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REV. SUSI

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Dec 22, 2009, 10:34:29 PM12/22/09
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ANNAPOLIS, Md. A Delaware pediatrician is accused of molesting at least
16 patients, including some who appear to be no more than 6 months old,
and police said the doctor used video cameras to record some of the
brutal attacks in exam rooms.
Dr. Earl B. Bradley, 56, was being held on $2.9 million bond Tuesday,
said Sgt. Walter Newton, a Delaware State Police spokesman. Police
believe there could be more victims.
Bradley, of Lewes, faces 29 charges, including rape. He was charged last
week with sexually abusing nine girls.
"Forensic evaluation of seized video files and software has to date
discovered 15 more unidentified victims," according to a detective's
sworn statement obtained by The News Journal of Wilmington.
While court officials released some records to The Associated Press, the
detective's affidavit was not one of them.
An explicit 18-page document released to AP did, however, detail the
alleged attacks in exam rooms, which had Disney themes such as
Pinocchio, at BayBees Pediatrics, Bradley's solo practice. A detective
who viewed the assaults described in court papers the 6-foot, 225-pound
Bradley as having a "violently enraged expression on his face" in one
video involving a 2-year-old.
Newton said he did not know if Bradley had an attorney. A listed home
phone number could not be found for Bradley, and prison officials would
not allow a call through to him for comment Tuesday night.
The detective, who noted he had viewed thousands of child molestation
images, described the video "as one of the most violent and brutal
attacks on a child of any age" that he had seen.
"At the end of the tape, the defendant re-dresses, offers the child a
treat and tells her they are going in to see 'Mommy,'" according to the
documents.
In another video, Bradley abuses a patient who tried twice to run away,
the documents said. Some of the video clips were 20 to 30 seconds.
Others lasted more than 11 minutes.
Court documents said a Dec. 15 raid of the doctor's office found six
hand-held video cameras, but it wasn't clear whether cameras were held
or set up for the tapings. Police also seized a computer and digital and
thumb drives.
Authorities later searched the doctor's home in Lewes, a town of 3,100
on the Delaware coast, taking away digital cameras, VHS tapes and
numerous photo negatives.
Police claim Bradley abused children in more than one room at his
office, noting that he also took children to an outbuilding "where he
keeps rides, toys and treats."
The alleged crimes cited in court papers happened between August and
this month. Police said they learned of the alleged abuse when a 2-year-
old girl told her mother that the doctor had hurt her during a Dec. 7
appointment.

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Pisces

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Dec 22, 2009, 11:00:45 PM12/22/09
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THE BRAG OF THE CONSPIRACY

The following document was discovered by ovologist Wm. Trevor Blake
among a collection of rare books auctioned at a fire sale in East
Tennessee in late 1990. As this book goes to press, it remains
uncertain if this was written by SubGenius, human, or other hands. It
is offered here for information purposes ONLY.[3]

LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY! DO WHAT I TELL YOU! I EXIST IN A PLACE ALL
AROUND YOU. I CAN VANISH FROM THE PRESENT AND APPEAR INSIDE SOMEONE
WITHOUT THEIR KNOWING IT. I CAN MAKE EVERYONE HATE YOU. MY POWERS ARE
BEYOND YOUR IMAGINATION. I USE MY POWER. I CARE NOT ON WHOM I USE IT.
I CAN CHANGE THE COURSE OF DESTINY. DO NOT ASK FOR MORE. I HAVE
DETHRONED KINGS, DESTROYED ARMIES, TURNED RIVERS TO MUD. EVEN A
PICTURE OF ME MAY RELEASE MY POWER. GAZE UPON ME AND THE CONFUSION
WILL ENDANGER YOU. POSSESS ME AND DO MY BIDDING. ALTHOUGH IT IS
BELIEVED THAT ONLY I CAN ELEVATE THE VICTIM OVER THE OPPRESSOR, I AM
THE OPPRESSOR. I WORK FOR MANY BUT FEW I HELP. TELL ME THE THING THAT
IS TROUBLING YOU AND I WILL STRENGTHEN IT. THE ONE GIFT I WILL NOT
GIVE YOU IS DEATH. YOUR ANGER IS MY JOY. MY PEOPLE UNDERSTAND MY
FORCES; NOW YOU MUST KNOW. TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT. I AM THE
INTERMEDIARY BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR DESIRES. I WILL DIRECT YOUR FUTURE
TOWARDS DISMAL GLORY. AFTER YOU KNOW ME YOUR LIFE WILL HAVE LESS
MEANING, LESS HOPE, LESS EXCITEMENT. YOU WILL BE DISAPPOINTED. I KNOW
MORE ABOUT YOU THAN YOU KNOW ABOUT YOURSELF. IS SOMEONE BOTHERING YOU?
THEY ARE MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT. CALL TO ME AND I WILL SET YOUR
HANDS UPON THEIRS. TELL ME YOUR TROUBLES AT NIGHT. IN THE MORNING THEY
WILL BE TWOFOLD. I DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU WANT. I AM HOLDING YOU BACK
FROM ENJOYING A HAPPY, PROSPEROUS LIFE. YOU CANNOT NEUTRALIZE ME, YOU
CANNOT STOP ME, YOU CANNOT GET EVEN. TO THOSE WHO SEEK ME OUT I AM
SILENT. TO THOSE WHO WOULD FLEE ME I AM EVER-PRESENT. I MISNAMED YOU
AT BIRTH. I EXCLUDE YOU FROM MY PROTECTION. I INTIMIDATE. I CONQUER
ALL. I MASS MY ENORMOUS ENERGIES TOWARD YOU AND I DO NOT RELENT. YOU
CAN NEVER BECOME A PART OF ME. ABOVE ALL ELSE I RELISH KEEPING YOU
APART. I WILL APPLY MY AWESOME POWERS ON YOUR BEHALF. I TOOK MY
POWERS. I AM CURSED. I DO NOT EAT AS YOU DO. I DO NOT SLEEP AS YOU DO.
I DO NOT LET OTHERS CONTROL OR AFFECT MY LIFE AS YOU DO. MY BODY IS
NOT PRONE TO ILLNESS, MY MIND IS NOT SUSCEPTIBLE TO WEAKNESS OR ERROR.
I AM WATCHING YOU. I CAN SEE INSIDE YOUR FACE. YOU SENSE MY GAZE. YOU
KNOW THAT EVERYTHING I SAY IS TRUE.

WHAT IS THE BRAG OF THE CONSPIRACY?

A COMMENTARY

We can only speculate as to the real source of this document. Some
analysts have suggested that it is the voice of the demon NHGH.
Certainly, it exudes the cold greed of the psychic Slack vampire. But
NHGH is as mischievous as he is terrifying. There is nothing
mischievous about this.

Perhaps we might call this the brag of Mammon, Spirit of the
Conspiracy, the indwelling force of Western consumer culture -- the
SubGenius Devil, which we never otherwise named... the force behind
the glorps, the Mediocretins, the Pinks: what saps them, what drags
everything down, that tightened sphincter they suffer when they think
of losing identity, of dying. It's the constant, unrelenting death-
fear suffered by the Pinks, personified.

It's not a demon, or any entity, but the force of Their ignorance.
This is a verbal rendition of what that ignorance would say, if it had
a personality. But it has none; it's an absence, a nothingness. IT
didn't say this; it cannot say anything, it can only be the lack of
something, the non-thing that causes the Pinks' dread -- which is,
after all, themselves. That's the ugly thing about it. It's their own
inner hollowness, their lack of Slack, what's inside them INSTEAD OF
SLACK. It is the loser's dream, the little voice that whispers in the
heads of losers. For all pinks are losers.

One could call it the voice of the AntiBob.


tanix

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Dec 23, 2009, 11:00:01 AM12/23/09
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Quote:

"Families is where our nation finds hope,
where wings take dream."

-- Adolph Bush,
LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

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High Mistress Inquisitor Pisces

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Dec 23, 2009, 2:55:59 PM12/23/09
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On Dec 23, 11:00 am, ta...@mongo.net (tanix) wrote:

That was a good one.

Rev. Susie the Floozie

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Dec 24, 2009, 5:40:46 PM12/24/09
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