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HELP I'M GOING BALD

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Beaver...@live.com

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Mar 7, 2017, 11:38:25 PM3/7/17
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I keep telling myself this can't be real.

At first I thought my mind is playing tricks on me but there is no denying it now.

What the hell can I do about this?

21bla...@gmail.com

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Mar 8, 2017, 1:56:12 PM3/8/17
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doesn't the president take some sort of hair drug/medication?

it's a natural process for many many men

marc

Bob F

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Mar 8, 2017, 10:38:12 PM3/8/17
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A friend of mine said "I'm not going to waste any hormones on hair"

wilm...@gmail.com

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Mar 9, 2017, 1:21:24 AM3/9/17
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May I suggest you grow about three hairs really long and style it in a swirly pompadour with a D.A. in the back. Sure, you'll look ridiculous, but that's why you then need to color yourself orange. When people laugh behind your back, you can take solace they laugh at you because of your coloring and who needs bigots like that anyway? It works, apparently.

hchi...@hotmail.com

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Mar 9, 2017, 10:10:17 AM3/9/17
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Merkin

You're welcome.

Dennis

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Mar 14, 2017, 5:46:06 PM3/14/17
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On Tue, 7 Mar 2017 20:38:21 -0800 (PST), Beaver...@live.com wrote:

Why fight it? Get out the razor and show your dome who's boss!

I think the skinhead look would work for you.

Dennis (evil)
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I'm a hands-on, footloose, knee-jerk head case. -George Carlin

Dennis

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Mar 14, 2017, 5:53:20 PM3/14/17
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And remember, when you buy a Merkin, buy Amerkin.

Dennis (evil)
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"There is a fine line between participation and mockery" - Wally

hchi...@hotmail.com

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Mar 15, 2017, 12:03:09 PM3/15/17
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On Tue, 14 Mar 2017 14:53:18 -0700, Dennis <dg...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>On Thu, 09 Mar 2017 09:10:11 -0600, hchi...@hotmail.com wrote:
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>>On Tue, 7 Mar 2017 20:38:21 -0800 (PST), Beaver...@live.com wrote:
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>>>I keep telling myself this can't be real.
>>>
>>>At first I thought my mind is playing tricks on me but there is no denying it now.
>>>
>>>What the hell can I do about this?
>>
>>
>>Merkin
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>>You're welcome.
>
>And remember, when you buy a Merkin, buy Amerkin.
>
>Dennis (evil)


That's right! Grab 'em by the ... Whoops! Let me help you put that back.

21bla...@gmail.com

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Mar 16, 2017, 1:36:58 AM3/16/17
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that.s right, you might try the number 1 cut at the barber, or yourself

lots of [famous] athletes have done this

worth a try - it'll grow back if not happy

marc

r...@colonialpenn.com

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Apr 18, 2017, 11:58:33 PM4/18/17
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On Tue, 7 Mar 2017 20:38:21 -0800 (PST), Beaver...@live.com wrote:

DECAPITATION works every time!


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