Is God a Christian?
His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Spirits of the Jungle
can be Muslim or worship the Moon...
Worshiping the Moon can be reasonable and I do try to come out every
full moon. I think that's a little Pagan because people come out to
the beach with drums and dance. They also smoke a lot of pot (you can
feel it in the air), which makes for an atmosphere of freedom. Some
couples go into the water and God knows what happens there.
It would be cool if God were Pagan.
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THE WISE TIBETAN MONKEY SAYS
"The Spirits of the Jungle come out in Full Moon"
dgk
Klipstein) wrote:
>In <5f69e166-a86f-463d...@b34g2000yqm.googlegroups.com>,
>His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Spirits of the Jungle wrote:
>>One question is if there's a god, another if he's Christian. C'mon, he
>>can be Muslim or worship the Moon...
>>
>>Worshiping the Moon can be reasonable and I do try to come out every
>>full moon. I think that's a little Pagan because people come out to
>>the beach with drums and dance. They also smoke a lot of pot (you can
>>feel it in the air), which makes for an atmosphere of freedom. Some
>>couples go into the water and God knows what happens there.
>>
>>It would be cool if God were Pagan.
>
> The "usual Western-world family holiday" in late December with
>red-and-green warm-and-fuzzy practices is heavily practiced nowadays
>with the practices of the late-december holiday known as "Yule", which
>is a Pagan one.
>
>======================================
>
> One thing I believe: Christ was here, and was here as someone holy,
>and will come back again.
>
> And, one thing that I expect Jesus Christ to do in the likely event
>he comes back here, is to update us as to day of year for celebration
>of his birth at least biblically by a virgin:
>
> I expect sometime of the year at least a bit away from eve of the
>"Red-and-Green Warm-and-Fuzzy" holiday that some note the "catholic
>church" to have merged these two separate holidays into.
>
> In the likely event Jesus Christ comes back as a notably religiously
>significant figure, I expect Christ to "update us" that we should
>celebrate his "virgin birth" at a time a bit away from the day or the
>eve of the "red-and-green warm-and-fuzzy family holiday".
>
> As it appears to me, a "just God" would not have us attending a midnight
>church service between day-before preparations and "the red-and-green
>warm-and-fuzzy" "hectic family holiday" that is rife with decorated gifts
>and red-and-green warm-and-fuzzy holiday decorations.
I believe in the Great Pumpkin although I'm willing to participate in
any holiday that includes lots of eating and presents.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Spirits of the Jungle
> On Sun, 26 Sep 2010 07:22:23 +0000 (UTC), d...@manx.misty.com (Don
>
>
>
> Klipstein) wrote:
They want lots of holidays with presents so you can charge your credit
card more and more.
Who said presents please God? Actually he gets real mad about it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypgs2s3lEzs
It's better to eat alone.
The Real Bev
> I believe in the Great Pumpkin although I'm willing to participate in
> any holiday that includes lots of eating and presents.
Blasphemer! Fortunately His Goly Noodliness theFlying Spaghetti Monster
will forgive you.
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Cheers, Bev
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His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Spirits of the Jungle
Does the Spaghetti Monster have meatballs? Do other god have balls?
I hate those plain spaghetti.
cl...@snyder.on.ca
<bashl...@gmail.com> wrote:
>On 09/27/10 06:37, dgk wrote:
>
>> I believe in the Great Pumpkin although I'm willing to participate in
>> any holiday that includes lots of eating and presents.
>
>Blasphemer! Fortunately His Goly Noodliness theFlying Spaghetti Monster
>will forgive you.
And no, GOD is not a Christian.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Spirits of the Jungle
> >On 09/27/10 06:37, dgk wrote:
>
> >> I believe in the Great Pumpkin although I'm willing to participate in
> >> any holiday that includes lots of eating and presents.
>
> >Blasphemer! Fortunately His Goly Noodliness theFlying Spaghetti Monster
> >will forgive you.
>
> And no, GOD is not a Christian.
I had a feeling about it. To me the most sacred being is the Holy Cow,
and you can eat it too!
cl...@snyder.on.ca
TibetanMonkey & the Spirits of the Jungle"
Not if you are Hindu, or in a Hindu area!!!!!
As for WHY God is not a Christian - according to the Christian faith,
god is the father of Christ and is above Christ or equal to Christ- or
Christ is God - either way, no way GOD needs to be obedient to,
subservient to, or more accurately,redeemed by Christ.
So most definitely, GOD is not a Christian.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Spirits of the Jungle
> On Mon, 27 Sep 2010 19:20:26 -0700 (PDT), "His Highness the
> TibetanMonkey & the Spirits of the Jungle"
>
>
>
> <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >On Sep 27, 4:43 pm, cl...@snyder.on.ca wrote:
> >> On Mon, 27 Sep 2010 11:08:54 -0700, The Real Bev
>
> >> <bashley...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >On 09/27/10 06:37, dgk wrote:
>
> >> >> I believe in the Great Pumpkin although I'm willing to participate in
> >> >> any holiday that includes lots of eating and presents.
>
> >> >Blasphemer! Fortunately His Goly Noodliness theFlying Spaghetti Monster
> >> >will forgive you.
>
> >> And no, GOD is not a Christian.
>
> >I had a feeling about it. To me the most sacred being is the Holy Cow,
> >and you can eat it too!
>
> Not if you are Hindu, or in a Hindu area!!!!!
What would happen in a life or death situation between Hindu man and
Holy Cow?
>
> As for WHY God is not a Christian - according to the Christian faith,
> god is the father of Christ and is above Christ or equal to Christ- or
> Christ is God - either way, no way GOD needs to be obedient to,
> subservient to, or more accurately,redeemed by Christ.
> So most definitely, GOD is not a Christian.
That's true.
The Real Bev
> <comandan...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>On Sep 27, 4:43 pm, cl...@snyder.on.ca wrote:
>>> <bashley...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> >On 09/27/10 06:37, dgk wrote:
>>>
>>> >> I believe in the Great Pumpkin although I'm willing to participate in
>>> >> any holiday that includes lots of eating and presents.
>>>
>>> >will forgive you.
>>>
>>> And no, GOD is not a Christian.
>>
>>I had a feeling about it. To me the most sacred being is the Holy Cow,
>>and you can eat it too!
> Not if you are Hindu, or in a Hindu area!!!!!
>
> As for WHY God is not a Christian - according to the Christian faith,
> god is the father of Christ and is above Christ or equal to Christ- or
> Christ is God - either way, no way GOD needs to be obedient to,
> subservient to, or more accurately,redeemed by Christ.
> So most definitely, GOD is not a Christian.
He also doesn't understand RADAR.
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Cheers, Bev
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