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Benny Fishhole

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Aug 5, 2011, 8:17:17 PM8/5/11
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Stormin Mormon

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Aug 7, 2011, 7:20:14 AM8/7/11
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I'm not "her", but that does look fun.

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Frank

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Aug 7, 2011, 7:41:42 AM8/7/11
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On 8/7/2011 7:20 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
> I'm not "her", but that does look fun.
>
I often shoot at golf balls that I pick up in the park and had expected
something like this. The only thing in common with this shooting sport
and golf is the scoring.

robert bowman

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Aug 7, 2011, 12:00:18 PM8/7/11
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Frank wrote:

> I often shoot at golf balls that I pick up in the park and had expected
> something like this.  The only thing in common with this shooting sport
> and golf is the scoring.

Those Titleist balls don't stand up to a .357 for shit. I've been looking
for a better brand.

Rich Grise

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Aug 7, 2011, 4:05:51 PM8/7/11
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Of course, you realize golf isn't a sport. In any real sport played with
a stick and a ball, when you hit the ball as hard/far as you can with
the stick, some OTHER idiot goes and chases after it.

Hope This Helps!
Rich

PaxPerPoten

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Aug 7, 2011, 6:48:59 PM8/7/11
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We play prairie dog golf. You shoot at the Prairie dogs and they go into
the hole. Its a winner almost every time. ;-p


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PaxPerPoten

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Aug 7, 2011, 6:49:53 PM8/7/11
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Try bowling balls.

PaxPerPoten

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Aug 7, 2011, 6:52:00 PM8/7/11
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In America we have even screwed up the name of Golf. When it was
invented in Scotland it was called *FLOG*..Then the American Democrats
got a hold of it and even got that backwards. ;-p

Gerald Miller

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Aug 7, 2011, 10:15:50 PM8/7/11
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Sounds like Puppy's version of playing "frisbee", I throw the old ice
cream tub lid, she goes and barks at it then comes and jumps on my
leg, barking as if to say "come on, throw it again!"
Gerry :-)}
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steamer

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Aug 7, 2011, 10:47:31 PM8/7/11
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--Heh. In high school the rifle range was parallel to the golf
range. We used to wait 'til they were practising with 9 irons, then pick a
mark and volley fire at the ball in flight. Fun when they disappeared, hehe.
--Oh, and if you hit a liquid center golf ball dead center and if
you can find the ball again it rattles with the slug inside. Give 'em to the
crowd practising their putting and they'll never sink that putt!

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Stormin Mormon

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Aug 8, 2011, 9:06:39 AM8/8/11
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When I was a kid, I sawed up some two by fours, length wise.
And then made square cubes (note: I did NOT make round
cubes) to shoot. With rimfire rifle, the cubes exploded
instead of bounced.

Do golf balls survive the impact?

As I was typing "square cubes", it occured to me how absurd
that statement.

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Stormin Mormon

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Aug 8, 2011, 9:07:55 AM8/8/11
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Try "politician" brand. Shallow, soft, and no one expects
them to have any. No one misses them when they are exploded
by a shooter.

See also "cahones".

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Frank wrote:

> I often shoot at golf balls that I pick up in the park and
> had expected

> something like this. Â The only thing in common with this

CurlySurmudgeon

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Aug 8, 2011, 9:12:48 AM8/8/11
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Trick is to get'm while still airborn. Golfers hate it when they hear a
"Pull" as they tee-up.

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CurlySurmudgeon

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Aug 8, 2011, 9:25:09 AM8/8/11
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On Mon, 08 Aug 2011 09:06:39 -0400, Stormin Mormon wrote:

> note: I did NOT make round cubes

Funny, I'd have expected you to make round cubes...

Why do you put teeny-tiny crosses over your nipples and dick?

Benny Fishhole

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Aug 8, 2011, 9:03:30 PM8/8/11
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On 08 Aug 2011 13:12:48 GMT, CurlySurmudgeon
<CurlySu...@live.com> wrote:

>On Sun, 07 Aug 2011 10:00:18 -0600, robert bowman wrote:
>
>> Frank wrote:
>>
>>> I often shoot at golf balls that I pick up in the park and had expected
>>> something like this.  The only thing in common with this shooting sport
>>> and golf is the scoring.
>>
>> Those Titleist balls don't stand up to a .357 for shit. I've been
>> looking for a better brand.
>
>Trick is to get'm while still airborn. Golfers hate it when they hear a
>"Pull" as they tee-up.

I recall your earlier comments about not being able to hit the side of
a barn. Been practicing on your Nintendo?

Benny Fishhole

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Aug 8, 2011, 9:04:24 PM8/8/11
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On 08 Aug 2011 13:25:09 GMT, CurlySurmudgeon
<CurlySu...@live.com> wrote:

>On Mon, 08 Aug 2011 09:06:39 -0400, Stormin Mormon wrote:
>
>> note: I did NOT make round cubes
>
>Funny, I'd have expected you to make round cubes...
>
>Why do you put teeny-tiny crosses over your nipples and dick?

X marks the spot for you Curls, now get lost.

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