A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks
stops into a brothel outside Vegas.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and
says,"I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!!
The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of
money you could have one of my finest ladies and a
three-course meal."
The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny,
I'm homesick."
That must have been Amy D's husband.
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Bill Seas wrote:
LOL..that IS pretty funny. :) I printed it for the husband.
amy
rockyroads wrote:
And you don't have a wife, WHY, sweetie? :)
amy
That was uncalled for. Grow up dude.
Humpty
Hell, thats obvious...would YOU want to be married tosomeone like him??
No don't think he has one,,maybe
he is waiting for Richard to make up
his mind, joyce
I do not see the post you replied to yet, but it sort of smells like Zčke
again.
He has been known for picking on you in the past with the "Rocky" name.
Ditto what he said.
Yep, we all expected it: "It wasn't me! It was an imposter!"
Enough! Hypocrite.
Post please. Date and Time. Maybe it was RT that posted it this time.
realitytrucker wrote:
LOL! Zeke, BE GOOD! :)
amy
Smells like Zeke but might be me. Is the same "me" that you inferred
didn't know squat about computers? I was merely commenting that you
did as I, and probably more than a few others figured you would..
Someone threw out a line with bait on it and you took it hook, line,
and sinker, as they say.
Somebody should just ask Zčke if it was him again. He ignores me.
Nope... not me. I haven't nymshifted since my so called "confession".
Well, it had the MO and the BO of the supernews Superkook.
Tim I never posted with the name used above. Take a close look at it. It
is all lower case and missing the space.
How can you blame everything on me when you can't tell my post from my
imposters post?
It is clear from just a few post I have dug up recently that my imposters
fucked you up and you deny that!
Once more: I told you Dave Ruff and Barry Helveston have played you for a
fool, but aparently I forgot to add my imposters played both you and Amy for
fools.
Rocky
Once again Newsgroup destroying Tim. I never posted with the name
"rockyroads." I always used caps and I never left out the space.
You destroyed this newsgroup eating shit from posters you thought was me!
Oh well, at least you managed to get Dave Ruff to commit MTT Hara Kiri. <G>
Rocky
How are things in Fantasyland, Woger?
Shawn, I hope you did not incorrectly think the poster that posted that was
me just because Amy and Tim did.
If you did, was that part of the reason you Ratted to Ruff?
About your Rat to Ruff: Dave says one thing, Barry says another. It is
starting to look like you told one of them my name and the other one of them
what company I worked for then let them put it together.
What's your story?
Rocky
What in the fuck are you talking about ????????? Did you smoke something
illegal today ???? Your brain just ain't functioning again.
Shawn
There you have it Roger. You have succeeded in alienating everyone on this
newsgroup. Your task is finished.
If you had left more of the original post in your reply above, you would
have seen that someone was posting with the name "rockyroads" to poke fun at
Amy.
I never posted with that name so it had to be one of my Clones or genuine
nameshifter where they make little changes to your name.
In other words, if you thought it was me, you were *wrong.*
-------------------------------------
Either way, so you told Dave Ruff. The fact remains, I still had to go
through years of bullshit about my CDL after that and before I finally
tracked down the *exact* post that started it all.
Now if Tim wants to try and shit in my face, I'll be able to point to his
shit behind all the shit.
Rocky
So I pissed off a Spy. My of my.
I always wondered why Shawn asked so many questions and wanted to know the
websites to both the trucking companies I worked for. Shawn even got
concerned over little things that didn't seem right.
Besides, I do not give credit to Shawn for taking down Dave Ruff. The
credit for taking down Dave Rufft belongs to "A Teamster."
Do not forget who's name Dave Ruff cried out when he had his meltdown before
he committed "Hara Kiri." The name Dave Ruff cried out at the end of his
post was "A TEAMSTER" and he even used all caps just like that.
S-T-O-P and the group will stop. Is that so hard to comprehend
???????????????????????????? FUCK !!!
Shawn
aka Rat Informant (good new name huh Rog ???) I LIKE it !!!!
> So I pissed off a Spy. My of my.
SPY ?????????????? ROFLMAO
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I've heard it all !!! I just spilt my soda !!!!! Good one Rog ...
anyone got any popcorn ???? This is getting entertaining !!!!
Rat Informant
aka Spy
Didn't last long.
TOP
--
The good die young, pricks last forever.
"A Teamster" proved you wrong!
"A Teamster" proved he didn't want Dave Ruff posting about me like Dave Ruff
had done for years and that finally put an end to Dave Ruff!
Would that have been too hard for you to do???
Every time Dave Ruff would bash the hell out of me with one of his bullshit
post, a post that would not be allowed on a Moderated group, all Dave Ruff
did was raise the noise level on this newsgroup. Do not tell me you could
not see that happen.
>
> S-T-O-P and the group will stop. Is that so hard to comprehend
> ???????????????????????????? FUCK !!!
I have stopped before, it was early 2006.
I'm in the process of answering one of your other post to show how easy it
was for Dave Ruff to restart all the CDL bullshit because realitytrucker had
a hair-line trigger.
The fact that realitytrucker had a hair line trigger is easily proven by how
he started all this bullshit about my CDL on June 18, 2004 and how easy it
was for him to restart it on February 21, 2006.
About all realitytrasher ever did was look for ways to fuck me over and Dave
Ruff would feed him and feed him and feed him after that!
I wasn't up against just one TROLL, I was up against a WARMONGER with a
whole army of TROLLS.
> Shawn
> aka Rat Informant (good new name huh Rog ???) I LIKE it !!!!
Yeah, pretty funny but the sad thing is, realitytrucker will probably still
claim you are one of my sockpuppets.
Oh, and do not forget, I've put the ball in realitytrasher's court. If he
wants to keep all this shit going, I will dissect Dave Ruff's final "Will
and Testament" so maybe Tim can see what Dave Ruff really said.
Rocky
there was an attempt and besides it didn't take that long to answer Shawn's
post to quit your bitch'n.
But while you are here, I wanted to thank you for saying "Post on Topic"
instead of what you used to do with just "stop posting." Your second plan
of action is a lot better for this group and I wonder if Doug McCrary
helped you change your mind. Did he?
Rocky
Lessee, Shawn is now a "spy" and A Teamster is your new imagininary
best buddy.
>
> Would that have been too hard for you to do???
>
> Every time Dave Ruff would bash the hell out of me with one of his bullshit
> post, a post that would not be allowed on a Moderated group, all Dave Ruff
> did was raise the noise level on this newsgroup. Do not tell me you could
> not see that happen.
>
>
>
> > S-T-O-P and the group will stop. Is that so hard to comprehend
> > ???????????????????????????? FUCK !!!
>
> I have stopped before, it was early 2006.
Until you got that ol' attention jones and started it up again.
>
> I'm in the process of answering one of your other post to show how easy it
> was for Dave Ruff to restart all the CDL bullshit because realitytrucker had
> a hair-line trigger.
That's me alright....ol' "Hair-Line (?)" Trigger TIm.
>
> The fact that realitytrucker had a hair line trigger is easily proven by how
> he started all this bullshit about my CDL on June 18, 2004 and how easy it
> was for him to restart it on February 21, 2006.
>
> About all realitytrasher ever did was look for ways to fuck me over and Dave
> Ruff would feed him and feed him and feed him after that!
If it appeared that way, I apologise. I was really looking for ways
to, hopefully, get RID of you.
>
> I wasn't up against just one TROLL, I was up against a WARMONGER with a
> whole army of TROLLS.
That's me, ol' Hair-Line (?)" Trigger Tim of the 2d Division 1st Troll
Regiment.
>
> > Shawn
> > aka Rat Informant (good new name huh Rog ???) I LIKE it !!!!
>
> Yeah, pretty funny but the sad thing is, realitytrucker will probably still
> claim you are one of my sockpuppets.
No, Woger, he actually makes sense in his posts. You don't.
>
> Oh, and do not forget, I've put the ball in realitytrasher's court. If he
> wants to keep all this shit going, I will dissect Dave Ruff's final "Will
> and Testament" so maybe Tim can see what Dave Ruff really said.
"Dissect"? Is that your way of saying Cut and Paste? I'm sure you
WILL "dissecrt" it and put it back tegether to suit your delusional
visions.
>
> http://wannabe.home.att.net
>
> Wocky
I've told you I make up my own mind especially when it comes to you. When
you say something I exspect you to act on what you feel not what someone
else says. If you react to them then you have no control. At that point
you have surrendered to them and have turned you mind and actions over to
them. How long have you been reacting to who claim are trolls? If you
think you are not in control then why do you have to fight so hard, why do
you have post the same thing time after time? Yes you have no control.
Until you gain control and be you own man I have nothing to say to you.
Top
Wow, dragging up old posts to start shit.
Who does -that- remind you of?
Talk about -obsessed-...
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a reasonable question. The problem for me in answering is that
I'm theorizing with more intuited logic than facts." -JOF
Popeye/ www.finalprotectivefire.com
> If you would have stopped playing your
No one cares.
Dave you are so full of it. Even after I posted the full front and back of
my CDL, in about 24 hours realitytrasher was calling it fake too!
Here, see for yourself what Tim said about my CDL when I posted the front
and back of it and then realize it wasn't long at all before realitytrasher
was back to bullshitting about my CDL again.
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.transport.trucking/msg/ed566accd72133a1
The fact is, once you got the bullshit started on February 17, 2004 there
was nothing I could do but let the shit run it's course.
It took the combined efforts of "A Teamster" and Shawn to even start to put
an end to all the shit you started on February 17, 2004.
http://dave.ruff.the.newsgroup.hijacker.on.slimefest.com
More about the shit from the Trolls here can be found at:
http://wookiee.home.att.net/MiscTransportTruckingTrolls
Rocky
Good God Dave you post shit to this very day!
As for the "dissecting" well you saved me a lot of time by posting your
motive for feeding Tim all the time so I might skip on my dissecting of one
of your post.
Besides, you have been dreaming about what could happen in the future for
eons and has it ever??? NO. You and Tim have just been a termendous waste
of time for this entire newsgroup.
Rocky
Too bad you didn't notice Dave Ruff's obsession a lot earlier. If you had,
you might not have eaten so much Shit from that Newsgroup Destroying Troll
yourself.
http://dave.ruff.the.newsgroup.hijacker.on.slimefest.com
http://wookiee.home.att.net/MiscTransportTruckingTrolls
Rocky
> Too bad you didn't notice Dave Ruff's obsession a lot earlier. If you
> had,
> you might not have eaten so much Shit from that Newsgroup Destroying Troll
> yourself.
Don't kid yourself, Wannabe Wash Boy.
You know you did your own self in here.
Popeye/ www.finalprotectivefire.com
> Dave you are so full of it.
He sure is.
Obsession, that is.
> Even after I posted the full front and back of
> my CDL,
No you didn't.
That cutn'paste shit is a forgery.
>in about 24 hours realitytrasher was calling it fake too!
Of course.
You've had several other chances to prove yourself, and you ran like a
little bitch.
Popeye/ www.finalprotectivefire.com
> "Dave" <sword...@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:zYmdncy8AofWyBTb...@comcast.com...
>>
>> "realitytrucker" <timp...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:1182642450.3...@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
>>> On Jun 23, 2:47 pm, "Rocky" <wook...@att.net> wrote:
>>>
>>> "Dissect"? Is that your way of saying Cut and Paste? I'm sure you
>>> WILL "dissecrt" it and put it back tegether to suit your delusional
>>> visions.
>>>
>> Tim, let the delusional mind do what he wants. He can dissect
>> anything he wants and the only one that will believe him is him. We'd
>> have to hire someone to dissect all his postings because it would be
>> a full time job. But it should be a job for the medical mental
>> profession so he could become a case number. Besides what I hear he
>> won't be working very long either.
>
>
> Wow, dragging up old posts to start shit.
>
> Who does -that- remind you of?
>
> Talk about -obsessed-...
>
See what I was saying?
Thank God for Lund Boats and Large Mouth Bass.
You are just dancing for Dave Ruff despite what you think.
God you people are S...L...O...W.
If you have been observant, you could have seen the trend in Dave Ruff as
early as February 2004 maybe earlier.
But no, people had too much fun playing Dave Ruff's games back then to see
what the Troll was doing with this newsgroup!
Dave Ruff turned this NG into one big stupid Flame-War with Dougie(poopeye)
and Jeffrey(Zeke) still doing his bidding.
Rocky
Forever.
You were told.
Don't cry now.
What would you say if you heard this shit on the CB?
Truer words have never been spoken :-)
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