No more interns for David Letterman
The Starmaker
David Letterman�s intern shortage begins.
A Connecticut college has initiated a program to keep their interns away from
the talk show host's nefarious clutches.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/2009/10/no-more-cute-young-interns-for-david-letterman-says-quinnipiac-university-.html
The Starmaker
Where is David Letterman going to get pussy from?
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> A Connecticut college has initiated a program to keep their interns away from
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> http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/2009/10/no-more-cute-young-interns-for-david-letterman-says-quinnipiac-university-.html
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> Where is David Letterman going to get pussy from?
Guy's rich and talented. He can get pussy anytime.
FDR
> No more pussy for David Letterman
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> A Connecticut college has initiated a program to keep their interns away from
> the talk show host's nefarious clutches.
> http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/2009/10/no-more-cute-young-interns-for-david-letterman-says-quinnipiac-university-.html
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> Where is David Letterman going to get pussy from?
More importantly, where are you going to get pussy from?
The Starmaker
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> The Starmaker wrote:
> > No more pussy for David Letterman
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> > A Connecticut college has initiated a program to keep their interns away from
> > the talk show host's nefarious clutches.
> > http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/2009/10/no-more-cute-young-interns-for-david-letterman-says-quinnipiac-university-.html
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> > The Starmaker
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> > Where is David Letterman going to get pussy from?
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> More importantly, where are you going to get pussy from?
I'm not a celebrity. Nobody is going to point me out in a nightclub and say
"Isn't that 'so and so' trying to get some pussy?"?
The Starmaker
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> The Starmaker wrote:
> > No more pussy for David Letterman
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> > A Connecticut college has initiated a program to keep their interns away from
> > the talk show host's nefarious clutches.
> > http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/2009/10/no-more-cute-young-interns-for-david-letterman-says-quinnipiac-university-.html
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> > Where is David Letterman going to get pussy from?
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> Guy's rich and talented. He can get pussy anytime.
Yeah, but where?
The Starmaker
The message the college is sending to David Letterman is,
"That's it, we're not sending you anymore pussy!"
Should be on the Drudgereport in bold headlines"
NO MORE PUSSY FOR DAVID LETTERMAN
DAVID LETTERMAN'S PUSSY SHORTAGE BEGINS
COLLEGE CUTS OFF PUSSY SUPPLY
tHE sTARMAKER
The Starmaker
to work on the show, said :"Due to recent circumstances we will have a discussion with those in charge
of placing our interns at the David Letterman show in the future. We will diligently oversee this
internship program to ensure that our interns are out of harm's way."
There has to be somebody at the David Letterman Show that calls up the colleges and tells them,
"Send more pussy!"
Is the guy at the Letterman show, is his name Vinny? Is Vinny gettin pussy for Dave?
I was wondering...if you compare all the interns...do they all look alike? Sometimes guys,
when they want to order 'pussy' they request certain hair color, shapes, height...race..
you guys know when you order a girl from a (what do you call those hotels where they
have lots of girls sitting around?) ...you request a certain ...type.
They must send a picture or video to Dave before he picks one...
Maybe find out her ...reputation in college..like does she put out fast...
you gotta interview these girls first...you know what I mean?
Who wants to hire an Intern that doesn't put out?
I was considering opening a new business...a service for Stars/Celebrities who have trouble
gettin pussy....I provide the pussy!!!!
The Starmaker
Find a need...and fill it.
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The Starmaker
Interns as a source of free pussy?
In Hollywood, most guys get pussy from different sources...I never considered
"Interns" as a source of ....pussy.
Ask Brad Pitt, or anybody in Beverly Hills where do they get most pussy from, and they will tell
you from South America, Central America..Mexico, ...
but from college Interns, ...that's soooo mean! That's like White slavery..
http://www.tilzy.tv/wp-content/uploads/scrubs-interns.png
http://tempoyarc.org/images/interns.jpg
http://blog.peta2.com/staff_interns_vabeach.jpg
I just want one from here...the blonde in the front of course..
throw out the rest...
http://philadelphiagreen.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/padc-interns-group-photo-at-phs-071.jpg
Okay, I'll give her a salary...
http://www.adrants.com/images/heidi3.jpg
Now, I think I'll open an Escort Service and use "Interns" from colleges...
I want "white meat".
Young, college educated "white meat" Interns...
How many colleges are there in the United States?
The Starmaker
Interns Outterns
There is certainty going to be a 'shortage' of Interns now for David letterman now
that everyone knows where to get free pussy.
and for you college girls, and of course mother's of college girls...tell your daughter
to send a resume, picture and enclose their panties in the envelope for faster service.
The Starmaker
Mother's, it's important to tell your intern daughters to enclose a pair of their panties
in the envelope with their picture and resume...they will be competing with other Interns...
if someone sends me a resume and panties enclosed, ...I'm interviewing them FIRST!!!!
I WOULD BE FUCKIN NUTS NOT TO INTERVIEW THEM FIRST....
preferably used panties...the kind you buy in Japanesse vending machines...(they used to
sell it on ebay but ebay removed that catergory..what a bummer.)
The Starmaker
The Starmaker
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