Alanc and Bigfoot
North
Is Alanc bigfoot, or a crossbreed between Bigfoot and a human ?
1) Bigfoot and Alan both live in the Pacific NW.
2) Bigfoot and Alanc both stay hidden from society.
3) Bigfoot and Alanc both use nothing from"our world"
4) Both Bigfoot and Alanc like to stalk people camping.
5) Both Bigfoot and Alan run through the forest naked.
6) It is beleaved that Bigfoot is a vegan, Alan is also a vegan
7) Both Bigfoot and Alanc are anti-social.
8) Bigfoot is beleaved to be a myth, just like Alan's fantacys.
Am I on to something here ?
Halcitron
>Newsgroups: misc.survivalism
>Date: Thu, 03 Jul 2003 10:57:50 -0400
I am beginning to believe Alan C has been taken underground by a non-custodial
parent (mother), and is living in a commune, with others in similar situations.
The adults, with their warped sense of morales, have corrupted the minds of
these lost generations of children, and this is resulting in a "New Tribe" or a
spinnoff sect of the Rainbow People. They eat a meatless diet, wear tie died
clothes, and tire sandals. Through the years since the tribe was formed, they
have practiced cross-generational and inter-familiy breeding. The lack of meat
protein in their diet, and generations fo inter-family breeding, has caused a
chronological imbalance in their mental capacity and a weakening of their gene
pool. Darwin was right, evolution works best in a diverse breeding stock, but
suffers reciprocity effects, when the breeding pool is reduced or confined.
The boy in the bubble, is the experiment in the test tube.
caveat lector
Halcitron misc.survivalism
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Alan Connor
You ARE an entertaining fellow.
I have met several "Bigfoot". And we have taken many lessons from them about
staying out of your people's sight.
No, they don't have much in the way of language; Yes, they are herbivores and
insectivores and "stone-age" toolmakers. They sort of semi-hibernate in the
Winter in cold areas.
They do not eat animal products and
are peaceful to my knowledge, though I would not want to corner one or threaten
one of their rare young.
Fortunately, there is little likelihood of those things ever happenning.
They are swift as the wind and have senses that put your fancy technology to
shame.`
We only see them when they wish us too, and even a relative newcomer like me
is 20X as good in the Woods as any of you even dream of being.
That should tell you something.
alanc
Bill Dearth
"Alan Connor" <xxx...@xxxx.xxx> wrote in message
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Yep, tells me you have gone way off the deep end. I'll kick in some money
to send you to Loch Ness, I want to hear your report on Nessie. Maybe after
that, you can go to Tibet and have a pow wow with some yeti. Hell, you
could be a first class, world renowned xeno-biologist. Too bad your
credability is poorer then a virgin whore's.
Bill
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Buck Turgidson
>I've been thinking,
> Is Alanc bigfoot, or a crossbreed between Bigfoot and a human ?
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Nah,, he's related to the Crop Circles discovered today in California.
Maybe the aliens are trying to give the Governor an abacus...
North
>On 03 Jul 2003 20:06:10 GMT, Halcitron <halc...@aol.comhatespam> wrote:
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>You ARE an entertaining fellow.
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>I have met several "Bigfoot". And we have taken many lessons from them about
>staying out of your people's sight.
>
MY GAWD!!!!!!! I was right !!!!
Alanc is in fact a crossbreed between bigfoot and humans (Ol' Stella
got hard up)
Condor Chef
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Probably went more like this:
Alanc, blowgun in hand, crouched inside an Alder stand, monitoring the path
leading to his Magical Herb Garden(tm).
Crashing through the Salal from the low side of the trail -- can it be?
Bigfoot! Alanc has a split-second to decide: Interloper or friend? He
raises his blowgun, but Bigfoot has disappeared.
A large, hairy hand lightly comes to rest on Alanc's shoulder. Sporting a
Bigfoot-sized grin, and a Bigfoot-sized...um...appendage, the hirsute beast
flicks Alanc's hemp toga from his body, leans him over a stump, and --- this
is where the scene usually changes to volcanos erupting, waves crashing
against rocks, etc..
After a rousing rendition of "Dueling Banjos" - with an extra five choruses,
Bigfoot pats Alanc on the head and disappears down the trail.
As Alanc reties his toga, his thoughts turn immediately to *revenge*; "No
filthy animal treats *me* like that without a vasectomy!"
The next morning, Alanc has a new plan: "He's too quick to hit with a dart;
I'll set a booby trap and scare him away - that'll show him!" He hurridly
assembles a tripwire-activated catapult, full to the brim with gravel. Once
the trap is set, Alanc returns to the Alder stand to await his prey - but
his prey is already inside, waiting for him...
After the following half-hour, although Alanc discovered that he actually
*could* squeal like a pig - it didn't make the experience any better..... As
Bigfoot disappeared into the brush, Alanc made a vow; "I *will* kill that
monster - time to break out the CO generator (wicked cackle) tomorrow, he
dies!"
Early the next morning, deadly fogger in place and armed, Alanc slips behind
a boulder well above the trail - and meets his new friend, Bigfoot.
Scrambling backward, Alanc accidentally fires off the CO generator, and a
poor, defenseless deer, being in the wrong place at the wrong time, dies a
horrible death.
Bigfoot looks down at the deer, back at Alanc, and says:
"Hey, you're not just here for the sex, are you!?!?"
CC
Edray9426
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!
Myal
"Bill Dearth" <wde...@insightbb.com> wrote in message
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Send him to AU and he can play with a bunyip while he is at it
Myal
North
Thanks !!!, I just broke a rib laughing so hard !!!
Alan Connor
Me too.
:-|
alanc
Mike
Hes kidding right?
Sarcastic right?
LMAO, thats it I am cancelling my cable for sure now, this is just too entertaining.
Mike
Alan Connor
Right. I've got a sore asshole and YOU are laughing.
alanc
p o t@beer.com TDKozan
"Alan Connor" <xxx...@xxxx.xxx> wrote in message
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| Right. I've got a sore asshole and YOU are laughing.
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| alanc
LOL!
Every so often, you somehow manage to show traces of an astonishing sense of
humor.
Good on yer!
TK
--
Cogito ergo bibo
Sue
I can't speak for your asshole (thank God!!) but I sure am laughing.
Sue - from Alan's fillfile - or not
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Halcitron
>Newsgroups: misc.survivalism
>Date: Thu, 03 Jul 2003 22:24:11 GMT
That's a keeper :)