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McPe...@pervs.net

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Apr 15, 2006, 10:06:10 PM4/15/06
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On 15 Apr 2006 18:55:56 -0700, "Pez D Spencer" <colec...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>curt james getting weepy-eye nostalgic:
>
>"How old are you? When I was in grade school they had these 5-inch by
>7-inch trading cards and I remember having a Johnny Unitas."
>
>http://groups.google.com/group/rec.arts.bodyart/browse_thread/thread/3c6c7f041b8d5e4e/3b38139574d1fc2f?lnk=st&q=&rnum=20&hl=en#3b38139574d1fc2f
>
>
>curt james complaining about newsgroups going off-topic:
>
>"I subscribed to this newsgroup to learn more about the culture in
>Alaska.
>All I've been reading is politics. I had no idea this newsgroup was
>focused
>on politics and so one-sided; whether it's to the extreme right or
>left. "
>
>http://groups.google.com/group/alt.culture.alaska/browse_thread/thread/bafb7bc5a88378a9/e8994b38d746618b?hl=en#e8994b38d746618b
>
>
>curt james waxing nostalgic about the good old days of the WWF:
>
>"I strongly suspect that Cena will be remembered. The energy and
>excitement that my generation found in Andre the Giant and Ivan Putski
>is evident in today's elementary school students with regard to John
>Cena, Eddie Guerrero, and more."
>
>http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/browse_thread/thread/acf869968c1c08f4/1892fe6ed1f7f11e?hl=en#1892fe6ed1f7f11e
>
>
>curt james on his limitless ignorance:
>
>"I've said it before and will say it again (I suspect): There's no
>limit to the things I don't know! Thanks for reinforcing that
>statement."
>
>http://groups.google.com/group/uk.people.bodyart/browse_thread/thread/931195b37d8c6beb/1f9fa0cd72ef7850?hl=en#1f9fa0cd72ef7850

Wow! Remind me to never piss you off Pez.

Curt James

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Apr 16, 2006, 1:47:44 AM4/16/06
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Pez D Spencer <colec...@gmail.com> wrote:

>curt james getting weepy-eye nostalgic:
>
>"How old are you? When I was in grade school they had these 5-inch by
>7-inch trading cards and I remember having a Johnny Unitas."
>
>http://groups.google.com/group/rec.arts.bodyart/browse_thread/thread/3c6c7f041b8d5e4e/3b38139574d1fc2f?lnk=st&q=&rnum=20&hl=en#3b38139574d1fc2f

I'm all about the nostalgia, thanks. And read that entire thread. It's
a good 'un.


>curt james complaining about newsgroups going off-topic:

1) I'm all about the off-topic, too, Pez. But that's irrelevant as...



>"I subscribed to this newsgroup to learn more about the culture in
>Alaska. All I've been reading is politics. I had no idea this newsgroup
>was focused on politics and so one-sided; whether it's to the extreme
>right or left. "
>
>http://groups.google.com/group/alt.culture.alaska/browse_thread/thread/bafb7bc5a88378a9/e8994b38d746618b?hl=en#e8994b38d746618b

2) You're a crappy detective. Did you attempt the same legal assistant
training that JMW failed? Pssst...iow, that ain't me. Try again.



>curt james waxing nostalgic about the good old days of the WWF:
>
>"I strongly suspect that Cena will be remembered. The energy and
>excitement that my generation found in Andre the Giant and Ivan Putski
>is evident in today's elementary school students with regard to John
>Cena, Eddie Guerrero, and more."
>
>http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/browse_thread/thread/acf869968c1c08f4/1892fe6ed1f7f11e?hl=en#1892fe6ed1f7f11e

And that wasn't so much waxing nostalgic as it was forward-looking or
observing children being interested in their own rasslin' heroes. Meh.



>curt james on his limitless ignorance:
>
>"I've said it before and will say it again (I suspect): There's no
>limit to the things I don't know! Thanks for reinforcing that
>statement."
>
>http://groups.google.com/group/uk.people.bodyart/browse_thread/thread/931195b37d8c6beb/1f9fa0cd72ef7850?hl=en#1f9fa0cd72ef7850

Beware the man who believes he knows it all. ;o)

Anywhoo, always glad to pick up a new fan. Keep those cards and
letters coming.

--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/

Curt James

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Apr 16, 2006, 1:48:09 AM4/16/06
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TBR posting as McPe...@pervs.net wrote:

[...]

>>Alaska. All I've been reading is politics. I had no idea this
>>newsgroup was focused on politics and so one-sided;

HA! A semicolon? No.
[...]

>Wow! Remind me to never piss you off Pez.

TBR, are you Pez? Regardless, the Alaska post is a curiosity.

NNTP-Posting-Host: 69.81.92.87
X-Complaints-To: ab...@earthlink.net

Okay, guess it's not. ;-)

--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/

JMW

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Apr 16, 2006, 2:00:37 AM4/16/06
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"Pez D Spencer" <colec...@gmail.com> wrote:

>curt james getting weepy-eye nostalgic:
>
>"How old are you? When I was in grade school they had these 5-inch by
>7-inch trading cards and I remember having a Johnny Unitas."
>
>http://groups.google.com/group/rec.arts.bodyart/browse_thread/thread/3c6c7f041b8d5e4e/3b38139574d1fc2f?lnk=st&q=&rnum=20&hl=en#3b38139574d1fc2f

Yes, but the folks in rec.arts.bodyart (RAB) have a special affection
for Curt:

"And as for hanging out around here for any length of time, curt will
have to be fucking gone first …"
-- yttr...@gmail.com, rec.arts.bodyart

"killfile Curt today!"
-- Ruzinthra the Ruki, rec.arts.bodyart

"Curt James <curt...@gmail.com> wrote: 'Cross your fingers!'
"That you will step in front of the bullet? Hell, I'm praying for
it."
-- Kavin, rec.arts.bodyart

"Kiss my wide halfbreed ass, Curt.
* * *
"If I killfiled every thread that involved you or your bullshit it
would be nothing but fucking air.
* * *
"I used to fucking defend you to people until you turned every damn
thread on rab into your personal pissing match."
-- Suzy Smith, rec.arts.bodyart

"God, will you stop sucking the cocks of every new person who posts
here? Damn it's annoying. You'd have been better off to get the
regulars to like you instead of feeling the need to befriend every
idiot who shows up to overcompensate."
-- Eric S., rec.arts.bodyart

Curt James

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Apr 16, 2006, 2:29:09 AM4/16/06
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JMW <jmwil...@enforcergraphics.f2s.com> wrote:

[...]

>Yes, but the folks in rec.arts.bodyart (RAB) have a special affection
>for Curt:

Some do. Some don't. That's life. Denis Leary said it best: "Get a
fucking helmet okay?"


>"And as for hanging out around here for any length of time, curt will
>have to be fucking gone first …"
>-- yttr...@gmail.com, rec.arts.bodyart

Guess who's gone? Not me.

>"killfile Curt today!"
>-- Ruzinthra the Ruki, rec.arts.bodyart

Guess who abandoned his killfile? Ruzzy what'shisface. Yeah. His
killfile conviction was as rock solid as yours. HAW!


>"Curt James <curt...@gmail.com> wrote: 'Cross your fingers!'
>"That you will step in front of the bullet? Hell, I'm praying for
>it."
>-- Kavin, rec.arts.bodyart

Guess whose prayers have gone unanswered? Kavvy's. And he took a
volleyball to the crotch by way of karma, I suspect.

>"Kiss my wide halfbreed ass, Curt.
>* * *
>"If I killfiled every thread that involved you or your bullshit it
>would be nothing but fucking air.
>* * *
>"I used to fucking defend you to people until you turned every damn
>thread on rab into your personal pissing match."
> -- Suzy Smith, rec.arts.bodyart

Guess the last time Suz posted to RAB? So, when are you leaving, Emmy?
;)


>"God, will you stop sucking the cocks of every new person who posts
>here? Damn it's annoying. You'd have been better off to get the
>regulars to like you instead of feeling the need to befriend every
>idiot who shows up to overcompensate."
> -- Eric S., rec.arts.bodyart

And there, like here, the so-called regulars all too often have their
heads up their asses. Kinda like you. You, the guy who promotes
killfiles and troll lists yet has not the guts or sense to follow
through with his own recommendations.

I pegged you correctly. You are an attention-seeking malcontent.
You're dissatisfied with something, probably a lot of things, and so
you proclaim the need to ignore trolls, you warn of trolls, you tell
people how to killfile trolls and yet...

Here. You. Are. Promoting a thread that has my name in the Subject.
Promoting me and quotes related to me, about me! Rather than ignore
what you say you consider a negative to the ng, you promote the
continuation of the thread.

Enjoy your hypocrisy, pumpkin. It's all you've got.

--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/

allbpen

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Apr 16, 2006, 5:37:25 AM4/16/06
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You bald bastard

McPe...@pervs.net

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Apr 16, 2006, 8:28:32 AM4/16/06
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On Sun, 16 Apr 2006 01:48:09 -0400, Curt James <cwj...@psu.edu> wrote:

>>Wow! Remind me to never piss you off Pez.
>
>TBR, are you Pez? Regardless, the Alaska post is a curiosity.

You don't even know when I am,er, I mean when Pez is making you look
like a loon, not that it was very hard to do...

MacB...@aol.com

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Apr 16, 2006, 8:31:59 AM4/16/06
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ROTFLMAO! That's pretty cool, can you do that on me? Check out the
comments on Rec.music.makers.bagpipe about me a few years back, and
post them here? I'd love a tribute like that to my skills.

Bag...@aol.com

allbpen

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Apr 16, 2006, 2:23:42 PM4/16/06
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Curt is a devoid hirstute turd

John

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Apr 16, 2006, 2:28:10 PM4/16/06
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I'm surprised Curt hasn't corrected you saying that it's "Curt James'" not
"Curt James's". It seems that spelling flames is his only comeback.


JMW

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Apr 16, 2006, 2:55:58 PM4/16/06
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"John" <y_tu_momm...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>I'm surprised Curt hasn't corrected you saying that it's "Curt James'" not
>"Curt James's". It seems that spelling flames is his only comeback.

He might well do that, probably because he doesn't realize that usage
is legitimately split on singular possessives ending in "s."
Actually, the latter usage above is somewhat preferred, since "James"
is a single-syllable proper noun. Conversely, both "Williams'" and
"Williams's" are proper, but the former is somewhat preferred for
multi-syllabic proper nouns.

Charles

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Apr 16, 2006, 2:59:55 PM4/16/06
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Williams' depth of knowledge knows no bounds. He has learned today
that which most of us learned while in prep school.

John Williams, you are a vain-glorious buffoon!

I just thought you ought to know that.

Curt James

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Apr 16, 2006, 10:43:51 PM4/16/06
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On 16 Apr 2006 11:23:42 -0700, "allbpen" <walter...@gotomy.com>
wrote:

>Curt is a devoid hirstute turd

Gesundheit.

--


Curt James

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Apr 16, 2006, 10:49:19 PM4/16/06
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John <y_tu_momm...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>I'm surprised

Of that much I am certain, John.



>Curt hasn't corrected you saying that it's "Curt James'"
>not "Curt James's".

Well, genius, that's because so far as the Subject line is concerned,
curt james's is just as correct as curt james' would be for making all
things possessive. Tell me, is English your native language?


>It seems that spelling flames is his only comeback.

Spelling flames AREn't my only comeback, but at times they're very
appropriate.

Hth.

--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/

Curt James

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Apr 16, 2006, 10:53:47 PM4/16/06
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On Sun, 16 Apr 2006 14:55:58 -0400, JMW
<jmwil...@enforcergraphics.f2s.com> wrote:

Is that your monosyllabic manifesto, JMW? ;o)

Pompous putz.

HEY, TELL ME THE STORY AGAIN ABOUT ENAAAABLING THOSE YOU CONSIDER
TROLLS, OKAY? BECAUSE I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THAT STORY, EMMY!

--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/

Hank

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Apr 17, 2006, 8:58:41 PM4/17/06
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JMW wrote:

> a special affection for Curt

You mean you have a special =obsession= for Curt.
I can't believe you dumped me for Kurt, Johnny. You
used to obsess over me... :-(

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Apr 17, 2006, 9:02:28 PM4/17/06
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On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 20:58:41 -0400, Hank <9...@insidejob.gov> wrote:

> You mean you have a special =obsession= for Curt.
>I can't believe you dumped me for Kurt, Johnny. You
>used to obsess over me... :-(

Your ass is too stretched out.

Curt James

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Apr 18, 2006, 11:04:10 PM4/18/06
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Hank <9...@insidejob.gov> wrote:

>JMW wrote:
>
>> a special affection for Curt
>
> You mean you have a special =obsession= for Curt.
>I can't believe you dumped me for Kurt, Johnny. You
>used to obsess over me... :-(

My advice: Get your nipples pierced. Or start calling him beak boy.
Tell me you haven't noticed his so-called nose. Nose? I imagine most
in his neck of Ohio call it "Ayuh, that new building on Main Street."

Not sure which item kicked his obsession into high gear. Suspect it's
the nipples. Weird.

--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/

McPe...@pervs.net

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Apr 18, 2006, 11:11:50 PM4/18/06
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On Tue, 18 Apr 2006 23:04:10 -0400, Curt James <cwj...@psu.edu> wrote:

>Suspect it's
>the nipples. Weird.

You turn on lots of men with those Curt?

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