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His Highness the TibetanMonkey, originator of the Stop the Bullshit Campaign

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Feb 3, 2011, 2:59:42 PM2/3/11
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(the subject is suicide)

On Feb 3, 9:17 am, walksalone <spamstop...@nerdshack.com> wrote:

> "Broadly speaking, human beings may be divided into three classes:
> those who are billed to death, those who are worried to death and those
> whoare bored to death."
> Sir Winston Churchill

Suicide cases have their own pavilion in Heaven. There you find
Hitler, Jim Jones and Marilyn Monroe.

When people say, "It's crazy to ride bicycle on the road" is not
really suicide. You go to a different section from the true maniacs
who drive SUVs.

Heaven is completely compartmentalized for security reasons.


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His Highness the TibetanMonkey, originator of the Stop the Bullshit Campaign

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Feb 4, 2011, 10:54:11 AM2/4/11
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On Feb 4, 9:41 am, Basil Jet <jo...@journeyflow.spamspam.com> wrote:

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> On 2011\02\04 13:22, Martin Edwards wrote:

> > On 03/02/2011 20:00, His Highness the TibetanMonkey, originator of the


> > Stop the Bullshit Campaign wrote:
> >> (the subject is suicide)

> >> On Feb 3, 9:17 am, walksalone<spamstop...@nerdshack.com> wrote:

> >>> "Broadly speaking, human beings may be divided into three classes:
> >>> those who are billed to death, those who are worried to death and those
> >>> whoare bored to death."
> >>> Sir Winston Churchill

> >> Suicide cases have their own pavilion in Heaven. There you find
> >> Hitler, Jim Jones and Marilyn Monroe.

> >> When people say, "It's crazy to ride bicycle on the road" is not
> >> really suicide. You go to a different section from the true maniacs
> >> who drive SUVs.

> >> Heaven is completely compartmentalized for security reasons.

> > That's another thing that bothers me. Will I go to the same Hell as
> > Hitler simpley for being an unbeliever? Okay, I have done some shameful
> > things, but we are hardly in the same league.

> If that bothers you, you're not really an unbeliever!

Do unbelievers get their own section?

Do the Hitlers and Bushes go to the same section? One was democratic
(thus the people take the blame), the other undemocratic (so he led
the people).

We must analyze this.

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