From: r...@mail.ianet.net (Ron LeMaster)
Subject: Another Funny story....
Date: 1995/08/31
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One of our trucks recently were toned to respond to the GSW to the
head.  The victim called 911 via her ceullular phone.  She told the
operator that she just sat down in her car and someone shot her in the
back of the head.  She told the dispatched that she was afraid to move
because she could feel brain tissue hanging out the back of her head. 

When the crew arrived, they found the woman sitting in the front seat.
Her groceries were in the back seat.  The Medics found dough where the
woman thought that she felt brain tissue.   A can of biscuit dough in
the shopping bag exploded and hit her in the back of the head.
Needless to say, the woman was greatly relieved to find that out.

Funny but true,
Ron