MFW Troll Filter FAQ (Update)
JMW
http://www.rustyiron.net/trollfaq.htm
This update includes new hints for killfiling Bill Davidson, MFW's
most prolific troll, who has recently found a Usenet provider that
provides limited Usenet headers for identification. Find out how to
identify and killfile Davidson's posts here:
Jeff Finlayson
Hey the davidson link isn't working at the moment.
OmManiPadmeOmelet
JMW <j...@event.horizon> wrote:
That link is not working...
--
Om.
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson
JMW
>In article <vk00s1pku55he6o8u...@4ax.com>,
> JMW <j...@event.horizon> wrote:
>
>> The updated version of the MFW Troll Filter FAQ is available at:
>>
>> http://www.rustyiron.net/trollfaq.htm
>>
>> This update includes new hints for killfiling Bill Davidson, MFW's
>> most prolific troll, who has recently found a Usenet provider that
>> provides limited Usenet headers for identification. Find out how to
>> identify and killfile Davidson's posts here:
>>
>> http://www.rustyiron.net/davidson.htm
>
>That link is not working...
I just took it down. I noticed some inconsistencies in the path
across several posts where the suggested filter string was not always
present. There are some other strings that *are* always present, but
I want to be sure they are suitable for identification.
Stay tuned ...
JMW
I just took it down. I noticed some inconsistencies in the path
JRH
And neither is the totally unbelievably silly Troll Filter FAQ.
As predicted it has made no difference to the dynamics of MFW and John
Williams is a "trolling" fraud trying to keep the "troll" wars alive
and active.
Trolling hasn't been mentioned since he last raised it. I leave you to
make up your own minds about who is doing the real "trolling" - the
Davidson psychopath notwithstanding. There is no getting rid of
Davidson as he is simply very unwell, and Williams doesn't have the
skills to cope with him.
Williams and Davidson are the only *real* "trolls" at MFW, and of the
two I prefer Davidson - at least you can recognise his twaddle for
what it is, and ignore it. Williams is a great deal more insidious, as
he adopts an oily plausibility while distracting us from his real
intentions, by sometimes posting loftily on-topic.
The Group has been going on quite nicely for a while now, but it is
clear that Williams doesn't want that, and obviously wants me
responding to his provocation, so he can get Lee and Will back
squabbling with Curt, The Oz and myself, while he limits himself to
his snide 3rd party sniping.
Don't be fooled by him folks, and for the more realistic MFW Troll
Filter FAQ you should see the updated:
http://www.fitnwell.net/mfw_troll_filter_faq.htm
JRH
<Ome...@brokenegz.com> wrote:
>In article <vk00s1pku55he6o8u...@4ax.com>,
> JMW <j...@event.horizon> wrote:
>
>> The updated version of the MFW Troll Filter FAQ is available at:
>>
>> http://www.rustyiron.net/trollfaq.htm
>>
>> This update includes new hints for killfiling Bill Davidson, MFW's
>> most prolific troll, who has recently found a Usenet provider that
>> provides limited Usenet headers for identification. Find out how to
>> identify and killfile Davidson's posts here:
>>
>> http://www.rustyiron.net/davidson.htm
>
>That link is not working...
Just what sort of Troll FAQ is he running here, if its not working for
goodness sake? How very silly.
Don't worry Om my old mate, this one is working fine:
http://www.fitnwell.net/mfw_troll_filter_faq.htm
;o)
OmManiPadmeOmelet
JMW <j...@event.horizon> wrote:
Ok. :-)
I really WOULD like to ban that loser for good!
JRH
Bullshit!
<Williams translator>
Oops, made another cock-up, and it still won't work as it's a heap of
crap.
</Williams translator>
JRH
Bullshit!
JRH
<Ome...@brokenegz.com> wrote:
>In article <2h20s1ppatm1cr564...@4ax.com>,
> JMW <j...@event.horizon> wrote:
>
>> OmManiPadmeOmelet <Ome...@brokenegz.com> wrote:
>>
>> >In article <vk00s1pku55he6o8u...@4ax.com>,
>> > JMW <j...@event.horizon> wrote:
>> >
>> >> The updated version of the MFW Troll Filter FAQ is available at:
>> >>
>> >> http://www.rustyiron.net/trollfaq.htm
>> >>
>> >> This update includes new hints for killfiling Bill Davidson, MFW's
>> >> most prolific troll, who has recently found a Usenet provider that
>> >> provides limited Usenet headers for identification. Find out how to
>> >> identify and killfile Davidson's posts here:
>> >>
>> >> http://www.rustyiron.net/davidson.htm
>> >
>> >That link is not working...
>>
>> I just took it down. I noticed some inconsistencies in the path
>> across several posts where the suggested filter string was not always
>> present. There are some other strings that *are* always present, but
>> I want to be sure they are suitable for identification.
>>
>> Stay tuned ...
>
>Ok. :-)
>
>I really WOULD like to ban that loser for good!
Williams can't help you Om. He's just bullshitting to make himself
look important.
OmManiPadmeOmelet
JRH <j...@sat.com> wrote:
<lol> Thanks for a good laugh!!!!!
You are too funny........
OmManiPadmeOmelet
JRH <j...@sat.com> wrote:
To date, I've just been KF'ing Davidson on the run.
He ceased to amuse me ages ago.
Now he's just a waste of bandwidth.
The best trolls are at least entertaining!
HAGW mate!
JRH
<Ome...@brokenegz.com> wrote:
Can't do that mate, I'm on the wagon until I've lost a years
accumulated blubber - again. Should be okay at least by Easter, but
maybe by the end of February - at the earliest!! ;o)
You have a good one though - and the rest of you others that aren't a
greedy bugger like me!
HAGW! ;o)
JRH
<Ome...@brokenegz.com> wrote:
>In article <vj30s1t6nc1huunp1...@4ax.com>,
> JRH <j...@sat.com> wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 07 Jan 2006 12:22:07 -0600, OmManiPadmeOmelet
>> <Ome...@brokenegz.com> wrote:
>>
>> >In article <vk00s1pku55he6o8u...@4ax.com>,
>> > JMW <j...@event.horizon> wrote:
>> >
>> >> The updated version of the MFW Troll Filter FAQ is available at:
>> >>
>> >> http://www.rustyiron.net/trollfaq.htm
>> >>
>> >> This update includes new hints for killfiling Bill Davidson, MFW's
>> >> most prolific troll, who has recently found a Usenet provider that
>> >> provides limited Usenet headers for identification. Find out how to
>> >> identify and killfile Davidson's posts here:
>> >>
>> >> http://www.rustyiron.net/davidson.htm
>> >
>> >That link is not working...
>>
>> Just what sort of Troll FAQ is he running here, if its not working for
>> goodness sake? How very silly.
>>
>> Don't worry Om my old mate, this one is working fine:
>> http://www.fitnwell.net/mfw_troll_filter_faq.htm
>>
>> ;o)
>
><lol> Thanks for a good laugh!!!!!
>You are too funny........
HEH!
Crazy Larry
<finl...@hiwaaay.not> wrote:
>Hey the davidson link isn't working at the moment.
I hacked the site, and deleted it.
JMW
> JRH <j...@sat.com> wrote:
>> OmManiPadmeOmelet <Ome...@brokenegz.com> wrote:
>> > JMW <j...@event.horizon> wrote:
>> >
>> >> The updated version of the MFW Troll Filter FAQ is available at:
>> >>
>> >> http://www.rustyiron.net/trollfaq.htm
>> >>
>> >> This update includes new hints for killfiling Bill Davidson, MFW's
>> >> most prolific troll, who has recently found a Usenet provider that
>> >> provides limited Usenet headers for identification. Find out how to
>> >> identify and killfile Davidson's posts here:
>> >>
>> >> http://www.rustyiron.net/davidson.htm
>> >
>> >That link is not working...
>>
>> Just what sort of Troll FAQ is he running here, if its not working for
>> goodness sake? How very silly.
>>
>> Don't worry Om my old mate, this one is working fine:
>> http://www.fitnwell.net/mfw_troll_filter_faq.htm
>>
>> ;o)
>
><lol> Thanks for a good laugh!!!!!
>You are too funny........
You are too easily amused. But that OK. However, you also seem to be
one of the few remaining conduits for quoting troll posts.
Before Mr. Pompous starts blowing excretia out his keyboard, that
doesn't mean that I plan to "out" you or add your email address to the
"troll enablers" on the troll list. The best solution may be to just
put you on one of Forté Agent's "timed killfiles" for a few days at a
time and see how much of a difference it makes.
Crazy Larry
<Ome...@brokenegz.com> wrote:
>I really WOULD like to ban that loser for good!
Only because I am the one who exposed you for sexually abusing your
elderly father.
Crazy Larry
>Don't worry Om my old mate, this one is working fine:
>http://www.fitnwell.net/mfw_troll_filter_faq.htm
Holy shit! Cunt is even uglier than his fake pics.
OmManiPadmeOmelet
JRH <j...@sat.com> wrote:
> Can't do that mate, I'm on the wagon until I've lost a years
> accumulated blubber - again. Should be okay at least by Easter, but
> maybe by the end of February - at the earliest!! ;o)
Tsk! You can always look for "natural" highs........ ;-D
I'm trying to get back on the low/no carb wagon myself,
so I feel your pain.
>
> You have a good one though - and the rest of you others that aren't a
> greedy bugger like me!
>
> HAGW! ;o)
Cheers!
OmManiPadmeOmelet
JMW <j...@event.horizon> wrote:
> You are too easily amused. But that OK. However, you also seem to be
> one of the few remaining conduits for quoting troll posts.
>
> Before Mr. Pompous starts blowing excretia out his keyboard, that
> doesn't mean that I plan to "out" you or add your email address to the
> "troll enablers" on the troll list. The best solution may be to just
> put you on one of Forté Agent's "timed killfiles" for a few days at a
> time and see how much of a difference it makes.
Don't be such a sourpuss... ;-)
I can find things amusing without supporting them.
I find amusement in the language usage and he is a skilled writer.
Lighten up!
Cheers!!!!!!!
JMW
> JMW <j...@event.horizon> wrote:
>
>> You are too easily amused. But that OK. However, you also seem to be
>> one of the few remaining conduits for quoting troll posts.
>>
>> Before Mr. Pompous starts blowing excretia out his keyboard, that
>> doesn't mean that I plan to "out" you or add your email address to the
>> "troll enablers" on the troll list. The best solution may be to just
>> put you on one of Forté Agent's "timed killfiles" for a few days at a
>> time and see how much of a difference it makes.
>
>Don't be such a sourpuss... ;-)
>I can find things amusing without supporting them.
>I find amusement in the language usage and he is a skilled writer.
The only thing he actually wrote was insults about me and Lee
Michaels. Everything else was plagiarized, verbatim, from me, just
like all the other plagiarized materials on his web site.
OmManiPadmeOmelet
JMW <j...@event.horizon> wrote:
Look... I like you, and I like him.
Both of you, when all is said and done, are good people.
It's just usenet!
It's hard enough to balance and be friends with two gents that are sworn
enemies.
Give me a break will ya??????
JMW
> JMW <j...@event.horizon> wrote:
>> OmManiPadmeOmelet <Ome...@brokenegz.com> wrote:
>> > JMW <j...@event.horizon> wrote:
>> >
>> >> You are too easily amused. But that OK. However, you also seem to be
>> >> one of the few remaining conduits for quoting troll posts.
>> >>
>> >> Before Mr. Pompous starts blowing excretia out his keyboard, that
>> >> doesn't mean that I plan to "out" you or add your email address to the
>> >> "troll enablers" on the troll list. The best solution may be to just
>> >> put you on one of Forté Agent's "timed killfiles" for a few days at a
>> >> time and see how much of a difference it makes.
>> >
>> >Don't be such a sourpuss... ;-)
>> >I can find things amusing without supporting them.
>> >I find amusement in the language usage and he is a skilled writer.
>>
>> The only thing he actually wrote was insults about me and Lee
>> Michaels. Everything else was plagiarized, verbatim, from me, just
>> like all the other plagiarized materials on his web site.
>
>Look... I like you, and I like him.
>Both of you, when all is said and done, are good people.
>It's just usenet!
You're right. It's just Usenet. And it's just a temporary killfile.
You probably won't even notice. I just want to see the end results.
OmManiPadmeOmelet
JMW <j...@event.horizon> wrote:
Let me know please? ;-)
I've made it a personal point to rarely support trollish behavior.
I'm trying to be reformed ya know! <G>
Cheers!
JRH
BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
There is no doubt about John Williams, you are an absolute loon.
There's no-one taking any notice of your Troll Filter FAQ and no-ones
going to "killfile" Om, just because he posts responses to me, as do
many others here.
"One of Forté Agent's 'timed killfiles'! "
BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
You make my sides ache you madman.
And there are no need for your silly spoof "conduits" to see my posts;
you watch like a hawk everything word I post here.
You are just blowing hot air out of your voluminous orifice again.
However, I did warn you that if you start bullying people here again,
I will respond to your disadvantage.
I just thought you should know that.
JRH
<Ome...@brokenegz.com> wrote:
>In article <dc70s1hs9hgufja3i...@4ax.com>,
> JMW <j...@event.horizon> wrote:
>
>> You are too easily amused. But that OK. However, you also seem to be
>> one of the few remaining conduits for quoting troll posts.
>>
>> Before Mr. Pompous starts blowing excretia out his keyboard, that
>> doesn't mean that I plan to "out" you or add your email address to the
>> "troll enablers" on the troll list. The best solution may be to just
>> put you on one of Forté Agent's "timed killfiles" for a few days at a
>> time and see how much of a difference it makes.
>
>Don't be such a sourpuss... ;-)
>I can find things amusing without supporting them.
>I find amusement in the language usage and he is a skilled writer.
>
>Lighten up!
>
>Cheers!!!!!!!
Don't let him bully you Om mate, tell him to fuck off! ;o)
All he wants to do is start another "troll" war to prove that there
*are* "trolls" here, because he was beginning to lose face. If he
makes life difficult for you I will post links to the most personal
embarrassment for him - I promise!
He won't like that! ;o)
JRH
Shall I point the Group to some really foul insulting writings of your
own John Williams, directed at me for the purpose of driving me away
form MFW?
Are you happy now you've got some "trolling" going again, and aren't
you looking a bit sillier than usual, given that you are doing exactly
what I said you would do.
Let's have some sport john boy if you have the stomach for! ;o)
JRH
Of course he won't, and nor will anyone else you bullshitting old
bugger! ;o)
David
"JMW" <j...@event.horizon> wrote in message
news:dc70s1hs9hgufja3i...@4ax.com...
Juat some questions for JMW . .
1. Do you have a mandate from this group to be the Troll Policeman or are
you doing this entirely as a selfless gesture?
2. Is your reply to Om above some sort of blackmail attempt to have him
'toe the line'?
3. Do you think you are kidding anyone?
JRH
wrote:
Don't expect anything sensible or truthful by way of reply Oz.
And what have I told you about enabling the "trolls"? Do you want me
to report you to the "Trollmeister" and get you on his shit list. He
may decide to "put you on one of Forté Agent's 'timed killfiles' for a
few days" - and you won't like that mate!! ;o)
Is he a half-wit or isn't he?
David
"JRH" <j...@sat.com> wrote in message
news:e2e0s1drpt6hl3amn...@4ax.com...
Reminds me of when I was in jail (for something I didn't do!) and the warden
threatened me with 3 days 'in isolation' if I didn't behave myself.
TBR
<Ome...@brokenegz.com> wrote:
>I find amusement in the language usage and he is a skilled writer.
Thank you.
Curt James
wrote:
> The updated version of the MFW Troll Filter FAQ is available at:
>
> http://www.rustyiron.net/trollfaq.htm
<snip>
Dear Jay Em Duuuuh-booya,
Would you please explain the word _unconvential_ to me?
Thanks.
Sincerely,
Curt James
Curt James
><snip>the totally unbelievably silly Troll Filter FAQ.
>
>As predicted it has made no difference to the dynamics of MFW
<snip>
Heck, I'm not sure that anyone even pays attention to the thing. I
looked at it just now to see if I was still there.
heh
I AM! HE LIKES ME! HE ~*REALLY*~ LIKES ME!
/sally field
Anywho...
One mis/Pelling/ dipshit said I was trolling recently when I posted
via Google. Apparently he's one dumbass who didn't review
Duuuuh-booya's tired faq prior to posting or he'd have found it
unnecessary to add me to his bozo bin by merit of my gmail account.
So, yeah, his faq is (or has been) ignored on at least one occasion.
Not surprising.
Still, I like that picture of me.
http://www.rustyiron.net/trollist.htm
THANK YOU, SEÑOR FUCKFACE, ER, I MEAN WILLIAMS!
--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
Curt James
<j...@event.horizon> wrote:
>OmManiPadmeOmelet <Ome...@brokenegz.com> wrote:
re JRH <j...@sat.com>
>><lol> Thanks for a good laugh!!!!!
>>You are too funny........
>
>You are too easily amused.
So now you're not only a troll identifier (such an incredibly useful
and beneficial talent), but also a critic of what people find amusing?
Why is it that some seemingly can't recognize you as the idiot you
most certainly are? Odd.
>But that OK.
But that OK? What the heck is that? Tarzan much?
"Me Tarzan. You Jane. But that OK. Cheetah no like troll. Ongawa!"
Moron.
>However, you also seem to be one of the few remaining
>conduits for quoting troll posts.
And you don't recognize yourself in that category as well? Hey, mister
big oblivious conduit - how so? I mean don't you have JRH listed as a
so-called troll and yet here you are quoting his posts (which I've so
graciously snipped so as not to offend AAAAAAALLL the people who
currently *ignore the living snot out of your little faq* - people
like what'shisface, Michaels, right?). You should make a new category:
Troll Hypocrite
>Before Mr. Pompous
Before Mr. Troll Hypocrite... what about him? And by /him/ I mean
*you* of course.
Dumbass.
>starts blowing excretia out his keyboard, that doesn't mean
>that I plan to "out" you
And here you are again with your veiled threat of /outing/ Om. You
really are a piece of shit. Do you realize how VERY much you come off
as a ridiculously sad piece of shit? It's true. Surely I can't be the
only one to think of you this way.
I wish that Om would reveal this bit of info just so I wouldn't have
to read your stupid comment about a secret you're
kindasortabutnotreally keeping. I mean, by my way of thinking, to even
reveal that there IS a secret is some pretty shitty secret-keeping
technique. Guess that's just me, though, huh?
>or add your email address to the "troll enablers" on the troll list.
Ooooooooooooh. How veddy scaaaaary that would be.
HEY, OM, BTDT, DON'T HURT A BIT, PAL. NOT TO WORRY! FUCK 'IM!
>The best solution may be to just put you on one of Forté
>Agent's "timed killfiles" for a few days at a time and see
>how much of a difference it makes.
Well, the best solution for me may be to just tell you to kindly GO
FUCK YOURSELF!
Ahhhh. Let's see how much of a difference it makes. :o)
Oh, and that's not me being "agitated" as you, iirc, stated, but,
rather, me being honest.
HONESTly, you're a turd. Please do something about that, okay?
Hth.
--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
Curt James
wrote:
>OmManiPadmeOmelet <Ome...@brokenegz.com> wrote:
>>Don't be such a sourpuss... ;-)
>>I can find things amusing without supporting them.
>>I find amusement in the language usage and he is a skilled writer.
>
>The only thing he actually wrote was insults about me and Lee
>Michaels. Everything else was plagiarized, verbatim, from me, just
>like all the other plagiarized materials on his web site.
PO BAAAAAAABY, YOU DONE BIN PLAAAAGIARIZED! WAAAAAH!
Yes, do please lighten up.
--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
Curt James
>"JMW" <j...@event.horizon> wrote in message
<snip! Because, hey, he's a jerk.>
>some questions for JMW . .
>1. Do you have a mandate from this group to be the Troll Policeman or are
>you doing this entirely as a selfless gesture?
>2. Is your reply to Om above some sort of blackmail attempt to have him
>'toe the line'?
>3. Do you think you are kidding anyone?
Well, that was certainly worth reading again. And I'd love to read his
response.
Okay, psyche! Kidding. Fuck his response. And, no, he's certainly not
kidding me. I see him for a disgruntled poopoohead. Sad.
--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
David
JRH
I can't respond to this Curt, as I do not want John Williams to label
me a "troll" enabler. ;o)
JRH
HEH!
QED
Curt James
So true!
Heck, ol' Duuuuh-booya might put you on one of those, what was it? Oh,
yes, a secret mondo Free Agent temporary filter thingy. Uh, or
something like that.
THANKS FOR NOT ENABLING, OF COURSE!
--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
JRH
Heh!
Have you managed to work out what Williams' motive is for constantly
fomenting all this dissension about "trolls"? Does he *really* think
that he himself is not a "troll", and that the rest of the Group see
him as some sort of Saviour?
I have a clerk who is from the east end of London, with a great sense
of humour and a fantastic Cockney accent. He said when I showed some
of Williams' posts: "Eh? Is 'e for real Mr H.; he sounds a right
c***."
I think that sums it up nicely! ;o)
JRH
You probably don't know the background, but Williams' has been a
figure of fun at my Firm for some years, as I have shared some of his
idiocy with my colleagues and friends, both at work and on social
occasions at home.
In fact a copy of his .jpeg is still on the cork board in the typing
pool, which is an old fashioned name for where all the clerks and
admin staff have their 'cubicles'.
See:
http://www.fitnwell.net/Williams%20dopey%20large.jpg
;o)
JRH
>J M Who-taught-this-dunderhead-how-to-spell? <j...@event.horizon>
>wrote:
>
>> The updated version of the MFW Troll Filter FAQ is available at:
>>
>> http://www.rustyiron.net/trollfaq.htm
><snip>
>
>Dear Jay Em Duuuuh-booya,
>
>Would you please explain the word _unconvential_ to me?
It is very poorly written which only adds to his idiocy. Did you see
"asterick"? ;o)
JRH
>Would you please explain the word _unconvential_ to me?
>
Gay. queer. Buttmonkey.
>Thanks.
You're welcome.
JRH
>Still, I like that picture of me.
If you could like that picture of yourself, you must be exceedingly
ugly in person.