There's many of you who think I've embarked on a suicide mission
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle
Every time I ride a bicycle in traffic I embark on a suicidal mission.
I could choose to stay in the cage but that's also a suicidal and
painful mission that will result in long agony.
I wished I could deliver on something that proclaimed to drivers, "I
explode upon impact!" but I can't. My only weapon is my life and my
brain. I say, "Hey if I go I rather not take my wisdom with me" and
expose the rather dangerous and depressing conditions in the jungle,
which officially is called DEMOCRACY.
I read this recently and somehow it stayed with me: NOBODY COMES OUT
OF HERE ALIVE! Or maybe all those who fear are just paranoid and we
truly live in democracy even if we are ignored. Time will tell.
NOTE: Off I go into no-man's land with my monkey bike. My huge ape
bike is in storage.
MESSAGE FOR GOD: FUCK YOU! But of course, there's no God.
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(NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH BANANA REPUBLIC)
Mr Pounder
"His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle"
<nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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When was the last time somebody told you that you a boring fuck?
Mr Pounder
>
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle
wrote:
> "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle"<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
I think you are the type that find the Bible exciting. How can I
boring when compared to the Holy Book and Chairman Mao?
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle
> Responding to Davej:
>
> > On Dec 30, 9:08 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the
> > deep jungle" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> Just because of the things I say, but it's only a calculated risk.
>
> > I ignore anyone who uses a screen name more than 20 characters long.
>
> Yeah, we noticed that. ;)
Yeah, but they call the North Korean leader many long fancy names...
* Supreme Commander at the Forefront of the Struggle Against
Imperialism and the United States
* Greatest Saint Who Rules with Extensive Magnanimity
* Lode Star of the Twenty-First Century
* Best Leader Who Realized Human Wisdom
* Leader with Extraordinary Personality
* Perfect Picture of Wisdom and Boldness
* Eternal Bosom of Hot Love
* Master of Literature, Arts, and Architecture
* World’s Best Ideal Leader with Versatile Talents
* Humankind’s Greatest Musical Genius
* Master of the Computer Who Surprised the World
* Man with Encyclopedic Knowledge
* Guardian Deity of the Planet
* Heaven-Sent Hero
* Power Incarnate with Endless Creativity
* Greatest Man Who Ever Lived
* Present-day God
* World’s Greatest Writer
http://www.harpers.org/archive/2005/02/0080381
What's the diff? Ill got nukes and I got brains.
They call him "evil" either anymore not to piss him off. ;)
Mr Pounder
"His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle"
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You have managed it.
Mr Pounder
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle
Sorry, you seem to be the Chairman Mao type.
Well, at least he did something good for bikes. But now Chinese want
to be like Americans and drive big SUVs. Don't they have an identity
like the Dutch?
Tºm Shermªn™ °_°
> When was the last time somebody told you [TM] that you a boring fuck?
Boring and repetitive.
--
Tºm Shermªn - 42.435731,-83.985007
I am a vehicular cyclist.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle
$southslope.net"> wrote:
> On 12/30/2010 1:23 PM, Mr Pounder wrote:
>
> > When was the last time somebody told you [TM] that you a boring fuck?
>
> Boring and repetitive.
Has the problem gone away? Is there any hope that it will?
Of course I have to repeat myself. I just try to be a little creative,
don't you think?
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle
> On Dec 30, 10:08 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of
> the deep jungle" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > Just because of the things I say, but it's only a calculated risk.
> > Every time I ride a bicycle in traffic I embark on a suicidal mission.
> > I could choose to stay in the cage but that's also a suicidal and
> > painful mission that will result in long agony.
>
> > I wished I could deliver on something that proclaimed to drivers, "I
> > explode upon impact!" but I can't. My only weapon is my life and my
> > brain. I say, "Hey if I go I rather not take my wisdom with me" and
> > expose the rather dangerous and depressing conditions in the jungle,
> > which officially is called DEMOCRACY.
>
> > I read this recently and somehow it stayed with me: NOBODY COMES OUT
> > OF HERE ALIVE! Or maybe all those who fear are just paranoid and we
> > truly live in democracy even if we are ignored. Time will tell.
>
> > NOTE: Off I go into no-man's land with my monkey bike. My huge ape
> > bike is in storage.
>
> > MESSAGE FOR GOD: FUCK YOU! But of course, there's no God.
>
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
>
> > (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH BANANA REPUBLIC)
>
> >http://webspawner.com/users/donquijote40
>
> scared of riding a bike, then, oh, I dunno, perhaps you should not do
> it. Duh. And yet the ponderous God message...."MESSAGE FOR GOD:
> FUCK YOU! But of course, there's no God.". There's a stretch.
> You're afraid of riding a bike, so of course it's about there is no
> God. Nice try. It's 'cause you're scared. Not a thing to do
> with God.
OK, let me ask you since you believe in Jesus, the afterlife and bla,
bla, bla.
Aren't *you* afraid of riding a bicycle in traffic? You know what the
brave cyclists do around here? Ride on the sidewalk like pussies and
endangered pedestrians in the process.
This actually sounds like David vs. Goliath, but David got no stones
in his arsenal. Pitiful, right?
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle
> On Dec 30, 10:08 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of
> the deep jungle" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > I wished I could deliver on something that proclaimed to drivers, "I
> > explode upon impact!" but I can't. My only weapon is my life and my
> > brain. I say, "Hey if I go I rather not take my wisdom with me" and
> > expose the rather dangerous and depressing conditions in the jungle,
> > which officially is called DEMOCRACY.
>
> at all with a good, hard backswing.
I'm considering riding an ass, like Jesus, and then display a sign
that says, "KISS MY ASS!"