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His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle
as bullet trains or bike facilities. Words like "Master Plan" abound.
Under communism they were known as Five Year Plans)
"Whether you reject the Bible, the hobos occupying your community, cat
shit or any kind of shit, this is the campaign for you. Politics and
religion may never be the same. You want them to deliver the goods
now!"
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Thank you for your understanding and cooperation. I just hate it when
I step on cat's shit or when they talk about Jesus coming soon!
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The Banana Revolution can deliver the goods... "Bananas for all!"
Opus
Like I'm getting here in the suburbs of Hell, the "Dallas Master Bike
plan". Hundreds of pages of maps for bike routes and paths, with no
way to pay for any of it. And in the city I live in it's even worse, I
can't even read the "Garland Master Bike Plan", because it doesn't
exist. But the city's 2030 master planning document refers to it
repeatedly, as if it was a real document.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle
Yeah, I was "inspired" while trying to figure mine out. ;)
"COMING SOON!"
The Real Bev
> Like I'm getting here in the suburbs of Hell, the "Dallas Master Bike
> plan". Hundreds of pages of maps for bike routes and paths, with no
> way to pay for any of it.
Don't worry about the cost, paint is (or at least should be) cheap.
That's all Pasadena's bike lanes are. Totally useless, but they allow
the City Fathers to feel good about themselves. No idea how much the
'Share the Road' signs are, but they're equally useless and probably a
lot more expensive.
If they really want to be bike friendly they'd fix the goddam potholes
and paving discontinuities.
> And in the city I live in it's even worse, I
> can't even read the "Garland Master Bike Plan", because it doesn't
> exist. But the city's 2030 master planning document refers to it
> repeatedly, as if it was a real document.
And here we think the feds are corrupt -- at least on a percentage basis
cities have it way over Washington when it comes to thieving officials.
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Cheers, Bev
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Never argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle
> On 01/26/11 09:18, Opus wrote:
>
> > Like I'm getting here in the suburbs of Hell, the "Dallas Master Bike
> > plan". Hundreds of pages of maps for bike routes and paths, with no
> > way to pay for any of it.
>
> Don't worry about the cost, paint is (or at least should be) cheap.
> That's all Pasadena's bike lanes are. Totally useless, but they allow
> the City Fathers to feel good about themselves. No idea how much the
> 'Share the Road' signs are, but they're equally useless and probably a
> lot more expensive.
>
> If they really want to be bike friendly they'd fix the goddam potholes
> and paving discontinuities.
That's why many people use mountain bikes in the middle of the city,
right?
Here we have dozens of bike lanes but they are never connected to be
usable.
Mr Pounder
"His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle"
news:15995d3e-f328-4925...@y19g2000prb.googlegroups.com...
"COMING SOON!"
Apart from your socks, does anybody ever reply to your postings?
This is not a reply, this is a question.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle
wrote:
> "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle"<comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
Dozens, usually in the groups where they are fed with the bullshit.
Or you think I make them up? Funny, I even even get more replies about
bicycles in other groups.
Tºm Shermªn™ °_°
> "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle"
> <comandan...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:15995d3e-f328-4925...@y19g2000prb.googlegroups.com...
> Apart from your socks, does anybody ever reply to your postings?
> This is not a reply, this is a question.
Besides Mr. Ed Dolan's cut and paste?
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Tºm Shermªn - 42.435731,-83.985007
I am a vehicular cyclist.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle
$southslope.net"> wrote:
> On 1/27/2011 2:27 PM, Mr Pounder wrote:
>
> > "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle"
> >news:15995d3e-f328-4925...@y19g2000prb.googlegroups.com...
> > [...]
> > Apart from your socks, does anybody ever reply to your postings?
> > This is not a reply, this is a question.
>
> Besides Mr. Ed Dolan's cut and paste?
You must be clever to follow me and make fun of everything.
We are just having a good time instead of crying over our desperate
situation.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle
> > When you
> > are loved and accepted by God, you can count on many wonderful things
> > in Heaven...and it will never be boring and old.
>
> Never be boring, my ass. It'll be as exciting as watching
> floor wax dry.
Sex is the only thing exciting in Heaven and it's taken in a pill. It
lasts 5 minutes.
Opus
wrote:
>snip<
> Yeah, I was "inspired" while trying to figure mine out. ;)
>
> "COMING SOON!"
>
> Apart from your socks, does anybody ever reply to your postings?
> This is not a reply, this is a question.
I am not now nor have I ever been any item of clothing for the Tibetan
Monkey. We don't even live in the same state of the Union, he lives in
the most deadliest state to walk or ride a bike (16% of the cyclists
killed in the US died in FL last year, and 8% of the cyclists killed
in the US died in just 3 FL counties), I live in the third most
deadly, TX. TM is reacting to living in a virtual war zone for
cyclists, Miami-Dade was one of those 3 counties that killed 8% of the
cyclists killed in the US last year (and pretty much every year for
the last 4). So take it easy on TM, he's shellshocked.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle
Thanks, and still trying to survive in no-man's land.
Now I'm charging in folding bikes and arming myself with a trailer
that makes it impossible for any dumb driver to miss me ("Oh, I never
saw him!")
Let me tell you, Opus. I have a chance of things changing around here
in the next few months. But I again I don't overestimate their chances
of getting it right. You on the other hand, are a true survivor of
this grinding war. You have been struck on purpose and abandoned to
die on the road...
I haven't read your diary in a while, but your strategy is right on...
keep reporting from the jungle.
Edward Dolan
"T�m Sherm�nT �_�" <""twshermanREMOVE\"@THI$southslope.net"> wrote in
message news:iht645$a8b$2...@news.eternal-september.org...
> On 1/27/2011 2:27 PM, Mr Pounder wrote:
>> "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle"
>> <comandan...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:15995d3e-f328-4925...@y19g2000prb.googlegroups.com...
>> [...]
>> Apart from your socks, does anybody ever reply to your postings?
>> This is not a reply, this is a question.
>
> Besides Mr. Ed Dolan's cut and paste?
TM is too god damn fucking stupid for me to even waste that minimum amount
of effort on him. He is truly the village idiot. I no longer bother with him
and just automatically delete all of his moronic posts so I do not ever have
to even see them. Fuck that dumb bastard all the way to Hell and back!
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle
> "T m Sherm nT _ " <""twshermanREMOVE\"@THI$southslope.net"> wrote in
>
> > On 1/27/2011 2:27 PM, Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle"
> >>news:15995d3e-f328-4925...@y19g2000prb.googlegroups.com...
> >> [...]
> >> Apart from your socks, does anybody ever reply to your postings?
> >> This is not a reply, this is a question.
>
> > Besides Mr. Ed Dolan's cut and paste?
>
> TM is too god damn fucking stupid for me to even waste that minimum amount
> of effort on him. He is truly the village idiot. I no longer bother with him
> and just automatically delete all of his moronic posts so I do not ever have
> to even see them. Fuck that dumb bastard all the way to Hell and back!
You don't run the circus. You are the clown.
Edward Dolan
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Opus, you are an idiot almost on the level of TM. You ought to be ashamed of
yourself for giving any encouragement to him.
I have done a bit of cycling in Florida myself and most of the other
cyclists I ran into in Florida are idiots just like TM. They do not have a
clue about how to cycle on the road safely with motor vehicles. I suspect
you do not either.
Fuck this god damn TM and all who think like him. Only idiots can't figure
out how to cycle safely. Such idiots are almost as dumb as mountain bikers.
Fuck 'em all, I say!
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle
> "Opus" <opusthep...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:7e62f6c0-1c57-4932...@d16g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...
> On Jan 27, 2:27 pm, "Mr Pounder" <MrPoun...@RationalThought.com>
> wrote:
>
> >snip<
> > Yeah, I was "inspired" while trying to figure mine out. ;)
>
> > "COMING SOON!"
>
> > Apart from your socks, does anybody ever reply to your postings?
> > This is not a reply, this is a question.
> >> I am not now nor have I ever been any item of clothing for the Tibetan
>
> Monkey. We don't even live in the same state of the Union, he lives in
> the most deadliest state to walk or ride a bike (16% of the cyclists
> killed in the US died in FL last year, and 8% of the cyclists killed
> in the US died in just 3 FL counties), I live in the third most
> deadly, TX. TM is reacting to living in a virtual war zone for
> cyclists, Miami-Dade was one of those 3 counties that killed 8% of the
> cyclists killed in the US last year (and pretty much every year for
> the last 4). So take it easy on TM, he's shellshocked.
>
> Opus, you are an idiot almost on the level of TM. You ought to be ashamed of
> yourself for giving any encouragement to him.
>
> I have done a bit of cycling in Florida myself and most of the other
> cyclists I ran into in Florida are idiots just like TM. They do not have a
> clue about how to cycle on the road safely with motor vehicles. I suspect
> you do not either.
You seem to be a fat ass with a big mouth, but he had a real life-
threatening experience to tell and he has a lot of courage to keep on
going. This is how his diary starts today...
"I have to read so many links to gut-wrenching stories, most of which
I can’t use for this blog because they aren’t about bicycles or
cycling, they are events at which there was a cyclist, or they are
about motorcycles, or things that run in cycles, and in order to find
out what they are about I have to read the article which because of
the search string I used invariably involve death or carnage."
Why don't you stick your head instead of your ass in the toilet?
Tºm Shermªn™ °_°
Why anyone would choose to live in the Miami (Florida, not Ohio) area is
beyond me. Awful climate, and too many fascists.
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T�m Sherm�n - 42.435731,-83.985007
Edward Dolan
[...]
Edward Dolan wrote:
> I have done a bit of cycling in Florida myself and most of the other
> cyclists I ran into in Florida are idiots just like TM. They do not have a
> clue about how to cycle on the road safely with motor vehicles. I suspect
> you do not either.
[...]
>> Why don't you stick your head instead of your ass in the toilet?
How about I stick my foot up your dumb ass instead - you Florida shithead!
Fucking Regards,
Edward Dolan
message news:ihvkli$1j0$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
[...]
> Why anyone would choose to live in the Miami (Florida, not Ohio) area is
> beyond me. Awful climate, and too many fascists.
The trouble with Florida is too many shitheads like TM. A few fascists never
hurt anybody. In fact, taken in the proper dosages, such types are good for
you - you liberal-socialist-communist twit!
As to climate, South Florida is not nearly warm enough for me. Nay, only
Panama has got the climate right.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle
Tell me about Minnesota!
Edward Dolan
<comandan...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
On Jan 28, 6:49 pm, T�m Sherm�n� �_� <""twshermanREMOVE\"@THI
$southslope.net"> wrote:
[...]
> Why anyone would choose to live in the Miami (Florida, not Ohio) area is
> beyond me. Awful climate, and too many fascists.
>> Tell me about Minnesota!
You are responding to a Tom Sherman post, not an Ed Dolan post. All Tom
Sherman knows is Wisconsin and Illinois. He does not know shit about
Minnesota other than Minneapolis where he bought all of his Sunset
recumbents. He probably roots for the g.d. Packers, not the g.d. Vikings!
Slow down and read more carefully, why don't you!
Tºm Shermªn™ °_°
> "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle"
> <comandan...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:0978214f-e95b-451e...@o7g2000prn.googlegroups.com...
> On Jan 28, 6:49 pm, T�m Sherm�n� �_�<""twshermanREMOVE\"@THI
> $southslope.net"> wrote:
> [...]
>> Why anyone would choose to live in the Miami (Florida, not Ohio) area is
>> beyond me. Awful climate, and too many fascists.
>
>>> Tell me about Minnesota!
>
> You are responding to a Tom Sherman post, not an Ed Dolan post. All Tom
> Sherman knows is Wisconsin and Illinois.
And Iowa, Indiana and Quebec.
> He does not know shit about
> Minnesota other than Minneapolis where he bought all of his Sunset
> recumbents.
Actually, the only municipality in Minnesota where I purchased any Earth
Cycles is Duluth.
> He probably roots for the g.d. Packers, not the g.d. Vikings!
I have considered suing the Vikings for defaming my heritage.
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Tºm Shermªn - 42.435731,-83.985007
Edward Dolan
message news:ii00f3$geu$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
> On 1/28/2011 8:51 PM, Edward Dolan wrote:
>> You are responding to a Tom Sherman post, not an Ed Dolan post. All Tom
>> Sherman knows is Wisconsin and Illinois.
>
> And Iowa, Indiana and Quebec.
Nope, you lived on the Illinois side of the Quad Cities. The Quebec
reference is interesting to me. Whatever were you doing there? Do you speak
French? One of my favorite folk musics in the world is that which goes under
the heading of Quebecois. La Bolduc anyone!
>> He does not know shit about
>> Minnesota other than Minneapolis where he bought all of his Sunset
>> recumbents.
>
> Actually, the only municipality in Minnesota where I purchased any Earth
> Cycles is Duluth.
Well, I will admit I have always liked Duluth. The geographic aspect of the
city is amazing. I used to watch the birds swooping by on the high cliffs
that overlook the city.
>> He probably roots for the g.d. Packers, not the g.d. Vikings!
>
> I have considered suing the Vikings for defaming my heritage.
Yea, fuck all that g.d. football crap. Only idiots follow any of it.
Tºm Shermªn™ °_°
> "T�m Sherm�nT �_�"<""twshermanREMOVE\"@THI$southslope.net"> wrote in
> message news:ii00f3$geu$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
>> On 1/28/2011 8:51 PM, Edward Dolan wrote:
> [...]
>>> You are responding to a Tom Sherman post, not an Ed Dolan post. All Tom
>>> Sherman knows is Wisconsin and Illinois.
>>
>> And Iowa, Indiana and Quebec.
>
> Nope, you lived on the Illinois side of the Quad Cities.
Uh Ed, I live in Iowa. Please pay attention.
> The Quebec
> reference is interesting to me. Whatever were you doing there?[...]
Freezing.
>>> He does not know shit about
>>> Minnesota other than Minneapolis where he bought all of his Sunset
>>> recumbents.
>>
>> Actually, the only municipality in Minnesota where I purchased any Earth
>> Cycles is Duluth.
>
> Well, I will admit I have always liked Duluth. The geographic aspect of the
> city is amazing. I used to watch the birds swooping by on the high cliffs
> that overlook the city.[...]
But the adjoining city in Wisconsin is Superior.
Edward Dolan
message news:ii07a0$efb$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
> On 1/28/2011 10:18 PM, Edward Dolan wrote:
>> Nope, you lived on the Illinois side of the Quad Cities.
>
> Uh Ed, I live in Iowa. Please pay attention.
Nonsense, you posted from the Quad Cities, Illinois side. Do you not even
know which side of the Mississippi River you were on? Damn it, we all know
where you post from - and it is NOT from Iowa. Hells Bells, Iowa wouldn't
have you on a bet.
>> The Quebec
>> reference is interesting to me. Whatever were you doing there?[...]
>
> Freezing.
Note how Mr. Sherman never tells anyone anything. He is probably smart to
play it that way since he is still in the work force and I am capable of
skewering him if he is not careful. However note how I tell everyone
everything. That is because I don't give a good god damn about what anyone
thinks or says. Some day perhaps Mr. Sherman will enter into my universe of
wisdom, but not yet. He is as always a twerp and a twit. He has all the
courage of a mouse. My contempt for him only grows and grows.
>>>> He does not know shit about
>>>> Minnesota other than Minneapolis where he bought all of his Sunset
>>>> recumbents.
>>>
>>> Actually, the only municipality in Minnesota where I purchased any Earth
>>> Cycles is Duluth.
>>
>> Well, I will admit I have always liked Duluth. The geographic aspect of
>> the
>> city is amazing. I used to watch the birds swooping by on the high cliffs
>> that overlook the city.[...]
>
> But the adjoining city in Wisconsin is Superior.
Right, just keep on saying nothing about nothing. But why post anything if
you don't want to be read. You are truly one strange fucked-up character.
JimmyMac is more normal than you!
Tom Sherman - nothing but a screwball!
Tºm Shermªn™ °_°
> "T�m Sherm�nT �_�"<""twshermanREMOVE\"@THI$southslope.net"> wrote in
> message news:ii07a0$efb$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
>> On 1/28/2011 10:18 PM, Edward Dolan wrote:
> [...]
>>> Nope, you lived on the Illinois side of the Quad Cities.
>>
>> Uh Ed, I live in Iowa. Please pay attention.
>
> Nonsense, you posted from the Quad Cities, Illinois side. Do you not even
> know which side of the Mississippi River you were on? Damn it, we all know
> where you post from - and it is NOT from Iowa. Hells Bells, Iowa wouldn't
Poor Ed is losing it.
Edward Dolan
> On 1/29/2011 12:43 AM, Edward Dolan wrote:
>> message news:ii07a0$efb$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
>>> On 1/28/2011 10:18 PM, Edward Dolan wrote:
>> [...]
>>>> Nope, you lived on the Illinois side of the Quad Cities.
>>>
>>> Uh Ed, I live in Iowa. Please pay attention.
>>
>> Nonsense, you posted from the Quad Cities, Illinois side. Do you not even
>> know which side of the Mississippi River you were on? Damn it, we all
>> know
>> where you post from - and it is NOT from Iowa. Hells Bells, Iowa wouldn't
>> have you on a bet.[...]
>
> Poor Ed is losing it.
Poor Tom never had it to lose.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle
$southslope.net"> wrote:
> On 1/29/2011 12:43 AM, Edward Dolan wrote:
>
> > "T m Sherm nT _ "<""twshermanREMOVE\"@THI$southslope.net"> wrote in
> >> On 1/28/2011 10:18 PM, Edward Dolan wrote:
> > [...]
> >>> Nope, you lived on the Illinois side of the Quad Cities.
>
> >> Uh Ed, I live in Iowa. Please pay attention.
>
> > Nonsense, you posted from the Quad Cities, Illinois side. Do you not even
> > know which side of the Mississippi River you were on? Damn it, we all know
> > where you post from - and it is NOT from Iowa. Hells Bells, Iowa wouldn't
> > have you on a bet.[...]
>
> Poor Ed is losing it.
All he got to do is take Viagra, right?