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JMW

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Dec 18, 2005, 3:20:43 AM12/18/05
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All done. Find it here:

http://www.rustyiron.net/trollfaq.htm

Suggestions for revision are welcome, except from known trolls.

JMW

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Dec 18, 2005, 3:31:03 AM12/18/05
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A trollfag? Just like you...

JRH

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Dec 18, 2005, 4:05:17 AM12/18/05
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On Sun, 18 Dec 2005 03:20:43 -0500, JMW <j...@event.horizon> wrote:

So that's it is John Williams? So that's your magnum opus, the great
research that was going to save us all from the "trolls" of MFW.

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

What a blustering old fraud you really are. The small amount you have
posted has been plagiarised from information that is already freely
available in the help sections of Agent and Outlook Express. What you
have produced is a complete and utter waste of space, and does nothing
at all to address the task you set yourself.

You have produced nothing that will address the problem of the only
*real* "troll" in the Group, as I told the Group you would when you
started this stupid self-appointed task.

And after all your bluster, accusing so many people of being "trolls"
and "troll enablers", you have produced a small list of three people,
only one of whom is *really* a "troll".

Your much publicised and long-running feud with me predictably places
John Hudson on your hit list, and Hank is their because he also has
been a regular target of yours, which has done nothing but encourage
him to post his endless political pap by way of getting up your nose.

Once again you have overlooked that you have been MFW's most prolific
"troll" and "troll enabler", over a period of nearly ten years, which
has encouraged endless numbers of other people to "troll" by way of
retaliation, and decimated what was once a vibrant forum. In fact this
latest scam has been just another chance for you to cause further
disharmony and dissension.

You really are a spiteful and sinister old man and you have much to
answer for.

Here is a more realistic list of "trolls":

http://www.fitnwell.net/mfw_troll_filter_faq.htm

Why don't you try and get out for a while today John, and forget your
silly on-line feuds for a change.

Have a great Sunday you silly old fart - you know I intend to! ;o)

JRH

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Dec 18, 2005, 4:16:52 AM12/18/05
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On Sun, 18 Dec 2005 03:20:43 -0500, JMW <j...@event.horizon> wrote:

I note with interest that you failed miserably with the one piece of
information that would realistically have been the most help against
the only *real* "troll" at MFW, and have slyly removed it from your
alleged "Troll" pages.

What happened to this promise John Williams:

5. How can I identify trolls who keep changing their identities?


JRH
http://www.fitnwell.net/mfw_troll_filter_faq.htm
www.fitnwell.net

JMW

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Dec 18, 2005, 4:27:35 AM12/18/05
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On Sun, 18 Dec 2005 09:16:52 +0000, JRH <h...@sat.com> wrote:

>I note with interest that you failed miserably with the one piece of
>information that would realistically have been the most help against
>the only *real* "troll" at MFW, and have slyly removed it from your
>alleged "Troll" pages.

Who the fuck do you think you are, you wasted little turd? You can't
seem to name this "mystery troll" that seems to be this whole groups
problem, yet you yourself are guilty of more trolling than any of
those listed combined with your silly little rants.

Lee Michaels

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Dec 18, 2005, 5:03:45 AM12/18/05
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"JMW" <j...@event.horizon> wrote in message
news:qp6aq1hq2mkpmh9r7...@4ax.com...

> All done. Find it here:
>
> http://www.rustyiron.net/trollfaq.htm
>
> Suggestions for revision are welcome, except from known trolls.

Thank you John.

It is not easy being the voice of reason in an insane asylum.

JRH

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Dec 18, 2005, 5:08:51 AM12/18/05
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On Sun, 18 Dec 2005 05:03:45 -0500, "Lee Michaels"
<leemichaels*nadaspam*@comcast.net> wrote:

>
>"JMW" <j...@event.horizon> wrote in message
>news:qp6aq1hq2mkpmh9r7...@4ax.com...
>> All done. Find it here:
>>
>> http://www.rustyiron.net/trollfaq.htm
>>
>> Suggestions for revision are welcome, except from known trolls.
>
>Thank you John.

Thanks for what Lee?

>
>It is not easy being the voice of reason in an insane asylum.
>

I for one would be grateful if you would please follow your leader,
and not make anymore "troll" posts. You should know by now Lee that it
is just this sort of post that always invites retaliation.

If you really have only the best interests of MFW at heart, then you
should work hard with the rest of us to try and stop the sort of
behaviour that encourages division and dissension.

Have a great Sunday Lee - you know I intend to! ;o)

JMW

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Dec 18, 2005, 9:50:55 AM12/18/05
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On Sun, 18 Dec 2005 10:08:51 +0000, JRH <h...@sat.com> wrote:

>Thanks for what Lee?

A reacharound.

Message has been deleted

JMW

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Dec 18, 2005, 11:48:45 AM12/18/05
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Joe Humble <joeh...@earthlink.net> wrote:

>On Sun, 18 Dec 2005 10:08:51 +0000, JRH <h...@sat.com> wrote:
>

>Like Spike said, da bof a u got jungoo fevah, da BOF a u.

Go make me a sammich, beeyotch!

Paul Cassel

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Dec 18, 2005, 2:29:47 PM12/18/05
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Good work, but for me, I can ignore them more than they can post. What I
wonder about is the time involved. Hankie is at cornell so he does
nothing all day being in 'hi eduation' , but I wonder at the others plus
some not so aggressive types who seem to spend a lot of time at it.

JRH

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Dec 18, 2005, 3:05:50 PM12/18/05
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On Sun, 18 Dec 2005 16:35:59 GMT, Joe Humble <joeh...@earthlink.net>
wrote:

>On Sun, 18 Dec 2005 10:08:51 +0000, JRH <h...@sat.com> wrote:
>

>Like Spike said, da bof a u got jungoo fevah, da BOF a u.

Dat's ma boy!

JRH

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Dec 18, 2005, 3:06:43 PM12/18/05
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Heh

Message has been deleted

JMW

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Dec 18, 2005, 3:53:54 PM12/18/05
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Other than a part-time job, Bill Davidson doesn't work at all.

JRH

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Dec 18, 2005, 3:57:51 PM12/18/05
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Don't feed the "trolls" John Williams.

JMW

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Dec 18, 2005, 4:01:05 PM12/18/05
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DZ <28...@211512684.802819957.4104.25175.13403> wrote:
>Paul Cassel <pcasse...@comcast.net> wrote:
>> at cornell so he does nothing all day being in 'hi eduation'
>
>Probably doesn't apply to him but as applied to scientists it only
>seems like doing nothing. Scientist is like a duck - quiet appearance
>but pedaling raving mad underwater. I'd say many work 24h a day. Last
>night I had a dream about a new distribution for correlations. If it's
>not work, I don't know what to call it. I just need to write it up -
>check it out in 2006 when it comes out :-)

You are correct in saying that this does not apply to Henry. From
what I can glean, he works on the instrumentation in the lab. His
OCPD tendencies probably come in handy in that regard, but he's
definitely not a scientist. Henry's style of closed linear thinking
is not really very conducive to modern scientific inquiry.

john...@naturalhealthperspective.com

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Dec 18, 2005, 6:07:50 PM12/18/05
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Excuse me, but would your suggestion apply to the only known troll
here: JMW?

Just thought that you might want to know, that I am wise to your
trolling tackics.

Anybody who spends all day on MWF obviously is NOT exercising.

Are you an exercise fraud, JMW?

JRH

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Dec 18, 2005, 6:10:12 PM12/18/05
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Stop feeding the "trolls" oh esteemed Trollmeister.

JMW

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Dec 18, 2005, 6:33:50 PM12/18/05
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"john...@naturalhealthperspective.com"
<john...@naturalhealthperspective.com> wrote:

>
>JMW wrote:
>> All done. Find it here:
>>
>> http://www.rustyiron.net/trollfaq.htm
>>
>> Suggestions for revision are welcome, except from known trolls.
>
>Excuse me, but would your suggestion apply to the only known troll
>here: JMW?
>
>Just thought that you might want to know, that I am wise to your
>trolling tackics.

What's "tackics," loon?

>Anybody who spends all day on MWF obviously is NOT exercising.
>
>Are you an exercise fraud, JMW?

My training information is at the web site above.

So are my photos.

Where are your photos, John Gohde?

The webmaster of a natural health web site, but no photos of your
healthy self.

Where are your photos, John Gohde?

Alleged Wikipedia editor of Holistic Health information, but no phots
of his healthy self.

Where are your photos, John Gohde?

JRH

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Dec 18, 2005, 6:48:20 PM12/18/05
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Yet another of John Williams' interminable stalking, "trolling" and
flaming feuds. This one with John Gohde has been going on for ever
too.

Remember folks, John Williams is the chap that was going to lead us
away from all the "trolling" that we have been experiencing. What
chance is there of that when he is the most prolific "troll" in the
Group?

Sorry to bang on about Williams all the time, but he is such a fraud
and I did say years ago that I would expose him every time he raises
his head above the parapet, other than with a post that is not
obviously "trolling".

Mr RobotTow

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Dec 18, 2005, 8:39:22 PM12/18/05
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On Sun, 18 Dec 2005 15:53:54 -0500, JMW <j...@event.horizon> wrote:

>Other than a part-time job, Bill Davidson doesn't work at all.

When you are a "trust fund baby" you don't have to work, punk.

Curt James

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Dec 18, 2005, 8:40:35 PM12/18/05
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JMW <j...@event.horizon> wrote: (snipped here and there)

>Where are your photos, John Gohde?
>
>Where are your photos, John Gohde?
>
>Where are your photos, John Gohde?

Ooookay, I seem to recall someone calling *me* Mr. Bizarro. Perhaps
time to lay off the ol' caffeine there, Jay Em.

Effing troll.

--

Mr RobotTow

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Dec 18, 2005, 8:54:34 PM12/18/05
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On Sun, 18 Dec 2005 20:40:35 -0500, Curt James <cwj...@psu.edu> wrote:

>I seem to recall someone calling *me* Mr. Bizarro.

Everyone, stupidass.

john...@naturalhealthperspective.com

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Dec 18, 2005, 10:52:04 PM12/18/05
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JMW wrote:

> Where are your photos, John Gohde?
>
> The webmaster of a natural health web site, but no photos of your
> healthy self.
>
> Where are your photos, John Gohde?
>
> Alleged Wikipedia editor of Holistic Health information, but no phots
> of his healthy self.
>
> Where are your photos, John Gohde?

How many times do I have to tell you?

I provide science based information on my web site. That is why it is
an accredited health site. Posting photos would imply I am basing my
health claims on my own personal experiences. That is how you would
lose accreditation, Moron.

That is probably why you spend all you time on MFW, while you are
obviously not exercising. Muscleheads are devoid of any brains.

Perhaps, if you were to concrete? Exercising is about doing it rather
than writing about it.

Just thought the goofball might want to know.

JMW

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Dec 18, 2005, 11:00:42 PM12/18/05
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"john...@naturalhealthperspective.com"

<john...@naturalhealthperspective.com> wrote:
>
>Perhaps, if you were to concrete?

?

David Cohen

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Dec 18, 2005, 11:02:20 PM12/18/05
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"JMW" <j...@event.horizon> wrote

Concrete! Concrete on obtaining tenor!!

Learn to freakin' read.

Sheesh.

David


dufus

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Dec 22, 2005, 4:50:48 AM12/22/05
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JMW wrote:
> All done. Find it here:
>
> http://www.rustyiron.net/trollfaq.htm
>
> Suggestions for revision are welcome, except from known trolls.

Some questions for JMW about getting on the trolll faq.

1. How many trollish posts do I need to make before I'm considered for
inclusion?

2. How long does it take to get on the troll faq?

3. Is there a probation period?

4. Who decides?

5. Is there a vote?

6. Do I need a referral from an established troll?

Thanks

David

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Dec 22, 2005, 5:17:12 AM12/22/05
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"dufus" <the....@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1135245048....@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...

>
> JMW wrote:
>> All done. Find it here:
>>
>> http://www.rustyiron.net/trollfaq.htm
>>
>> Suggestions for revision are welcome, except from known trolls.
>
> Some questions for JMW about getting on the trolll faq.
>
> 1. How many trollish posts do I need to make before I'm considered for
> inclusion?

It's not quantity that matters but quality. In your case it may take a very
long time

> 2. How long does it take to get on the troll faq?

see above

> 3. Is there a probation period?

No. But you get kudos for bad behaviour

>
> 4. Who decides?

None of your fucking business

> 5. Is there a vote?

see above

> 6. Do I need a referral from an established troll?

Why ask me? I don't make the rules here.

> Thanks
>


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Dec 22, 2005, 7:35:25 AM12/22/05
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You've already been <plonked> by everyone, nobody read your post,
including me.

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