Re: dingleberries! they strike at all times -- 2-ply paper helps?

[Ramashiva Jr]

On Mar 17, 7:33 am, OJ Simpson <tariq.1.ra...@spamgourmet.com> wrote:
> x-no-archive: Yes
>
> a few days ago i was showering after a bowel movement and had to
> scrape some hardened crust out of my butthole. i didn't look, but i
> knew from the feeling what it was.
>
> anybody else struggle with dingleberries? i think that single-ply
> toilet paper doesn't do the job of blasting it out. maybe i need to
> pay more for 2-ply paper.

Try shaving

[jake]

Try using some women's facial cream. The greasier the better. Not to
much because a little dab will do ya. Just rub it all over the fecal
area and then scrape it all off with your inexpensive one ply TP. It
should get most of the job done and at least you won't have to go and
spend on a butt shaver. Because of course, you're not gonna go and
use the same shaver you use to shave you chin, are you?
Jake.

[Dean Dark]

On Sun, 20 Mar 2011 07:01:21 -0700 (PDT), OJ Simpson
<tariq....@spamgourmet.com> wrote:

>> Try using some women's facial cream.  The greasier the better.  Not to
>> much because a little dab will do ya.  Just rub it all over the fecal
>> area and then scrape it all off with your inexpensive one ply TP.  It
>> should get most of the job done and at least you won't have to go and
>> spend on a butt shaver.  Because of course, you're not gonna go and
>> use the same shaver you use to shave you chin, are you?

>a depilatory cream? that is an idea. i wonder how many men wrestle
>with this conundrum. there must be many

I wipe my ass with a belt sander and 80 grit. It cures Hemorrhoids
too.