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agent provocateur
Jun 18, 2013, 11:32:24 AM6/18/13
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gummer asked a friend to recommend an attorney to defend him against a
charge of bestiality.
"I know a great trial lawyer," the fellow said, "but he's expensive and
doesn't know how to pick a jury. I know another lawyer," he continued,
"who's not a great trial lawyer, but he's cheap and really knows how to
pick a jury."
gummer settled on the cheap attorney, but immediately had second
thoughts when the key witness, a neighbor, began his testimony. "I saw
gummer mount his sheep from behind," he said, "and when he was finished,
I saw the sheep turn around and lick gummer's pecker."
gummer was devastated and had all but given up hope of acquittal, when a
juror in overalls whispered to the fellow next to him, "You know, a good
sheep will do that."
charge of bestiality.
"I know a great trial lawyer," the fellow said, "but he's expensive and
doesn't know how to pick a jury. I know another lawyer," he continued,
"who's not a great trial lawyer, but he's cheap and really knows how to
pick a jury."
gummer settled on the cheap attorney, but immediately had second
thoughts when the key witness, a neighbor, began his testimony. "I saw
gummer mount his sheep from behind," he said, "and when he was finished,
I saw the sheep turn around and lick gummer's pecker."
gummer was devastated and had all but given up hope of acquittal, when a
juror in overalls whispered to the fellow next to him, "You know, a good
sheep will do that."
Existential Angst
Jun 18, 2013, 12:49:20 PM6/18/13
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"agent provocateur" <wieber....@kickwieberass.com> wrote in message
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FREE GUMMER!!! FREE GUMMER!!!!
NO PEACE UNTIL GUMMER IS FREED!!
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EA
news:bd4b$51c07c56$414e828e$17...@EVERESTKC.NET...
NO PEACE UNTIL GUMMER IS FREED!!
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EA
Spamßuster
Jun 19, 2013, 6:36:34 PM6/19/13
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