Actual Numbers for Mercury in H1N1 Vaccines

Nick B

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Oct 30, 2009, 2:03:05 PM10/30/09

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One ounce of salmon contains 28.4 grams of mercury in it, while the
swine flu vaccine contains 0.0000249 grams. This is a fact.

The number of children being diagnosed with autism is on the rise,
however, the amount of children being diagnosed with mental retardation
has declined. Is it perhaps that autism is not on the rise, but rather
that the medical field is better at diagnosing children, instead of
classifying them under the generic umbrella-term of "mentally retarded."

There is no link between the vaccinations and autism.

Lars Eighner

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Oct 30, 2009, 3:03:59 PM10/30/09

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In our last episode, <hcf9p1$u45$1...@news.telesweet.net>, the lovely and
talented Nick B broadcast on alt.atheism:

> One ounce of salmon contains 28.4 grams of mercury in it,

So it contains more mercury than an ounce of mercury?

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Oct 30, 2009, 3:17:37 PM10/30/09

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On Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:03:59 +0000 (UTC), Lars Eighner <use...@larseighner.com> wrote:
>In our last episode, <hcf9p1$u45$1...@news.telesweet.net>, the lovely and
>talented Nick B broadcast on alt.atheism:

>> One ounce of salmon contains 28.4 grams of mercury in it,

>So it contains more mercury than an ounce of mercury?

wow! more than 100% mercury. That's impressive.

WangoTango

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Oct 30, 2009, 3:38:13 PM10/30/09

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In article <slrnhemeuh.8...@ip70-176-155-130.ph.ph.cox.net>,
azno...@PremoveOBthisOX.COM says...

Would that make it canned silver fish?

Is mercury worth more than salmon/oz?
If so, we can close down all the mercury "mines" and just go fishing.

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Dr. Smartass, Troll Veterinarian

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Oct 30, 2009, 8:30:57 PM10/30/09

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Nick B <nick...@yahoo.com> wrote in news:hcf9p1$u45$1...@news.telesweet.net:

> One ounce of salmon contains 28.4 grams of mercury in it

*haaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!*

28.4 g = 1.00178 oz

Your alchemy is truly astonishing, sir. How does one get more from less?

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Steve Knight

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Oct 30, 2009, 9:16:04 PM10/30/09

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No there isn't. It's a Urban myth. We discussed it today at a staff
meeting because we need to vaccinate our health care staff.
Unfortunately, it's very hard to get the vaccines because the
pharmaceutical companies stopped making regular flu vaccines in mid
season and switched to making H1N1 vaccines. Plus, Wal Mart purchased
most of the vaccines the minute it came out.

Warlord Steve
BAAWA

jemcd

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Oct 31, 2009, 12:28:36 PM10/31/09

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On Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:30:57 -0500, "Dr. Smartass, Troll Veterinarian"
<gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

>Nick B <nick...@yahoo.com> wrote in news:hcf9p1$u45$1...@news.telesweet.net:
>
>> One ounce of salmon contains 28.4 grams of mercury in it
>
>*haaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!*
>
>28.4 g = 1.00178 oz
>
>Your alchemy is truly astonishing, sir. How does one get more from less?

It must be a divinely guided mercury virus, you can't disprove it, ya
just gotta have faith.

Hairesis

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Oct 31, 2009, 6:53:19 PM10/31/09

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"One ounce of salmon contains 28.4 grams of mercury in it"...?!?

What was that you were saying about 'mentally retarded'...?

H.

Dr. Smartass, Troll Veterinarian

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jemcd wrote in news:s3poe51bbo6fkkeri...@4ax.com:

How much faith? Mustard-seed sized? That'll move a mountain, y'know.
Powerful stuff!

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