Are cockroaches the instrument of the Devil or God?
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
the corners of the planet and fulfill God's command to multiply...
At first it seems like they are the instrument of God, but their sheer
ugliness suggests they are planted by the Devil to spoil the design of
God to make humans special.
Something to think about before you crush the next cockroach that
crosses your path.
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On Apr 17, 8:43 pm, Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Thus terminating what was an unbroken chain of cockroach
> life predating even the dinosaurs.
What, the cockroach survived the dinosaurs? You know what I think?
GOD IS A BIG COCKROACH!
Don Klipstein
>They will, long after we are history, inherit the Earth, conquer all
>the corners of the planet and fulfill God's command to multiply...
In a world that God gave us, with laws of nature that Darwin explained
a few of.
>At first it seems like they are the instrument of God, but their sheer
>ugliness suggests they are planted by the Devil to spoil the design of
>God to make humans special.
It appears to me that nature produced several other creatures at least
as ugly, though less-considered-to-be vermin.
>Something to think about before you crush the next cockroach that
>crosses your path.
Cockroaches have been here 300 million years and survived many severe
planetary climate change emergencies including the one that made dinosaurs
extinct. They are said to be in good shape to still be here after even a
bad case of a nuclear war.
How do most supermarket-available spray insecticides kill tough urban
roaches after mere decades of slight evolution not even forming new
species? You have to smash them with the spray can!
Mice have a place in nature heavily to be food for the many creatures
that eat mice. I think roaches are a lot less cute and less intelligent
and more robot-like than mice. I doubt I injure my soul much by killing a
roach, as long as I don't go out of my way to torture it or deploy any
especially-torturing kinds of poisons or traps.
There is also the matter that stepping on roaches will not exterminate
them from this world if nuclear wars and the planetary cataclysms of the
past 300 million years can't.
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- Don Klipstein (d...@misty.com)
Rod Speed
> His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher wrote:
>> They will, long after we are history, inherit the Earth, conquer all
>> the corners of the planet and fulfill God's command to multiply...
> In a world that God gave us, with laws of nature that Darwin explained a few of.
>> At first it seems like they are the instrument of God, but their
>> sheer ugliness suggests they are planted by the Devil to spoil the
>> design of God to make humans special.
> It appears to me that nature produced several other creatures
> at least as ugly, though less-considered-to-be vermin.
>> Something to think about before you crush the next cockroach that crosses your path.
> Cockroaches have been here 300 million years and survived many severe
> planetary climate change emergencies including the one that made
> dinosaurs extinct. They are said to be in good shape to still be
> here after even a bad case of a nuclear war.
> How do most supermarket-available spray insecticides kill tough urban
> roaches after mere decades of slight evolution not even forming new
> species? You have to smash them with the spray can!
Nope, works fine on mine just spraying them.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
> In <3eaa4e87-0e5e-4692-b13c-c7f3b8a01...@f11g2000vbx.googlegroups.com>,
Mice are our relatives. Even psychology is tested on them. I have
three and they behave in human ways, and they fight and also groom
each other.
I read this study where mice get addicted to the wheel just as we do.
So we must enshrined the Might Mouse. ;)
On Apr 18, 4:35 am, "Pepsi" <Pe...@coke.com> wrote:
> They are instruments of god.
> As for instruments of the devil - you're thinking of republicans.
What!? You must be talking about the same Christians too!
Anyway, "Just beware where you step. They have been here before you."
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Philosopher" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> GOD IS A BIG COCKROACH!
>
> http://www.zazzle.com/cockroach_tshirt-235599449393032571
I know the "community" where I live is made for cockroaches. Garbage
is piling up with little regard to civilization. It's only when you go
to Gated Communities that you find beauty and cleanliness.
Roaches also will be fine around the Fukushima plant. Only in places
like Norway there's little space for them. They have no need for
nuclear power and tolerate no garbage.
But "THE WORLD IS MADE FOR COCKROACHES" thus it's only a matter of
time before they take over.
Enough wisdom... time to go under the mango tree.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
> In article <TJSqp.8138$Ot6.3...@newsfe15.iad>, "Pepsi" <Pe...@coke.com>
> wrote:
>
>
>
> > "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
> >news:505d1d10-10ae-4edc...@v16g2000vbq.googlegroups.com...
> > > They will, long after we are history, inherit the Earth, conquer all
> > > the corners of the planet and fulfill God's command to multiply...
>
> > > ugliness suggests they are planted by the Devil to spoil the design of
> > > God to make humans special.
>
> > > crosses your path.
>
> > As for instruments of the devil - you're thinking of republicans.
>
> Do you know why boots in Texas have pointed toes?
>
> So you can get the cockroaches in the corner.
Texas has a lot of Mexican traditions...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65Xk5xOkHV8
But I didn't know about the boots.
bosco
We Humans conveniently forget that we are related to every living thing
and everything that died before we were born. It is estimated that in
every ten breaths we breath in a few air molecules that were breathed
by Jesus. We shed tens of thousands of skin cells a day. We inhale
countless things that would gross us out if we could examine them as
they happen. We eat bugs in our sleep, or when we have our mouths open
outside. Bugs are part of our diet, via the grains we are so fond of.
We are conditioned and have preconceived notions of beauty, ourselves
and our neighberhoods, no matter how large our neighborhood may be.
Who taught us that roaches are ugly, and dogs, cats, or horses can be
pleasing to the eye? The same conditioning that taught us Beef,
Chicken, and Fish, are the only meats many of are willing to eat.
Stepping out a few tens of thousands of miles from earth, we would see
we are a spec on a blue and white marble. It is all in the conditioning
and perception. In all likelyhood God could really care less as it is
all God's creation and we are but a tiny slice of it.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
> On 2011-04-18 07:25:02 -0600, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the
So you don't believe my hypothesis that God made cockroaches to be
tougher than man because he's a cockroach himself?
I can understand why he made mice but not roaches. Or maybe, as you
say, God doesn't care at all about anything. Or it may simply be he's
not real.
moronsbegone
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This is fine if you believe in the stupidity of religion.
Touche' on God the Coackroach!! Well He's a cock something
thats for sure, but his fans are the worst.
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