Re: DJANGO UNCHAINED (no spoilers)

[The Starmaker]

The Starmaker wrote:
>
> The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > The Starmaker wrote:
> > >
> > > moviePig wrote:
> > > >
> > > > My two cents on DJANGO UNCHAINED, the latest addendum to 'The Quentin-
> > > > ssential Tarantino': While I can appreciate that it got made, and
> > > > that only Tarantino could've made it, I once again find a "big" movie
> > > > of his to be unsatisfyingly lightweight. Sure, I get the Sergio Leone
> > > > zooms and cast peppered with nostalgic faces (though Quentin's own was
> > > > a distraction) ...but nice scenery and "nigger"-rich dialogue still
> > > > don't warrant a massive -- and basically "cute" -- A-list epic
> > > > production of B-list retro hyperbole. It's a movie important for a
> > > > general movie-fan to see (imo), but only that makes it somewhat
> > > > recommended.
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > >
> > > > - - - - - - - -
> > > > YOUR taste at work...
> > > > http://www.moviepig.com
> > >
> > > I would say it's the best movie of the year, and that's not sayin much
> > > for the others...
> > >
> > > I wouldn't have mind see it in a movie theater....but it's too late.
> > >
> > > It's just a cowboy movie.
> > >
> > > The Starmaker
> >
> > Okay, okay...I don't find the movie Django offensive to Black people.
> > It was a light movie...
> >
> > This movie with Beau Bridges has to be more offensive to Black people than Django was..
> > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pn2iQtJGwk
> >
> > I don't think any one disagrees with that.
> >
> > The Starmaker
>
> This is the stuff you guys come up with on TV? "nigger smell"?
>
> I would have to say "nigger smell" is more offensive than just saying "nigger".
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pn2iQtJGwk
>
> Why would the TV writers, and the producers, the content makers alow this?
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pn2iQtJGwk
>
> I think it says a lot about the kind of people who make these...Television Plays.
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pn2iQtJGwk
>
> It says a lot about You..despicable.
>
> The Starmaker



Now, lets for instance you take the same scene:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pn2iQtJGwk


And instead of the character being Black, change the character to Jewish.


What would the dialouge be like?


The Starmaker

[Howard Brazee]

On Sun, 13 Jan 2013 14:29:19 -0800, The Starmaker
<star...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:

>And instead of the character being Black, change the character to Jewish.
>
>
>What would the dialouge be like?

The 2011 version of _Wuthering Heights_ had Heathcliff as a black man
- and he was called a "nigger". I don't know if it really changed
the story.

--
"In no part of the constitution is more wisdom to be found,
than in the clause which confides the question of war or peace
to the legislature, and not to the executive department."

- James Madison

[The Starmaker]

Now if you take this scene:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pn2iQtJGwk

and you change the character to a Jewish guy, then he would say
instead of "nigger smell" it would be "kike smell".

Do you know what Jewish people smell like? They don't smell it, but everybody else smells it. "Jewish smell".


No one has come here and said I'm anti-Black, but Hypocrite Like Hunter and others will
all of a sudden jup in and say I'm anit-Jewish. Hypocrites, they are the worse in this world.

hypocrite;
a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion


They are the worse.



The Starmaker


Do me a favor, next time you see a Jewish person in Hollywood...get a close as you can, take a snif and
come back and tell me what do they smell like. I've heard it's a repelling smell, is that true?

[thepinkpantsuit]

Now that I'm proven wrong, I think Alan's friend Remysun may fit in
here well. Perfect.

[The Starmaker]

Now, if I can figure out...
how to change the character in this movie scene:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pn2iQtJGwk

from a Black Guy to a Jewish guy, I would do it and put it on youtube to
see what kind of reaction I would get.

But I haven't figured out how to do it yet...
(i'm not a movie editor)

First I need to write all the dialogue
change the dialouge
change the character
from Black to Jewish
(that's the hard part)
(maybe I need to make a phone call and ask a few Jewish film producers I know
how to do it, but they always ask the question: "What do you want to change it from a Black guy to a Jewish guy?"

Then I try to expalin it to them and they say technical things like, "But it's not in the story!"

(you know these film people, they are sooooo into....film)



The Starmaker



maybe a cartoon version might work...
or I could put a youtube contest and
have people submit the change with their idea.
Best idea wins prize money
and the winner posted on Youtube.

'Where There is a Will There is a Way'


Imagine hundreds of Youtube videos with "Jewish Smell"! Not Nigger Smell" like here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pn2iQtJGwk

Like Hollywood people likes to make movies, but the other way around.

And I'm the only one in the world that has the Chutzpah to do it.

[The Starmaker]

First I need to get the script...
then
post the contest
(i think even a cell phone video camera will do)

I have criterias
First change the Black guy character to a
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pn2iQtJGwk
Jewish looking guy..something like this
http://youelect.org.uk/media/news_316.jpg

and his wife..
http://a4.mzstatic.com/us/r1000/004/Purple/c2/62/66/mzl.lhawlgyd.jpg

[The Starmaker]

just a note..
i think it's martin sheen and beau bridges first movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czld05LLPFo

the whole thing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouLYqiyDV_E&list=PLA3F8C21C4718E929


did you see what martin sheen does with the gay guy?


The Starmaker

I think the little girl thing was a little too much...
you writers in hollywood are....sick.

sick, sick, sick.

[thepinkpantsuit]

On Jan 23, 9:25 pm, The Starmaker <starma...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> just a note..
> i think it's martin sheen and beau bridges first movie:
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czld05LLPFo
>

> the whole thinghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouLYqiyDV_E&list=PLA3F8C21C4718E929

Allow me to demonstrate how insane you are:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1045658/

Written by a Catholic. Purchased by a Jew. 8 nominations. Perhaps you
just suck.

[The Starmaker]

"Perhaps"? You seem to be...uncertain.

Suck at what? Be more assertive...

[The Starmaker]

It would be a different world if it was Written by a Jew. Purchased by a Catholic...I know you suck. I'm confident. I'm sure. I'm definte.

[thepinkpantsuit]

You wouldn 't know. Because there's nothing there. I'm confident. I'm
sure. I'm definite.

[The Starmaker]

I don't trust your judgement. When was the last time your choice of President of the United States won?


and why did you bring this up?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1045658/

What does it have to do with DJANGO or "nigger smell"?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pn2iQtJGwk



You got a problem with me doing a re-make? If you got a problem, I want to know about it..don't beat around the fuckin bush.


The Starmaker

[The Starmaker]

I just found a cool place to make the cartoon version
http://goanimate.com/videos/0X_ry12GGSnQ

[The Starmaker]

as soon as I finish making a storyboard cartoon of my re-make
I'll post it on youtube

Then i can start with contacting people and kids with cameras
to do the filming.

I got the train!...and the actors!
http://goanimate.com/videos/0X_ry12GGSnQ


I'll need the sound of a train...


You are witnessing the making of a movie re-make..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pn2iQtJGwk


A Starmaker Production



The Starmaker


Where can I get a real train, just in case I need to shoot this myself?

[The Starmaker]

How about you pinkpantsuit, I think there's a part for you...How about the part of the blond girl?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2RGI0epfcM

but I have to make a little change in the re-make...
the hoodlum guys hand has to go to the front, not the back.


The Starmaker

[The Starmaker]

maybe you prefer the other part, the hot botherd older girl...who stands
up against the hoodlums.

type casting.

[The Starmaker]

okay, i got some of the script:

White guy: Allright, Who's got the cards? Hey you got some cards? Who's got the cards?

White Guy (to Black guy) Hey how about you, you got some cards?

Black guy: Wish I did.

White guy: How about some dice? You got any dice?

Black Guy: Can't help you.

White Guy: Sho, nuff (sure enough)

Black Guy (smiling): Sho, nuff (sure enough)

White Guy: Wat are you, what are you grining at?

Black Guy: Nothing. I'm with you Jack.

White Guy: You're with me?

Black Guy: That's right.

White Guy: Why? What do you mean you're with me?

Black guy: Just what I say, anything you wanna do is okay with me. If you want to knock
some heads together, you just go ahead. It's okay with me.

White Guy: Yeah?

Black Guy: Sure.

White Guy: You want to know something buddy? I wouldn't have you
with me if you were the last man..you know that..I rather have a.. a DEAD Dog with me
than you.

Black Guy: Okay, you do what you wanna do.

White Guy: Yeah? You know why? You wanna know why?
Because I don't like Black...what do you think of that, huh?


Black Guy: Okay, you made your point.


White Guy: No, no..oh no, you started shooting your mouth off. I didn't make no point, I just
want to tell you, I don't like Black.

"Cause blacks like dirt, ya know?" I mean like, it smells..

"Watsamatter Don't you believe me? Don't you believe it smells, 'JACK'?"
Ask anybody. They'll tell you. GO AHEAD, ASK THEM! They'll tell you.
You probably cannot smell it no more. I can smell it from there...

"It's what they call, 'NIGGER SMELL.'"

Black Guy: "Don't mess with me."

White Guy: Do you hear that Jack, 'NIGGER SMELL?

Black Guy: I said don't mess with me!

White Guy: Don't you believe me Jack, 'NIGGER SMELL.

Black Guy: Now, don't mess with me!!"

White Guy: She probably cannot smell it no more either. You can't smell it, she can't
smell it.

Black Guy (gets up) I SAID DON'T MESS WITH ME!





I got to change the black character to a jewish character...

White guy: Allright, Who's got the cards? Hey you got some cards? Who's got the cards?

White Guy (to Jewisg guy) Hey how about you, you got some cards?

Jewish Guy: No you Schmuck.

White Guy? Schmuck??



(i didn't realize it would take this long to make a cartoon...)



The Starmaker

[thepinkpantsuit]

How about I play the woman who kicks you in the balls?

[thepinkpantsuit]

I see an action adventure without the need for a stunt double. I only
have to leap 1" inch from the curb to make contact.

[The Starmaker]

How about if I play the guy who kicks you in the....I might lose my
foot! No telling how big that thing is..

[thepinkpantsuit]

Maybe you just have a small foot.

[The Starmaker]

Maybe my foot is in the YANKEE STADIUM!!!!

[thepinkpantsuit]

Well then maybe you should take your foot out of your mouth. Maybe
that's your problem.

[The Starmaker]

You mentioned my private area, I mentioned yours.

You have....girlie smell.

"Watsamatter Don't you believe me? Don't you believe it smells, 'GIRLIE'?"

Ask anybody. They'll tell you. GO AHEAD, ASK THEM! They'll tell you.
You probably cannot smell it no more. I can smell it from there...

"It's what they call, 'PUSSY SMELL.'"


"I can smell your pussy from here."



The Starmaker


Hey, I'm becoming a Jewish screen writer!!!! Lets' make a movie! I think I'll change the character from a black guy to a jewish guy to a girl! What color girl?

[The Starmaker]

I cannot believe it! I'm becoming another Steven Speilberg!!!


Lincoln!
Lincoln, Lincoln bo Bincoln Bonana fanna fo Fincoln
Fee fy mo Mincoln, Lincoln!

[thepinkpantsuit]

Do tell.

>
> "Watsamatter Don't you believe me? Don't you believe it smells, 'GIRLIE'?"
> Ask anybody. They'll tell you. GO AHEAD, ASK THEM! They'll tell you.
> You probably cannot smell it no more. I can smell it from there...
>
> "It's what they call, 'PUSSY SMELL.'"

> "I can smell your pussy from here."

No you don't. That's your ass. Your head is stuck up it.

[The Starmaker]

First of all, I don't have my head stuck up ass..
Second, I don't even know how one goes about doing that.

I'm tryin to write a script here and you're messin with my
concentration.

[The Starmaker]

i hear a train a'commin

[The Starmaker]

Okay, here's the cartoon version...
I did the cartoon version using the black guy first..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ugVJ0IPD6o

it's just a draft, next I need to change the black character to a jewish charater.

it's not real 3d.


The Starmaker

[The Starmaker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ugVJ0IPD6o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pn2iQtJGwk



My next step is to change the Black guy Character to a Jewish guy character, cartoon version.

After that is completed...

the next step is
to do not the cartoon version, but a movie version
of the new character.

That I'll do by creating a Youtube contest.

Whoever comes up with the best movie video based on the cartoon, wins the prize.


I want to make sure every kid has a chance to win the prize.


That means, everyone is going to have to dress up
like the jewish character in the cartoon,
find a train
re-create the scene
with their video camera or cell camera
and post it online.

Best video wins the prize money.


The Starmaker

[thepinkpantsuit]

> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ugVJ0IPD6ohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pn2iQtJGwk

>
> My next step is to change the Black guy Character to a Jewish guy character, cartoon version.
>
> After that is completed...
>
> the next step is
> to do not the cartoon version, but a movie version
> of the new character.
>
> That I'll do by creating a Youtube contest.
>
> Whoever comes up with the best movie video based on the cartoon, wins the prize.
>
> I want to make sure every kid has a chance to win the prize.
>
> That means, everyone is going to have to dress up
> like the jewish character in the cartoon,
> find a train
> re-create the scene
> with their video camera or cell camera
> and post it online.
>
> Best video wins the prize money.
>
> The Starmaker

I think you should make the black guy a hispanic guy, then you can
play the hispanic guy mistaken for the jewish guy.

[thepinkpantsuit]

> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ugVJ0IPD6ohttp://www.youtube.com/watc...

>
> > My next step is to change the Black guy Character to a Jewish guy character, cartoon version.
>
> > After that is completed...
>
> > the next step is
> > to do not the cartoon version, but a movie version
> > of the new character.
>
> > That I'll do by creating a Youtube contest.
>
> > Whoever comes up with the best movie video based on the cartoon, wins the prize.
>
> > I want to make sure every kid has a chance to win the prize.
>
> > That means, everyone is going to have to dress up
> > like the jewish character in the cartoon,
> > find a train
> > re-create the scene
> > with their video camera or cell camera
> > and post it online.
>
> > Best video wins the prize money.
>
> > The Starmaker
>
> I think you should make the black guy a hispanic guy, then you can
> play the hispanic guy mistaken for the jewish guy.

*I* will play the Jewish woman mistaken for a Latina woman. We can
call it when Jorge Met Lori. Everyone will have to dress up as a
Spaniard. I insist.

[thepinkpantsuit]

And while you're working on casting, I'd like Rita Moreno to play my
mother. Let me know where and when to enter to win!

[thepinkpantsuit]

Hey, I already have the opening number:

La coo coo rah chah
La coo coo rah chah
Baruch ata adonai
This is a story
In all its glory
About a Jewish girl and kooky boy.

I will so win.

[thepinkpantsuit]

Just to give you a clearer idea of my creative vision----

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOUilxJWm24

[The Starmaker]

You're not gettin anytin for valentines day! Nothin!!! So don't bother
to wake up tommorow...

[thepinkpantsuit]

I guess you guys are cheap.

[The Starmaker]

If you got a boyfriend...I'm pretty sure he is buying a very expensive gift today for his other girlfriend.

(check his credit card statements for today...or look in his pockets for cash receipts, or smell what perfume is on him)

[thepinkpantsuit]

I hate to disappoint you, mi hombre, but he smelled like the dinner he
cooked.

[The Starmaker]

check to see if he is barefoot and pregnant..

[The Starmaker]

I know he has another woman in his life...
I can describe her to you..what she is wearing, the color of her hair...even her name.

[thepinkpantsuit]

Yeah, really? Okay, go ahead.

[The Starmaker]

Don't get mad at him..
it's just that
you're so perfect
you're impeccable
you're so...flawless
He just feels... inferior
to you.
He feels so inadequate
compared to you.

So..

Her name is... Mary.

She is thirty..
Five feet, six inches tall
Nicely built
clear and fair complexion
blond hair

She's a simple
unassuming female,
but with a quality of
inner loveliness that brings
real beauty to a woman.

She's a tender gentle woman
She's an understanding woman

She is dressed in a soft pink blouse
old fashion broach
flowing skirt
Her hair is attractively arranged.
She is preparing a drink for him right now..

[thepinkpantsuit]

LOL!

[thepinkpantsuit]

It's true. Those Marys have multiplied.

Help.

[thepinkpantsuit]

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>
> read more »

I tell you, you're really missing out over on FB. One woman just
changed her background to a vewy sad guy in a knit cap curling up and
clinging to a retriever. Everyone else is in Victoria's Secret. Ready
to scream.

[thepinkpantsuit]

> ...
>
> read more »

That's one former classmate. Another former classmate actually dyed
her hair red and is holding a retriever, somewhere on some blog.

You are really missing out.

[thepinkpantsuit]

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Not to mention women writing children's nursery rhymes, women writing
war stories, women on meet ups, women with men in bomber jackets. Tip
of the iceberg over yonder. From one to many.

[thepinkpantsuit]

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You're a class act Weller!

[thepinkpantsuit]

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Who has a better record? Alan or Dr. Drew Pinksy?!

Those gosh darn reality folks. Perhaps you should go join Martin &
Skip. Those ex bygone gfs really make for popularity.

[thepinkpantsuit]

The score is now Alan 3 - Pinsky 6.

Good-bye bully!

[thepinkpantsuit]

I meant
YIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Thank you lord.

[The Starmaker]

jaybee is dead?

[The Starmaker]

he won't be stepping on anybodys toes anymore...

[thepinkpantsuit]

YEP. YEP. YEP.

[thepinkpantsuit]

So now Mary and Jaybee have died premature deaths, leaving behind a
legacy of me telling them, "hey! put down the 1000 proof vodka, and
you put down the last cookie!" while Alan cheered on their vicious
harassing. Interestingly enough, not one ng person--moderators etc.---
appears to be willing to sign their real name to mc's fb memorial for
their 'friend'. I guess someone did do something about him, because
those two were dangerously off the charts. Obvious by the end result.

[thepinkpantsuit]

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And what does this make me? Very very right. From day one. They are
insanely jealous, self-destructive people who get online to spew their
jealousy and misery at others. And pick up trash along the way.
Ingredients as follows: a group of plain dull women of average
intelligence. Mix with rejected men. Roll camera.

[thepinkpantsuit]

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In fact, I think Alan's new motto should be, "I ban healthy people."

[The Starmaker]

And you're so healthy?

[thepinkpantsuit]

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Um, yes. I am the least demented person on the entire internet.
Absolutely.

[thepinkpantsuit]

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Crown me Queen of Normal. Except for maybe talking to you. But there
again, unlike everyone here, I don't delude myself. And when someone I
don't know wants to friend ME, I ask questions. Nor do I run around
playing games with people to market things.

What normal isn't is cockfighting mentally disturbed people.

[thepinkpantsuit]

> ...
>
> read more »

So, let me recount my Alan experience: two crazy friends of his
chasing me thru usenet with his blessing. Now dead from self-
destructive forces. One friend friending me but refusing to tell me
why. I mean why say why when marketing takes priority over my personal
safety, and a slew of crazy women trying to be me. Obviously they find
it flattering.

[The Starmaker]

You're "demented"?, That's so Hot!

You're like the perfect woman, pretty and a little demented...and a body that won't quit.

[Howard Brazee]

Why do people quote pages and pages text to add a line?

Again and again and again and again?

--
Anybody who agrees with one side all of the time or disagrees with the
other side all of the time is equally guilty of letting others do
their thinking for them.

[thepinkpantsuit]

On Mar 1, 6:29 pm, Howard Brazee <how...@brazee.net> wrote:
> Why do people quote pages and pages text to add a line?
>
> Again and again and again and again?

Good point because that certainly needed editing.

[thepinkpantsuit]

Hey, over there, how's that almost phd?

[thepinkpantsuit]

"well, by almost I meant undergrad."

[The Starmaker]

I'm currently holding auditions
for the re-make of The Incident

finally found an actor who looks Jewish.

I already got him in a second movie I'm working on....

I'll post the audition when I'm finished.


The Starmaker

[The Starmaker]

Hey, I haven't finish yet!

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/brooklyn/melee-erupts-cops-arrest-muslim-teen-taunting-jewish-subway-rider-article-1.1320655#ixzz2QuwKlYDy

I'm still working on it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPMInDV25G4


The Starmaker

>> > > > > This is the stuff you guys come up with on TV? "nigger smell"?
>> > > > >
>> > > > > I would have to say "nigger smell" is more offensive than just saying "nigger".
>> > > > >
>> > > > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pn2iQtJGwk
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Why would the TV writers, and the producers, the content makers alow this?

>> > > > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pn2iQtJGwk
>> > > > >

>> > > > > I think it says a lot about the kind of people who make these...Television Plays.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pn2iQtJGwk
>> > > > >
>> > > > > It says a lot about You..despicable.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > The Starmaker
>> > > >
>> > > > Now, lets for instance you take the same scene:
>> > > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pn2iQtJGwk
>> > > >
>> > > > And instead of the character being Black, change the character to Jewish.
>> > > >
>> > > > What would the dialouge be like?
>> > > >
>> > > > The Starmaker
>> > >
>> > > Now if you take this scene:
>> > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pn2iQtJGwk
>> > >
>> > > and you change the character to a Jewish guy, then he would say
>> > > instead of "nigger smell" it would be "kike smell".
>> > >

>> > > Do you know what Jewish people smell like? They don't smell it, but everybody else smells it. "Jewish smell".
>> > >
>> > > No one has come here and said I'm anti-Black, but Hypocrite Like Hunter and others will

>> > > all of a sudden jup in and say I'm anit-Jewish. Hypocrites, they are the worse in this world.
>> > >
>> > > hypocrite;

>> > > a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion
>> > >
>> > > They are the worse.
>> > >
>> > > The Starmaker
>> > >

>> > > Do me a favor, next time you see a Jewish person in Hollywood...get a close as you can, take a snif and

>okay, i got some of the script:
>
>White guy: Allright, Who's got the cards? Hey you got some cards? Who's got the cards?
>
>White Guy (to Black guy) Hey how about you, you got some cards?
>
>Black guy: Wish I did.
>
>White guy: How about some dice? You got any dice?
>
>Black Guy: Can't help you.
>
>White Guy: Sho, nuff (sure enough)
>
>Black Guy (smiling): Sho, nuff (sure enough)
>
>White Guy: Wat are you, what are you grining at?
>
>Black Guy: Nothing. I'm with you Jack.
>
>White Guy: You're with me?
>
>Black Guy: That's right.
>
>White Guy: Why? What do you mean you're with me?
>
>Black guy: Just what I say, anything you wanna do is okay with me. If you want to knock
>some heads together, you just go ahead. It's okay with me.
>
>White Guy: Yeah?
>
>Black Guy: Sure.
>
>White Guy: You want to know something buddy? I wouldn't have you
>with me if you were the last man..you know that..I rather have a.. a DEAD Dog with me
>than you.
>
>Black Guy: Okay, you do what you wanna do.
>
>White Guy: Yeah? You know why? You wanna know why?
>Because I don't like Black...what do you think of that, huh?
>
>
>Black Guy: Okay, you made your point.
>
>
>White Guy: No, no..oh no, you started shooting your mouth off. I didn't make no point, I just
>want to tell you, I don't like Black.
>
>"Cause blacks like dirt, ya know?" I mean like, it smells..
>
>"Watsamatter Don't you believe me? Don't you believe it smells, 'JACK'?"

>Ask anybody. They'll tell you. GO AHEAD, ASK THEM! They'll tell you.
>You probably cannot smell it no more. I can smell it from there...
>

>"It's what they call, 'NIGGER SMELL.'"
>
>Black Guy: "Don't mess with me."
>
>White Guy: Do you hear that Jack, 'NIGGER SMELL?
>
>Black Guy: I said don't mess with me!
>
>White Guy: Don't you believe me Jack, 'NIGGER SMELL.
>
>Black Guy: Now, don't mess with me!!"
>
>White Guy: She probably cannot smell it no more either. You can't smell it, she can't
>smell it.
>
>Black Guy (gets up) I SAID DON'T MESS WITH ME!
>
>
>
>
>
>I got to change the black character to a jewish character...
>
>White guy: Allright, Who's got the cards? Hey you got some cards? Who's got the cards?
>
>White Guy (to Jewisg guy) Hey how about you, you got some cards?
>
>Jewish Guy: No you Schmuck.
>
>White Guy? Schmuck??
>
>
>
>(i didn't realize it would take this long to make a cartoon...)
>
>
>
>The Starmaker