
BTW: I can now confirm that she was indeed let out of jail for
medical reasons. The jail staff was sick of her...
Stan (the Man)
I loved Letterman's comment. He said they're already making a move about
her: The Birdbrain of Alcatraz
--
Stan
Me
It's also very common in many local jails. Our's are full to the max.
It's not at all uncommon for misdemeanor convicted criminals to report
and be told, "Go away, kid. We got no room."
Donna
Stan (the Man)
Down there in Stumpjump, a misdemeanor consists of not wearing a clean
bowling shirt to a wedding or shooting your hound dog for anything less
than hard-mouthing a possum, right?
--
Stan
Kurt Ullman
Me <"Me, I said, Not you "@somethinghere.com> wrote:
> It's also very common in many local jails. Our's are full to the max.
> It's not at all uncommon for misdemeanor convicted criminals to report
> and be told, "Go away, kid. We got no room."
>
> Donna
That was my first assumption, since that happens a lot in Indy and
also because there was a report somewhere along the way that said she
might serve the entire time specifically because of that condition.
However, that did not happen, the sheriff said specifically medical
reasons. Probably because crowding would have been easy enough to show.
Me
I have discussed this with My Good Buddy the Magistrate. In a small
town, it is very smart to make the Magistrate Your Good Buddy. I have
been told that, should I kill someone, I'd be allowed to sign a property
bond and won't have to spend one day in jail until I went to trial and
was sentenced. He said after I was sentenced, I was on my own, and
should not call him.
MGB Da Judge says Our Girl Pars is not being required to spend more time
than your average lady on the street who DUI's and then drives twice
with a suspended license. He says he's got women coming out of his ears
who are currently freaking out. He says that their menstrual periods
synchronize and they're all PMSing at the same time and if he let out
every woman who was continually weeping, he'd have an empty jail, which
he says would be rather peaceful.
I know people in high places. I can tell you the untold story.
Donna
Me
BLUBBERING BRAT'S STAR POWER USELESS
Me
> At time like this, you should RUN to the nypost.com:
>
> BLUBBERING BRAT'S STAR POWER USELESS
"For the first time in human history in the state of California - where
Michael Jackson and O.J. Simpson run free, and Britney Spears is
permitted to breed - a useless celebutard was told a simple, and
completely unfamiliar, word: "No."
Somebody contact this Andrea Peyser chick with the NY Post. She would
be a good and valued member of this newsgroup.
Donna
Stan (the Man)
"Celebutard!" I love it! How about "career militard?" Or, "Pretentious
idiotard"? Nah. Neither come up to "celebutard." That's perfect.
--
Stan
Me
So . . . she's in your area. Go visit this Andrea Peyser. Bring her to
the newsgroup. Make her fight with fundoc.
Go ahead. Do it.
Stan (the Man)
I actually emailed her once to compliment one of her columns.
--
Stan
Me
>>
>> Go ahead. Do it.
>
> I actually emailed her once to compliment one of her columns.
>
> --
> Stan
Fun when they reply. A law professor in Durham, NC wrote an opinion
piece about the lacrosse case, and we exchanged several e-mails.
I wrote a sportswriter from the AJC a fan letter. He read my old
columns and wrote me one back.
Coolness abounded.
Donna
Ejucaided Redneck
>
> Kurt Ullman wrote:
> > In article <1181333373.8...@p77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>,
> > $Zero <ze...@whooooooosh.com> wrote:
> >
> >> Paris Hilton Rejailed -- Sends a Message
> >>
> >> Message: Nobody is above the law.
> >>
> >> Translation: (When everybody's looking)
> > You gotta remember this California justice which is a world unto
> > itself and more importantly LA justice which resides in a different
> > dimension altogether. Think OJ. Think Robert Blake, etc. etc etc.
> >
> > BTW: I can now confirm that she was indeed let out of jail for
> > medical reasons. The jail staff was sick of her...
>
> I have discussed this with My Good Buddy the Magistrate. In a small
> town, it is very smart to make the Magistrate Your Good Buddy.
And some urbanites wonder why we live where we do, rather than in a
concrete anthill with a Starbucks vending burnt coffee on every other
corner.
> I know people in high places. I can tell you the untold story.
It's always intersting when you do.
--
"The rooster crows, but the hen
lays the egg." -- my late great
aunt Ethel, a matriarch comfortable
with her place in the world.
--
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Now available: "Nobody Knows, Nobody Sees"
Herald-Leader Column: http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentucky/14945607.htm
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Milt
> Me wrote:
>
> > Kurt Ullman wrote:
> > > $Zero <z...@whooooooosh.com> wrote:
>
> > >> Paris Hilton Rejailed -- Sends a Message
>
> > >> Message: Nobody is above the law.
>
> > >> Translation: (When everybody's looking)
> > > You gotta remember this California justice which is a world unto
> > > itself and more importantly LA justice which resides in a different
> > > dimension altogether. Think OJ. Think Robert Blake, etc. etc etc.
>
> > > BTW: I can now confirm that she was indeed let out of jail for
> > > medical reasons. The jail staff was sick of her...
>
> > I have discussed this with My Good Buddy the Magistrate. In a small
> > town, it is very smart to make the Magistrate Your Good Buddy.
>
> And some urbanites wonder why we live where we do, rather than in a
> concrete anthill with a Starbucks vending burnt coffee on every other
> corner.
>
> > I know people in high places. I can tell you the untold story.
>
> It's always intersting when you do.
>
> --
> "The rooster crows, but the hen
> lays the egg." -- my late great
> aunt Ethel, a matriarch comfortable
> with her place in the world.
> Now available: "Nobody Knows, Nobody Sees"
> Herald-Leader Column:http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentucky/14945607.htm
>
> - Show quoted text -
what it is all about is: don't f--k with the judge. when a judge
hands down a sentence, nobody can simply override it. a higher court
can overrule it, but that is another judge. i spent my career working
with people who got themselves into legal difficulties with drugs and
alcohol and I negotiated with judges and got many of their sentences
altered to fit their needs but it was by and with the consent and
approval of the judge, not around him or her.
if i were the judge, i would have sentenced paris hilton for bad taste
as well as bad driving habits.
paris hilton thought she was above the law and used a doctor to try to
override a judge. it started with her and her family making a call to
a doctor feelgood who probably has been handing her everything from
oxycontin to testosterone (in its original package), not with the poor
sheriff of nottingham. he got bamboozled by a doctor's note.
everybody knows, a doctor's note works in school ... but not in court.
that whole gang of post-teen drunks needs a lesson in reality. one of
them is going to cause a fatal accident one of these days. they used
to kill only themselves with their high living (james dean, janis
joplin, kurt cobain). now they don't care if they take a few of the
regular bozos with them. i frankly don't care either except if one of
the bozos happened to be me or one of my family or friends.
lollipops and unicorns
Josh Hill
<srkidL...@verizon.netINVALID> wrote:
>"Celebutard!" I love it! How about "career militard?" Or, "Pretentious
>idiotard"? Nah. Neither come up to "celebutard."
Of course they don't, Stan. When have you ever demonstrated wit?
--
Josh
"Never, never, never believe any war will be smooth
and easy, or that anyone who embarks on the strange
voyage can measure the tides and hurricanes he will
encounter. The statesman who yields to war fever must
realize that once the signal is given, he is no longer
the master of policy but the slave of unforeseeable
and uncontrollable events." - Winston Churchill
Stan (the Man)
> On Sat, 09 Jun 2007 12:02:33 -0400, "Stan (the Man)"
> <srkidL...@verizon.netINVALID> wrote:
>
>> "Celebutard!" I love it! How about "career militard?" Or, "Pretentious
>> idiotard"? Nah. Neither come up to "celebutard."
>
> Of course they don't, Stan. When have you ever demonstrated wit?
What, you don't find it hysterical that I can snag you without even
mentioning your name?
--
Stan
Kurt Ullman
Milt <milton.tr...@gmail.com> wrote:
> oxycontin to testosterone (in its original package), not with the poor
> sheriff of nottingham. he got bamboozled by a doctor's note.
> everybody knows, a doctor's note works in school ... but not in court.
You gonna tell me a dude who came up as a rookie cop on the streets of
LA and then through the ranks to sheriff is that much of a rube? I
doubts it. The other thing is that they had a perfectly nice jail ward
at the hospital to put her in if needed.
>
Josh Hill
<srkidL...@verizon.netINVALID> wrote:
>Josh Hill wrote:
>> On Sat, 09 Jun 2007 12:02:33 -0400, "Stan (the Man)"
>> <srkidL...@verizon.netINVALID> wrote:
>>
>>> "Celebutard!" I love it! How about "career militard?" Or, "Pretentious
>>> idiotard"? Nah. Neither come up to "celebutard."
>>
>> Of course they don't, Stan. When have you ever demonstrated wit?
>
>What, you don't find it hysterical that I can snag you without even
>mentioning your name?
No; you, after all, would have responded had I said "dumb copitard."
What I find it, more than anything else, is sad.
Stan (the Man)
Get set to see the sheriff in Paris' next video.
--
Stan
Stan (the Man)
> On Sat, 09 Jun 2007 18:29:35 -0400, "Stan (the Man)"
> <srkidL...@verizon.netINVALID> wrote:
>
>> Josh Hill wrote:
>>> On Sat, 09 Jun 2007 12:02:33 -0400, "Stan (the Man)"
>>> <srkidL...@verizon.netINVALID> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Celebutard!" I love it! How about "career militard?" Or, "Pretentious
>>>> idiotard"? Nah. Neither come up to "celebutard."
>>> Of course they don't, Stan. When have you ever demonstrated wit?
>> What, you don't find it hysterical that I can snag you without even
>> mentioning your name?
>
> No; you, after all, would have responded had I said "dumb copitard."
> What I find it, more than anything else, is sad.
Dry your eyes little fella. You got snagged without me firing a shot. It
happens. Well, mostly to you, but you know what I mean. Get over it.
--
Stan