<< FROM THE WHITE HOUSE >>
Democrats announced today that they are changing their emblem from a
Donkey to a Condom because it more clearly reflects their Party's
stance.
A DNC spokesman, speaking about the change made this statement:
"A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages
cooperation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives one a sense of
security while screwing others."
all rights reserved...not!
Gunner
---------------------------------------------------------
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write
a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort
the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone,
solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program
a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die
gallantly. Specialization is for insects." Robert Heinlein
Free Hobby Buy/Swap/Sell Website
www.cyberg8t.com/gunner/hsm/index.html
Home Page
http://userzweb.lightspeed.net/gunner
> Shiva6 Newswire 12/28/1999
>
>
> << FROM THE WHITE HOUSE >>
>
> Democrats announced today that they are changing their emblem from a
> Donkey to a Condom because it more clearly reflects their Party's
> stance.
>
> A DNC spokesman, speaking about the change made this statement:
>
> "A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages
> cooperation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives one a sense of
> security while screwing others."
Clearly they haven't thought this through, since condom usage violates at
least two of their principles: 1) goodies for everyone; 2) encouraging
the proliferation of fatherless children who are likely to be future
government dependents, and hence faithful statist voters.
adl
Go for it! Forward it to your hearts content.
Punish Success,
Reward Failure.
Vote Democratic
I'd like to know where he got it, tempted to put it on my truck.
James Johnson
Ex nuke, now just a coder.