Jesus would have driven a van!
TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit
the message locally, and then a van to go places farther away.
Say, he would have ridden a van to go to Rome and tell the Emperor in
his face: "I am Jesus, now what?"
On Apr 12, 12:26 pm, "Mike Hunter" <Mikehunt2@lycos,com> wrote:
> Obviously Jesus would be driven in a 15 passenger Ford Econoline van, the
> only vehicle in which he could have carried the disciples and all their
> "stuff." LOL
>
> "TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit"
> <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in
>
> >Jesus rode an ass too, so he would probably have driven a Toyota>
> > THE WISE TIBETAN MONKEY SAYS
>
> > "Never drive a Toyota unless you are a dummy"
>
> >http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION
I believe so too. If he was a good guy --and we have no reason to
believe otherwise-- he would have driven a van. I think the concept of
van and particularly the MINIVAN were really a great step forward
towards civilization thanks to VW and Chrysler, I guess. That was
until the SUV appeared on the scene, which we all know to be the
vehicle of the Devil.
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THE WISE TIBETAN MONKEY SAYS
"Never question the ability of the monkey to reach a banana!"
TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit
> The 15 passenger Econoline is hardy a MINI van it is built on a 3/4 ton
> chassis.
I clearly laid out the difference:
"I think the concept of
> van and particularly the MINIVAN were really a great step forward"
But if you want 12 disciples/kids to fit in a minivan, then you gotta
be creative...
On Apr 12, 2:45 pm, Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> 12 passengers would be overloading, unless they
> were dwarves.
They would seat on each other's laps like good kids.
Rod Speed
> We finally figured it out: He would have used 13 bicycles to spread
> the message locally, and then a van to go places farther away.
> Say, he would have ridden a van to go to Rome and tell the Emperor in
> his face: "I am Jesus, now what?"
And he would have got nailed up just the same.
TibetanMonkey, Originator of the Banana Kung-Fu
> On Apr 12, 2:48 pm, "TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit"
> I like the idea of dwarves better. Books of the xian bible
> would then have names such as "Sleepy," "Doc," and
> "Dopey."
Are we discussing here Jesus or Snow White?
A gay guy told me the disciples rode on each others laps.
TibetanMonkey, Originator of the Banana Kung-Fu
> TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit wrote:
> > We finally figured it out: He would have used 13 bicycles to spread
> > the message locally, and then a van to go places farther away.
> > Say, he would have ridden a van to go to Rome and tell the Emperor in
> > his face: "I am Jesus, now what?"
>
> And he would have got nailed up just the same.
Yeah, but the Jews would have been spared...
And it sounds truly dramatic.
TibetanMonkey, Originator of the Banana Kung-Fu
> All would confess Christ as the Son of God because he made it from
> Jerusalem to Rome in an Econoline on one tank of gas (because of
> course no gas stations). And needless to say unlimited fish, bread
> and wine at every rest area.
> But this raises a lot of theological questions. Would Jesus stop when
> someone had to pee or just make them hold it? Would Jesus let anyone
> else drive at all? Would Judas get lost on purpose when it was his
> turn to drive?
Judas would have radioed to Rome this message: "Jesus is on his way,
and he's riding a van without horses!"
Rod Speed
Nope, they were stupid enough to refuse to pay taxes and the
romans did to them what they always do to anyone that stupid.
TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit
They should have known: "When in Rome do like the Romans"...
Don Klipstein
Why should a guy need to be gay to think of that? Before my pubescence,
I thought of people sitting on each other's laps as a way to conserve
seating space where there were more people than seats, such as at times in
vehicles before modern "nanny-state" times.
For example, to get 9 teenagers to a party in one VW Beetle. I would
think of having girls stiing on boys' laps since girls have some tendency
to weigh less than boys do after age 14 or 15 so (maybe 13 nowadays).
- Don Klipstein (d...@misty.com)
TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit
> In <2dee95fa-d574-49fb-a25c-7e1e91478...@35g2000yqm.googlegroups.com>,
Yeah, but the road from Jerusalem to Rome must have been a bumpy one,
and they hadn't seen a woman in ages...
I wouldn't do it. ;)
TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit
truck...
On Apr 13, 2:11 pm, lil abner <@daisey.mae> wrote:
> TibetanMonkey, the-Monkey-with-the-Bag-of-Shit wrote:
> > It's part of the immutable laws of nature, something like the Roman
> > Empire in 410AD and all the mighty that have fallen... But in a way,
> > being bigger they become an easier target, and then you see them
> > struggling to survive... Poor Romans!
>
> > Hey, the title is not even my own, so I'm just an independent
> > observer...
>
> > (I quote)
>
> > QUESTION:
>
> > Are Toyota and Honda cars not good cars anymore?
>
> > I have heard a few things on the news about Toyota and Honda cars
> > being recalled and my grandfather said that Toyota isn't a good brand
> > of car to get anymore.( My grandparents and I do not always have the
> > same beliefs) IS that right?
>
> > ANSWER:
>
> > As Toyota Got Huge they got cheap with their parts suppliers. Fat and
> > Happy and Lazy!
>
> > Honda and Nissan are not there yet! Still HIGH HIGH Quality and
> > compared to American Cars Still much much much much superior!
>
> >http://www.answerology.com/index.aspx/question/2790766_Are-Toyota-and...
>
> > ----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> > THE WISE TIBETAN MONKEY SAYS
>
> > "Never get arrogant and cheap!"
>
> >http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION
>
> Wall Street and Washington are designing the cars these days. None of
> the Mfgs are about building fine cars. They or Wall Street are about
> making money. Quality or Customer appeal is second or last. You take
> what is available.
> Our new car has "carpet" thinner than our towels.
> The floor is hot from exhaust or something.
> The air conditioner is a joke at 70mph.
> The seats are thin, hard and small.The headrest force your head to your
> chest per NHTSA. Half the cost of new cars are for air bags and and
> brick design with pillows at each end.
> Performance is a joke thanks to NHTSA and EPA electronic throttles.
> We are forced to use an inefficient fuel that waste our environment and
> has to be subsidized by our taxes:ethanol. It is destructive to engines
> and gives poorer performance. Engines are tuned to burn inefficiently
> and waste fuel to "cut emissions."
> We can't buy rally efficient diesel engined cars because the EPA doesn't
> want them. Vehicles, that do use Diesel, are being made so expensive and
> less efficient that it is having a huge rippling cost increase to
> everyone along the line. They now require Diesels to have tank for Pig
> Pea(Urea)that adds huge costs to the purchase and use.
> Our Legislators take an oath to defend us from enemies both domestic and
> foreign but apparently that doesn't include Global Business, Banking or
> Socialists. The Oil Cabal pays practically no taxes in the US but it
> controls our government policies and Laws.
Thank you, man, I suspected something like that. Then some trucks are
passing as ordinary cars putting everybody at risk --even those who
wear the seat belt and have the air bag.
Little or no effort is placed into PREVENTION...
'It's No Accident: The Real Story Behind Senseless Death and Injury on
Our Roads'
For more than 30 years, the government has been ramming cars into
walls in an effort to make car crashes safe. The public has been
conditioned to believe that seatbelts, airbags and more "crashworthy"
vehicles are the best ways to protect us from harm on the roads.
Meanwhile, the most basic strategies to deter dangerous driving and
prevent crashes have been ignored. "It's No Accident" provides a rare
glimpse into how the government got seduced by the promise of "safe
crashing." It then examines the major factors involved in crashes
today, including speeding, aggressive driving, distractions (e.g. cell
phones) and drowsy driving.
Charmin
<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> We finally figured it out: He would have used 13 bicycles to spread
> the message locally, and then a van to go places farther away.
>
You try to mask the fact that you are a beggar with no prospects with
your "green" Internet nature.
TibetanMonkey, Originator of the Banana Kung-Fu
I see. Still I see more chances for my ideas changing the world than
Jesus'...
You are all waiting for him to come and rescue you from this evil
place, right?