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Richard

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Dec 26, 2005, 12:28:18 PM12/26/05
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Yes fans of the crazy kook, it is the one and only infamous Richard you
all love and love to hate so much.
I'm finally back online and now with my super duper laptop and wifi,
have access to the net right inside the truck just like at home. For
the moment anyway, wifi at the flying j is almost like having cable.
Yeah I've been royally frickin busy with c r england and this weekend I
just happen to be lucky and decided to sit out at the truckstop rather
than going 300 miles out of my way just to be home for a couple of
nights. Just another weekend to me.
I see there's a few new faces in the group since I last posted and the
name calling and crapola continues just the same. So if I'm not around
you guys find some one else to pick on.
Since my last post back earlier in the summer, I finally managed to
latch onto a deficated account.
This is not your dedicated run where you go from same customer to same
customer on a continous basis. In and out of the same place two or
three times a week.
I run strictly for birdseye foods. I take a load out of birdseye and
deliver it. My return load goes to birdseye. Or I may do a shuttle
thing between two warehouses.
Since it is dedicated, I already know what I'm going to do for next
week.After I deliver my load on tuesday, I pick up a load and head for
NY, just north of syracuse, then head right back.
So next weekend I'll be right back in the same truckstop most likely.
What makes this dedicated run even more appealing is, I get paid for
2500 miles a week even if I only run a 1,000 miles.


When you literally live in the truck and have absolutely no expenses,
all that income goes right to my bank account.

I am aslo now in my second truck with the company. The first one they
took from me and traded it in. Been with the company 8 months now and
have reached 100,000 road miles.
Made nearly $25,000. As a company driver? And I ain't even workin hard.

For those of you considering driving a truck for a living, check out c
r england.
But under no circumstances do I recommend going into their leasing
agreement.
They will cut your throat deeply.
I've heard to many drivers telling me how much the company screwed
them.
As one driver put it, it's not a lease, it's a rental agreement.
And do you get a new truck? Noooo. You get one that's been abused so
bad it's a wonder it's still on the road.
My personal advice to rookies,do not consider leasing a truck from
anyone until you've had at least 3 years of experience and have got a
bank account set aside just for that purpose. Otherwise you'll be in
the doghouse in a matter of weeks.
I'm satisfied being a company driver. With fuel prices today, it's bad
enough trying to make ends meet. I won't do it. Unless I can pay cash
for the truck.

Well I guess that's about all I have to say for now.
I'm sure a few will have some choice words to say to me.

Seasons greetings to all.
Drive safe and remember, feed the birds, starve the bears.

Troublemaker

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Dec 26, 2005, 1:26:04 PM12/26/05
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"Richard" <richa...@usa.com> wrote in message
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>
> Well I guess that's about all I have to say for now.
> I'm sure a few will have some choice words to say to me.

Just one:

*Plonk!*


Knight Of The Road

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Dec 26, 2005, 1:49:41 PM12/26/05
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"Richard" <richa...@usa.com> wrote

> Seasons greetings to all.
> Drive safe and remember, feed the birds, starve the bears.
>


Yay, Season's greetings to all in the US of A from here in lil ol' England.
I am mainly a lurker but love reading about you guys and gals and the deal
over there (I drive a tractor trailer or "articulated lorry" as we call them
here.......)

And a Happy New Year!

--
Regards, Vince

www.TruckDrivingInRussia.co.uk


Baron von Richthofen

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Dec 26, 2005, 9:41:57 PM12/26/05
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"Richard" <richa...@usa.com> wrote in message
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Oh boy, Walker will be glad you are back! He was asking about you when you
were gone.

Me, I've learned how to deal with being called a wannabe. I simply use
names that I'd wannabe, like Robert H. Goddard.

Have a happy new year if I forget to wish it to you later.

The Baron


Archie Leach

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Dec 26, 2005, 10:36:50 PM12/26/05
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Brandon Woklock-Bardham, Field Marshal, The 108th North Staffordshire Regiment (QFSM RCPM DSC)

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Dec 26, 2005, 11:02:56 PM12/26/05
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On or about 27/12/05, Archie Leach <ak@dmk.s>, the elderly ragbag and
bitchy bum-jockey who likes inventive pile driving with kangaroos, and
whose partner is an one-way-girl with a cavernous tunnel of love, wrote
in <mod1r1tk3fjfive7o...@4ax.com>:

Hey, Arch.

> "Richard" <richa...@usa.com> wrote:

>> When you literally live in the truck and have absolutely no expenses,

And no access to showers.

<aside>
The cunt must stink to fucking high heaven, in more ways than one.

gashauler

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Dec 26, 2005, 11:15:49 PM12/26/05
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"Baron von Richthofen" <woo...@att.net> wrote in message
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KISS KISS KISS


gashauler

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Dec 26, 2005, 11:20:53 PM12/26/05
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How about the song Roger Wittekind is singing right now. HEY HEY my
boyfriends back.


Sean Monaghan

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Dec 26, 2005, 11:43:47 PM12/26/05
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[AFA-B and alt.fucknozzles added]

To commemorate PJR's last monthly AUK ballot, and to celebrate his
retirement, I'll be making a few *special* nominations - the first of
which....

(RtS returned just in time for this one)

I hereby nominate Richard "the st00pid" Bullis for the Office of Village
idiot.

Seconds, anyone?

--
Sean Monaghan

Samaritan Awards: http://www.hydroclick.com/samaritan

gpsman

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Dec 26, 2005, 11:49:52 PM12/26/05
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Sean Monaghan wrote:
> I hereby nominate Richard "the st00pid" Bullis for the Office of Village
> idiot.
>
> Seconds, anyone?

Second.
-----

gpsman

Archie Leach

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Dec 26, 2005, 11:51:18 PM12/26/05
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Sean Monaghan <se...@petitmorte.net> wrote:

I fully approve of this nomination (I think I've used up my second)
but I wonder if, seeing as how this is PJR's last ballot, that with
St00pid returning to Usenet like the swallows to San Juan Capistrano,
we (TINW) shouldn't come up with yet another special award for
st00pid.

Aratzio

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Dec 27, 2005, 11:26:17 AM12/27/05
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On Tue, 27 Dec 2005 04:51:18 GMT, Archie Leach <ak@dmk.s>
transparently proposed:

Only if he can demonstrate that he has learned some new *stoopid*
trick.

--

AHM Wanker Stomping Award - 2005

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

David Formosa (aka ? the Platypus) on 10-22-2005
Message-Id: <slrndlk3ae....@dformosa.zeta.org.au>

"But it is not isolated AUK has a massive impact the rest of usenet."

http://www.tweaknet.info/aratzio.html

Sean Monaghan

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Dec 27, 2005, 11:40:46 AM12/27/05
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On Tue, 27 Dec 2005 16:26:17 GMT, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

I'm inclined to agree. RtS already has plenty of awards, including having
the Foam Duck renamed after him. Another special award for Bullis should
probably require something new. Then again, living out of a truck for 8
months and still thinking about AUK can be seen as a new milestone in his
kook career.

Aratzio

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Dec 27, 2005, 11:56:02 AM12/27/05
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On Tue, 27 Dec 2005 16:40:46 +0000, Sean Monaghan
<se...@petitmorte.net> transparently proposed:

Living as a homeless truck driver is just normal RtS. However
remembering AUK (did he?) would indicate full *recovery* from the
blugeoning.

Sean Monaghan

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Dec 27, 2005, 12:30:48 PM12/27/05
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On Tue, 27 Dec 2005 16:56:02 GMT, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

Not specifically - but his first returning words were "yes fans of the
crazy kook", and the subject line was "Holiday greetings from the crazy
trucking kook!"; so the ownership signs are still there, even though they
are still heavily clouded by ko0kfog. ;-)

> would indicate full *recovery* from the blugeoning.

A quick glance at his recent posts in MTT reveal the 'normal'
(non-meltdown) Bullis. The Village Idiot nomination is all I'm seeing as
of now.

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tinplated

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Dec 28, 2005, 4:19:21 PM12/28/05
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On Tue, 27 Dec 2005 16:56:02 GMT, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

Agreed as to the AUK obsession. Disagreed as to the 'normal' RtS.

The Bullis history of rampant fucknuttery is the stuff legends are
made of. However, as far as I remember, he has never actually been
homeless and living out of his truck. He has moved "Casa Del Perv"
($1.00 to Sharon B) from trailer park to trailer park. Sponged off his
relatives for extended periods. At some point, didn't he swap his
ratty trailer for one in even worse shape?

In any event, as another poster pointed out - 8 months in a fargin'
truck? <boggles> The stench... the flies... the sticky magazines...

No, there has to be something special to award RtS for his ability to
keep AUK foremost in mind while he scrounged enough deposit bottles to
afford a third-hand laptop. (V punatrq gung sebz "n svir lrne byq
yncgbc", orpnhfr qvqa'g jnag uvz trggva' nyy fyboorel naq fghss.)

What's the name of the fruitcake who got the (now revoked) restraining
order against David Letterman? Bullis approaches that level of
single-minded devotion, in his love for AUK. An award named after her,
and granted by executive decision would be a fitting capstone to the
illustrious career of the Wrangler Emeritus.

IMHO.


JD "honest to god, i swear them there tires imploded!" S

Dr. Robert H. Goddard

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Dec 28, 2005, 9:52:19 PM12/28/05
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gashauler wrote in message ...
>KISS KISS KISS


That line above was funnier, after you and Top made up after a falling out.


Walker

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Dec 31, 2005, 10:05:09 PM12/31/05
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Baron von Richthofen wrote:
> Oh boy, Walker will be glad you are back! He was asking about you
> when you were gone.

I asked about Bullis? Please post a cite, or retract your statement.

--
Walker


Dr. Robert H. Goddard

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Dec 31, 2005, 10:13:27 PM12/31/05
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Walker wrote in message ...

Here is your cite:

-----Original Message-----
From: Walker <walke...@NOSPAMgmail.com>
Newsgroups: misc.transport.trucking
Date: Friday, December 09, 2005 8:04 PM
Subject: Re: "Walker".........

>Cloned Robert H. Goddard wrote:
>>
>>
>> In other words, Walker is just waiting for the "Homeless Truck
>> Driver" to return.
>>
>> Talking about "Homeless Truck Driver," I can just see Richard's
>> address now.
>> Richard Bullis
>> WERNER 30651
>> Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut,
>> Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii or etc etc.
>
>Been in touch with your Good Buddy Bullis, I see.
>
>You two exchaning, "Tasteful Nude Pictures of Childern," with each other?
>
>Just wondering...
>
>--
>Walker.

Walker

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Dec 31, 2005, 10:28:50 PM12/31/05
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> Here is your cite:
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Walker <walke...@NOSPAMgmail.com>
> Newsgroups: misc.transport.trucking
> Date: Friday, December 09, 2005 8:04 PM
> Subject: Re: "Walker".........
>
>> Cloned Robert H. Goddard wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>> In other words, Walker is just waiting for the "Homeless Truck
>>> Driver" to return.
>>>
>>> Talking about "Homeless Truck Driver," I can just see Richard's
>>> address now.
>>> Richard Bullis
>>> WERNER 30651
>>> Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado,
>>> Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii or etc etc.
>>
>> Been in touch with your Good Buddy Bullis, I see.
>>
>> You two exchaning, "Tasteful Nude Pictures of Childern," with each
>> other?
>>
>> Just wondering...
>>
>> --
>> Walker.

My question was to you, not Richard.

--
Walker.


Dr. Robert H. Goddard

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Dec 31, 2005, 10:51:04 PM12/31/05
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Walker wrote in message ...
>

You removed my quote, but I said "about Richard" and then proved to you
asked about "You two" where the other person was definitely Richard.

I hope you are not starting to spin on me.

Have a happy 2006 when it gets to you.


Walker

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Dec 31, 2005, 11:15:34 PM12/31/05
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Dr. Robert H. Goddard wrote:
>> You removed my quote, but I said "about Richard" and then proved to
> you asked about "You two" where the other person was definitely
> Richard.
>
> I hope you are not starting to spin on me.
>
> Have a happy 2006 when it gets to you.

Okay... I've read the above about 10 times, and can't make any since of it.

What do I need to do, Roger?

--
Walker


The Baron

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Dec 31, 2005, 11:26:56 PM12/31/05
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"Walker" <Walke...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in message
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Just have a Happy New Year and try to forget that you asked me about
Richard. Even though, when you asked about him, you asked by using the
phrase "you two" in a direct reference to him.

Change of subject.

A while back I posted about a woman I met in Des Moines. Well, guess who
called me tonight??? Shame she had to be drunk to do it, but I wished her a
"Happy New Year" and after talking a bit, I was given permission to call her
back some other time.


Rocky

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Sep 19, 2010, 10:51:53 AM9/19/10
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"Richard" <richa...@usa.com> wrote in message
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>
> I see there's a few new faces in the group since I last posted and the
> name calling and crapola continues just the same. So if I'm not around
> you guys find some one else to pick on.

Oh, no Richard. They didn't start picking on me when you left they started
picking on me because I wouldn't pick on you.

tscottme didn't realize at the time that he hijacked my thread that I'd won
a jury trial 12 to 0 without an attorney and learned then that you can prove
there was 16 years of lies if you can prove why there was 16 years of lies.

Back to tscottme. He started picking on me in the exact same thread that I
posted about getting my CDL on September 11, 2003 just because I replied to
a post of yours.

http://MTT.JusticeGoneWild.com

Rocky


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