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Oct 11, 2001, 9:25:10 AM10/11/01
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How are you...

I am glad to tell you about our Agency. Russian Ladies come to our
office and leave their information in our base. We give you this
information in order to help you get acquainted to our ladies. We are
one of few agencies that give you adresses of only that ladies who
personally come to our office and all of them are real. We want you to
be happy!

mailto:fi...@pipka.ru
http://www.allrussianladies.com

P.S.: We have made a guest book!!!
So now you are able to tell us and
other people your ideas and opinions!!!

Lonnie Courtney Clay

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Oct 11, 2001, 2:13:02 PM10/11/01
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fi...@pipka.ru (File) wrote in message news:<5cc390e8.01101...@posting.google.com>...

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I looked at a few in your catalogue, but did not see Barbie. Perhaps
she has changed her name or not come in yet ? The ideal Barbie for me
is 26+/-5 Years old, PHD in Chemistry or Physics, ready to start
raising a family, and at least 5'8''. She can always dye her hair if
it is not already blond. She should be fluent in English and the 'C'
language.

In return she gets a well endowed through overweight 45 year old
software engineer who speaks English and has used various computer
languages. Although unemployed since 1990 and flat broke, I expect
that my wife can earn enough for both of us until she markets software
which I will write. All the rest is personal or commercial trade
secrets so I will not post it here....

Feel free to send me email, including explicit photos and a resume at
LCC...@aol.com! On second thought I regret that the photos must be
posted on a website because I never accept any email with an
attachment......

Here's to international relationships! Soviets bad, Russians GOOD!

My, My what a day!
Lonnie Courtney Clay

Lewin A.R.W. Edwards

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Oct 11, 2001, 2:20:18 PM10/11/01
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> > I am glad to tell you about our Agency. Russian Ladies come to our
> > office and leave their information in our base. We give you this
>
> I looked at a few in your catalogue, but did not see Barbie. Perhaps
> she has changed her name or not come in yet ? The ideal Barbie for me
> is 26+/-5 Years old, PHD in Chemistry or Physics, ready to start
> raising a family, and at least 5'8''. She can always dye her hair if

Heheh. You'll be lucky to get a 78-year-old Baba Yaga with steel teeth and a
borscht fetish methinks. I hate these agencies so much; I get spam of all
sorts from them. One - "Svetlana" - has been particularly persistent. ISTR
that not long before I left Australia, their Australian branches were shut
down with vast fines and well-deserved jail time for the owners. Very
satisfying to read about.

OBTW, the catalog Svetlana once sent me included phrases such as "looking
for self-supporting businessman", "Must be earning $50,000 or more",
"Looking for man to support me and help me get permanent resident status in
return for sex" (well, not in so many words, but that's what it came down
to).

These things are visa scams, pure and simple. With a dash of international
prostitution. You get a maid for 5 years, she gets a green card.

Louis Boyd

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Oct 11, 2001, 2:30:08 PM10/11/01
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They're bad enough when you personally hand pick them. Getting one
sight unseen by mail order is an incredibly bad idea. Besides a low
performance maid may also get multi-kilodollars of medical expenses and
multi-kilodollars of lawyer fees to get rid if her.
--
Lou Boyd

Offbreed

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Oct 11, 2001, 7:22:32 PM10/11/01
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Louis Boyd <bo...@apt0.sao.arizona.edu> wrote in message news:<3BC5E530...@apt0.sao.arizona.edu>...

> > These things are visa scams, pure and simple. With a dash of international
> > prostitution. You get a maid for 5 years, she gets a green card.
>
> They're bad enough when you personally hand pick them. Getting one
> sight unseen by mail order is an incredibly bad idea. Besides a low
> performance maid may also get multi-kilodollars of medical expenses and
> multi-kilodollars of lawyer fees to get rid if her.

He who wants to get laid in the worst way, succeeds.

Lonnie Courtney Clay

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Oct 11, 2001, 7:41:55 PM10/11/01
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"Lewin A.R.W. Edwards" <la...@larwe.com> wrote in message news:<Cplx7.279$GE3....@typhoon1.gnilink.net>...

>
> Heheh. You'll be lucky to get a 78-year-old Baba Yaga with steel teeth and a
> borscht fetish methinks.

Well, since the Barbie joke is worn out anyway, I suppose that it
would not hurt to show you where it comes from :
http://www.ivoryrealty.com/flower.htm
Now isn't that Barbie in a business suit ? A little flat chested but
otherwise a perfect 10!
She looks educated enough to have at least one PHD too......

Lonnie Courtney Clay

Louis Boyd

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Oct 11, 2001, 11:23:59 PM10/11/01
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I'd agree about the "worst way" part. Renting a ho' on the corner would
be safer and a lot less expensive. Oh yeah, I forgot about eternal
love. Right.....
--
Lou Boyd

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