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Hactar

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Nov 15, 2009, 6:40:19 PM11/15/09
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In article <7m9btdF...@mid.individual.net>,
Greg Goss <go...@gossg.org> wrote:
> plausible prose man <George...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> >> you did boot order scrambled eggs.
> >
> >If its that important that your eggs be made precisely to your
> >specifications, you might think about making them yourself, or
> >spending more than the two dollars or so I know you're spending,
> >Sundowner.
>
> I'm buying cheap and don't really care how my eggs are. I always
> order scrambled because I figure they should be easiest to make.

I always ordered scrambled because I hate runniness in eggs. I assume
the price is enough to cover the cook's labor, so if a style is more
difficult to make, it's more expensive.

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Charles Wm. Dimmick

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Nov 16, 2009, 5:54:53 AM11/16/09
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Hactar wrote:
> In article <7m9btdF...@mid.individual.net>,
> Greg Goss <go...@gossg.org> wrote:
>> plausible prose man <George...@aol.com> wrote:
>>
>>>> you did boot order scrambled eggs.
>>> If its that important that your eggs be made precisely to your
>>> specifications, you might think about making them yourself, or
>>> spending more than the two dollars or so I know you're spending,
>>> Sundowner.
>> I'm buying cheap and don't really care how my eggs are. I always
>> order scrambled because I figure they should be easiest to make.
>
> I always ordered scrambled because I hate runniness in eggs. I assume
> the price is enough to cover the cook's labor, so if a style is more
> difficult to make, it's more expensive.
>
I always order over-easy because that's the way my father always had
them, because that's the way his father always had them, with toast so I
can make toast soldiers to sop up the runny, because that's the way it's
always been done in my family. Why mess with tradition that goes back
all the way to the 19th century.

Charles

rroger

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Nov 16, 2009, 7:42:47 AM11/16/09
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On Nov 16, 5:54 am, "Charles Wm. Dimmick" <cdimm...@snet.net> wrote:
> Hactar wrote:
> > In article <7m9btdF3h59a...@mid.individual.net>,
> > Greg Goss <go...@gossg.org> wrote:

> >> plausible prose man <Georgefha...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> >>>> you did boot order scrambled eggs.
> >>> If its that important that your eggs be made precisely to your
> >>> specifications, you might think about making them yourself, or
> >>> spending more than the two dollars or so I know you're spending,
> >>> Sundowner.
> >> I'm buying cheap and don't really care how my eggs are. I always
> >> order scrambled because I figure they should be easiest to make.
>
> > I always ordered scrambled because I hate runniness in eggs. I assume
> > the price is enough to cover the cook's labor, so if a style is more
> > difficult to make, it's more expensive.
>
> I always order over-easy because that's the way my father always had
> them, because that's the way his father always had them, with toast so I
> can make toast soldiers to sop up the runny, because that's the way it's
> always been done in my family. Why mess with tradition that goes back
> all the way to the 19th century.
>
> Charles

I like over easy too. In terms of how I eat them, I do something I
learned from my dad. I eat all of the white first, and then I eat the
york by itself; so there's no mess.

rroger

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Nov 16, 2009, 7:46:44 AM11/16/09
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Sorry, forgot to say that I leave the YOKE, (just got up, still
groggy), whole and eat it all at once without cutting into it first;
hense the part about there being no mess.

Peter Ward

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Nov 16, 2009, 8:26:54 AM11/16/09
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rroger says...

What do you do with the yolk?

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rroger

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Nov 16, 2009, 8:37:20 AM11/16/09
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> email: usenet at peterward dot adsl24 dot co dot ukhttp://blowinsmoke.wordpress.com/

> It's easy to make friends when there's beer involved.
> - Lesmond

Put it in my mouth all at once without breaking/cutting into it first.
Again, that way there's no mess.

Hieronymus Agricola

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Nov 16, 2009, 10:31:51 AM11/16/09
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On Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:46:44 -0800, rroger wrote
(in article
<e67d2502-1eb6-45f7...@e23g2000yqd.googlegroups.com>):

I prefer my yoke easy and light.

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Richard R. Hershberger

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Nov 16, 2009, 10:40:34 AM11/16/09
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On Nov 15, 6:40 pm, ebenZERO...@verizon.net (Hactar) wrote:
> In article <7m9btdF3h59a...@mid.individual.net>,
> Greg Goss  <go...@gossg.org> wrote:

>
> > plausible prose man <Georgefha...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > >> you did boot order scrambled eggs.
>
> > >If its that important that your eggs be made precisely to your
> > >specifications, you might think about making them yourself, or
> > >spending more than the two dollars or so I know you're spending,
> > >Sundowner.
>
> > I'm buying cheap and don't really care how my eggs are.  I always
> > order scrambled because I figure they should be easiest to make.
>
> I always ordered scrambled because I hate runniness in eggs.  I assume
> the price is enough to cover the cook's labor, so if a style is more
> difficult to make, it's more expensive.

I too hate runniness in eggs. At home I eat them hard fried, with the
yolks broken and hard all the way through. At restaurants I order
them scrambled, on the assumption that the odds of getting them fried
the way I like them are slim.

Hactar

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Nov 16, 2009, 12:45:00 PM11/16/09
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In article <pan.2009.11.16....@panix.com>,
Lee Ayrton <lay...@panix.com> wrote:
> On Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:17:39 +0000, Opus the Penguin wrote:
> > I like runniness in the yolk, but I absolutely hate it in the white.
>
> A friend of mine holds the same feelings, calling the runny whites "snotty".

I'm one of those heathen who feel the same way about tomato guts.

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Hactar

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Nov 16, 2009, 12:43:19 PM11/16/09
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In article <7OOdnVuBtf4d5pzW...@speakeasy.net>,
<huey.c...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Opus the Penguin <opusthepen...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Mac (ANMC...@ALUM.WPI.EDU) wrote:
> > > Opus the Penguin <opusthepenguin+use...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > >> I baste the eggs. Toss them in the pan with a tablespoon or two of
> > >> water and put the lid on. This ensures that the whites are cooked
> > >> and have no vile, runny, wiggly stuff. But the yolk is runny. This
> > >> is much easier for me to prepare than over easy. But I suspect for
> > >> a short order cook, over easy is easier.
> > > On what strange square planet is that "basting?"
> > This one, sir! That's the common term for preparing eggs in the way I
> > described. What's your objection?
>
> Innit that 'poaching'?

I bought those chickens fair and square, so those eggs are mine to cook.

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Veronique

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Nov 16, 2009, 1:43:57 PM11/16/09
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On Nov 16, 2:54 am, "Charles Wm. Dimmick" <cdimm...@snet.net> wrote:
> Hactar wrote:
> > In article <7m9btdF3h59a...@mid.individual.net>,
> > Greg Goss  <go...@gossg.org> wrote:

> >> plausible prose man <Georgefha...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> >>>> you did boot order scrambled eggs.
> >>> If its that important that your eggs be made precisely to your
> >>> specifications, you might think about making them yourself, or
> >>> spending more than the two dollars or so I know you're spending,
> >>> Sundowner.
> >> I'm buying cheap and don't really care how my eggs are.  I always
> >> order scrambled because I figure they should be easiest to make.
>
> > I always ordered scrambled because I hate runniness in eggs.  I assume
> > the price is enough to cover the cook's labor, so if a style is more
> > difficult to make, it's more expensive.
>
> I always order over-easy because that's the way my father always had
> them, because that's the way his father always had them, with toast so I
> can make toast soldiers to sop up the runny, because that's the way it's
> always been done in my family. Why mess with tradition that goes back
> all the way to the 19th century.


I have a lovely image of you, Charles, at about age 6 or 7, marching
your toast soldiers through the yolk and into your mouth.


V.
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Bob Ward

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Nov 16, 2009, 8:26:19 PM11/16/09
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On Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:46:44 -0800 (PST), rroger <raus...@aol.com>
wrote:

>Sorry, forgot to say that I leave the YOKE, (just got up, still
>groggy), whole and eat it all at once without cutting into it first;
>hense the part about there being no mess.

Sorry, but you missed it again. I guess the yolk's on you!

Bob Ward

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Nov 16, 2009, 8:28:28 PM11/16/09
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On Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:37:20 -0800 (PST), rroger <raus...@aol.com>
wrote:

>On Nov 16, 8:26 am, Peter Ward <m...@privacy.net> wrote:

Walt did you do with the YOKE, then?

Bob Ward

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Nov 16, 2009, 8:57:15 PM11/16/09
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On Mon, 16 Nov 2009 07:40:34 -0800 (PST), "Richard R. Hershberger"
<rrh...@acme.com> wrote:

>I too hate runniness in eggs. At home I eat them hard fried, with the
>yolks broken and hard all the way through. At restaurants I order
>them scrambled, on the assumption that the odds of getting them fried
>the way I like them are slim.

I have a friend who likes his eggs "sunny side up and snotty" - as he
describes them. He puts them on top of his pancakes, adds a layer of
black pepper that covers the eggs, and cuts it with his knife and
fork.

rroger

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Nov 16, 2009, 10:56:36 PM11/16/09
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On Nov 16, 8:28 pm, Bob Ward <bobw...@email.com> wrote:
> On Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:37:20 -0800 (PST), rroger <raust...@aol.com>

Ate it. To clarify, I put the yolk in my mouth whole, then eat it.

Bob Ward

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Nov 17, 2009, 7:55:59 PM11/17/09
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On Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:56:36 -0800 (PST), rroger <raus...@aol.com>
wrote:

So spelling is just a suggestion on your planet?

rroger

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Nov 17, 2009, 10:43:38 PM11/17/09
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On Nov 17, 7:55 pm, Bob Ward <bobw...@email.com> wrote:
> On Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:56:36 -0800 (PST), rroger <raust...@aol.com>

No. And my planet is earth. What did I not spell right?

Hieronymus Agricola

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Nov 18, 2009, 12:17:39 AM11/18/09
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On Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:43:38 -0800, rroger wrote
(in article
<85982263-cb35-40cf...@31g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>):


>>>>>>>> york by itself; so there's no mess.

>>>>>>> Sorry, forgot to say that I leave the YOKE, (just got up, still

>>> Ate it. To clarify, I put the yolk in my mouth whole, then eat it.

>

> What did I not spell right?

You spelled it three different ways: "york", "YOKE", and "yolk". Only the
last is correct.

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rroger

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Nov 18, 2009, 12:19:34 AM11/18/09
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On Nov 18, 12:17 am, Hieronymus Agricola <use...@bauerstar.com> wrote:
> On Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:43:38 -0800, rroger wrote
> (in article
> <85982263-cb35-40cf-843b-85e08bae1...@31g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>):

>
> >>>>>>>> york by itself; so there's no mess.
> >>>>>>> Sorry, forgot to say that I leave the YOKE, (just got up, still
> >>> Ate it. To clarify, I put the yolk in my mouth whole, then eat it.
>
> > What did I not spell right?
>
> You spelled it three different ways: "york", "YOKE", and "yolk". Only the
> last is correct.
>
> --
> Jerry Randal Bauer

Oops, sorry.

Bob Ward

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Nov 18, 2009, 3:33:48 AM11/18/09
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On Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:43:38 -0800 (PST), rroger <raus...@aol.com>
wrote:

>On Nov 17, 7:55 pm, Bob Ward <bobw...@email.com> wrote:

You told us what you do with the yolk, but you never told us what
happened to the YOKE you mentioned in your correction to the original
post.

Reunite Gondwanaland (Mary Shafer)

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Nov 21, 2009, 8:17:11 PM11/21/09
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On Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:54:53 -0500, "Charles Wm. Dimmick"
<cdim...@snet.net> wrote:

> I always order over-easy because that's the way my father always had
> them, because that's the way his father always had them, with toast so I
> can make toast soldiers to sop up the runny, because that's the way it's
> always been done in my family. Why mess with tradition that goes back
> all the way to the 19th century.

My mom was well-known throughout both sides of the family for her
wonderful breakfasts. I'm certain she learned this from her mother
and I learned from her, although my fame is not quite so wide-spread.

However, there was no tradition of soft-boiled eggs in the family, a
trend which I have reversed. I _love_ soft-boiled eggs with toast to
sop up the yolk. It has to be white-bread toast with butter to be the
right toast.

Mary "I use an Egg-Rite to make my eggs right."

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