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Roses Are Red… And Pretty Darn Expensive: Frugal Valentine’s Ideas

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Rich

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Feb 11, 2009, 12:33:25 AM2/11/09
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While the following ideas are specifically geared towards helping your
and your mate or family express your Valentine’s love for each other
without hawking your hearts to do it, you can really use these ideas
any day of the year to show just how much you care. Ignore the retail
pitchmen who try to convince you that your love and the heft of your
wallet are synonymous. Sometimes the simplest of things reveal the
best way of saying “I love you”.

-Give the gift of time. A great way to do this is to make up coupons
or time certificates to give out to loved ones. Your time really is
the most valuable and important gift you can give, and the list of
“things” you can commit to here is nearly endless. Offer to do
someone’s chores for a day, or walk the dog for a week. Cook a meal or
a batch of cookies, or pick up the responsibility of cleaning up after
by doing the dishes for a few days. Wash your mate’s car, offer back
rubs or foot massages… anything that will be appreciated by the
receiver is fair game to give.

The entire article can be found on the FrugalWorld.com site:
http://www.frugalworld.com/2009/02/10/frugal-valentines-day-ideas/

Rod Speed

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Feb 11, 2009, 3:38:30 AM2/11/09
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Rich wrote:

> While the following ideas are specifically geared towards helping
> your and your mate or family express your Valentine’s love for each
> other without hawking your hearts to do it, you can really use these
> ideas any day of the year to show just how much you care.

Nothing like frugal. A good fucking is a hell of a lot
cheaper even if the likes of you need viagra to do that.

> Ignore the retail pitchmen who try to convince you that your love
> and the heft of your wallet are synonymous. Sometimes the
> simplest of things reveal the best way of saying “I love you”.

Yep, like a good fuck.

> -Give the gift of time.

A good fuck is much cheaper, even if the likes of you need viagra to do that.

> A great way to do this is to make up coupons or time certificates
> to give out to loved ones. Your time really is the most valuable
> and important gift you can give, and the list of “things” you can
> commit to here is nearly endless. Offer to do someone’s chores
> for a day, or walk the dog for a week. Cook a meal or a batch
> of cookies, or pick up the responsibility of cleaning up after by
> doing the dishes for a few days. Wash your mate’s car, offer
> back rubs or foot massages… anything that will be appreciated
> by the receiver is fair game to give.

> The entire article can be found on the FrugalWorld.com site:
> http://www.frugalworld.com/2009/02/10/frugal-valentines-day-ideas/

Just goes to show what a steaming turd that site is.


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