Would you like to have a pet God?
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, not your average backyard philosopher
This time is play time. It's like God throws a ball at you and you
catch it... This is as well a "low ball" for a certain Ed)
Notice God is dog spelled backwards, and the proposition starts to
make sense to you.
A pet God will allow to be a substitute of God that you can actually
relate to and talk to, even if he only barks back at you.
In a reversal of roles, the pet God will be loyal to you, so you know
how important that is in the Kingdom of the Lord. You are to God what
the pet God to you, so you'll feel like drooling at Heaven.
In other words, having a pet God prepares for the real thing. Now the
question is chihuahua or german shepherd?
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Edward Dolan
<comandan...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:a76e2c8e-7325-43e0...@32g2000yqz.googlegroups.com...
> (Hey, we can not always be serious and talk about monkeys and bananas.
> This time is play time. It's like God throws a ball at you and you
> catch it... This is as well a "low ball" for a certain Ed)
>
> Notice God is dog spelled backwards, and the proposition starts to
> make sense to you.
>
> A pet God will allow to be a substitute of God that you can actually
> relate to and talk to, even if he only barks back at you.
>
> In a reversal of roles, the pet God will be loyal to you, so you know
> how important that is in the Kingdom of the Lord. You are to God what
> the pet God to you, so you'll feel like drooling at Heaven.
>
> In other words, having a pet God prepares for the real thing. Now the
> question is chihuahua or german shepherd?
TM is a poor crazy bastard who just posts on his one favorite subject -
hatred of motor vehicles because they interfere with his use of the roads.
His other favorite subject is attacking Christianity. If you respond to this
poor crazy bastard, then you are a poor crazy bastard too.
He likes to reference monkeys and other wild animals normally found only in
zoos because he is most likely a wild beast himself. I think he fornicates
with monkeys, but I can't prove it.
TM should confine himself to just one thread instead of proliferating them
like a poor crazy bastard. He is insane of course. I liken him to the
village idiot of olden times. The difference these days is that no one any
longer recognizes the village idiot because idiocy has become so widespread.
But I will be here to remind one and all of what a poor crazy bastard TM is.
It is a mark of My Greatness that I can still recognize the village idiot
even if the rest of you can't.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, not your average backyard philosopher
> Who is more sovereign, the one who pisses on the floor or the one who
> has to clean it up?
Well, many owners simply don't pickup after their dogs and after every
reason to believe 80% of them are Christian.
That's very typical of the lack of communitarian spirit we live under
today, the "last days" according to the Christians.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, not your average backyard philosopher
> Who is more sovereign, the one who pisses on the floor or the one who
> has to clean it up?
Well, many owners simply don't pickup after their dogs and I have
Edward Dolan
<comandan...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
TM is a poor crazy bastard who just posts on his one favorite subject -
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, not your average backyard philosopher
On Dec 3, 9:08 pm, livvy <mmrward1...@gmail.com> wrote:
> you really need to find something to do. You hate everything.....get
> it. You're really reaching here....actually stretching. You care
> about neither religion, nor pets. We get it. And yet you can't
> stop yapping. Find something.
One thing the Christians definitely don't have is a sense of humor.
Hey, I read something that perhaps will make you laugh:
SIGN AT CHURCH:
"THOSE CAUGHT PARKING HERE WILL BE CHARGED FOR TRESPASSING AND WILL BE
BAPTIZED"
No way!!!!!!!
Edward Dolan
<comandan...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
You've got shit for brains all right. Now what else is new?
Fucking Regards,