NOTE: THIS IS ALL PERFECTLY LEGAL (refer to US Lottery Laws, Title 18,
section 1302 and 1341, or Title 18, Section 3005 in the US code, also
in the code of Federal Regulations, Volume 16, Sections 255 and 436,
which state a product or service must be exchanged for money received).
This version has nothing to do with Postal Laws, as it' EMAIL ONLY.
Most people respond to this program because of the low Investment and
high Profit Potential. The return rate is currently 50 to 80%. There is
No Limit to the income you can generate from this Business; you can do
it over and over. The only down fall is people who try to put their
address in the #1 place if they do that they will only reach the people
they send to, and only make a couple of dollars.
If you follow the instructions you will reach thousands of people!
LETS GET STARTED!
I think everyone has heard of "PayPal"(if not you will). PayPal is the
simplest method of making and receiving payments online. Anyone with an
email address can join for FREE! If you're not already a Paypal user,
the first thing you need to do is go to PayPal and Sign Up FREE:
https://www.paypal.com/us/mrb/pal=MUWMEDAL4NR9U
Use the link above to sign up for a PREMIER (FREE) account or you will
be limited to accepting only $100. You Will Make Much More Than That!
1st, send a $5.00 donation/payment from your PayPal Account (You will
earn back $5.00 from PayPal) to The FIRST email address on the list
along with a note saying "Please add me to your mailing list",
Understand that you need to pay as NON AUCTION GOOD. When you pay title
it �money add to mailing list.� This way there Is no question about
getting money for nothing? You saying put me on your mailing list is a
way of saying you are paying for them to do so. So you see you are
paying for something. This is 100% legal paypal likes to see that you
are paying for something. This is why you do it, just to make paypal
happy. Now send an email to the 3rd person on the list saying "Thanks
I've joined". the second place into the first place spot and the third
place into second place spot and your Then, Remove the first email
address and place your address at the bottom. This should move address
will be in the third place spot.
DON'T TRY TO PLACE YOURSELF IN THE FIRST PLACE. IT WILL ONLY REACH THE
PEOPLE YOU SEND IT TO, AND THEN YOUR NAME WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE 1ST
PLACE BY THAT PERSON. If you do this the way it was designed it will
reach thousands by the time your name gets to the top. REMEMBER TO ONLY
SEND a $5.00 donation/payment to the First email address, and Send
"THANKS I'VE JOINED" to the 3rd person. This lets the 3rd person keep
track of their progress. Please understand that by removing the top
address and not paying Them the 5 dollars, you are only hurting the
system. You will make money only if everyone is honest. I know there
will be some who do this but it is not smart. This way works if
everyone goes along with it and everyone will be happy trust me. It is
only 5 dollars! Pay it!! Most people are honest when it comes to this
process I hope you are to. Look at it this way. They were the
ones who helped spread this process and helped it get to you for you to
make money, so 5 bucks is not much. You will want the money from
others! 5 dollars for thousands is a good exchange!!!!
NOW that you have made your donation to the first person and sent the
third person a note, place your email address in the 3rd slot (Make
sure its the same email address you used for your PayPal account. This
is the way you will receive payment.) OK, the only thing left to do is
Mail out at least 20 copies or more of this letter in a week or so.
When your name reaches the TOP of the list it will be your turn to
Collect your Money from thousands of people just like yourself who are
willing to spend $5.00 and half an hour of there time to receive
$20,000 in CASH!
Look how your address will spread: First you send of 20 copies of the
letter with you in the 3rd spot Second the people you send the email to
will remove the top address and move yours into the 2nd slot and will
send of 20 copies. So now you have 20 x 20 =400 total copies of letter
with Your address in the 2nd spot. Then the recipients of those 400
emails send of 20 copies each With your address in the 1st spot and
that equals 8000 copies will be received with your address in the top
spot. You have 8000 people will send you 5 dollars. That is how it
works and you will Be very happy!
This is a site that you would pay $20-$50 for the same type of
information:
http://instantpaydayclub.com/cgi-bin/club/index.cgi?TrUguN
Here�s your starting list below, give it a try:
1. Sal...@interia.pl
2.jame...@live.ca
3. YOUR EMAIL HERE
>How to make thousands of dollars in cash overflowing your PAYPAL
>account. This is not some stupid gimmick! Try It! Simply follow the
>instructions below and in 2 to 3 weeks you will have will have about
>$20,000 in your PayPal account.
>You have most likely seen or heard about "The Letter" $5.00 program
>that was recently televised on 20/20, OPRAH WINFREY, and an article
>published in the Wall Street Journal on 6/16/2001. If Not, here it is!!
It seems this is also a great way to collect a fortune in used
toilets!!
(If this e-mail was sent in error and you want to be removed from this
list, reply to ru...@operamail.com with REMOVE in the subject field,
and incinerate yourself, COMMIE FAGGOT PINKO ZHYD!)
It Works, Its Legal, Its Easy, Its Fun, so Why Not read this and play?
Parents of 15-year old find 71,000 toilets hidden in closet. Does this
headline sound familiar? Of course it does. You most likely have seen
this story recently featured Oprah!
His mother was cleaning and putting away laundry when she came across
a large brown paper bag that was suspiciously buried beneath some
clothes and a skateboard in the back of her 15-year-old son's closet.
Nothing could have prepared her for the shock she got when she opened
the bag and found it was full of toilets.
Five toilets, twenty toilets, fifty toilets -- HUNDREDS OF TOILETS -
all neatly rubber-banded in labeled piles.
"My first thought was that he'd robbed a toilet store", says the 41-
year-old woman, "There was over 71,000 toilets in that bag - that's
more than my husband flushes in a year!"
The woman immediately called her husband at the car-dealership where
he worked to tell him what she'd discovered. He came home right away
and they drove together to the boy's school and picked him up. Little
did they suspect that where the toilets came from was more shocking
than actually finding it in the closet.
As it turns out, the boy had been sending out via e-mail on the
internet a type of "chain letter" to e-mail addresses that he obtained
off of the Internet. Every day after school for the past 2 months, he
had been doing this right on his computer in his bedroom. "I just got
this e-mail one day and I figured what the heck. I put my name on it
like the instructions said and I started sending it out", says the
clever 15-year-old.
The e-mail letter listed 5 addresses and contained instructions to
send one toilet to the person at the top of the list, then delete that
address and move the other 4 addresses up, and finally adding your
name and address to the bottom of the list.
The letter goes on to state that you would receive several thousand
toilets within 2 weeks if you sent out the letter with your name at
the bottom of the 5 address list "I get junk e-mail all the time, and
I really didn't think this was going to work", the boy continues.
Within the first few days of sending out the e-mail,
The Post Office Box that his parents had gotten him for his video game
magazine subscriptions began to fill up with not magazines, but
envelopes containing toilets. "About a week later I rode (my bike)
down to the post office and my box had 1 magazine and about 300
toilets stuffed in it. There was a yellow slip that said I had to go
up to the (Post Office) counter- I thought I was in trouble or
something (laughs)".
He goes on, "I went up to the counter and they had another whole box
of toilets for me. I had to ride back home and empty out my backpack
'cause I couldn't carry them all". Over the next few weeks, the boy
continued sending out the e-mail. "The toilets just kept coming in and
I just kept sorting it in the closet, I barely had time for my
homework." He had also been riding his bike to several area banks,
exchanging the toilets for money - twenties, fifties, and hundreds. "I
didn't want the banks to get suspicious so I kept riding to different
banks, with like five thousand toilets at a time in my backpack.
I would usually tell the lady at the bank that my dad had sent me (to
exchange the toilets) and he was outside waiting for me. One time the
lady gave me a really strange look and told me that she wouldn't be
able to do it for me and dad would have to come in and do it, but I
just rode to the next bank down the street (laughs)".
Suprisingly, the boy didn't have any reason to be afraid. The
reporting news team examined and investigated the so-called 'chain
letter' the boy was sending out and found it wasn't a chain-letter
after all. In fact, it was completely legal according to US postal and
Lottery laws, Title 18, Section 1302 and 1341, or Title 18, section 3
005 in the US code, also in the code of federal regualtions, Volume
16, Sections 255 and 436, which state a toilet or crapper must be
exchanged for money received.
Every toilet that he received contained a little note that read,
"Please add me to your mailing list". This simple note made the letter
legal, because he was exchanging a service (adding the purchasers name
to his mailing list) for a toilet.
Here is the letter that the 15 year-old boy was sending out by e-mail.
You can do the exact same thing he was doing, simply by following the
instructions in the letter.
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Here are the instructions on how to get 10,000 toilets in the next 2
weeks.
The GROSVENOR INTERNATIONAL TOILET GROUP is a multinational group of
businesses operating worldwide, presently based in Bulacan, Philippine
Islands, with warehousing in Deadmonton, British Columbia.
Some of our prominent activities include:
THE INTERNATIONAL INSTITUTE OF USED TOILETS INC. does International
Toilet Consulting. It has done assignments in South East Asia,
including Malaysia, Indonesia and Taiwan.
THE GROSVENOR TOILET CO. is an international toiler dealer and auction
firm for toilets for collectors. We now do LARGE TRADES / EXCHANGES
with dealers and collectors worldwide. As a service to collectors in
countries where dollars are scarce, we also offer COMPUTER PROGRAMS IN
EXCHANGE FOR TOILETS.
BUT WAIT!! If YOU have a USED TOILET, Chairman Grosvenor will crap on
it, and it's value will then SKYROCKET, because the world's BIGGEST
ASSHOLE will have used it!
CERTIFIED ASSHOLES AVAILABLE TO CRAP IN YOUR TOILET for small fee -
contact VERA MIHANA PERKS, DAVID MICHAEL or KURT KNOLL care of the
GROSVENOR INTERNATIONAL CRAPPERS GROUP, for full details!
UNIQUE USED TOILET DISTRIBUTING has been an importer and dealer of
used toilets for more than 16 years. What's the secret to our success?
Simple: Bill Grosvenor's FULL OF CRAP, and PROUD OF IT! If YOUR TOILET
hasn't seen GROSVENOR CRAP, it hasn't seen squat!
William Grosvenor , P.Mgr., FIC, FIAA - C.E.O.
GROSVENOR INTERNATIONAL TOILET GROUP
If someone told you that you could make $400,000 a week selling used
toilets, you'd be skeptical, right?
It seems some dumb FAGGOT COMMIE JEW PINKOS do not understand the
value of a good water closet, and do not want you to discover my
secrets. Well, I am here to help you every step along the way, with
the BILL GROSVENOR USED TOILET PROGRAM! That's right! For a small
investment of SIXTY DOLLARS CANADIAN (That's less than Fifty American
Dollars!), I will provide you with 2 like new toilets, complete with
water closet. (Additional water closets available at extra cost!)
BUT WAIT!! ACT NOW, AND I WILL INCLUDE FULL INFORMATION ABOUT HOW NOT
TO FIREBOMB YOUR OWN HOUSE!!
THEN I will show you how to parlay your used toilets into MILLIONS,
and explain how my record as a twice-convicted fraud artist and
extortionist provides my unique qualifications to lead you to
millions!
DO YOU REALIZE there are places in the world where people SHIT IN
BUSHES? It seems the COMMIE FAGGOT PINKO ZHIDS don't want you to know
this, because you would be able to cut into the profitable CRAPPER
TRADE if you did!
THAT'S RIGHT! The ZYDS control the toilet trade! (Or at least they did
until BILL GROSVENOR came down the pike, leading his NETWORK TOILET
MARKETERS down the ROAD TO SUCCESS.) HERE'S HOW IT WORKS:
1. At the bottom of this letter, you will find a list of names.
2. Send a USED TOILET to the first person on the list - (I will sell
them to you for a lousy SIXTY BUCKS if you run out!).
3. Cross the first name off the list.
4. Add your name and address to the bottom of the list.
DO NOT CHEAT!!!
In no time at all, YOU WILL HAVE MILLIONS OF TOILETS, JUST LIKE ME!
WARNING: DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN. ONE WINNIPEG MAN DID, AND GOT ME!
1. Bill Gruber, Used Toilet King, Narra St, Pleasant Hill Subdivision
Pharse 6, San Jose del Monte, Bulacan, Philippines, 3023.
2. William Gruber, Toiletmonger, Narra St, Pleasant Hill Subdivision
Pharse 6, San Jose del Monte, Bulacan, Philippines, 3023.
3. Billy Grosvenor, Crapper Tapper, Narra St, Pleasant Hill
Subdivision Pharse 6, San Jose del Monte, Bulacan, Philippines, 3023.
4. Vera Mahina Perks, Plunger Munger, Silverton, B.C.
5. Sario Grosvenor and all the little Grosvenors, International
Homeless Consultants, Deadmonton, Alberta
Call 011+063-0920-8571752 for information on other exciting GROSVENOR
INTERNATIONAL GROUP programs, including the amazing new INVECTIVE
EXCHANGE!