Bumper Sticker Dialogue
wcmartell
by William C. Martell
I was browsing Cafe Press (where my website store is) and noticed
dozens of T shirts for sale that sport lines of dialogue from hit
films. We'll ignore the copyright issues for a moment and focus on how
amazing this is. A screenwriter types a line of dialogue, and actor
speaks that line on screen, then someone swipes it and puts it on a T
shirt... and hundreds of people actually buy that short and wear that
line of dialogue. They wear it!
Hide The Rum!
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!
I believe you have my stapler
I want my two dollars!
Now I have a machine gun. Ho-ho-ho!
Franks and beans!
I am serious... and don't call me Shirley!
This is my boomstick!
Porch monkey for life (I'm taking it back)
How much for one rib?
Excuse me, I speak jive.
I'll be back.
Tomorrow is another day.
You're so money, baby!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
And 7,130 others! Think about that for a minute. Then think about all
of the great lines from movies - you, know, the ones you remember
years after seeing the film. The lines that bring back memories of the
film when you hear them (or see them on a T shirt).
Years ago, I was talking with Pat Duncan (COURAGE UNDER FIRE) about
what he called Bumper Sticker Dialogue - those lines like "Go ahead,
make my day" that end up on bumper stickers and T shirts. Pat did a
rewrite on my favorite Chuck Norris movie, and one of his lines ended
up on a bumper sticker! You don't get any extra pay for that, but
knowing that something you wrote was good enough to stick on the back
of someone's new Mercedes is kind of heady. All of us want to write
something that stands the test of time, but most of us think about the
entire script... how about wring that great line of dialogue that
everyone will be quoting for years to come?
No one really wants realistic dialogue in their film, what they wants
is dialogue that *appears* to be realistic, but really serves a story
and character purpose. Movie dialogue should be all of those great
lines we come up with the day after the argument. Every line should be
a "I wish I'd thought of that!" line. Of course, some lines will work
and others will be "just okay", but you have to try to make them ALL
gems, or you'll end up with some "just okay" lines and the rest not
very good at all! Push yourself to do the best every step of the way!
Really try to come up with those great lines that people will be
quoting for years to come.
One of my favorite movies is Richard Brooks' THE PROFESSIONALS, a
western about a team of four of the best guns in the west who travel
south of the border to rescue the kidnaped wife of wealthy railroad
baron. You could take every line from that movie and put it on a T
shirt! Every line seems realistic - it's exactly what the character
would say in the situation, but is so carefully crafted that it hits
the bullseye. Here are some random examples:
"Your hair was darker then."
"My heart was lighter then."
"I have the highest respect for him... as a soldier."
"Certain women have a way of changing boys into men... and men back
into boys."
"What's the proposition?"
"Well, you won't lose your pants... your life, maybe."
"Well I'll be damned!"
"Most of us are."
"These horses will have to do."
"I can make a horse run, but I can't make it do."
Those and many more are in the first 13 minutes of THE PROFESSIONALS
(including the title sequence). It's a great film, you should check it
out. Dialogue like this may seem intimidating, but nobody actually
comes up with stuff off the top of their heads (okay, maybe a few
geniuses can, bur not me). There are two ways to end up with dialogue
like this:
1) Keep notecards in your pocket and whenever you come up with some
great line of dialogue or bit, jot it down. Eventually you have a few
pages of great lines, and you put them in your script... as if you
came up with them off the top of your head. You may end up with ten
years of great lines in one script.
2) Rewriting. Work the lines over and over again until you come up
with some thing much better than that line that came off the top of
your head. Most people don't spend enough time rewriting their
dialogue - really playing with it until they come up with something
great.
I use both methods. When you watch classic films from the 1930s and
1940s, you'll notice how fast paced and clever the lines are. BRINGING
UP BABY is another great example of zippy, witty dialogue. Writers
from the "Golden Age" wrote great dialogue, because they wrote it the
old fashioned way: Line by Line. Every WORD received individual
attention. So go through your script line by line and try to find the
most clever, witty, way to say each line. Someday, you may be
complaining that your dialogue is on everybody's T shirt or bumper
sticker... and you didn't make cent.
"If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you." - written by Pat
Duncan.
- Bill
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wcmartell
- Bill
pinky
>
The sleaze is back. Go post to your harassment group.
pink
pinky
Yes, Bill, go back to the harassment group where only women offering
sex to screenwriters can post.
pink
wcmartell
> pink
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pinky
Make an ass of yourself in front of the world. See if I care.
Sleaze.
wcmartell
> Sleaze.
pinky
Look at that. You changed headers. Go back to the harassment group
where only women who sleep with screenwriters can post. You're a
disgusting example of the industry, for the world to see.
pink
wcmartell
> pink
pinky
Go back to your MWS&M harassment group where only women who sleep with
screenwriters can post. You're a disgusting example of the industry.
pink
wcmartell
pinky
Go back to your MWS&M harassment group where only women who sleep with
screenwriters can post. You're a disgusting example of the industry.
Anyone who'd take advice from you needs their head checked.
Is this what successful screenwriters do? Post to usenet and create a
porn ring of regulars?
pink
wcmartell
"screenplays" - so the posts are about screenplays. Not skanks and
sluts - that's some other newsgroup.
You make no contribution to this group, and as far as I can tell, no
contribution to the world. So DELETE YOURSELF! Either make a
contribution to the world, or get the hell off this planet. NOW!
Skipper
In article
<f5d8305a-73d4-4d86...@i7g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
mary...@rcn.com
> On Feb 18, 10:26 pm, wcmartell <wcmart...@compuserve.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > > pink
>
> > Time for you to go.
et cetera
>
> Go back to your MWS&M harassment group where only women who sleep with
> screenwriters can post. You're a disgusting example of the industry.
>
> pink
Take the hint, pinky - find a flamer group, and go swim with your own
kind. There is no need to insult mwsm - you chose to spen your time
there - nor to denigrate the very mwsm people you spent so much time
trying to engage.
AND I wish I hadn't participated in *any* dialog with you -
yesterday's time-waster underscored the scab-picking pointlessness of
communicating with you.
I'm sure you can find more suitable company elsewhere.
Jackson Pillock
84c7d7...@s8g2000prg.googlegroups.com:
> BUMPER STICKER DIALOGUE
> by William C. Martell
Great stuff! Thanks.
How about one of yours, Bill?
Cleverly done
"wcmartell" <wcma...@compuserve.com> wrote in message
news:dc43f0a8-1424-4d55...@s8g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
MC
--
"It's very hard to be a gentleman and a writer."
W. Somerset Maugham
pinky
The Usenet Whore speaks.
pink
pinky
I'm sure you can find another porn group.
pink
pinky
You mean the whoremaster and his whore?
pink
pinky
wrote:
> wcmartell <wcmart...@compuserve.com> wrote in news:dc43f0a8-1424-4d55-9032-
> 84c7d73b8...@s8g2000prg.googlegroups.com:
>
> > BUMPER STICKER DIALOGUE
> > by William C. Martell
>
> Great stuff! Thanks.
>
> How about one of yours, Bill?
Why aren't you in the porn group, Jackson?
pink
pinky
>
> > On Feb 18, 10:26 pm, wcmartell <wcmart...@compuserve.com> wrote:
>
> > > > pink
>
> > > Time for you to go.
>
> et cetera
>
>
>
> > Go back to your MWS&M harassment group where only women who sleep with
> > screenwriters can post. You're a disgusting example of the industry.
>
> > pink
>
> Take the hint, pinky - find a flamer group, and go swim with your own
> kind. There is no need to insult mwsm - you chose to spen your time
> there - nor to denigrate the very mwsm people you spent so much time
> trying to engage.
>
> AND I wish I hadn't participated in *any* dialog with you -
You want suitable company? Go post in MWS&M or take employment at the
Bunny Ranch. The only reason for you to post here is to follow me,
flake.
pink
pinky
>
> > On Feb 18, 10:26 pm, wcmartell <wcmart...@compuserve.com> wrote:
>
> > > > pink
>
> > > Time for you to go.
>
> et cetera
>
>
>
> > Go back to your MWS&M harassment group where only women who sleep with
> > screenwriters can post. You're a disgusting example of the industry.
>
> > pink
>
> Take the hint, pinky - find a flamer group, and go swim with your own
> kind. There is no need to insult mwsm - you chose to spen your time
> there - nor to denigrate the very mwsm people you spent so much time
> trying to engage.
Mary, please stop drinking.
A physical threat was made against my husband by Jacques E. Bouchard
in MWS&M and a report was filed. He was notified by officers that he
was engaging in harassment. Alan Brooks, who claims to be a systems
instructor at Columbia University, also moderates the group and
refused to take action. Instead he directs students to MWS&M, which
functions primarily as porn and rumor group.
Just whom do you think you're fooling? Duke University? Cornell?
Penn?
Don't think so.
You are not a writer or a reporter and you're only fooling yourself.
Sleeping with one or all doesn't count.
pink
charley
i told you mary she'd follow you where ever you go. she is obsessed
with you. if i were you find out her ip address and report her to
hers. punky is ocd, and she'll threaten you if you dont put a hold on
her. You Mary and MC too are serious bout what you post. both of you
r very informative and make a dedicated reason to get your points
across. punky also known as starmaker(theyre the same poster) will
agitate you to death. punky is a flamer. i read some posts where
shes wantin to know where this other poster lived and worked. if i
were that poster i'd report punky. it sounded very threatening to
me. dont take her crap report her.
charley
>
> Time for you to go.
> Time for you to go.
> Time for you to go.
wcmartell i noticed punky is obsessed with u. why do u let her get
away with it? why not report her isp address? do you know punky and
starmaker are one and the same poster. a friend of mine who knows
puters told me they are. anyhow punky stirs up trouble with mary and
mc and you too. why let her get away with it? she's just a flame
thrower. i read where she was threatening another poster where he or
she worked. shes creepy. how can you and mary and mc have a dialogue
as long as punky takes a drag on a cancer stix and makes life
miserable for you trying to have a honest conservation. mcmartell, do
something about punky or it will get worse. she'll find out all their
is to find out on you. punky is mean because she exists at the bottom
of the barrell where all the slime is. heed my advice wc.
charley
> She helps support the tobacco companies. �:-)
>
> In article
>
> - Show quoted text -
skipper, i read another post somewhere, dont know where now, that you
gave pyschiatric advice to punky. is she loco? crazy? or whatever you
dr.'s call it? I feel bad for mary, mc and this wcmartell b/c punky/
starmaker cant let them alone to have a decent dialogue. look at
punky she follows them everywhere. this isnt right. she creeps me
out in many ways. i say report her ip so she stops obsessing over you
folks. if not punky/starmaker will get your personal info and screw
you in more ways than one. everyone needs to band together to stop
punky and starmaker from bein g threats. help her skipper. i read on
another post from someone else you know she has mental problems i
think.
charley
>
> - Show quoted text -
your becoming a threatening usenet person. if you dont stop
threatening people like mary, mc, wcmartell, gator and so many more
people i will report you punky. you gotta stop. let people have their
fun. if you want to dialogue then do it by all means. be nice and
kind. you and your alter ego starmaker are rude. welcome yourself
back into the league of posters if you want to be kind and nice.
otherwise let all these folks alone and enjoy their experience of
usenet posting. thank you. no i'm not the marshall of Dodge city
usenet either, i just want those who make threats to others to stop
it. i'm sure you have some value, use it. i know you could be
intelligent use it and stop being an internet stalker like starmaker
and punky.
pinky
> On Feb 19, 3:26�am, "marybo...@verizon.net" <marybo...@rcn.com> wrote:
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>
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> > On Feb 18, 6:29�pm, pinky <pinknebul...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > > On Feb 18, 10:26�pm, wcmartell <wcmart...@compuserve.com> wrote:
>
> > > > > pink
>
> > > > Time for you to go.
>
> > et cetera
>
> > > Go back to your MWS&M harassment group where only women who sleep with
> > > screenwriters can post. �You're a disgusting example of the industry.
>
> > > pink
>
> > Take the hint, pinky - find a flamer group, and go swim with your own
> > kind. � There is no need to insult mwsm - you chose to spen your time
> > there - nor to denigrate the very mwsm people you spent so much time
> > trying to engage.
>
> > AND I wish I hadn't participated in *any* dialog with you -
> > yesterday's time-waster underscored the scab-picking pointlessness of
> > communicating with you.
>
> > I'm sure you can find more suitable company elsewhere.
>
> i told you mary she'd follow you where ever you go. she is obsessed
> with you.
Are you mentally disabled?
pink
pinky
LOLOLOLOL.
Go ahead sock, have a delusional "conservation."
What a bunch of losers!
pink
The Starmaker
The Starmaker
Pinky, how did you manage to get Walter Matthau in here?
pinky
of people.
And why the hell do they care so much if I post to you? It's like
mass jealousy. From day one.
> > Time for you to go.- Hide quoted text -
The Starmaker
>
> Indeed. Never in my life have I encountered a sicker, more vile group
> of people.
They are all suffering from a bad case of "importantitis".
>
> And why the hell do they care so much if I post to you? It's like
> mass jealousy. From day one.
Isn't it obvious, they don't want you associating with Starmakers!
Now why don't you go apply for a job as a television writer,
you're young, you're smart, you're beautiful, and your talent is what will open doors for you.
The door is there, just go right up to it and turn the knob.
The Starmaker
pinky
> > > - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text -
charley
your talking to each other alter ego's. how cute.
charley
you mean your other self punky. you are funny. I can see u banging
away at one keyboard messages to your punky ego and vice versa. beats
reruns i guess.
mary...@rcn.com
If she keeps on trying to get my personal info, I will report her.
She is deranged, and I do believe she's about to snap. I hope she
doesn't have a gun. I do appreciate your concern - this has been
going on a long time, but recently her erratic behavior has really
escalated.
pinky
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> - Show quoted text -
Oy gavolt, she's drinking again.
pink
mary...@rcn.com
> Indeed. Never in my life have I encountered a sicker, more vile group
> of people.
With whom you *chose* to spend several e-years of your life. Not
discussing screenwriting, stories, movies, nor sharing interesting
anecdotes - doing nothing but insulting those of us who take writing
seriously.
And frankly, your prurient fascination with - and speculation
regarding - my sex life is, to be mild, tedious.
If you want to discuss writing at mwsm, or gossip at agc - good.
Otherwise, please vamoose.
>
pinky
>
> - Show quoted text -
Guess what? You do not get to dictate what anyone discusses in an
unmoderated public forum.
And I suppose this is you not following me or ignoring me.
Jealous nutcase.
pink
pinky
>
> > Indeed. Never in my life have I encountered a sicker, more vile group
> > of people.
>
> With whom you *chose* to spend several e-years of your life. Not
> discussing screenwriting, stories, movies, nor sharing interesting
> anecdotes - doing nothing but insulting those of us who take writing
> seriously.
>
> And frankly, your prurient fascination with - and speculation
> regarding - my sex life is, to be mild, tedious.
How delusional can one person be? Anyone can read about your sex life
in the archives. They can read Caroline telling you not to air your
dirty laundry in public. They can read you calling Lois a
prostitute.
You're an incredibly sick woman. Get help.
pink
mary...@rcn.com
> Oy gavolt, she's drinking again.
>
> pink
Yes! Everyone you dislike is drinking, fucking, writing, working,
traveling, and being productive and happy! We are *all* having more
fun than you are. We live and vacation in fun places. We go out with
friends, enjoy our families, and wallow in the love and acceptance of
our fellow citizens.
Get over it.
charley
do yourself a favor & report her. i think shes on a bender. hopefully
w/o a gun.
pinky
Whatever you have to tell yourself to feel better.
Get help.
pink
charley
proof dat punky is deranged.
wcmartell
> do yourself a favor & report her. i think shes on a bender. hopefully
I am fighting fire with fire. I've tried being polite, I've tried
ignoring her... so now I'm dishing out what she dishes out. I'm not
*starting* a thread nor starting an attack - but when she attacks, I
will respond until she leaves. And I will not give up. I will hound
her until she leaves. I have plenty of time between writing pages to
dog her.
It really is time for her to go.
- Bill
pinky
You're making a fool of yourself in front of the world. I don't care
but it does explain why you're an unknown.
Anyone who'd take your advice needs their head examined. Nor do you
get to dictate who posts in an unmoderated public forum.
pink
pink
Skipper
<47fa6699-c244-4160...@62g2000hsn.googlegroups.com>,
<"mary...@verizon.net"> wrote:
She can't get over it, the constant nicotine drives her on toward the
lung cancer cliff.
pinky
> In article
> <47fa6699-c244-4160-aa7c-36dd1f7a8...@62g2000hsn.googlegroups.com>,
>
> <"marybo...@verizon.net"> wrote:
> > On Feb 19, 1:42 pm, pinky <pinknebul...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > > Oy gavolt, she's drinking again.
>
> > > pink
>
> > Yes! Everyone you dislike is drinking, fucking, writing, working,
> > traveling, and being productive and happy! We are *all* having more
> > fun than you are. We live and vacation in fun places. We go out with
> > friends, enjoy our families, and wallow in the love and acceptance of
> > our fellow citizens.
>
> > Get over it.
>
> She can't get over it, the constant nicotine drives her on toward the
> lung cancer cliff.
You need to get over the fact I find you and your group vile, and
nearly everyone has abandoned it. The fact the you follow me from
group to group when I can't post in MWS&M speaks volumes.
I'm too damn pretty, intelligent, interesting and popular.
pink
wcmartell
wcmartell
wcmartell
> pink
pinky
wcmartell
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> pink
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pinky
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pinky
charley
not from what ive seen.
charley
> On Feb 19, 8:50 pm, wcmartell <wcmart...@compuserve.com> wrote:
>
hey punky dont you like ms. clinton? looks like shes lost in wisconsin
tonite. very sad for her and you/starmaker. maybe shes thru now.
wcmartell
pinknebulous
"wcmartell" <wcma...@compuserve.com> wrote in message
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Skipper
<41087126-5ade-45c9...@k2g2000hse.googlegroups.com>,
charley <varr...@aol.com> wrote:
Her theme song is an old 40s tune - Smoke, Smoke, Smoke, That
Cigarette. She's in training for the upcoming Ms. Slot Machine pageant
in Vegas.
pinknebulous
"Skipper" <dadw...@gmail.not> wrote in message
news:190220081903397026%dadw...@gmail.not...
mary...@rcn.com
>
> I am fighting fire with fire. I've tried being polite, I've tried
> ignoring her... so now I'm dishing out what she dishes out. I'm not
> *starting* a thread nor starting an attack - but when she attacks, I
> will respond until she leaves. And I will not give up. I will hound
> her until she leaves. I have plenty of time between writing pages to
> dog her.
I'm with you. My most pleasant, on-topic posts are invariably
followed by one of her screeching stink-bombs, and I'm tired of it.
And I have time between pages also. I may be on vacation, but I still
have work to do - on the puter.
>
> It really is time for her to go.
Rilly. This has gone on well past the "Change the meds, Dudette"
stage.
>
pinknebulous
"mary...@verizon.net" <mary...@rcn.com> wrote in message
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charley
bill, ive caught her in last couple of days. she aint leaving. its a
game to her/starmaker which are the same poster or as she says
sockpuppet. she agitating u bc she can. you tryin to be serious and
she's spinning your globe. i give you kudos for puttin up w/it. do
some background checking she wont be leaving you. she's knows shes
got game and is playin it. i wish i had the answer for you bc you
seem decent enough of a poster. good luck bill.
charley
> "wcmartell" <wcmart...@compuserve.com> wrote in message
>
> news:e8367860-9b15-426e...@34g2000hsz.googlegroups.com...
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>
>
> >> pink
>
> > Time for you to go.
> > Time for you to go.
> > Time for you to go.
see another nic. she used up her google posts on punky and
starmaker. now its punknebulous. imagine what her clothes smell like
from all those nasty ciggies. news.admin.net-abuse is not real
piglet.
charley
> In article
Shes britney w/o the money am i right am i right.
The Starmaker
Listen bitch, make up your fuckin mind, ...either you're on vacation or
you're working, Which one is it? You cannot be doing both. Here is the defintion
for the word "vacation" , ;leisure time away from work.
The operative word is "away".
Now, if your problem is you're a woman, and women cannot make up their minds, then don't answer the question.
I've seen plenty of women who cannot makeup their minds, they seem a little confuse....a little dizzy..
we guys call it, a chicken without their heads...
The Starmaker
mary...@rcn.com
> marybo...@verizon.net wrote:
> > I may be on vacation, but I still
> > have work to do
>
> Listen bitch, make up your fuckin mind, ...either you're on vacation or
> you're working, Which one is it? You cannot be doing both. Here is the defintion
> for the word "vacation" , ;leisure time away from work.
Listen, asshole, I don't punch a time clock, and who the fuck do you
think you are, defining words at me? I can be on vacation *and* spend
time working on my pages. All writers do that.
>
> The operative word is "away".
Maybe you work at Burger King, so when you're on vacation you aren't
flipping burgers - oh no, I guess if there's a cookout, and some hands
you a spatula, you aren't allowed to flip the burgers! You're on
vacation!
Writing is different.
>
> Now, if your problem is you're a woman, and women cannot make up their minds, then don't answer the question.
I made up my mind about you a long time ago.
>
> I've seen plenty of women who cannot makeup their minds, they seem a little confuse....a little dizzy..
> we guys call it, a chicken without their heads...
I've seen plenty of idiots, male and female, but none quite as
ridiculous as you.
>
pinky
Who brags about a vacation? This is the most ridiculous woman,
following me from group to group, trying to compete on Usenet with a
bunch of illiterate trolls in tow. It's obvious that professional
women intimidate her. And you *know* the doctor kept her medicated.
At least he's in a better place now. That's for sure.
Whew!
pink
wcmartell
pinky
wrote:
>
> - Show quoted text -
What do you write? Love letters on Matt's and Skip's ass?
pink
pinky
>
> > marybo...@verizon.net wrote:
> > > I may be on vacation, but I still
> > > have work to do
>
> > Listen bitch, make up your fuckin mind, ...either you're on vacation or
> > you're working, Which one is it? You cannot be doing both. Here is the defintion
> > for the word "vacation" , ;leisure time away from work.
>
> Listen, asshole, I don't punch a time clock, and who the fuck do you
> think you are, defining words at me?
He's smarter and more talented than you. That's who he is.
pink
The Starmaker
Time for you to die.
How do you want to go? You want a heart attack? Slip in the bathtub...?
How about Death By Drool? Imprinted on a Pink T-Shirt and wrapped around your tombstone.
pinky
>
> - Show quoted text -
Let me know his decision. I'll order printed t-shirts ;-)~
pink
wcmartell
wcmartell
mary...@rcn.com
Well, I do about this one, because I feel incredibly blessed, lucky
and amazed to be here. I happen to be delighted with my current
events, and too bad you cannot take pleasure in another's happiness.
mary...@rcn.com
>
> What do you write? Love letters on Matt's and Skip's ass?
>
> pink
Certainly none on yours.
BTW, you should see someone about this ass fetish of yours. It's
unhealthy.
Skipper
<1bb9cb1c-c7e0-40c3...@i7g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
<"mary...@verizon.net"> wrote:
Ever read the story about Brer Rabbit and the Tar Baby? So let's say
that baby's made out of nicotine tar, and there's an endless idiot loop
playing back canned phrases every time you respond. Guess what the ugly
nasty cross-posting tar baby's name is?
charley
charley
>
> - Show quoted text -
Mary don;t stoop to their level or I mean punky's level. you're
better than that. remember what they say about pigs in mud, if you
get in their with them then you get muddy too.
charley
>
> - Show quoted text -
now someone should report punky to the police. this is an ominous
threat. who are you to threaten another poster punky? someone tell
me how to report this bozoette to the police and i will. no call for
getting threatening. its usenet where we all should have fun.
charley
> You're next.
whatever you do don't stoop to punkys level. shes gone off the deep
end. if you threaten her then you get in trouble too. just ignore
her. your better than punky remember that.
charley
> In article
>
> <"marybo...@verizon.net"> wrote:
> > On Feb 19, 7:51�pm, pinky <pinknebul...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > > What do you write? �Love letters on Matt's and Skip's ass?
>
> > > pink
>
> > Certainly none on yours.
>
> > BTW, you should see someone about this ass fetish of yours. �It's
> > unhealthy.
>
> Ever read the story about Brer Rabbit and the Tar Baby? So let's say
> that baby's made out of nicotine tar, and there's an endless idiot loop
> playing back canned phrases every time you respond. Guess what the ugly
> nasty cross-posting tar baby's name is?
i like you skipper. you say it like it is. someone should report
punky aka starmaker for that above threat about killing someone. this
isnt right. your posts, marys and wcmartells for awhile contriubuted
decent topics and fresh converstation and along comes punky to ruin
it. what a shame. she's mad bc hillary lost again big last night and
punky is a hillary gal. i can tell you and mary and wc are very
educated and well spoken unlike me. just ignore punkster. shes
ruining all of our usenet experience.
Skipper
<3bfb3ddf-f6c0-4596...@q33g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>,
charley <varr...@aol.com> wrote:
> On Feb 19, 11:25?pm, The Starmaker <starma...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> > marybo...@verizon.net wrote:
> > > ?I may be on vacation, but I still
> > > have work to do
> >
> > Listen bitch, make up your fuckin mind, ...either you're on vacation or
> > you're working, Which one is it? You cannot be doing both. Here is the
> > defintion
> > for the word "vacation" , ;leisure time away from work.
> >
> > The operative word is "away".
> >
> > Now, if your problem is you're a woman, and women cannot make up their
> > minds, then don't answer the question.
> >
> > I've seen plenty of women who cannot makeup their minds, they seem a little
> > confuse....a little dizzy..
> > we guys call it, a chicken without their heads...
> >
> > The Starmaker
>
> punky takes a stand. too funny.
In what third world country did Starmaker learn its English?
wcmartell
- to remove her. She serves no purpose. She has no reason to be here.
She makes no contribution. So she is useless. She should be discarded
- flushed. If she made some contribution, it would be different. But
she just takes up space. Space that can be put to better use.
It is time for her to go.
Then Starloser.
Then Kay.
They will all be driven out.
pinky
You are a useless unknown battling for Usenet space as if your life
depended on it.
Very funny.
pink
The Starmaker
> i like you skipper. you say it like it is. someone should report
> punky aka starmaker for that above threat about killing someone.
Here charley, stick this in your mouth
http://www.korabrno.cz/38-1.jpg
The Starmaker
Order them Now, those t-shirt guys get sooo emotional when you rush
them...
The Starmaker
Can you not pick up the phone and dial 911?
The Starmaker
>
> Ignoring her diesn't *remove her* - and that is my new mission in life
> - to remove her. She serves no purpose. She has no reason to be here.
> She makes no contribution. So she is useless. She should be discarded
> - flushed. If she made some contribution, it would be different.
You idea of contribution is someone taking one of your classes. Your only goal
here is to put your hands in other people's pocket.
The Starmaker
The price of cat food probably went up! Why couldn't he had eaten one of
those posion cat foods?
There is too many old people on this planet. Put them all in a boat in
the middle of the ocean and
let them drown! It's the humane thing to do. But they are not bearing or
bring anymore children
into this world so their purpose has ended. How else do you get rid of
all the old people, send them to war?
That's it, draft them and put them in IraQ. Let them get blown up.
You see how differcult it is to get rid of a lot of people, ....These
things must be done
delicately....
The Starmaker
Going outside for a cigarette to take a break from work is not considered a vacation, Honey!
A vacation is ****TWO WEEKS AWAY FROM WORK****, not sticking your ass outside the window to smoke a cigarette!!!!
The Starmaker
From the country of Brooklyn. It looked like a third country from where
I grew up at. My neighboorhood
was used as a training ground for The Guardian Angels.
What Island did You learn English from, Gilligan's?
mary...@rcn.com
> In article
> Ever read the story about Brer Rabbit and the Tar Baby? So let's say
> that baby's made out of nicotine tar, and there's an endless idiot loop
> playing back canned phrases every time you respond. Guess what the ugly
> nasty cross-posting tar baby's name is?
I know I know I know. I just had a high-dander episode. I tell you,
it took three crossword puzzles and a cool compress before I felt
civilized again.
You know what? I keep hoping she (and now Starmaker) will have a
Grinch moment, when their shriveled little bigoted fun-squashing
hearts swell to normal size. Oh well - I'm gonna look up the patron
saint of lost causes and then wash the tar off the keyboard.