Sarah Jane Does Vegas
David Cohen
the waiter had trouble getting her to speak up. I almost had to FORCE her to
sip her margarita. Art forgot his camera, so there is no video evidence of
this, but I'm sure those who know her well will confirm this. </straight
face>
She is muy especial, as well.
David
Art S
"David Cohen" <sammi...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:6bBWc.11436$3O3....@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> <straight face> Sarah is a shy, quiet, demure, wall flower of a girl. Even
> the waiter had trouble getting her to speak up. I almost had to FORCE her to
> sip her margarita. Art forgot his camera, so there is no video evidence of
> this, but I'm sure those who know her well will confirm this. </straight
> face>
Yep.
Not like her online persona at all.
Art
Lucas Buck
Meanwhile, Cohen's eyes are blinking out, in Morse Code:
T-O-R-T-U-R-E
John HUDSON
wrote:
I'm surprised you find that remarkable enough to mention. I would say
that would be true of 99% of the denizens of MFW!!
geek_girl
wrote:
> <straight face> Sarah is a shy, quiet, demure, wall flower of a girl.
> Even the waiter had trouble getting her to speak up. I almost had to
> FORCE her to sip her margarita.
You forgot to mention the conservative high-necked dark-colored dress,
pookie.
Dally
Well thank God for that. I'd hate to have you shocking the locals with
your bosoms.
Dally
David Cohen
"Dally" <da...@myself.com> wrote
> geek_girl wrote:
> > David Cohen wrote:
> >
> >><straight face> Sarah is a shy, quiet, demure, wall flower of a girl.
> >>Even the waiter had trouble getting her to speak up. I almost had to
> >>FORCE her to sip her margarita.
> >
> > You forgot to mention the conservative high-necked dark-colored dress,
> > pookie.
>
> Well thank God for that. I'd hate to have you shocking the locals with
> your bosoms.
The locals are immune to such, as this IS Las Vegas. The hordes of visiting
pool tournament players, however, protested the dress as an unfair
distraction.
David
Dally
> "Dally" <da...@myself.com> wrote
>
>>geek_girl wrote:
>>
>>> David Cohen wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>><straight face> Sarah is a shy, quiet, demure, wall flower of a girl.
>>>>Even the waiter had trouble getting her to speak up. I almost had to
>>>>FORCE her to sip her margarita.
>>>
>>>You forgot to mention the conservative high-necked dark-colored dress,
>>>pookie.
>>
>>Well thank God for that. I'd hate to have you shocking the locals with
>>your bosoms.
>
>
> The locals are immune to such, as this IS Las Vegas.
Somehow I caught that.
> The hordes of visiting pool tournament players, however, protested
> the dress as an unfair distraction.
She has parts they hadn't seen before?
Dally
geek_girl
wrote:
Yep, completely different personality IRL. And apparently I look nothing
at all like those pics I posted, which would be why in order to find me
in the hotel lobby, Nurseboy had to call my cell phone, watch me dig it
out of my purse and answer it, and then sneak up behind me and scare the
bejeezus outta me. Fucktard.
David Cohen
Pat Styles
news:20040824183...@news.individual.net...
Why this doesn't sound like the David Cohen I know at all!
ps
geek_girl
He's normally a shy, quiet, demure wallflower of a nurseboy, isn't he?
Pat Styles
That's a fair assessment, ime.
ps
bc
Ah. But that 1%? (cue Psycho music)
... You never know who they are until it's too late.
- bc
John HUDSON
wrote:
There are a couple of candidates here that spring readily to mind!!
;o)
However, that scene from Psycho as he climbs the stairs and the
"mother" runs at him with the knife, must be one of the most memorable
in cinema history!!
It has certainly remained vivid in my memory and was far more dramatic
than the shower scene!!
elzinator
That's not how I remember David. And I sat next to him during dinner.
"A foolish consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Pat Styles
news:f9fqi01n5p3h8viai...@4ax.com...
Note to Elzi: Check your sarcasm meter.
ps
elzinator
Sorry, Pat. It wilted :)
Actually couldn't resist the opportunity for the subtle hint that
David is anything but quiet, demure, wallflower-ish.
I seem to remember two horns on top of David's head.....
Pat Styles
Oh, well that's alright then. Carry on.
> Actually couldn't resist the opportunity for the subtle hint that
> David is anything but quiet, demure, wallflower-ish.
>
> I seem to remember two horns on top of David's head.....
He is a horny little fellow.
ps
elzinator
And full of devilish fun!
Lee Michaels
John HUDSON
What have I told you about sarcasm Pat?!! ;o)
John HUDSON
Not to mention the third protuberance!! ;o)
>
>
>"A foolish consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
>- Ralph Waldo Emerson
That's consistency Elzi darling!! ;o)
John HUDSON
<1199...@2714217663.1764.1827027895.2327> wrote:
>John HUDSON <j...@fitnwell.net> wrote:
>> "Art S" <TheDab...@att.net> wrote:
>>>
>>> Not like her online persona at all.
>>
>> I'm surprised you find that remarkable enough to mention. I would say
>> that would be true of 99% of the denizens of MFW!!
>
>John, you mean you're like total unbearable pain in the ass in real life?
I think that for once you appear to have that the wrong way round DZ.
In real life I am quite a nice popular chap, it's here apparently that
I am a "total unbearable pain in the ass"!! ;o)
Lee Michaels
"DZ" wrote
> >
> > I'm surprised you find that remarkable enough to mention. I would say
> > that would be true of 99% of the denizens of MFW!!
>
>
David
>
> I don't complain or whine on the levels that you do "William". In
> fact I think under the circumstances of the prolonged and combined
> attacks from a few of the less intellectually endowed here, I take it
> all with humour and in a rather good natured way.
>
> I'm not saying I don't retaliate, but my retaliation is not the sort
> of eye-ball staring outbursts which emanate from your short fused
> self!!
>
> However, you do appear to be calming down a little, and you do need
> to accept that it however unpleasant you are, it makes not a jot of
> difference to me, and it won't make me go away.
>
> Having tried all ways of deal with me and failing, I will reveal how
> you can rid MFW of my august presence. The only way is to bore me so
> much that I lose interest!! Now how likely is that given what passes
> through here on a daily basis?
>
> Not very "William", so hang on for a long and competitive
> relationship!!
>
> Your chum,
>
> John (fellow "Outlaw")
>
>
John, are you saying that William is "less intellectually endowed"? Why
don;t we just say he is stupid? One word instead of three.
John HUDSON
wrote:
Certainement mon capitaine: Lee Michaels (aka "Just William") is
"stupid"!! ;o)
Pat Styles
Indeed, he's a good fellow.
ps
David W Cohen
I find him a bit obnoxious at times. But alcohol helps.
David
geek_girl
Yes, the alcohol did make him a bit more tolerable. Too bad I hadn't had
any yet when he sneaked up behind me and made me scream like a girl.
John HUDSON
>John HUDSON <j...@fitnwell.net> wrote:
>> DZ wrote:
>>>John HUDSON <j...@fitnwell.net> wrote:
>>>> "Art S" <TheDab...@att.net> wrote:
>>>>> Not like her online persona at all.
>>>>
>>>> I'm surprised you find that remarkable enough to mention. I would say
>>>> that would be true of 99% of the denizens of MFW!!
>>>
>>>John, you mean you're like total unbearable pain in the ass in real life?
>>
>> I think that for once you appear to have that the wrong way round DZ.
>>
>> In real life I am quite a nice popular chap, it's here apparently that
>> I am a "total unbearable pain in the ass"!! ;o)
>
>That's weird. You always come across in every post as a quietly
>loveable soul, courageous, kind, openly living through so much
>suffering given by unappreciative masses. So much wry and implish
>humor, your devotion to fitness, faith that there is good in everyone,
>ever enduring even the proverbial killfilers!
>
>So quite naturally I thought you gotta be like total unbearable pain in
>the ass in real life.
Au contraire DZ and if your perception of me at MFW (which brought me
out in a fuzzy warm glow) is as depicted above, then I must be an
absolute saint in real life!! ;o)
Have a good one - you know I will!! ;o)
David
life *as well* as in this ng!
David
Have you started on the bender yet, John? Must be 9AM - better get into it!
John HUDSON
wrote:
Damn it man that's just not on; not a drop passes the lips until the
sun is over the yardarm on Friday evenings - which is traditionally
1800, or 1200 on Saturday, Sunday & Bank Holidays!! ;o)
Have a great one mate!!
[I wonder why it gives the "hyenas" the shits that we get on so well?]
John HUDSON
wrote:
Well DZ has suggested that I should "consider" perhaps the possibility
of "killfiling" you, so watch your step mate!! ;o)
HAGW!!
David
hang out together
David
100 mfw posters on my killfile list. Sometimes I go for days without getting
one post
John HUDSON
wrote:
That may well be it. ;o)
However, we are both aware that the group has some very academic and
well read members, covering a whole host of subjects, much of which I
find very interesting, even if I am not participating in the
particular thread.
What I can't understand is why a few of them are always on such a
short fuse, and why they insist on always being so confrontational.
It appears to me that it can only be a lack of sophistication, and an
absence of any sort of a sense of humour. I can be as rude and crude
as the rest of them, and I often am, but I find it hard to imagine
another person sat at his/her keyboard, with eyes popping out of their
head, writing the most emotive and hateful diatribes to a completely
anonymous stranger.
The mind absolutely boggles!! ;o)
HAGW!!
Pat Styles
news:28040@1651825061.3266214075.16690.18177.29907...
> John HUDSON <j...@fitnwell.net> wrote:
> > DZ wrote:
> >>John HUDSON <j...@fitnwell.net> wrote:
> >>> "Art S" <TheDab...@att.net> wrote:
> >>>> Not like her online persona at all.
> >>>
> >>> I'm surprised you find that remarkable enough to mention. I would say
> >>> that would be true of 99% of the denizens of MFW!!
> >>
> >>John, you mean you're like total unbearable pain in the ass in real life?
> >
> > I think that for once you appear to have that the wrong way round DZ.
> >
> > In real life I am quite a nice popular chap, it's here apparently that
> > I am a "total unbearable pain in the ass"!! ;o)
>
> loveable soul, courageous, kind, openly living through so much
> suffering given by unappreciative masses. So much wry and implish
> humor, your devotion to fitness, faith that there is good in everyone,
> ever enduring even the proverbial killfilers!
>
> the ass in real life.
>
> DZ
Interesting analysis.
ps
John HUDSON
I thought so too; as I said it made me feel all warm and fuzzy!! ;o)
Have a nice weekend Pat - you know I will!! ;o)
Proton Soup
But you are a girl. It even says so in your name.
-----------
Proton Soup
"Homo sapiens non urinat in ventum."
David
> On Fri, 27 Aug 2004 11:09:45 GMT, "David" <forg...@yahoo.com.au>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >"John HUDSON" <j...@fitnwell.net> wrote in message
> >news:mh3ui0ldlu1rd08nk...@4ax.com...
> >> On Fri, 27 Aug 2004 10:06:04 GMT, "David" <forg...@yahoo.com.au>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> However, we are both aware that the group has some very academic and
> well read members, covering a whole host of subjects, much of which I
> find very interesting, even if I am not participating in the
> particular thread.
>
> What I can't understand is why a few of them are always on such a
> short fuse, and why they insist on always being so confrontational.
>
> It appears to me that it can only be a lack of sophistication, and an
> absence of any sort of a sense of humour. I can be as rude and crude
> as the rest of them, and I often am, but I find it hard to imagine
> another person sat at his/her keyboard, with eyes popping out of their
> head, writing the most emotive and hateful diatribes to a completely
> anonymous stranger.
>
> The mind absolutely boggles!! ;o)
>
> HAGW!!
>
yep, however I for one appreciate the ones that have no sense of humour and
don't understand irony etc - without them there would be no one to take
the piss out of - be no fun at all
John HUDSON
wrote:
I agree with you, as much of my fun also is slipping those few hateful
bastards a crippler.
It still amazes me that they dart out from cover, despite that I am
allegedly in their "killfiles", spew their bile, run for cover, and
then call me a "troll" when I inevitably respond!!
Aren't they odd little people? ;o)
elzinator
Good. That's settled then. A bottle of wine or two during dinner, aye?
(no screw top wine allowed)
Lucas Buck
>In <AIBWc.241415$OB3....@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net> Art S
>wrote:
>>
>> "David Cohen" <sammi...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
>> news:6bBWc.11436$3O3....@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net...
>>> <straight face> Sarah is a shy, quiet, demure, wall flower of a girl.
>>> Even the waiter had trouble getting her to speak up. I almost had to
>>> FORCE her to sip her margarita. Art forgot his camera, so there is no
>>> video evidence of this, but I'm sure those who know her well will
>>> confirm this. </straight face>
>>
>> Yep.
>>
>> Not like her online persona at all.
>>
>> Art
>
>Yep, completely different personality IRL. And apparently I look nothing
>at all like those pics I posted, which would be why in order to find me
>in the hotel lobby, Nurseboy had to call my cell phone, watch me dig it
>out of my purse and answer it, and then sneak up behind me and scare the
>bejeezus outta me. Fucktard.
plan "A" was to fire off a handgun right behind your ear.
Lucky for you he brought the Kimber.
Lucas Buck
Still better than him sneaking up behind you and making you squeal like a pig.
Lucas Buck
Great, like his head wasn't already swelled enough. I can just picture him
at the gym, saying "see that girl in the squat cage? I really made her
scream last night!"
geek_girl
Geez. It's about time someone picked up on that! And I should have known
it would be you.
Lucas Buck
I would never disappoint you.
What do I win?