Rocky on horseback

Zeke

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Dec 13, 2009, 6:01:53 AM12/13/09

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Rocky decides to try horseback riding for the first
time.

With no lessons, nor prior experience, he mounts the horse
unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops
along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but Rocky begins to slide
from the saddle.

In terror, he grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a
firm grip. He tries to throw his arms around the horse's neck, but
he slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along,
seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up his frail grip, Rocky attempts to leap away
from the horse and throw himself to safety.

Unfortunately, his foot has become entangled in the stirrup; he is
now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as his head is
struck against
the ground over and over.

As his head is battered against the ground, he is mere moments
away from
unconsciousness when to his great fortune.....

Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

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Rocky

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Dec 13, 2009, 7:33:29 AM12/13/09

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Zeke wrote:
> Rocky decides

Your being anal again Jeff just like other trolls here are being anal.

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Rocky - having a wonderful Christmas time

richard

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Dec 14, 2009, 6:00:36 PM12/14/09

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On Sun, 13 Dec 2009 04:01:53 -0700, Zeke wrote:

> Rocky decides to try horseback riding for the first
> time.
>
> With no lessons, nor prior experience, he mounts the horse
> unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops
> along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but Rocky begins to slide
> from the saddle.
>
> In terror, he grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a
> firm grip. He tries to throw his arms around the horse's neck, but
> he slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along,
> seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.
>
> Finally, giving up his frail grip, Rocky attempts to leap away
> from the horse and throw himself to safety.
>
> Unfortunately, his foot has become entangled in the stirrup; he is
> now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as his head is
> struck against
> the ground over and over.
>
> As his head is battered against the ground, he is mere moments
> away from
> unconsciousness when to his great fortune.....
>
>
>
>
> Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

Yeah that actually happened to me once. I was watching this old dude do the
same thing and when he got hung up, I went and unplugged it for him. I
asked him why he was on a kid's toy. Not a word. Just walked away.

Rocky

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Dec 15, 2009, 12:22:17 PM12/15/09

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Jeff was writting about a personal tradgedy and changed the names to
protect the guilty.

Surfing Trucker

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Jan 6, 2010, 3:15:14 PM1/6/10

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Rocky <woo...@att.net> wrote in news:547dc735-0d82-4d5b-9d4d-d5ce082d50d3
@b2g2000yqi.googlegroups.com:

> Rocky - having a wonderful Christmas time

Alone. Again.

Rocky

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Jan 6, 2010, 11:12:58 PM1/6/10

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Surfing Trucker wrote:
>

Barry's trolling again.

realitytrucker

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Jan 8, 2010, 2:59:05 PM1/8/10

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On Jan 6, 2:15 pm, Surfing Trucker <ba...@surfingtrucker.com> wrote:
> Rocky <wook...@att.net> wrote in news:547dc735-0d82-4d5b-9d4d-d5ce082d50d3

> @b2g2000yqi.googlegroups.com:
>
> > Rocky - having a wonderful Christmas time
>
> Alone. Again.

Translation:

Drunk and alone. Again.

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Jan 10, 2010, 1:07:14 PM1/10/10

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In article <ac1b2595-7b32-4354-b84a-fbbbfa371ca0
@l30g2000yqb.googlegroups.com>, timp...@gmail.com says...

He sniffed a cork he found in the garbage outside his dog wash.

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